Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Oddity Chronicles! ❯ Yugi Oddity 1#: A Hair-tasco! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Cheddar Bob (CB): *ahem* Welcome to the brand spanking new ODDITY CHRONICLES! Or the next season of the the Nightmare Chapters.

Chloe: WHEOOOOOOOhoooooooo!!!!!!!!! Spiffy***88.

CB: And of course, please welcome my associate and partner in crime, Chloe Martin!

Chloe: WHOOOO!!!!!!!! KOOLEO!

CB: She's quite odd, but that's ok. She did come up with the idea for this premier. Chloe, will you do the honors of explaining your WONDERFUL plan?

Chloe: Sure!

CB: *nudges Chloe and whispers* Go on! Tell them of the wonderful evil before them!

Chloe: To write new, sicker pg13 rated stories................................... Or is it pg?

CB: PG-13. I mean the nightmare for this particular chronicle/nightmare!

Chloe: PG!

CB: I mean what this chapter is ABOUT. You know, the ultra violet light....?

Chloe: Yugi goes to school and sees a ultra violet presentation 'cept he dont know what effect it'll have on his hair... MWWAAHHAAA!!!!

CB: ^_^ YAY! So anyways, I hope you's all enjoy the show people! MWUAHAHA!!!!!

Warnings: There is possible chance of character bashing in this fic. But don't worry, no characters were harmed in the making of this fic.

Disclaimer: Wesa owna nothing!!!

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~Yugi Oddity 1#: A Hair-tasco!~


*BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP* Yugi Motou woke to a very annoying beeping radio early Monday morning. The youth grumbled and rolled over, covering his head with the pillow. But the radio was playing System Of a Down's song Chop Suey. Yugi was too sleepy to notice this. He just THOUGHT it was beeping.

Yugi grabbed a shower and dressed quickly, then slid down the banister to the the living room (A/N: I've always wanted to do that....). He walked into the kitchen yawning slightly.

"Good morning Grandpa." Yugi grabbed some toast "Ah french toast...," Yugi sighed happily as he smelled it.

"Good morning Yugi. Sleep well?" the elder replied.

Yuig just stared at the yummy piece of food in his hand.... *drools* Ooooohhhhh........ oh wait a sec, never mind.

Anyways, he was just about to take a bite when....

"Gotcha!" it was pulled out of the boy's hand.

"Hey!!!" Yugi protested as Yami took a bite, licked it, then handed it back.

"Enjoy, my hikari." he grinned.

Yugi just growled and went and grabbed his lunch money. Then it too was snatched out of his hand by Yami, who held it just out of Yugi's reach.

"What IS it with you??!!" Yugi growled, playfully smacking his yami about the head while grabbing his money back.

Yugi, now having gained possession of the money, went over and hugged
Grandpa goodbye. He went outside and met Joey and Tristen at the bus stop.

"Boy Yami sure seemed to have his undies in a bunch today....." Yugi said casually. "I wonder if Yami even wears undies...." He said. (A/N: *shakes thought out of head* *shudder*) The three boarded the bus when it pulled up and took their seats near the back.

Joey grinned.

"C'mon Yug, why would Yami wear tightie whities? He probably wears boxers like the rest of us." Yugi thought for a moment.

"Yeah, you're right." Tristan nodded and grinned.

"I'm happy." was all he said.

Yugi then turned and then stared out the window until the bus conveniently parked infront of the school. Then Yugi said out of nowhere,

"Maybe he doesn't wear any kind of undies...." Then shaking the thought out of his head Yugi turned the corner heading to his first period class

"..... That's a sick thought Yugi." Tristan shuddered. Yugi nodded.

"I know." He shuddered as well, and the two entered English silently, sitting in
their seats. The silence didn't last long as a particularly rough crowd came into the room, laughing and jeering with each other.

Yugi then sat down and winked at the girl in the seat next to him who then slapped him across his face

Yugi jumped, and Tristan looked at him strangely.

"Did I just do that?" Yugi asked meekly. Tristan nodded grimly.

"'Fraid so my friend."

The rough crowd then quieted as the English teacher walked into the room.

"Alright you insignificant brats." the teacher spat. "Today God decided to have mercy on you. So instead of having my torture today, you will all file out to the auditorium QUIETLY!" the teacher screamed the last word. Obediently, everyone did as she said.

Now everyone was seated in the cafeteria so the show could begin. Then suddenly, Good Charlotte came out on stage and introduced themselves. Rabid fans screaming filled the auditorium. And then they played LIFESTYLES OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS with all kinds of cool laser affects. The different beams of light sliced through the air effortlessly. Then lights from above turned on, bathing the people below in purple lights.

"Yo Joey, you seeing this?" Yugi screamed to be heard over the shrieking. The blonde nodded.

"Yeah!!" Then, as the song ended, the lights turned out. And a gasp was heard.

"Hey Yug?" Joey asked.

"What?" Yugi replied.

"....Whyz you're hair glowing??"

