Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Nitpicker's Guide to Yu-Gi-Oh ❯ Journey to the Duelist Kingdom ( Chapter 3 )

Disclaimer#19: Ha, ha. You think I own Yu-Gi-Oh. How silly of you.

Author's Notes: Hey! I'm back! It's great to see me, isn't it? Yeah whatever. Anyway, only one person answered my trivia. The answer was Ep. 1. He's watching Yugi and Joey duel. Congratulations to…

Bronze Eagle

You get a bright, fancy, new …um …uh …uh *mumbles, trails off*.

Mistake#1

Quoting Yugi: What could Pegasus possibly want with me? And could it have something to do with my Millennium Puzzle?

Why-

Kaiba: *sarcastically* Gee, I wonder.

Yami: *to self* Just five more episodes till he shows up again. Just five more.

Mistake#2

Quoting Joey: Wonda who dis is from?

Why-

Bakura: I wouldn't be opening mail if I didn't know who it was from.

Tristan: Could've had Anthrax in it.

Joey: Well…ya see…um…

Mistake#3

Quoting Serenity: I can't believe it's been six years since we've seen each other.

Why-

Mai: Technically you did see him, he just saw you.

Joey: How dare you make fun of my sister's eyesight!

Serenity: I think she meant the fact that I was on tape.

Mistake#4

As dramatic and touching this scene is what if the car did stop?

Why-

Tristan: Man of danger.

Joey: Do you guys have to pick on everything?!

Pegasus: Yes.

Joey: Oh, okay.

Mistake#5

Quoting Yugi: *opens blank envelope, gasps* It's from Pegasus.

Why-

Pegasus: *gasps* How'd you know?

Kaiba: You open a blank envelope, only see the back of some cards, and already you know it's from Pegasus.

Yugi: *to self* Just five more episodes.

Mistake#6

Quoting Yugi: The only way to know for sure is to become a contestant.

Quoting Tristan a little later: I don't believe it! Pegasus uses some weird magic to grab your grandpa's soul away. And now he's toying with you, forcing you to duel in the tournament.

Why-

Yugi: He wasn't forcing me to do anything.

Mai: And isn't it amazing how you automatically believed Yugi with that whole soul thing.

Tea: We trust Yugi.

Kaiba: I would've thought he was crazy.

Mistake#7

Quoting Joey: I'm just thinkin' about a whole lota stuff.

Why-

Kaiba: Joey doesn't think! It's Joey!

Joey: You're all so mean.

Mistake#8

While Yugi is talking to Joey about the Millennium Puzzle, we see Tea on the side. Why is she there? (Author's Mini Notes: I do know why she's really there, but this is the DUB. Manga/ Original Japanese Eps. don't tie into it.)

Why-

Joey: Just hop in wherever you can, huh?

Tea: I like attention.

Mistake#9

Got really tall high school students there, huh?

Why-

Kaiba: Wow! He makes me feel short.

Yugi: I don't believe the dubbers made him a high school student.

Mistake#10

Quoting Yugi: *looking scared* Get back! Leave them alone!

Why-

Joey: That would've been a good time for you to look angry or determined.

Yami: *that eye on his forehead starts glowing* Back off my aibou.

Joey: What are you gonna do about it?

Yami: *points to eye*

Joey: Oh yeah, the Mind Crush thing.

Mistake#11

Quoting Joey: Because of you, we got that moron expelled. And Tristan and I learned what it was like to have a true friend.

Why-

Bakura: You were already beat up bad enough to get him expelled yourself.

Tristan: Learned what it was like to have a true friend! Weren't we friends!?

Kaiba: This just proves Joey doesn't think.

Mistake#12

Quoting Joey: I've been acting like a real jerk.

Quoting Yugi: Oh, were you acting?

Quoting Joey: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Why-

Yugi: Wasn't that funny.

Kaiba: Stupid jokes for stupid people.

Joey: You don't shut up very often, do ya!?

Mistake#13

Quoting Joey: The truth of the matta is, you're the best friend that I ever had.

Why-

Tristan: What am I!? Copped liver!?

Tea: Some of us think that.

Kaiba: Most of us think that.

Tristan: I have a fan girl!

Bakura: "A," being the key word.

Mistake#14

Joey, you struggle like a wimp.

Why-

Joey: I do not! The guards were weak.

Kaiba: If you took out the guards and the scowl on your face, you would look like a Dancing Santa. A slow Dancing Santa.

Mistake#15

Quoting Tea: They're distracted. Let's go.

Why-

Joey: How come you guys were able to get on board so easily? Even I'm smart enough to go when they're distracted.

