Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The New Authoress ❯ AAAGGGAAAA DOO DOO DOO!!! ( Chapter 22 )

AAAAAAGGAAAA DO DO DO…

Sam: *packing her bags*

Yami: *skipping about like a preppy school girl* Hey Sam my love what you doing?

Sam: Leaving…

Yami: ………

Sam: I'm leaving this fic and I'm not coming back-

Psycho Music: EEEK EEEK EEEK EEEK EEEK EEEK

Yami: *screams like Homer Simpson* ARRGGHHH!!! ARRGGHHHHH!!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! *runs off with a dust cloud trailing behind him*

Sam: -until I trash some other animes first… Yami?

Dust cloud: … FU

LS and Cyndi: Hi Sam!!!! Oh hang on… *bongs lawyers* SHE OWNS NOTHING!!!!

Sam: WEHEY YOU'RE BACK!!!!! You've found the place then?

LS: Uh huh… we've got all the reservations at the hotel.

Ice: What's going on? *sees Bakura* BAKA NO TOMB ROBBER!!!!!

Bakura: ?___?

Ice: YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *trashes him with a tonne of lint*

Huge Dust cloud: BING BANG BANG, BING BANG BANG, BING BANG BANG, BING…

Ice: ^____^

Bakura: x_X *covered in lint*

Mally: LS!!!!! *()* … *leaps into her arms randomly slicing someone up with his nice shiny sword*

LS: MALLY!!!!! ^_____^ *cuddles him*

Cyndi: *cuddles up with Ryou*

Pyro: What's up? *cuddling Itachi who is flailing about*

Itachi: AIII GEH GEH!!!! *trying to reach for something. We pan to see that it's just Téa lying dead on the floor five feet away from him*

Pyro: Here you go… *drags Téa towards him and hands him a knife*

Itachi: ^_____^ *starts stabbing Téa with the knife* >:)

Pyro: *cuddles him whilst he's busy stabbing Téa with the knife*

Sam: Well we haven't been on a vacation ever since last summer so I thought we deserve to get out for a week of this amusing but overworked area… *nose starts to grow like Pinochio*

Pyro: You just want to trash and humilate some other anime characters for a bit don't you?

Sam: … --UUU yes… ^___^ so I've had LS find another fandom area for us to trash… and also to give our other special guests a slightly different welcome… *nose grows longer*

Ice: And that's not because you conviently `FORGOT' to put them in the last chapter did you?

Itachi: `__'… o___o…. O____O

Sam: ^___^ Of course not *nose grows longer* why would you think that? *nose goes through a growth spurt*

Itachi: *gets poked in the eye by Sam's nose* OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!

Sam: Sorry…

Itachi: *clutching an eye*

Pyro: ^____^ Anyway… where we going? (Translation: Which anime are we going to trash?)

Sam: We are going to a hotel on a island called D.O.D

Ice: D.O.D?

Pyro: I've never heard of an anime called D.O.D before.

Cyndi: Oh no it's just an abbrieviation for *pose* DESCENDENTS OF DAAAARRRRKKKKNNNNNEEEESSSS!!!!!

Mally: What?

Itachi: *busy stabbing Téa to care*

LS and Ice: *pose* DESCENDENTS OF DAAAAARRRKKKKNNNNNNNEEESSSSS!!!!!!

Ryou: Huh?

Itachi: *still… busy stabbing Téa to care*

Pyro: Yami no Matsuei?

Mally and Ryou: ???

Itachi: *still you know…*

Sam: The gay one

Mally and Ryou: *enlightened* OOOHHHH!!!!!!

Itachi: *still killing*

Sam: Anyway we've also booked in a five star hotel called Sohma.

Pyro: *gasp* She's doing a 2 for 1

LS: Descendents of Darkness and Fruits Basket…

Ice: Go Sam… ^()^

Cyndi: You miss me Ry ry?

Ryou: ^___^ Oui, oui… *cuddles her*

Pyro: So Sam-chan why trash Descendents of Darkness and Fruits Basket?

Sam: Well… One: because I've seen them both on DVD. Two: I want to kidnap Tsuzuki and drag him back here and Three… *gathers the other girls together and whispers*

LS, Cyndi, Pyro and Ice: Oh… >:)

Ryou and Mally: o_____0?

