Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The New Authoress ❯ Love is in the Air ( Chapter 12 )
Erm sorry Shadow_cat I haven't put you in this chappie but I promise, promise, promise that I'll put you somewhere... There was just too much to write... Sorry... Please don't hate me for being a pathetic authoress who doesn't get any money from writing this... T_____T
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 02.14.2003 | Pages: 9 | Words: 2.9K | Visits: 390 | Status: Completed
Love is in the Air!!!!
Sam: #Love is in the air… Can't remember all the words…
YGO cast: *falls over*
Tea: @__X
Sam: *sigh* Let's see I actually haven't prepared this chapter as well as I did my Mistletoe Kissarama chappies SO!!!! I've decided I'll just settle with the few guests this time seeing as I didn't have much feedback from you viewers… ANYWHOO!!!! LS………………… *doesn't notice LS being pampered by Mally who is peeling grapes for her* o_0?…. >()< LS!!!!!!!!!
LS: *almost chokes on the grape* Coming!!!!! What?
Sam: -_-* Disclaimers…?
LS: Oh right… Madyamisam doesn't own Yu-gi-oh…
Sam: Thank you… -_-………………… >()< YAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *starts bopping all the nasty lawyers on her doorstep with her mallet*
/BANGBANG!!! BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG!!!!!!\
Sam: Hmm… One for luck… *takes out bazooka*
/KAAAABBBBBBBOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!\
Lawyers: @()X………
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Sam: Ok… you folks might be wondering how I'm gonna get a flight for the love birds to their desitination around here *presses button and Osiris the bus changes to Osiris the plane* That's how… and it goes faster than any plane in the world… In fact it can go around the world in 2 minutes… Ok… Yugi who you with…
Yugi: Uh… *looks at Valentine card* Drunken Panda and Tsuki…
Sam: Uh oh… Well we're gonna have to split your date… Yug…
Yugi: Oh… ok…
Sam: The question is who goes first…
DP: I'M GOIN' FIRST
Tsuki: NO ME!!!
DP: ME!!!!!
Tsuki: ME!!!!
DP: ME!!!
Tsuki: ME!!!!!!
DP: ME!!!!
Tsuki: ME!!!!! *they start cat fighting*
Sam: *her fingers in her ears* >_o… Why don't you let Yugi decide?
Yugi: O_O *gulp*
DP: YUGI YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU MORE…
Tsuki: NO YOU DON'T I LOVE HIM MORE!!!!!
DP: STOP MANIPULATING HIM!!!!…
Tsuki: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S MANIPULATING HIM YOU… YOU MANIPULATOR!!!!
DP: HA YOU CAN'T EVEN INSULT PROPERLY!!!!
Tsuki: WELL YOU DON'T EVEN DRESS PROPERLY!!!!!
DP: I DON'T NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR LAME RANTINGS*grabs his arm* YUGI PICK ME!!!!
Tsuki: NO YUGI PICK ME!!!! *grabs his other*
DP: GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF HIM!!!!
Tsuki: YOU GET YOUR HANDS OF HIM!!!! HIS MINE!!!!
DP: HIS MINE!!!! *pulls him towards her*
Tsuki: HIS MINE!!!!! *pulls him back*
DP: MINE!!!
Tsuki: MINE!!!!!!
DP: MINE!!!!
Tsuki: MINE!!!!
DP: MINE!!!!
Tsuki: MINE!!!!!!
DP: MINE!!!!
Tsuki: MINE!!!! *they continue to argue this way pulling Yugi like a rope in a tug o'war…*
Yugi: *whilst being tugged by the arms left and right* AAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! GIRLS PLEASE DON'T PICK ON ME I'M JUST THE LITTLE GUY!!!!!
Yami: AIBOU!!!! *Sam stops him*
Sam: Never get in between two girls in love with one guy Yami… it get's very painful…
Yami: But he needs help… *looks at Yugi who is screaming desperately* please help him… *stares at her pleading with puppy dog eyes*
Sam: O_O Man… did you take lessons from Yugi?
Yami: o_0?… -^_______^- Yep…
Yugi: PLEASE GIRLS IF YOU DON'T STOP YOU'LL RIP ME APART!!!!! *suddenly get's pulled too hard which makes him cry* WWWAAAAAAAHHHAAAA!!!!!
DP and Tsuki: *stop immediately as they heard him wail* OH YUGI!!!!! *they stop to pamper him*
DP: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!!!!!
Tsuki: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT I DID!!!! THIS WAS YOUR FAULT!!!!!!
