Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Oddity Chronicles! ❯ Everyone Oddity 2#: Flush Me Down the Toilet! ( Chapter 2 )

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Hello there again you crazy people! If you are reading these words, then I must warn you of the insanity you are about to read. This story contains bad things. VERY. BAD. THINGS. Like Yugi saying a DIRTY WORD!!

Yugi: YES! *ahem*..................................

Go on already!

Yugi: MUD! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

^_^ Kawaii little dude.... anywho, this is the Oddity Chapters and welcome back! This is the first Oddity Chapter created with an idea from the audience, and the person whose idea it is is.................

Yugi: Midnightwarrior1!

Booya! Yes, that is the person whose idea is being used this chappie... and his/her/it's idea is this:

"YAY! A SEQUEL! This was funny...and I have an idea...Yugi and the gang think they're going for a swim, but it turns out somebody replaced it with a GIGANTIC TOILET...and somebody flushes it and they end up in an alternate world...that's strange...@.@...anyway..plz continue soon ~.n"

BOOYA! As we all know I like doing Yami chaps, so yah. Enjoy children! And if you're wondering whatever happened to Chloe Martin, she got abducted by some aliens... *sigh* Such a terrible loss.... she was so young, too....

Yugi: Cheddar doesn't own anything. He doesn't even own the boxers he is wearing right now. Also, beware of character bashing and such...

*Weird voice* This story has been brought to you by Mixed Media, Bugles corn chips, Dr. Pepper, and various Linkin Park music. Rated "S" for sick. Some material may be inappropriate for everyone....

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Everyone Oddity 2#: Flush Me Down the Toilet!

"Dee dee da dee dee do do, dee da diddy do! Deedle da da diddly, da diddly diddly da dooooo!" Joey blinked, then leaned over to look out his window. He blinked again. Tristan was singing the Hamster Dance..............? Right beneath his window? Righty. Joey reached over and threw something out the window.

*CONK*

"OWW!!!" Joey snickered before looking down. A very peeved Tristan looked back, and the brunette below waved the brick back at him threateningly.

"WHEELER! I'm gonna get you for that!" he yelled, then stomped off. Joey blinked, then shrugged.

"Dropping acid, man...."

~*~*~

*Ding dong!*

"Come in!" Ryou said cheerfully from his place in the kitchen, busy cooking up a pot of soup. (A/N: Mmmm.... me love soup! Me the Soupie-Monster! Screw cookies!) A very flustered looking Tristan entered.

"Ryou, I need to speak with Bakura." he growled, then smirked. Ryou blinked.

"You're volunteering to be in cahoots with my yami?" he shrugged, "It's your life..." the Ring shimmered and glowed as Bakura came out of his own accord, bored and wanting something to do.

"Yes, mortal?" he growled at Tristan, with a hint of mischieviousness in his eyes.

"Ok." Tristan started. "This is the plan....."

~*~A while later~*~

Bakura's eyes widened, Ryou stared in shock.

"You're pretty creative for a mortal. Fine, I'll help you under the current conditions and rewards." he nodded, holding out his hand to Tristan. They shook. Ryou shuddered, then turned back to his cooking.

"I can't believe you two...." he murmured, shaking his head as he continued to stir the bubbling concoction. Bakura smirked, resting his head on his hikari's shoulder and looking at the hot soup.

"Heh... but you, my hikari, you're lucky enough to get a head's up...." He pulled away and motioned to Tristan. "Come along, my apprentice. We must gather our...." he smirked, "...supplies."

Ryou sighed as the two walked out the door, once more shaking his head.

~*~

Tristan and Bakura didn't return until early the next morning, and then Tristan snuck back to his own house. Ryou was awoken by Bakura's re-joining him, but fell back to sleep easily, wondering just what Bakura had planned. While dreaming, he took control and probed Bakura's soul room, poking through the files of memories. Reading what he and Tristan had planned, he gasped.

"Oh dear me....."

~*~

Joey groaned as a fairly loud clank awoke him. He groaned and rolled over, pulling his pillow over his head to block out the light of the sun. The clank came again, and he looked up just as another pebble bounced off the transparent glass.

"Unh...." he stumbled over and opened the window, glancing down groggily at Tristan, who stood below.

"Think fast!" a heavy envelope was thrown his way, heavy because of the rocks
tied to it. Joey caught it and slammed the window shut, pulling the blinds and dropping the envelope on the floor before flopping back on his bed.

"Unh.... Tris wake me up man, nooooo...." he murmured, going back to sleep.

Down below, Tristan just shook his head, smirking.