Itachi: *still stabbing Téa with a knife* DIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Téa: X____X *already dead*

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Bakura: *brushing off the lint off of him* A-A-A…

LS: ^____^…. O_____O GAH!!!!!! *sugar withdrawal and runs to maul Bakura*

Bakura: A-A-A-A-A!!!!

LS: *stops*

Bakura: AAAAATTTTCCCCCHHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *LS ducks just in time* @.@

LS: Phew…. GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *leaps and mauls Bakura*

Ice: *eating popcorn and watching the show*

Dust cloud: SNAP, CRACKLE, POP!!!!

Ice: ^_________^

Bakura: X_____X

LS: *biting visciously on his leg*

Sam: Dear me been away for only one chapter and she's already in sugar withdrawal again… *lays Pocky sticks all in a row whilst LS stops biting Bakura's leg and starts chomping on the trail of Pocky like a ravenous Pirhana*

Itachi: Does that happen… often?

Sam: Yes…

Itachi: …

Sam: But I don't think you need to worry… LS seems to only brutally maul and decapitate Bakura…

Bakura: X__________X

LS: BBBUUUURRRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!!!!! *chewing on the last Pocky*

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Seto: ^-^ Hmm… *has Joey on his lap and cuddling him*

Joey: -,-zzzzzz

Ice: Awww… poor things asleep from struggling so much…

Seto: Actually it's because he's accepted the love I have for him…

LS: Oh yeah and the tranquilisers in your pocket is just coincidence…

Everyone else: oO

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On the plane of Osiris…

Sam: We're are ready for take off Yugioh crew… plus Itachi… I'd say fasten your seatbelts but we don't have any so you're just going to have to scream and pray you don't die…

YGO crew: O-OUUU

Itachi: … *unzips his bag and brings Téa and starts stabbing her again*

Cyndi: Itachi … she's already dead…

Pyro: Leave him alone… he get's nervous when he's flying and that's the only way to calm him down… *cuddles him*

Itachi: ^-^ *cuddles back before he starts cutting out Téa's liver*

Pyro: I just got this cleaned you know… *looking at her bloody blouse*

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On the way

Mally: Are we there yet?

Sam: No…

Mally: Are we there yet?

Sam: No…

Mally: Are we there yet?

Sam: No…

Mally: Are we there yet?

Sam: No…

LS: Honey, you're gonna get bopped on the nose again like last time…

Mally: *puts on a nose guard* Are we there yet?

Sam: No…

Mally: Are we there yet?

Sam: No…

Mally: Are we there yet

Sam: No…

Mally: Are we there yet?

Sam: *presses EJECT MALLY button*

Mally: WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *ejected out of the plane*

LS: *staring out the window and sees Mally fall past* --UUU Oi…

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We arrive on the island of D.O.D

Yami: *covering Sam's ears*

Other YGO crew: *swearing like heck*

Bakura: How is it possible when there was clearly a huge landing space nearby that you managed to crash the plane in the middle of chicken farm!?!?!?!

Chicken on his head: Cluck, cluck, cluck.

Sam: Well because Sohma hotel was just next door

YGO crew: …

Snowy Angel 116 (SA116): Hi Sam…

Sam: ^^UUU

Tsubame, Hikari, Hibari, Yuri and Suzume: HELLOOOOO!!!!!!

Sam: *starts to shrink from insecurity*

Bakura: THEM AGAIN!?!?!?

Sam: Yeah…

Hikari: We need to take Tsubame Bakura hunting cos Sam forgot her in the last chapter…

Tsubame: T-T IIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!

Sam: *crawling into a hole*

Bakura: Not again

Ice: >:) Yes again… MUWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Bakura: Mother… *runs for his life*

Chicken on his head: Cluck, cluck, cluck…

SA116: I think I'll hang out with Ryou-kun… *cuddles Ryou*

Cyndi: *SBCs*

SA116: *Get's ready for the cat fight to begin…*

Ryou: Ehehehehehe… this time I'm going to stay out of the way

Bakura: *pops beside him* Phew… I finally got away from them… O_O

Ryou: *holding up his spoon*

Bakura: GGGGGGGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ryou: >:) Kukukukukuku…

Yami: Well anyway Sam and I are going to explore the island. You guys can check into the hotel… ^^ COME ON HUNNY BUNS!!!!!

