Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The New Authoress ❯ Outing-Camp ( Chapter 11 )

Outing-Camp

Sam: *asleep whilst eerie nocturnal creature make noises outside*

Owl: Whooohoo… *YGO cast shaking with fear whilst crickets making a racket*

Sam: *mumbling in her sleep*

Random woodland animal: Squeak, squeak… Squeak, squeak *nocturnal sounds getting louder*

Sam: >_<**********

Shadow: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Sam: >~<*********** *nocturnal sounds getting unbearably loud*

Shadow: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Sam: SSSSHAAAAADDDDDUPPPPPPP!!!!!! *everything shuts up*

Stupid Random Frog (probably from those Budweiser adverts): REBBBBIIITTTT!!!!!

/BBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!\ *smoke coming from Sam's shot gun pointing at a blown up spot where the frog use to be, but now with four amphibian legs standing without a body*

Shadow: O_O' I'll think I'll go see how my mistress is doing… *pads off*

Sam: *sigh and goes back to sleep*

Clock: Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick…

Sam: O_OU… >_< *starts shaking her alarm clock to stop the stupid ticking*

/SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE!!!! BANG, BANG, BANG!!!!\

Sam: >_o… *fuming*

Clock: ………

Sam: ^________^ *goes back to sleep*

Clock: ……… Tock, tock, tock, tock, tock, tock, tock, tock, tock, tock, tock, tock…

Sam: >()< GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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Chibi LS: Madwamisam dun't own Woogie oh!!!!! Nasty liar peoples!!!! (A/N: She means lawyers)

Mally: *cooing voice* Aww… she's such a smart widdle girl isn't she… *LS going red* ^()^ Oh look she's blushing!!!

Joey: *takes a look* Nah… looks more like she's takin' a dump

Seto: *takes a look and confirms* Definitely a number two…

Mally: o_0?

C.LS: Poo… poo…

Mally: O_OUUUUU

Joey: Alright then *takes LS out of Mally's arms*

C.LS: *crying* MALMAL!!!!! *kicking and screaming* MAAAALLLLLL!!!!!!

Mally: HEY!!!! *snatches LS from Joey*

Joey: Man… jus tryin' ta help out I do `ave a lil' sister ya know…

Seto: And I have a little brother. We know how to change diapers…

Mally: I can handle it myself… *walks off carrying snivelling LS to the changing room*

Joey: Hey!!! *hands him a gas mask* Ya might need this!!!!

Mally: Humph!!!

Seto: Good luck. *the door slammed shut* His doomed…

Joey: Yep… but he's a brave, brave guy… *noises from behind the door*

C.LS: Hehehe… *giggling* Mal funny…

Mally: All right… hold still… ah gross!!!!!! *LS giggling* HEY GET BACK HERE I'M NOT FINISHED YET!!!! *crashing noises heard* GOTCHA!!!!! *LS giggling* Now hold still… urgh… *LS still giggling*

Joey and Seto: *sigh and look at their watches* 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…

/FARTING NOISE\

C.LS: *giggling*

Mally: ………………………

Joey and Seto: *does that Christian cross thing and into a solemn prayer*

Death March Funeral Music: #DO DO DODO DO DODO DODO DODO….*sharply cuts off*

Joey: So… want a cup of coffee?

Seto: Yeah *they walk off*

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Tea: *walking off with Pegasus* (A/N: Don't worry people no OOCness here, they're just evil) Song?

Pegasus: *reveals a bottle of pink liquid* Check… Guitar?

Tea: *hold up guitar* Check… Let's round up the others… *they run off laughing maniacally* Oh by the way do you wanna check my new style? *reveals what she's wearing*

Pegasus: ^()^ Pretty good…

Tea: ^___^ *walks ahead*

Pegasus: *throws up* BLLLUUUUERRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

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Yami: *comes in to check on Sam and staring at her as she slept* (A/N: That would be so cool if it was real life but since it's not, it's not… *sigh* o_0? Ok… shutting up now…)

Bakura: *pops up from nowhere looking pretty hyper* Hey Pharaoh!!! How you doin' Pharaoh!?!? What cha doin' Pharaoh? Huh, huh, huh!?!?!?? Come on!!! Tellmetellmetellme!!! Eh heh, eh heh, eh heh…

Yami: o_0? *finds a huge empty lemon sorbet sweet bag* -_-… *Cyndi and Ryou in his chastity belt come waltzing/waddling in*

Ryou: *seeing the empty sweet bag* Oh Yami!!! *Bakura cartwheels about the room*

Bakura: WEEEE!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEH!!!!! *dances about, Riverdance style*

Yami: *rasping* Cut that out!!!!