DP: WHY YOU…. *they start cat fighting again*
Yugi: *rubbing his sore arms* Girls… fighting won't solve anything!!!!
DP and Tsuki: STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!
Yugi: *shrinks back* Ok… *sniff, sniff. Yami went to grab Tsuki whilst Sam grabbed DP*
Yami: Look we'll sort out who goes first if you'll stop fighting for one minute… Ok? Hear us out…
Seto: *holds a clipboard* I've made a list of all your personal traits good and bad points and we can compare and debate about them… Drunken Panda against Tsuki… etc… etc…
Sam: *flips a coin* Heads… DP goes first…
Seto: Of course… that would work as well… (A/N: Now I really did flick a coin for Tsuki and DP. THIS IS `NOT' FAVORITISM!!!!!)
DP: YAY!!!
Tsuki: No… T__T *Yami patted on her back*
Yami: I'll take you into the CURSE room to vent out your feelings… *Tsuki in tears*
Sam: Ok… enjoy your date at Ritz Resturant you two…
DP and Yugi: SEE YA!!!! *Osiris flies them off to Ritz Restaurant*
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Sam: Now… next… Pegasus…
Yami: o_0? Pegasus's got a date?
Sam: Yeah… your date's Mazoo Pegasus…
Pegasus: NONONONONO!!!! I LOVE KAIBA!!!! I REFUSE TO GO THROUGH WITH THIS!!!!!
Sam: *sigh before dialling Caroline's Clobber Agency. Caroline appears in a flash*
Caroline: KONICHIWA!!!!
Sam: Sic him!!!! *points to Pegasus*
Caroline: Okily dokily!!! ^_________^… *goes to Pegasus and shouts down his ear like in the military* >()< YOU WILL OBEY TO THE CONDITIONS YOU GERIATRIC HIPPY!!!! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A LOW LIFE CHEATING PIECE OF S***!!!! YOU WILL OBEY ELSE I'LL DO PLENTY OF A** KICKING TO LAST FOR THE NEXT MILLENIA!!!! YOU GOT THAT SOLDIER!!!!
Seto: ^()^ *clapping his hands*
Pegasus: T___T Yes ma'am… *sniff, sniff*
Caroline: >_<****…. ^____^ SAYONARA!!!! *disappears in a flash*
Mazoo: Oh don't be sad Pegasus… at least you get to go to Disneyland…
Pegasus: T___T…. o_0? Say what?
Sam: Disneyland Paris… that's where your going… *Osiris returns*
Pegasus: DISNEYLAND PARIS!?!?!? YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!! I've always wanted to go to Disneyland Paris…
Sam: o_0? *to Mazoo* Are you sure you want this?
Mazoo: ^______^ Yep… really sure…
Sam: Well… -_- your funeral… *Osiris flies off to Disneyland Paris*
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Sam: Right next is… Seto…
Seto: O_O *gulp*
Sam: Date: Setoluvr… Location: Hawaii…
Setoluvr: *giggles whilst wrapping her arm around Seto and they got on the plane*
Sam: Bakura is with Pingpong who is going to the Carribean so their roughly in the same direction…
PP: *hooks her arm around Bakura's and they get on and the four are flown to Hawaii/Carribean*
Celeste: Hey, hey!!!! I'm going too *grabs Joey* HAWAII HERE WE COME!!!!
Joey: WHAT!?!?!?!? I'M NOT GOING TO ANYPLACE WITH KAIBA!!!!!
Celeste: COME ON IT'LL BE FUN RIGHT SETOLUVR!!!!
Setoluvr: YAY!!!! ^()^
Joey: *cries* But I don't wanna… T()T *clinging to the doorway*
Sam: Aww… TOUGH TAMALE!!!!! NOW… *pushes him* GIT….*grabs mallet and smashes his fingers*
Joey: YAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Sam: *boots him in* IN THERE!!!! *slams the door. Osiris flies off*
Others remaining: *sweatdropped*
Sam: Right… who's left?
Others: *gulp*
LS: US!!!!
Sam: Oh right… you and Mally. Uh… *looks at the list* ^__________^ SCOTLAND!!!!!
Mally: Scotland? Our Blind date is in Scotland?
LS: What for? *Sam whispers in her ear* Ooh… Hehehehe….*whispers back*
Sam: Don't worry I'll handle it…
Mally: T________T *Osiris arrives, they get on and fly off to Scotland. Osiris returns in a flash*
Sam: Ok… Cyndi, Ryou…
Cyndi and Ryou: ^__________^ *link arms. Cyndi pecks Ryou on the cheek. His hair spontaneously combusts*
Sam: O_OUUUUUUUUU *looks at the list* Uh… I think you'll be ok… *pauses* in Antarctica…
Cyndi and Ryou: O()O ANTARCTICA!?!?!?!?!?