Sam: *in hole* No… guilt, despair, disappointment… I can't face it…

Yami: You did say you want to catch a Tsuzuki right?

ZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Yami: *whining* SAM!!!! WAIT FOR ME!!!! *hurries after her*

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Rest of the YGO gang decide to make the most of it

Tsubame: BAKA NO TOMB ROBBER COME BACK HERE!!!!!!

Bakura: Excuse me… *pushes Kiki who squishes Yugi, who knocks over Joey into Pyro who crashes into Itachi*

POOF POOF POOF!!!!

Kiki: Oh Yugi I'm sorry… did I hurt… *smoke clears*

Yugi: *looking smaller and furrier than usual* Eek eek… *smoke clears to see a tiny little mouse in Kiki's hand*

Joey: --UUU *turned into the Andrex puppy* (A/N: Ok, ok you must be thinking Andrex puppy? Well I don't know about the US but over here in England there's a commercial for toilet roll called Andrex and they show a golden retriever puppy in it… It's just adorable)

Seto: See I told you that you were a puppy now you've turned into one…

Puppy Joey: GRRRRR!!!!!

Itachi: *turned into a kitten*

Kiki: O_OUUU

Ryou: Oh look at this sign… says here bishies who enter… suffer the wrath of the Sohma curse…

YGO cast: …

Puppy Joey: Curse? There's a curse?

Ice: Yup, yup. Sam told us earlier… which is the whole reason why we got this place so cheap…

Seto: What's the curse about?

Pyro: Well… have you seen Fruits Basket?

YGO crew plus Itachi: …

LS: Well according to the this modified version of the Zodiac curse. All bishies that come live here will change into something else everytime they get hugged by… us… >:)

YGO crew plus Itachi: O_OUUU

Cyndi: 3, 2, 1….

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Sam: *clearing her throat* Camera man

Yami: Aye aye cap'n *setting up camera* and 3, 2, 1… action…

Sam: *puts on her David Attenborough voice* We are on the trail of a most extraordinary creature on this dark island of… D.O.D. *brings out a huge just baked apple pie and places it somewhere. Yami and Sam hide. They hear rustling* Asatois Tsuzukius or commonly known the Tsuzuki. By nature the Tsuzuki is an extremely social and inquisitive animal. It is quite content to form a bond with any creature it comes into contact with.

Tsuzuki: *sniffs at the apple pie* APPLE PIE!!!!! *doggy ears and tail sprin up*

Sam: This is the common trait of exhilaration displayed when the Tsuzuki is in the presence of food particularly sweet food. Notice the rapid swaying of the husky like tail as it's prepares to gorge upon it's meal.

Tsuzuki: Time to dig in….ahhh…. ^o^

Sam: *normal voice* Did you know you, Tsuzuki and Yugi have the same English dub voice actor?

Yami: No and I don't want to know… ¬­__¬

Sam: But I still love you more

Yami: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 ^___^

Sam: *goes back to her David Attenborough voice* Well, whilst the Tsuzuki is vulnerable feeding on it's meal an unwanted guest has appeared to join him.

Tsuzuki: *looks up and gasps*

Sam: The Muraki… it's most feared predator… in the face of such an adversary the Tsuzuki would display defensive behaviours.

Tsuzuki: What do you want Muraki!?!?

Muraki: Oh how rude… is that how you greet people you haven't see in a long time?

Sam: The Muraki is an extremely dangerous creature able to hypnotise his prey to perform the most dastardly of crimes.

Yami: Kind of like Malik with his mind controlling rod right?

Sam: Yeah… but Muraki's a lot more creepy with that eye that hides under his hair… *gives him the eye*

Yami: Eep…

Sam: Anyway… I best get my net ready to catch that Tsu-

Muraki: *pounces on Tsuzuki and knocks him on the floor then begins ripping his clothes off*

Sam: GREAT GOOGILY MOOGILY!!! SWITCH THE CAMERA OFF!!!! SWITCH THE CAMERA OFF!!!