Bakura: Then what else am I suppose to do then? Huh, huh, huh!?!?!? Tellmetellmetellme!!!

Yami: Th… *thinking up something* Go rob a tomb or something!!!

Bakura: o_0… ^()^ OK!!!! WWWEEEEEE!!!! *cartwheels off then leaps doing a split in the air*

Cyndi: You know I'll bet he'll do wonders if he joined the Royal Ballet… Look how graceful his pirouette is? (A/N: ^___^ Yeah… just imagine… Bakura in a tutu… ^_____^… O_OUUU…. -_- Ok… ok… that was a bad mental image and will be giving me nightmares for weeks… >()< DARNIT!!!!!)

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Yugi: *whine* Tyrande, please let me go talk to my friends…

Tyrande: *licking him* Not… *lick* until… *lick* you've taken… *lick* your bath… (A/N: Seriously people, that's how cats take a bath, hence why they cough up hairballs) *coughs and hacks up a hairball*

Shadow: Eww… hairball…

Tyrande: Funny, it's doesn't look any different from that so called fur you have on your back. At least we felines have the decency to be aware of personal hygiene…

Shadow: Gosh… I said I was sorry when I stepped on your tail…

Tyrande: You also chew on it when your asleep…

Shadow: O-OU Ah… when was that?

Tyrande: Urgh… thank Ra that my mistress adopted me… *started to groom herself whilst letting Yugi go talk to his friends*

Shadow: You don't like me very much do you?

Tyrande: *shows Shadow her mangled and chewed up tail* I suppose you'll forgive me if I'm not a little bit annoyed.

Shadow: Eh heh… oops… ^_^;

Tyrande: *sighs* Now where were we? Oh yeah… *pounces and they start a cat and dog fight*

Shadow: YOWEEE!!!!! MY TAIL!!!! *runs around wildly whilst Tyrande is clamped*

Tyrande: *thinking* I'd say revenge was sweet but his tail tastes disgusting…

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Malik: *pops in to the hut*

Sam: -,-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Malik: Still asleep?

Yami: She's had a busy day… She was the one driving, organising everything and all… *watches over Sam* Look at her… sleeping like an angel… *Sam starts snoring really loudly*

Malik: An angel with a sinus problem… *Sam frowned in her sleep and her leg jerks kicking Malik in the… painful spot* AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIII….

Yami: *quickly covers Malik's mouth from waking Sam up*

Malik: …II… *tears down his face* MRMPHMRPHRMRHPR!!!!!! *Yami drags him out then tosses him outside before coming back in sitting beside Sam*

Sam: *smiles in her sleep then snuggles closer to the warmth*

Yami: o_0… -^___________^- (Audience: AAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!! Sam: SHADDUP!!!!! *they shut up)

Yami: -^_____^-

/BONK!!!!\

Yami: x_____X… *falls to the floor*

Mysterious Figure: Hehehe… *ominous music as the figure takes Yami's by the legs and drags him out of the door*

Yami: *arms trailing behind as he is dragged away* x______X…

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Yami: *starting to regain consciousness* Oh… what hit me?

Mystery Person: (A/N: Though it's obvious really) I did…

Yami: *gasps* YOU!!!! *Tea comes from the shadows in leather attire, quite revealing and a whip (A/N: Kinda fetish really… O_OUUUU… >~<…eww… another gross mental image. That one's gonna give me nightmares for months!!!!! AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!) Yami tries to hold himself in but starts to threw up at the sight* BBBBLLLLLUUUUEEEERRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Tea: I've confessed my love and put my heart right in your hand and you did nothing but throw it back at my face. But soon you'll see the truth… I'm merely rescuing you from that Madyamisam… She's the evil one here… (A/N: ^___^ And proud of it too)

Yami: Your wrong… (A/N: *shaking her head* No she isn't) I lov-… (A/N: Oh so that's what you meant… Reviewers: >_<*)

Tea: *booming* NO YOU DON'T LOVE HER!!!!! (A/N: Oooh touchy getting a bit jealous there aren't we?, Reviewers: Would you stop with the comentating!?!?!? WE WANT TO READ THE STORY NOT YOUR CRUSTY AUTHOR'S NOTES!!!! Sam: O_O *twitch*) Soon you'll see… *Yami tries to get away but his tied hands and legs are tied…. Tea drags him off to a secluded area*

Yami: HHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPP!!!!!! *some weird mechanical noises* NO NOOOO!!!! NOT THAT!!!!!! AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

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Cyndi: *bursts in* SAM!!!!