Sam: Well… either that or you could set bush fires in Australia…
Cyndi and Ryou: O_OUUUU…. ^+++++++++^ Ok then… *they get on and Osiris flies off*
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Sam: *collapses on the sofa…*
Yami: What about us? Where we going?
Sam: Nowhere at the moment…
Yami: T_______T…
Sam: I need to check on their progress on their dates first… you know that…
Yami: T_________T
Sam: *sigh*
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Sam and Yami: *watches Yugi and DP through a monitor…*
Yugi: This place is pretty posh…
DP: You like it?
Yugi: ^()^ *sounding like a chibi* YAH!!!!!
DP: KKKAAAWWWWWAAAAIIIIIII!!!!!!! *their order has come a huge plate of spaghetti and meatballs*
Sam: Hmm… Makes me feel hungry now… *pops off and comes back with a picnic*
Yami: o_0?… ^()^ *takes a sandwich whilst they watch*
DP and Yugi: *eating their spaghetti, they don't realise that they are eating two ends of the spaghetti until they get to the middle and end up kissing… (A/N: Yes, yes I know I took the idea from Lady and the Tramp but hey it works ok?)*
DP: OoO……………… *pounces on Yugi*
Yugi: *yelps* AI!!! *they disappear under the table*
Yami: *who's watching starts to choke on the sandwich*
Sam: *pats his back and passes him some water* ^_^UUU *kissing sounds under the table*
Yugi: @___@ *tries to gets up. We see lipstick all over his face. He gets yanked back down under the table*
Yami: She… she… she… *faints*
Sam: Well at least Yugi's still got his chastity belt on. *tries to revive Yami before moving on to the next couple*
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Pegasus: Oh I wanna go there… And there!!!! And there and there and there!!!!
Mazoo: ^____________________________^ *they go on the twister coaster*
Mazoo and Pegasus: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
Sam: O_OUUUUUUUUUUUU
Pegasus: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!! Oh… *falls over to be caught by Mazoo…* err… *blushes*
Mazoo: ^______________________________^ kiss, kiss?
Pegasus: o_0?……… uh……… Oh ok… ^__________^
Mazoo: -o-….
Yami: *slowly wakes up* Huh? *sees Mazoo about to kiss Pegasus…* O.O…
Sam: MOVIN' ON MOVIN' ON!!!!!
Yami: O.O…………
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Sam: Phew that was close right Yami? Yami?
Yami: O.O…………… *wave her hand over his face*
Sam: Oh boy… *switches to the next couple* Hey Yami it's Bakura…
Yami: O.O… *snaps out of it* Huh?
Bakura and PP: *sunbathing*
Bakura: Do you think I'm getting a sunburn?
PP: *takes off sunglasses then smacks him*
Bakura: O~OUUUUU YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
PP: Yep your getting a sunburn…
Sam and Yami: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! *they watch them go swimming and a* Ooh…
Jaws Theme: #DODO… DODO…
PP: SHARK!!!!
Bakura: Huh? YYYYYAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *tries to swim to shore*
Jaws Theme: #DODODODODODODODODODO!!!!!!
Bakura: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
PP: BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!
Jaws Theme: #DODODODODODODO… *cuts off. Flipper the Dolphin leaps up from the water*
Flipper the Dolphin: *jumps up from the water* Heh… hehehehehehe!!!! *clicks beak*
Bakura: O.O'… *faints* @()@
Sam and Yami: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO SEE HOW SETO AND JOEY ARE DOING!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!
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Aloha Oe: #ALOHA OE!!!! ALOHA OE!!!!!!
Seto: You stay away from us you couple of Chihuahuas!!!!
Celeste: *starts whimpering before bursting to tears* WAAAAAA!!!!!!
Setoluvr: Oh… don't cry Celeste
Joey: GRR!!! WE MAY HAVE JUST MET BUT NOBODY PICKS ON MY GIRL!!!!!… SO YOU SHUT UP YOU SNOB NOSED, MONEY PINCHIN, TRENCH COAT LUVIN', HENTAI BRAINED, MARAHATAHOOM!!!!
Seto: O.O *blink, blink*
Yami: Nani!?
Sam: Was that… Entish?
Seto: O.O *blink, blink*
Setoluvr: I wanna see you two guys do the Luau!!!! *takes out two grass skirts*
Seto and Joey: NO WAY!!!!!
