Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Pizza Place ❯ Mr. Pizza ( Chapter 1 )
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By: RonOllie 
Yugi goes a little crazy, gets mad at a few people and then well, just read, I'm not so good at summaries.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.12.2003 | Updated On: 03.08.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 533 | Visits: 267 | Status: Completed
Yugi goes a little crazy, gets mad at a few people and then well, just read, I'm not so good at summaries.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 02.12.2003 | Updated On: 03.08.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 533 | Visits: 267 | Status: Completed
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in the story that is not mine because it is obviously not mine.
All credit for this insane story goes to my crazy friend, as well.
"The Day That Went Insane"
***********In Yugi's Livingroom**********
Yugi: I just need 5 more starchips. *spins around in circles* Lalalalala.*transforms into Yami*
Yami: *deeper voice* I just need 5 more starchips. *suddenly changes into tap shoes, wearing weird hat, and has a rose in his mouth* *guitar music plays* Duh duh dun. *taptaptaptap* *does a bow and roses come out of nowhere* Hmm...what was I gonna say. Yugi, the tournament ended a long time ago and you already got all your star chips.
Yugi: But, but...*sobs*
Yami: *sighs* Ok, whatever. Who wants pizza?
Yugi: Yay! I want pizza!
Yami: Well, too bad.
Yugi: But I must have pizza or else I will explode. ... Fine I'll go by myself. *walks out the door.
******************Outside Walking to the Pizza Place*****************
Yugi: *walkng while staring at his feet* Dumb Yami. Can't take me to go get pizza. I even used the explosion excuse. Dumb Yami.
Tea: Hey, Yugi.
Yugi: Oh, hi, Tea!
Tea: What's the matter, Yugi?
Yugi: It's stupid Yami. He wouldn't take me to get pizza.
Tea: Hey, Yugi! Stop talking bad about my loving little Yami!
Yugi: But I thought you loved me! *runs off crying*
********************At pizza place***************
Yugi: *eating pizza* Stupid Yami. I would've settled for him just coming and ignoring me. Stupid Tea. Why couldn't she just give me a 'sappy morals of friendship' speech.
Pizza: I know, people can be so hurtful. But don't worry my little one, for I will be your friend.
Yugi: Hey, thanks! I'll keep you forever. *takes bite off the pizza* Oops. Hmm...wait a minute pizza can't talk. I think I'll just go visit the isylum (how do you spell it?) and turn myself in.
********************At The Insane Isylum******************
Yugi: Hmm...hellooo? Anybody here?
Seto: *running down hallway* She's coming I tell you! She's coming!
Yugi: Why are you here Seto?
Seto: Nobody will believe me when I say that the sparkle fairy is coming! I'm trying to help them. She's gonna come and strike her vengeance upon the world and send it to eternal misery!
Yugi: I'm outta here. Hmmm...how do I get out of here? Oh well. I'll take the easy way out. *stabs himself*
*************************In A Hospital*********************
Yugi: Damn! Ok. Who saved me?! *looks around room and sees pizza* It was you wasn't it Pizza? Wasn't it? *start's strangiling pizza*
Yami walks in the room.
Yami: Ummm...Yugi when your done strangling Mr. Pizza can I eat him.
Yugi: Not if I eat him first!
Yami: You wouldn't dare!
Yugi: Well, you can't get it if I destroy you. Yami, obliterate! Psshhhhht!
Yami: Ummm...Yugi. You can't obliterate people. Only I can and it's done like this. Yugi! Obliterate! *Yugi dissapears into nothingness* Now that's more like it! *picks up 'Mr. Pizza' and walks out of the room eating it*
The End
Okay. My stories crazy but so are me and my friend. Go ahead and flame me cause I do know how weird my story is.
All credit for this insane story goes to my crazy friend, as well.
"The Day That Went Insane"
***********In Yugi's Livingroom**********
Yugi: I just need 5 more starchips. *spins around in circles* Lalalalala.*transforms into Yami*
Yami: *deeper voice* I just need 5 more starchips. *suddenly changes into tap shoes, wearing weird hat, and has a rose in his mouth* *guitar music plays* Duh duh dun. *taptaptaptap* *does a bow and roses come out of nowhere* Hmm...what was I gonna say. Yugi, the tournament ended a long time ago and you already got all your star chips.
Yugi: But, but...*sobs*
Yami: *sighs* Ok, whatever. Who wants pizza?
Yugi: Yay! I want pizza!
Yami: Well, too bad.
Yugi: But I must have pizza or else I will explode. ... Fine I'll go by myself. *walks out the door.
******************Outside Walking to the Pizza Place*****************
Yugi: *walkng while staring at his feet* Dumb Yami. Can't take me to go get pizza. I even used the explosion excuse. Dumb Yami.
Tea: Hey, Yugi.
Yugi: Oh, hi, Tea!
Tea: What's the matter, Yugi?
Yugi: It's stupid Yami. He wouldn't take me to get pizza.
Tea: Hey, Yugi! Stop talking bad about my loving little Yami!
Yugi: But I thought you loved me! *runs off crying*
********************At pizza place***************
Yugi: *eating pizza* Stupid Yami. I would've settled for him just coming and ignoring me. Stupid Tea. Why couldn't she just give me a 'sappy morals of friendship' speech.
Pizza: I know, people can be so hurtful. But don't worry my little one, for I will be your friend.
Yugi: Hey, thanks! I'll keep you forever. *takes bite off the pizza* Oops. Hmm...wait a minute pizza can't talk. I think I'll just go visit the isylum (how do you spell it?) and turn myself in.
********************At The Insane Isylum******************
Yugi: Hmm...hellooo? Anybody here?
Seto: *running down hallway* She's coming I tell you! She's coming!
Yugi: Why are you here Seto?
Seto: Nobody will believe me when I say that the sparkle fairy is coming! I'm trying to help them. She's gonna come and strike her vengeance upon the world and send it to eternal misery!
Yugi: I'm outta here. Hmmm...how do I get out of here? Oh well. I'll take the easy way out. *stabs himself*
*************************In A Hospital*********************
Yugi: Damn! Ok. Who saved me?! *looks around room and sees pizza* It was you wasn't it Pizza? Wasn't it? *start's strangiling pizza*
Yami walks in the room.
Yami: Ummm...Yugi when your done strangling Mr. Pizza can I eat him.
Yugi: Not if I eat him first!
Yami: You wouldn't dare!
Yugi: Well, you can't get it if I destroy you. Yami, obliterate! Psshhhhht!
Yami: Ummm...Yugi. You can't obliterate people. Only I can and it's done like this. Yugi! Obliterate! *Yugi dissapears into nothingness* Now that's more like it! *picks up 'Mr. Pizza' and walks out of the room eating it*
The End
Okay. My stories crazy but so are me and my friend. Go ahead and flame me cause I do know how weird my story is.