Sam: O.O Huh? What?

Cyndi: It's the boys!!!! They're getting brainwashed!!! RYOU IS TOO!!!! WE'VE GOT TO SAVE HIM!!!!

Sam: Couldn't you get Serenity, LS or Mai to help out?

Cyndi: Well… LS is still a chibi and Serenity and Mai are off shopping… Apparently the mall is doing a 90% discount on all designer goods… (A/N: 90% DISCOUNT ON ALL DESIGNER GOODS!?!?!? ¬_¬ Hmm… Reviewers: DON'T YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!!!!! GET ON WITH THE FIC SLAVE!!!!! Sam: T_T…)

Sam: *sigh* What exactly is wrong with them?

Cyndi: Tea and Pegasus are singing Kum Bye Ah to them!!!

Sam: *bluntly* ¬_¬ Wow good for them… *prepares to go back to sleep* -_-… o_0? *blink, blink* Wait a minute… O()O KUM BYE AH!?!?!?!?!??!? *rushes out and sees the horror*

Tea: #KUM BYE AH MY LORD!!! KUM BYE AH!!!

Pegasus: #KUM BYE AH MY LORD!!!! KUM BYE AH!!!

Rest of the gang: O.O……………*Yami's missing*

Sam: Where's Yami?

Cyndi: *shaking her hard whilst bellowing down Sam's ear* WOULD YOU STOP WORRYING ABOUT YAMI FOR ONE SECOND!?!?!??!? MY LOVE IS BEING BRAINWASHED!!!!

Sam: >~o…

LS: *changed back to normal* Mally!!!! *drags him out from the stinked up changing room* Oh, oh baby are you ok???

Mally: @()@ Need… air… freshner… x_____X

LS: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…. *keeps going whilst Sam drags her away from him* -OOOOOOOOOOO

Sam: >~< SHADDDUPPP!!!!! (A/N: I've been saying that a lot lately haven't I?)

LS:………… *blink, blink*

Sam: SHADOW!!!!! TYRANDE!!!!!

Shadow: *looking mangled* We're right here… No need to shout…

Sam: HUH!?!?!?? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! (Cyndi and LS's bellowing has made her deaf)

Tyrande: Mistress… please lower your voice…

Sam: OH NEVER MIND I NEED YOU TWO TO LOOK AFTER MALLY UNTIL I CALL FOR YOU!!!!

Shadow and Tyrande: >-o… *they run off to guard Mally*

Shadow: *curiously sniffs unconscious Mally and yelps* @()@ Stink… x______X

Tyrande: *a nose peg over her nose* Dumb puppy…

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The three heroines spy upon the two `sad, sad' people…

Sam: *thinking* ARGH!!! They're driving me to the brink of sanity… *out loud* You know… for once I'm seeing something other than second rate entertainment…

LS and Cyndi: *thinking* Oh no… she's being brainwashed too… *out loud* Like what?

Sam: Third rate entertainment… /BA DA TSSSHHH\ (A/N: Thank you `The Muppet Show' I don't own them either. Jim Henson does)

LS Cyndi: Phew…

LS: So what do we do?

Sam: We've got to get them off the stage… *checks her computer* Let's see what kind artillery have I got? *types about* Ooh… I'm sure Little Bo Peep won't mind me borrowing her sheperd's crook for a bit… *Little Bo Peep's crook appears in Sam's hand*

Meanwhile…

Little Bo Peep: Oh no… I've lost my sheep again!!!! *looks around for her sheperd's crook* Oh no I've lost my crook too!!!!

Back at camp…

Sam: And I think I'll get Harry Potter's Invisibility cloak too…

At Hogwarts…

Harry: We've got to check on Snape tonight… *searches for his invisbility cloak* Hey where did my cloak go?