Muraki and Tsuzuki (OV): *groaning amorously*

Yami: *switches the camera off*

Sam: RRRRRUUUUUNNNNN!!!!! *runs away*

Yami: *runs as fast as his little, itty bitty teen weeny legs could carry him…*

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All bishies except Yugi, Joey and Itachi: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHH!!!!! *runs away whilst special are running trying to hug them*

Kiki: Awww…. You're so cute Yugi-kun…

Dormouse Yugi: Why do `I' have to be the rat?

Puppy Joey: Because you're the most puny out of all the bishies here Yug…

Dormouse Yugi: PUNY!?!?!?!?!?

Puppy Joey: Whoops…

Dormouse Yugi: IIE!!!!! T__T

Kiki: But Yugi you look so cute as the rat.

Pyro: Rat? I thought he was a dormouse… Note: Dormice are a lot smaller but way cuter.

Dormouse Yugi: WWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! *crying like Niagara Falls*

Kiki: Oh Pyro… *petting Yugi in the hopes that it'll shut him up*

Kitten Itachi: So why am I a kitten?

Pyro: Cos Sam said you got cat eyes for some strange reason…

LS: I GOTCHA!!!! *hugs Mally*

POOF!!!

Mally: *turned into a Super Saiyan Goku*

LS: What the?

Goku Mally: Cool ^___^

Cyndi: Sam never told us she was going to trash Dragon Ball as well.

Ryou: *shrugs*

SA116: RYOU!!!! *cuddles him*

POOF!!!!

Ryou: *turned into Kurama*

Pyro: Or Yu Yu Hakasho…

Kurama Ryou: ^___^ *sees Bakura running past. He pulls out a rose* ROSE WHIP!!!! *rose turns into a whip and latches onto Bakura.*

Bakura: Wach!!!!! *gets pulled back into rabid Bakura bashers* NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kurama Ryou: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Ice: GET HIM!!!!

Tsubame, Suzume, Hikari, Hibari and Yuri: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Huge Dust cloud: POOOF!!!!

Bakura: *turned into a cutesy wootsey bunny*

C. Yami: BUUUNNNYYYYY ^()^ *glomps Bunny Bakura*

Seto: Where did he come from?

Ice: Aww… the little chuck must have stowed away on the plane.

C. Yami: *cuddles* BUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNY BUNNY BUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNYBUNNY!!!!!!!! *bounces about with the cute bunny*

Bakura bashers: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!

Ice: I guess the Bakura hunt has to prematurely end for this chapter.

Hikari: Yeah… we can't bash him whilst Chibi Yami is around.

C. Yami: *sucks thumb whilst cuddling the bunny* bunny… ^___^ *kisses the bunny*

Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Seto: *petting Joey*

C. Yami: *sees Joey* PUPPY!!!!! *drops Bunny Bakura to hug Joey*

Seto: OI HE'S MINE!!!! *wrenches Andrex Puppy Joey away*

C. Yami: *sniff, sniff* WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Puppy Joey: Now look what ya did… *leaps out of Seto's arms and noses C. Yami*

C. Yami: *stops crying* Hehe… ^__^ *huggles him* I love you…

Seto: *fuming*

Everyone else except Joey and Seto: AAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!

Andrex Joey: *being petted*

Seto: *still fuming*

Pyro: Aww!!! Seto needs a huggy too!!! *hugs him*

POOOFFFF!!!!!

Pyro: Eh?

Dormouse Yugi: Down there…

Everyone else: *looks down to see Seto has been turned into…*

Hibari: Oh how cute… a seahorse

C. Yami: *looks at Seto* ^_____^ HORSEA!!!!! *leaps onto the Seto the seahorse* Giddy giddy giddy up!!!!

Seahorse Seto: *flattened like a pannycake* X____X

Dormouse Yugi: Poor Seto…

C. Yami: *sees Yugi the dormouse* MOUSIE!!!! ^o^

Dormouse Yugi: Poor me… IIIEEEE!!!! T_________T

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Sam: Oh… that was close… that scene could have meant me raising the ratings…

Yami: @.@…

Sam: Aww… poor Yami… He's exhausted… *hugs him*

POOFFF!!!!!

Yami: *turned into…*

Sam: Pikachu?

Yami: @.@ uh?

Sam: Hey… I got Pikachu for a boyfriend!!!!! ^____^…. O____OUUU OH MY GOD!!!! I GOT PIKACHU FOR A BOYFRIEND!!!!