Setoluvr and Celeste: *puppy dog eyes* PWWEEEESSSEEEEE!?!?!?!?
Seto and Joey: O_OUUUUUUUU ¬_¬…. -,-… *sigh*
Aloha Oe: #ALOHA OE!!! ALOHA OE!!!!
Seto and Joey: *comes onto stage in their grass skirts swinging their hips and flapping their arms*
Sam and Yami: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *falls off their chairs* @()^
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Sam: *gasps and taking deep breaths* Now I think we'll swap DP with Tsuki. *they watch monitor at Ritz Restaurant*
DP: ^_________^ Wants some more pie!?!?!?!?
Yugi: *stomach is bulging* @()@ No… more… pie… x()X
Tsuki: Times up!!! MY TURN!!!! *grabs Yugi and they fly off to Rome their destination*
DP: T________________T
Yugi: @.@ Urgh….
Sam: Well… whilst they settle down we'll look at the others.
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Sam: Let's see. Let's check on Cyndi and Ryou… in Antarctica!!!!
Yami: *stifles a giggle*
Sam: Well if the world floods it's their fault…
Yami: *can't keep it in* MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Cyndi: Oh look how cute those penguins are…
Ryou: ^_________^
Penguins: Squawk, squawk, squawk… *one of them comes towards them and they make friends*
Ryou: Hello little penguin…
Penguin: Squawk?
Cyndi: Cutie… let's give him a name…
Ryou: How about Pingu? (A/N: I don't own Pingu either)
Penguin: Squawk? *is pet on the head* ^()^ Squawk!!!!
Cyndi: Tea?
Ryou: Please… *Cyndi pours tea into cup*
Cyndi: It's not too bad really… At least we don't need to worry about getting warm… We blush hard enough to melt a polar ice cap anyway…
Ryou: Uh huh… Love you…
Cyndi: Love you too… *they kiss and spontaneously combusts melting a hole on the ice floor, they fall into the icy water hole*
Sam: Hehe… *shaking her head shamelessly. Watches the couple climb out of the hole*
Ryou: *sigh* We'll never get over our problem will we?
Cyndi: I guess not… Ah well goodnight Kute Kitty Kat
Ryou: Goodnight Canary Candy floss… -o- XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
Yami: Urgh… x()X
Sam: O()O Oh no… @()@ PET NAMES!!!!!!!!
Ryou and Cyndi: GOODNIGHT PINGU!!!!
Pingu: Squawk!!!!
Ryou and Cyndi: *sigh* ^___________^
Pingu: Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk…………… ;
Ryou and Cyndi: O_OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Pingu: Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk…………… ;
3am in the morning…
Pingu: Squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk, squawk…………… ; ACK!!!!
Ryou: *strangling Pingu* ONE MORE SQUAWK OUT OF YOU AND I'LL WRING YOUR SCRAWNY LITTLE NECK!!!!!!
Pingu: OVO…squeak… *Ryou goes back to sleep* OVO? *blink, blink* COCKADOODLEDOO!!!!!!
Ryou and Cyndi: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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Mally: So what's so great about Scotland?
LS: Er… Loch Ness Monster… *Mally: ^___^* shortbread *Mally: -_-* bagpipes…*Mally: >_<* Macbeth *Mally: o_0?* haggis *Mally: O_O* and… ^______^ *evil smile* kilts…
Mally: Kilts?
LS: *reveals a tartan coloured kilt*
Mally: YOU WANT ME TO WEAR A SKIRT!?!?!?!?!?
LS: It's what all Scottish men wear…
Mally: WELL I'M NOT WEARING IT!!!!!!!!
Sam: Heh… tough luck…
Yami: Why?
Sam: I got Shadow to chew up all the clothes in his luggage ^()^… o_o…
Yami: ^()^… o_o…
LS: SHADOW!!!!
Shadow: YES MISTRESS!!!!! *rips at the only trousers that Mally is wearing and find he has Bob the Builder boxers*
Sam and Yami: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! (A/N: Yes, Yes I know we do that a lot. We're evil ok?)
LS: *gives him the kilt*
Mally: *whine* But I don't want to…
LS: Why not?
Mally: ……………
LS: Well…
Mally: I got hairy legs…
Sam and Yami: EEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!
LS: I don't mind…. NOW PUT `EM ON!!!!!!!!