Tea: Were smarter that you.

Mistake#16

Quoting Guy: But all participants are given two star chips. You'll be at a disadvantage.

Why-

Bakura: Why? What's the big deal with the star chips? (Yes I do know what the star chips are used for. I write the story as if you saw the episode for the first time, though there are exceptions.)

Joey: They don't tell us till next episode.

Mistake#17

Along with being a physic, Mai has super-sonic hearing.

Why-

Joey: Which she used to hear our conversation when even people next to us couldn't.

Mistake#18

Quoting Mai: You're the Yugi kid everyone's talking about.

Quoting Joey: Whoa, check it out.

Why-

Kaiba: Do you just pull words out of the air?

Joey: Yes!

Mistake#19

Quoting Mai: …and deserves to be crushed in the games.

Quoting Joey: Please crush me.

Quoting Mai: I'll crush you all eventually.

Why-

Bakura: There's that redundant thing again.

Tea: Please crush me?

Tristan: What does that mean? *winks*

Joey: Eww.

Mai: You were the one slobbering.

Mistake#20

Quoting Joey: And Rex the dino-duelist!

Why-

Rex: Wasn't my name Raptor?

Weevil: Your last name.

Mistake#21

Quoting Rex: The private rooms only go to finalists from the last championship, like us.

Why-

Kaiba: The second reason I didn't go.

Mai: I'm better that both of them! Why can't I get a room!?

Mistake#22

Weevil says, "It was nothing"

Weevil's mouth says, "…"

Why-

Weevil: I'm a ventriloquist! Hahahahahaha!

Yami: Little bug freak.

Mistake#23

Quoting Joey: Strength is good, but you also need to combine them with other types of cards.

Quoting Joey from Ep. 2: Itsy bitsy bugs against duelin' dinosaurs!? Raptor has got this one in the bag.

Why-

Rex: You used to be on my side!

Joey: That was before you got beat.

Mistake#24

Quoting Tristan: Tea, stay down or we're busted.

Why-

Bakura: There's no one out there but me. And I didn't even see you.

Mistake#25

Quoting Yugi: Here add this to your deck.

Quoting Yugi from later on: Nah, I'm gonna duel with the cards I brought along with me.

Why-

Yugi: Anything to help out a friend.

Yami: I don't believe you did that!?

Joey: I feel so special.

Mistake#26

Quoting Rex: *to Mai* Playing with your deck, huh?

Why-

Mai: Obviously.

Mistake#27

Quoting Rex: *smiling* I think I'm in trouble.

Why-

Mai: So why are you smiling?

Mistake#28

Quoting Weevil: Could... I... possibly... see those legendary cards!?

Quoting Yugi: I don't see why not.

Why-

Yami: *jumping up and down, raising his hand* I do! I do, I do, I do!!!

Kaiba: Sure, I tell you that your Grandpa's not feeling well. I say, "Why don't you come by my office and pick him up?" and do you know what I get!? "Kaiba!? What have you done Kaiba!?" Weevil didn't even say it in a very believable voice. I did! *voice breaking* It's not fair!

Bakura: How sad.

Mistake#29

Jump Joey, jump! You too, Yugi!

Why-

Mai: That wasn't physically possible. Neither of you even got hurt.

Mistake#30

Quoting Joey: Yugi, just three more. *starts drowning from...

Why-

Mai: From?

Joey: Stuff.

Kaiba: Also when the cards hit the water they were probably soaking wet. Then you come along grab two of the cards and put them under water. Smart.

Mistake#31

Quoting Joey: The doctors told her that the time has come.

Why-

Serenity: I never told you that.

Joey: It was implied. Right?

Mistake#32

Quoting Joey: There's no way I can pay for the operation. I have to win, for her. Winning in the Duelist Kingdom and getten' the prize money, is the only way I can help Serenity.

Why-

Yugi: Here I am with a Grandfather who's no in his body.

Kaiba: Who is actually going to let a girl lose her eyesight? And wouldn't her mother want to pay too?

Mai: I doubt that even eye surgery costs 3 million dollars. Not that we're opposed to Joey doing this.

Mistake#33 (I do not own this song. I heard it off a commercial)

Who needs sleep?

Well you're never gonna get it

Who need sleep?

Tell me what that for

Who need sleep?

Be happy with what you're gettin'

There's a guy who's still awake since the II World War

Why-

Bakura: You guys didn't even go to bed. Poor you. *looks around* We're done. You can leave now.

Author's Notes: The end ^_^. Anyway trivia (digitalmoonprincess@address.com):

What was the first Duel Monsters card shown in this episode?