Pikachu Yami: Pika Pika? @___@

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Tristan: We've gotta find Sam… She'll know how to lift this curse off us… *Suzume trips and knocks into him*

POOOFFFF!!!!

Tristan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! *turned into…*

Pyro: *gasp* MY LITTLE PAL YOSHI YU JUNGLE MONKEY!!! *hugs him* OOH OOH EEH AH AH!!! ^o^

Tristan: *the monkey* AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kitten Itachi: *playing with a ball of yarn*

Malik: Phew that was close

Pegasus: I'm glad we've escaped.

Duke: yeah…

Suzume and Tsubame: PHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEE!!!! *hug Malik, Pegasus and Duke*

Malik, Duke and Pegasus: --UUU

POOF POOF POOF

Malik: *turned into… * NNNNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!!

Tsubame: YAY A KURIBOH!!!! *huggles him*

Duke: --UUU *turned into* Neigh, neigh… *a horse*

Pegasus: *turned into… *

All the girls: *drools* OqO

Pyro: Yue from Cardcapters… Such an angel…

Everyone else: That's just disturbing… (A/N: *shudders* I'll never look at Yue the same again. DAMN IT WHAT HAVE I DONE!?!?!?)

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Sam: *carrying Pikachu Yami and the camera* Oh there's gotta be some uncontaminated Tsuzukis around on this island… *spots something rustling in the bushes* AHA!!!! *drops Pikachu Yami and brings out net on the ready to swipe* Oh Tsuzuki!!!!

Tsuzuki: Huh? Hello…

Sam: *net behind her back* Hehehe…

Tsuzuki: Are you ok?

Sam: I will be… *goes to swipe Tsuzuki with her net*

BANG!!!!

Sam: EEEP!!!!

Tsuzuki: *blink, blink* ^()^ Hisoka!!! *cuddles Hisoka*

Sam: Oh bugger…

Hisoka: Back off of him whoever you are… This is a 45 calibre gun… if you're not careful my fingers might slip…

Sam: Oh yeah… like I'm so scared of your little water pistol brat!!!!

BANG!!!!

Pikachu Yami: O.O… @.@ *faints*

Sam: HEY!!!! LEAVE MY BOYFRIEND'S CROTCH ALONE YOU TRIGGER HAPPY GREEN EYED GIT!!!!

Hisoka: Then leave Tsuzuki alone!!!

Tsuzuki: I don't want to be alone though… T___T

Hisoka: I don't mean it like that baka!!!!

Sam: Well I'm not leaving and you don't scare me!!!! *shadows start to shift*

Tsuzuki: ^____^ TATSUMI!!!!

Sam: Oh darn…

Tatsumi: How dare you go after the Ministry's employees!!!!

Sam: Well why should the Ministry be so selfish and keep him to themselves anyway? *Tatsumi's shadow starts to look ready devour Sam* O___O Yami protect me… *hides behind Pikachu Yami*

Pikachu Yami: *wakes up* >:( THUNDERSHOCK ATTACK!!!! *Thundershocks Tatsumi*

Tatsumi: X____X

Hisoka: TATSUMI!!!

Pikachu Yami: MIND CRUSH!!!! *Hisoka gets sent to the Shadow realm*

Tsuzuki: TATSUMI!!!! HISOKA!!!! *glares* What have you done to my friends?

Pikachu Yami: Hey buddy they were the ones who threatened us with a gun and shadowy voodoo…

Tsuzuki: You will pay for hurting Tatsumi and Hisoka..… *starts to chant*

Sam: Uh oh… *brings out gigantic apple pie bomb*

SPLAT!!!!

Tsuzuki: @.@…

Sam: YAY!!!! *goes to grab him with the net when Muraki appears and pounces on apple pie covered Tsuzuki* OI I CAUGHT HIM FAIR AND SQUARE!!!!

Muraki: *ignores her and starts stripping and molesting the poor bugger*

Tsuzuki: *getting lemonaded* (A/N: What's lemonaded? Guess) Oh…

Sam: *covers Yami's eyes* Never mind… Come on Yami…

Pikachu Yami: Huh?