Mally: *comes out in his kilt*
Sam and Yami: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
LS: *squeals and kisses him on the lips*
Mally: ^o^XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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Sam: Tsuki and Yugi… Hey they rhyme…
Yami: Let's just hope that she's not as bad as DP… *they see Tsuki kissing Yugi… Yami faints* x()X
Sam: *sigh*
Yugi: *dressed in a Roman tunic* MRHPM!!!! *kiss released* air… *doesn't have the chance to breath when Tsuki locks him in another kiss* MRHPHM!!!!!
Sam: Hmm… DP and Tsuki sure are rather hyper lately… I wonder… O_OUUU *notices a huge empty bottle labelled Viagra* ^_^UUUUUUUUUU …poor Yugi…
Tsuki: ^()^ I'll peel you a grape Yugi-kun…
Yugi: @()@ NO… MORE… GRAPES!!!!! *Tsuki shoves a whole bunch down his mouth*
Sam: >,o…. It's a good thing he has his chastity belt at least…. ^_____^ *hears a pneumatic drill* O____OUUUU… *looks closer into the screen*
Tsuki: ^()^ *using pneumatic drill on Yugi's chastity belt*
Yugi: *shaking as the pneumatic drill keeps drilling open his belt* AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaA!!!!!
Sam: GGGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! O()O!!!!! *rushes on Osiris and grabs Yugi*
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Sam: Phew… you'll be safe at least until they aren't as hyper here Yugi…
Yugi: *Yami rubs his back reassuringly* Why don't you guys go on your date?
Sam: I suppose…
Yugi: Don't worry… Serenity and Tristan will look out for me… You two deserve it…
Yami and Sam: *look at each other then blushed a bit*
Yugi: ^()^
Sam: *they get on Osiris*
Yami: Where we going?
Sam: Hong Kong… *they arrive and walk around Time Square, hang around at Bird street then took a boat ride at the fishing wharves*
Yami and Sam: -^__________^-
Yami: -^___^- *sniff, sniff* Urgh… *covers his nose*
Sam: What?
Yami: Something smells awful…
Sam: *sniff, sniff* It's from there… *they come to a stand* Hmm… It says here it's Stinky Tofu…
Stand Man: That's right miss. The smelliest Stinky Tofu in the entire province… (A/N: In case you don't know Stinky Tofu `DOES' exist and they `DO' sell it in the back streets
Yami: Are we suppose to eat that?
Stand Man: If you can stand the smell… it's the best food snack in Hong Kong… *Yami gulp* Try some…?
Sam: YEAH!!!! TWO PLEASE!!!! *Stand Man cooks fries the tofu in oil and then serves on two cocktail sticks. Sam takes a bite* MMMMM!!!!! It may not smell that nice but it sure tastes good!!! ^________^ Come on Yami try some…
Yami: No thanks…
Sam: Please…? *puppy dog eyes*
Yami: Urgh… >~<…. *holds his breath whilst taking a bite* o_0?
Sam: Nice?
Yami: Yeah actually… *both scoff the tofu in a flash* ^_____________^
Sam: TWO MORE!!!!!
Yami: YEAH!!!!! *they scoff that as well before walking off*
Sam: I gotta learn how to make those.
Yami: ^___________^
/BONK\
Yami: x________X Why am I always the one that gets hit? *collapses on the floor*
Sam: Huh? *turns to be knocked unconscious*
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Sam: *wakes up* Huh?
Yami: MRHPMHRMPHMRM!!!!!!! *tied up and gagged*
Sam: Yami!!!!
Mystery Person: Forgot about me?
Sam: Erm… considering that I'm the Authoress in this here fic no… Tea…
Tea: GRRRRR!!!!! YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO SPOIL THE DRAMA AROUND HERE!!!!
Sam: It's my job… ya dumb bimbo…
Tea: Don't call me a bimbo!!!!
Sam: I can call you what I like you dancing klutz!!!! And I can do it without using foul language too…
Tea: GGGGRRRR!!!! *just about to slap her*
Yugi: *gasp when he hears the Authoress alarm* Sam's in trouble… *presses a button*
Tea: *huge boulder rolls down the road and runs her over* GGGGGGGGAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Yugi and Sam: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Yami: *still gagged* ^=====================^
Others: 0_________o
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Sam: Urgh…. I don't think this chapter is very good but that's ok… Sorry if your section wasn't long enough but hey… You can laugh at the other dates instead…. ^____________^ Feel free to put death threats in your reviews for ruining your lives… I don't mind…!!!! AGAIN GOMEN IF YOU DON'T SEE YOURSELF IN THE CHAPPIE!!!! I PROMISE I'LL PUT YOU IN ANOTHER CHAPTER SOMEWHERE!!!! SORRY, THANK YOU, BYE, SORRY THANK YOU, BYE SORRY…