"I don't know, but I'm sure I don't wanna leave this concert to find out."

"DUDE, I mean what if you ate radioactive brussels sprouts or something! I mean this is a serious issue. Well fine well go, just after they play BLOODY VALENTINE D***NIT!"

"I love that song......... I ripped out his throat......"

"YUGI!!!"

Yugi tilted his head at his friend. "What?"

"Look, you gotta get to da nurse! You're hairs GLOWING! OH MY GOD! IT'S TURNING COLORS!!!" Yugi screamed and clasped his hands over his head before running out of the auditorium, having to jump over rabid fan-people on the way out. Joey
followed pursuit.

They got in the health room finally after having several evil eyes staring menacingly at the state of Yugi's hair.

"Well," the nurse said "Gosh kid, what did you eat? You must have eaten radioactive brussels sprouts or something."

"AHHHHHHGRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!" Yugi screamed, "YAMIIIIII!!!!! I knew there was something wrong with the sprouts he made for dinner last night, cause now MY HAIR IS PINK!!!" The Millennium Puzzle glowed and Yami popped out, scowling. The funny thing about this is that his hair was changing colors as well...

"Yugi, I didn't make radioactive food! I didn't even COOK last night!!" he shrieked hysterically. Joey backed away from the insane Pharaoh and the nurse just fainted.

"Oh great!" Yugi moaned, burying his face in his hands "Lord, take me now..." Then they heard a similar argument coming from behind a curtain...

"Yami, I didn't do anything! It just happened, I swear-"

"Shut up mortal. If you didn't do it, then I'm going to find out who did!" the curtain flew open and a familiar, if not angry, tomb robber stalked out, then left the room. His hair was not white anymore. Nor was it spikey. It stood straight up and was black with eerie glowing green streaks.

Thankfully, Joey started to laugh AFTER Bakura left.

"BAHAHAHHAHAA!!" he fell over on the floor, laughing his guts out, until a small voice said,

"Um, Yugi?" Ryou came out from behind the curtain, but you couldn't see his hair. Apparently his white jacket had a hood, which he had pulled up over it. Yami sighed upon seeing this and turned his head to the ceiling.

"Houston, I think we have a problem."

~*~Three hours later~*~

The school had turned into mortal chaos. Many people found that the concert had changed their hair color to something much more.... odd.... and were now in a large mob, destroying everything in sight.

Someone had kidnapped Billy.

Good Charlotte's guitars were now used as weapons. Small kids hid in lockers. Others in the janitor's closet.

Add a crazed tomb robber to the mix, and you had pure anarchy.

People ran naked around the halls and dumped text books into the toilets.

They threw the inedible cafeteria food all over the place.

They tore the rope from the gym ceiling and had hung the principal up with it.

The thing is, Bakura seemed to be the leader of it all. And during this, many people had taken refugee in the nurse's room, of which included were Yami, Yugi, Joey, Ryou, T'ea, Seto, and several others.

"Screw this, I'm getting out of here." Seto grumbled, and pressed a button on his belt. The whirring of a helicopter was heard, and he jumped out the window, pulling his 'I-can-go-through-glass-without-getting-hurt' trick.

"Oh great...." Yugi groaned. His hair still changed colors, much like a weird type of lava lamp.

Then the floor beneath them started to move.

Bakura had found the school basement, and a trapdoor that led right to the nurse's room.

"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" a crazed maniac child grabbed a needle out of a drawer and stabbed himself with it, then jumped out the same window Seto had, getting several pieces of glass embedded in his skin.

Meanwhile, the floor was still moving, and the people were now all trying to keep it closed.

They failed.

An evil cackle was heard as Bakura broke through, and he had a hose. Yellow, sharp smelling liquid sprayed over all of them, and Bakura's many minions surrounded him, all with hoses spraying the same thing.

Once again, chaos ruled the scene until, finally, Bakura had the hoses shut off.

"What is this?!" Ryou shrieked. In fact, one might of thought he was a girl, had he not been wearing the guy's uniform.

"It's mustard. The only thing that will stop hair from changing color." Bakura stated matter-of-factly. That's when they noticed he now had white hair.

Slowly, the mustard caked and flaked off, to reveal everyone's hair, normal as it had ever been.

School slowly, slowly returned to normal as the day ended.

And now, walking home with Yami, Yugi discovered the moral of the story.

"Y'know...... hot chicken pockets make good pants."

Apparently, the brain had been affected as well.

And needless to say, Good Charlotte never visited Japan again.


~*~End~*~


CB: YEAH! That was fun!

Chloe: *happy noise* MMMMM!!!!

CB: So, all you peoples know what to do, ne? Well, if you're either new or just need
you're memory refreshed, here's the rules:

If you have an idea for an Oddity, put it in your review. We'll choose ideas and turn them into Oddities. The creator of the idea gets the chap dedicated to 'em! So send those ideas in peeps!

Chloe: Oookwee! Ookwee!! (Translation: Review! Review!)

CB: ^_~ Booya peoples!