Back at camp…

Sam: Ok… *got a foldable chair with her as well* distract the gang, girls…

LS: Gotcha!!! *goes either side of the cast. LS approaches Mai and Serenity. She whispers* Erhem… -_-… ^()^… HEY LOOK IT'S CHRISTINE AGUILERA AND BRITNEY SPEARS HAVING A MUD FIGHT!!!!

Male YGO cast: WHERE!?!?!? *gasps* Ooohh…

Joey: GO GIT `ER BRITNEY!!!!

Yugi: *gasps covers his eyes* I shouldn't be watching this… *peeps through his fingers*

Ryou: This is really intriguing… *covering Mokuba's eyes*

Mokuba: Hey!!!!

Seto, Tristan and Bakura: O________O *drool*

Sam: *hooks Pegasus around the neck with crook*

Pegasus: ACK!!!! *Sam punched, kicked and jumped on him* ARRRGGHHH!!!! OWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!

Sam: WAAAACHHHAAAAA!!!! *takes out the foldable chair and starts thwacking him with it*

/THWACK!!! THWACK!!! THWACK!!!! THWACK!!!!\

Sam: HHHHEEEEEYYYYYAAAA!!!! *body slams him*

Pegasus: OOPH!!!!!

Sam: *pulls his legs back at a really, REAALLLY painful angle*

Pegasus: AAAAAARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! *banging his fists on the floor*

Sam: *stops beating him*

Peagsus: @()@ *twitch*

Sam: *sigh and shakes away any tension as Pegasus tries to get up, she speed dials for Caroline*

Caroline: *answering the phone* Hello Caroline's Clobber Agency… May I help you?

Phone: BLAHBLAH BLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH BLAH!!!!

Caroline: Oh… *appears in a flash then pokes at Pegasus* It's for you… *hands him a stick of ignited dynamite then disappears in a flash*

Pegasus: @()@ *in his delirium holds the stick of dynamite like a phone* …hello? *ignition wire runs out*

/KAAAAAABBBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!\

Pegasus: x()@ *a little flame still burning on his hair*

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Meanwhile Tea who is still singing… The mud fight had ended with Britney winning and the gang were listening to Tea again…

Cyndi: Erhem… Look it's the scientist Pierre Curie!!!!!

LS and Sam: o_0? TRY SOMETHING ELSE!!!!!!

Cyndi: LIKE WHAT!?!?!? I DON'T KNOW HOW TO THINK DIRTY THOUGHTS!!!!!

Sam: THEN EMBRACE YOUR DARKNESS!!!!!! *Cyndi look at her darker self, Yami Cyndi…*

Yami Cyndi: Hey… (A/N: No pun intended I'm sure…)

Cyndi: *shrugs* Ok… *hugs Yami Cyndi* Erhem… -_-… ^_____^ *smiles evilly* LOOK IT'S KYLIE MINOGUE TRYING OUT HER OWN BRAND LINGERIE!!!!

Male YGO cast: WHERE!?!?!?!? *gasps* ooohhh…

Sam: *hooks on Tea with crook and drags her off, they struggle*

Tea: *breaks free* YOU MAY HAVE BROUGHT EVERYONE BACK TO THE REALMS OF INSANITY MADYAMISAM BUT YAMI IS MINE!!!! MINE!!!!! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *runs off deep into the woods, Sam just about to give chase when LS and Cyndi block her way*

LS: They're still too normal what do we do!?!?!?

Sam: Urgh… Make them watch… Barney the Purple Dinosaur!!!! That drives everybody insane!!!! *runs off then remembers* OH AND ONLY GET THEM TO WATCH THOSE TALKING FURBY COMMERCIALS ON BREAKS!!!!

LS and Cyndi: ^()^ Ok!!!….*ties everybody down to stop them running away, then sticks in Barney before settling down to watch themselves…*

Barney: #I love you, you love me…

Male YGO cast: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *loses their sanity* @()@………

LS and Cyndi: ^()^ #WE'RE A GREAT BIG FAM-I-LY!!!!

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Sam races off into the deep dark woods… after much running in the creepers and dirt she comes to a clearing… there in the middle of it all was Yami sat tied firmly to a chair whilst a machine was holding his eyes open and flicking though pages of… o_0?… written versions of Tea's friendship speeches…? O_OUUUUUUUUUUU Oh boy…

Yami: O.O…………………. *staring blankly as his forced to read them*

Sam: *manifests a bat and bashes the machine into smithereens then drags Yami out*

Yami: *unconscious* ………………………….