After a while… they come across another Tsuzuki…

Sam: Ok… ready… *readys her net, hears a rustle and another Muraki pounces and starts to molest Tsuzuki*

Pikachu Yami: Darn…

Sam: >:( *stomps away whilst the Tsuzuki is being stripped by Muraki*

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Mokuba: I'm glad I'm too young to be a bishi…

Rest of the YGO bishis: T____T

Sam and Pikachu Yami return.

Ice: Hi Sam how was Tsuzuki hunting?

Sam: Terrible… that darn Muraki guy keeps managing to lemonade them whenever I find one… T___T

Hikari: Well we had a lovely time hugging all the bishies… Look how adorable they all look…

Most of the YGO Bishies: CHANGE US BACK!!!! CHANGE US BACK!!!!

Yue Pegasus, Kurama Ryou and Goku Mally: Aww…. :(

Sam: Well there is one solution to lift the curse… but I don't think you'll like it…

Malik: I DON'T CARE I DON'T WANT TO BE A KURIBOH ANYMORE!!!!

Sam: Ok…

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All the YGO bishies and Itachi line up on a stage whilst the special guests and authoresses sit as the audience.

All the YGO bishies plus Itachi: /AAAAGGGGAAAAA DOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, SHAKE THE TREE/

/AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, GRIND COFFEE!!!!/TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND TO THE KNEES!!!!/ COME AND DANCE EVERY NIGHT, SING WITH THE HULA MELODY!!!

Bunny Bakura: *in a top hat with bunny ears sticking out* /I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki/

/Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele/

Yoshi Tristan: /And when I went to the girl, "Come on and teach me to sway,"

/She laughed and whispered to me, "Yes, come tonight to the bay."/

Seahorse Seto: /The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,/

Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song. /

All the YGO bishies plus Itachi: /AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, SHAKE THE TREE/

/AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, GRIND COFFEE!!!!/TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND TO THE KNEES!!!!/ COME AND DANCE EVERY NIGHT, SING WITH THE HULA MELODY!!! /AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, SHAKE THE TREE/ AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, GRIND COFFEE!!!!/TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND TO THE KNEES!!!!/ COME AND DANCE EVERY NIGHT, SING WITH THE HULA MELODY!!!

Dormouse Yugi: /And down on the shore they gather romance/

She showed me much more, not only to dance/

All the YGO bishies plus Itachi: /AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, SHAKE THE TREE/

/AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, GRIND COFFEE!!!!/TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND TO THE KNEES!!!!/ COME AND DANCE EVERY NIGHT, SING WITH THE HULA MELODY!!! /AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, SHAKE THE TREE/ AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, GRIND COFFEE!!!!/TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND TO THE KNEES!!!!/ COME AND DANCE EVERY NIGHT, SING WITH THE HULA MELODY!!!

Kuriboh Malik and Horse Duke : /The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,/

Around calypso sarong we'll all be singing this song. /

All the YGO bishies plus Itachi: /AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, SHAKE THE TREE/

/AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, GRIND COFFEE!!!!/TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND TO THE KNEES!!!!/ COME AND DANCE EVERY NIGHT, SING WITH THE HULA MELODY!!! /AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, SHAKE THE TREE/ AGADOO-DOO-DOO PUSH PINEAPPLE, GRIND COFFEE!!!!/TO THE LEFT, TO THE RIGHT, JUMP UP AND DOWN AND TO THE KNEES!!!!/ COME AND DANCE EVERY NIGHT, SING WITH THE HULA MELODY!!!/

All the YGO bishies plus Itachi change back.

Pyro: Hey it worked…

Sam: Well of course… didn't you read the fine print? Curse will lift in three hours

Itachi: You

Yami: Mean

Joey: We

Pegasus: Didn't

Mally: Have

Bakura: To

Malik: Sing

Seto: That

Tristan: Ridculous

Ryou: Song

Yugi: At

Duke: All?

Sam: Nope… That was just for a laugh… especially after a dismal day of being unable to catch a Tsuzuki… Hehehe…. *Tsuzuki suddenly walks by* TSUZUKI!!!! *nets him* YAY!!!!!!!

Tsuzuki: *whimper*

Sam: LET'S GO HOME GUYS!!!!

Everyone else: YAY!!!!!

Sam: Read and review me!!!!