~*~

Within half an hour, Tristan had dropped off the invitations to the swimming party to Yugi, T'ea, Joey, Kaiba, and Malik. Arriving back at his own house, he slumped on the couch, laughing to himself.

"This is gonna be soooo good...." he murmured.

~*~

Ahh, Friday. The international weekly day of celebration for all students nationwide, for it signals the arriving of the weekend where they can do nothing.

But these teens were GOING to do something.

They were going to go to a swimming party Tristan was holding. Odd thing was, Tristan *hated* to swim. Soooo they just kind of shrugged that off, because who doesn't like to party?!

3:00 pm Friday afternoon found T'ea, Tristan, Joey, Yugi, Ryou, Yami, Bakura, and Malik (Kaiba had a 'business meeting') at the small lake, all sitting on the sand and chatting and occasionally grabbing some food from the cloth nearby.

T'ea got up, stretching. "It's hot.... I'm gonna go for a swim. Anyone want to join?" Ryou just shook his head, but Joey, Yugi, Malik, and Yami stood up.

"Aren't you coming Ryou, Bakura, Tris?" Joey asked, diving into the water. Bakura's eye twitched.

"I don't like water." he said flatly.

"Oh, come on!" Joey insisted.

"No, it's quite all right." Ryou replied softly.

With some strength, Joey had dragged Ryou, Tristan, and Bakura into the water. Bakura just stood in up to his waist, glaring at the blonde. Tristan just grinned sheepishly and Ryou stood stock still in horror at what he thought he knew was going to happen.

Then.... the sky got all dark. Lightning flashed. Thunder threatened.

"Get out of the water!" Yugi cried. But it was too late.

A lightning bolt had struck the water, sending an electrical shock through the lake.

This however, activated a dormant Change Spell lying at the bottom that some careless person (*coughCHEDDARBOBcough*) had left at the bottom.

Then there was a great and mighty, FLUSH! The water rose up in blue sheets, and they were trapped.

~*~

"Hey, umm....."
"Where are we?"

"What happened??"

"Don't look know, but...."

"What?"

"I think... we're in..."

"WHAT?!"

"A toilet."

"WHAT!!!?!"

Alas, it was true. The entire gang was floating in a gigantic toilet, the handle visible if they looked up, the white porcleain bowl holding the water they swam in.

"Eww, this is nasty!"

"YAMI!" the infuriated cry made everyone look over, to discover a very very very VERY, frazzled Ryou. Not to mention puffed up. Like birds, when they're cold or mad, they puff up. Yeah, Ryou was frazzled and puffed up. Like a bird. Think birds.

If glares could kill, Bakura would have gone to Hell ten times over. Ryou just stayed still, treading water, glaring at his Yami.

"THIS IS THE MOST DESPICABLE PRANK YOU COULD EVER PULL, YAMI!" he growled, soft brown eyes turning red. Bakura shrugged.

"Hey, this isn't me and Tristan's doing." he said. "That Change Spell was THERE." this caused Ryou to puff down a little, but he was still angry. Nonetheless, he shut his pie hole.

"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEHOOOOOOO!"

T'ea screamed as a brown.... *ahem* you-know-what bobbed in the water beside her. Only it had a face.... and his name was....

"OH MY GOD, IT'S MR. HANKY!" Joey screamed. Immediately, the South Park-en turd launched into a spirited version of 'Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo'. It wasn't
long until Tristan joined in, and then Yami, who was closest, beat him to shut him up.

"Sooo... we're in a gigantic toilet." Malik murmured, looking at the white rounded

wall. "I wanna get out."

Suddenly, it went dark again. Everyone looked up, to see the biggest.... erm.... behind.... that they had ever seen.... and then....

"SWIM! SWIM FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!"

*PLOP*

*PLOP*

*FLUSH*

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

~*~

Erm.... that's different... *twitch* a little bit nastier than normal, but THAT'S ALRIGHT! ^^ Heh. So yeah.... soo.... *looks at other reviews* The next one is suggested by Suna-Chan, and here is her/his/it's idea:

"I HAVE AN IDEA!you can have Yugi throw a party and all the lights go out and an eerie green light glows and everyone turns into a meat or meat bi-product!....and if your wondering,yes,i am insane. O___O*drool*"

Yeah, another odd one...

Yugi: *sighs* What's with the lasers/lights thing? First radioactive hair, now meat and meat-bi products.... *sigh*

Ryou: Very disturbing.

Hey guys, cut me some slack, I didn't make up the idea's for this stuff....

Yugi: Riiiiight. ^^ Well, see you's next time!