Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The New Kid ❯ Chapter 2

Td666: Yay. I have gotten my first review. Thank you Ice phoenix. For those of you who are wondering I am referring to Jou as Joey from now on because when I start writing I automatically write joey instead of jou or jounochi. Yami do the disclaimer

Yami: Trickydevl666 does not own yu-gi-oh

"That was fun. Maybe I can duel your Yami next time" Damn. I can't believe I let that slip.

"Who told you about Yami?"

"You did."

"No, I didn't"

"Didn't tell him what, Aibou?" asked a voice.

"Didn't tell him about you. Yami."

"How is it that you know about me?"

"Simple, I have magic"

"Yeah right." Said Joey

"You defy my power. Then take this." Then all of a sudden, Joey stopped moving (A.N. If you have ever watched charmed, it is like Piper's freeze thing.) He wasn't breathing and his heart was not beating, but he was still alive.

"What did you do to him?"

"I simply put him in a state of suspended animation. Now are you ready to duel pharaoh"

"Yes, lets duel"

They duel. Halfway through the duel Melor gloats saying, "now I will win pharaoh, there is nothing you can do to beat me now. For I play, the field card, The Temple of Water, the ritual card dance of the water and the magic card freeze. The temple of water allows me to play dance of water. After I play it, I am able to summon my favorite monster, The Guardian of the Water. When Guardian of the water is in play, I am allowed to play freeze which makes it so you cannot destroy any of my magic or trap cards."

Oh no, How can I beat him with defenses like that?

"Simple pharaoh, you cant. Now it is your turn."

"Okay, Gaia the Fierce Knight, attack his Guardian."

"You fell right into my trap, activate trap cards clone and Negate. Now it is my turn. I play orb of the water god and ice scythe. This increases my monster's attack power by over 2000 and since clone is still in play I now have three guardians instead of one all with attacks over 4000. Now Guardian one attack Gaia, Gaurdian two attack the Dark magician, and Guardian three attack his life points. You are gone pharaoh. I win."

"Oh no. I am defeated."

"Don't feel too bad yami. I am not some crazy psychopath bent on world domination. I am just a regular crazy psychopath."

Seto says, "wow that is great and all, but can you please unfreeze Joey."

Melor runs up to Seto and hugs him really, really tight. "SetoyouareoneofmyfavoritecharactersthirdtoRyouandsecondtoYugiLookhowpretty youarewithyourblueeyesDidyouknowblueismyfavoritecolorInfactmywardrobeisfull ofthingsthatareblue. Anyway you want me to put Joey back to normal. Okay. Unfreeze"

"What is going on? Why do I feel as if I was put in a state of suspended animation for two hours?"

"Because, you were puppy."

Seto walks up to Joey and hugs him. "I love you"

Melor says" blah blah blah I need to take this friendship lovin' bitch, I mean girl outside where she will meat my very very special friends, Mr. Rope, Chainsaw, Knives, and Pain."

"YAAAAAAYYY Friendship. Onetime I went over to Seto's mansion and there I heard some strange noises coming from seto's room. I thought it was a friendly noise so I went to check it out. I opened the door and there I see seto and Joey doing something very friendly. Seto was saying like `oh so fucking tight' and Joey was all like harder, harder, faster, faster. I said hi to them but they didn't notice me. After a while they both collapsed and then the felll asleep in each other's arms. I stayed in the room and waited them to wake up but that wasn't until later, anyway what haoppened was that when they woke up they started to do the friendly thing againe except this time Joey went under the covers and started to do something What was Seto seemed to like it and -"

"Die Bitch Melor screams" and jabs a knife right into her head between the eyes.

"- he was going like `oooooh aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh oh this is so good' and eventually seto was on his back and joey was doing something friendly again. YYAAYY Friendship. This time Joey was the one saying stuff like `oh so tight, feels. . .' and then seto was the one moaning."

At this, seto and joey both grabbed knives and started stabbing her. Melor joined in and was very happy. Melor finally cut off her head.

"And I saw another friendly thing here full of friend friendly friendliful friendifulness friendifulnessy friendifulnessyful friendifulynessyfulness. Yami and Yugi were sitting on the couch. Actually Yugi was sitting on Yami and they were both naked. Yugi was moving up and down and obiviously being friendly to his very best friend Yami who is his friend. They were both moaning a lot and they were done, Yugi's grandpa came in and told them to go upstairs because he needed to buy a new couch."

Yami and Yugi joined in trying to kill her. Her head was now cut into pieces but there were still pieces of her mouth.

"Ryou and Bakura were at the Kaiba land place. It is very friendly there especially with the special squad in black who always escort me off the premises. Anyway, Ryou and Bakura were behind some trash cans in a part where no one goes very often but I went there because it is one of my favorite places. There Ryou was all panting and sweating going oh that was so amazing. Also Ryou was mostly naked except he was wearing a collar and a leash and these things on his nipples and something around his dick. Bakura was all like oh you feel so good. I like it when you get to be my bitch-"

And finally after Ryou and Bakura tried to kill her she stopped speaking. Amazingly enough there was no blood coming out of the remains of her body. There was no blood anywhere. Yugi just shrugged and said, "At least there is less for me to clean up."

Td666: Wat did y'all think plese review.