Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Power of the Millennium Ring ❯ Red Eyes Pink Dragon?! ( Chapter 3 )
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By: chibigokan 
Uhh, Mokuba tortures Seto even more. Poor, poor Seto. A lot of pink in this chapter.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.27.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
Uhh, Mokuba tortures Seto even more. Poor, poor Seto. A lot of pink in this chapter.
Anime/Manga: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy / Adventure / Action | Type: Continuation | Uploaded On: 10.27.2002 | Pages: 2 | Words: 1.4K | Visits: 305 | Status: Completed
A/N: I'm bored again so I'm doing another chapter, but I'm still not getting any ideas. Anyway I'm doing this as I go along so there's probably be lots of random, insane, humor. Please r&r.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything from Yu Gi Oh.
Chapter 3: Red Eyes Pink Dragon?!
Once again the group of Seto, Yugi, Bakura, and Joey were following the Cyber Commander in pink, now going through the pink mansion of Princess Mokuba. So far, they had seen pink curtains, pink statues, pink marble floors, pink lights, and, well, you get the point.
Joey: Kaiba, I want to be the first to say, I think your brother is a freak.
Seto: I want to be the first to say, I think your brother is a freak. Crap, I can't wait to get to Mokuba.
Bakura: To give her all of my makeup.
Seto: Whatever. Wait, what the hell?! I don't own makeup, you jackass! And why would he want makeup?
Yugi: It's not "he" remember? And she's a princess, so she needs to look pretty by putting on your makeup.
Seto: I don't own makeup!! And why does everything have to be pink?! I hate that color!
Cyber Commander: Well isn't it obvious? Princess Mokuba did that to make you go even more insane since you hate it so much.
Bakura: Hey Kaiba, tell me what else you hate.
Seto: Okay. Well I hate losing, especially to Yugi, I hate how Yugi always pulls off miracle victories, I hate how Yugi's Grandpa didn't want to give me his Blue Eyes, and how Yugi was the one to beat Pegasus, and how he's so short, and how he has a spirit within him, and...
Yugi: Hey, it's not my fault. And why do you hate me so much?
Bakura: He just told you. It's because you beat Pegasus, and you're short, and you have a spirit within you...
Joey: Okay we get it.
Seto: Okay we get it. Dammit. Oh well, anyway Bakura, why'd you want to know what I hate?
Bakura: I was trying to give ideas to Princess Mokuba.
Seto: What?!
They are suddenly zapped back outside onto the pink lawn, where Yugi's Grandpa is standing, holding a card.
Yugi: Hey, Grandpa. What are you doing here?
Yugi's Grandpa: Huh where am I? And why is everything pink, even the grass.
Joey: Well, Gramps, it's because of Princess Mokuba.
Yugi's Grandpa: Stop calling me Gramps, my name is Solomon. Wait, did you say "Princess" Mokuba? (His name is said in episode 39, 40 or 41, the Wrath of Rebecca)
Seto: Gramps, it's because of Princess Mokuba. AHHH!! Joey, shut up!
Solomon: *sweatdrops* What's your problem?
Bakura: Well his sister, Princess Mokuba has messed with his mind, so now he has to repeat what Joey says, and he does whatever you tell him.
Solomon: Really? Kaiba, give me your Blue Eyes!
Seto: HAHAHA!! Too bad for you I don't have it anymore. Wait, too bad for him? Ahh, now I can add another reason why I hate you, Yugi; you took my Blue Eyes!
Solomon: Yugi has your Blue Eyes?
Bakura: And I have his car, Joey has his wallet, Princess Mokuba is going to get his video games, all of his cards, and a $1,000,000, and he should be giving me all his money soon. Hey, did you just say your name is Solomon?
Solomon: Well I actually said it a while ago. Anyway, I still don't understand why I'm here.
Suddenly Princess Mokuba's voice is heard over the pink speakers again.
Princess Mokuba: I brought you here so you can show off your Blue Eyes to Seto. See, the card you are holding is your Blue Eyes that my brother had ripped.
In the hands of Solomon is the Blue Eyes card, but it wasn't ripped anymore.
Solomon: HAHAHAHA!! Now I have a Blue Eyes that is in mint condition, and you will never get it to complete your collection!
Seto: I don't have any so it wouldn't matter since that damn Yugi took them from me!
Joey: No he didn't, you gave it to him. Oops. *waits for Seto to copy him but he doesn't* Thank you, I don't have that insane, hula dancing freak copying me. I wonder why.
Seto: I don't know but hopefully my brother dropped dead. That would save me plenty of time as well as a jail sentence.
Princess Mokuba suddenly appears in the window on the top floor wearing a dress and the Millennium Ring around her neck.
Yugi: Too bad for you, but your "sister" is still alive. I can see her in the window. Oh and guess what color her dress is. Pink.
Princess Mokuba: I got tired of torturing you Seto. In fact, I'll be nice to you and give back your dragons.
Seto: It's already torture to see you in a dress.
Princess Mokuba: It's your own fault, and anyway, do you want your cards or not?
Seto: Okay, but I have a feeling that you're still planning ways to torture me.
The three Blue Eyes are taken from Yugi and given to Seto, only they aren't exactly blue-eyed anymore. Instead, the dragons have red eyes and a pink body.
Joey: Ahahahahaha! That's more like a Red Eyes Pink Dragon.
Bakura: Well obviously.
Seto: Ahhh! Yugi you can keep them, I don't want some sissy Red Eyes Pink Dragons! I hate pink! The only thing I hate more than pink is...
Joey: Yugi, right?
Seto: No, Tea.
Princess Mokuba: You hate Tea? Hmm, that's interesting.
Seto: Uh oh. Please don't bring her here. I'll do anything for you.
Yugi: Don't you have to, seeing as he can command you to do whatever he wants with the Millennium Ring?
Princess Mokuba: Yeah, and so I'm going to save my Tea idea for later. For now I want you to start talking to yourself while I take your things that Bakura kept making you give to me.
Solomon: Uh, before you go, can you zap me back to the card shop so I can show off the only Blue Eyes left in the world?
So Princess Mokuba zaps Yugi's Grandpa back to his shop, while everyone else stands around, waiting for Mokuba to get back. As Seto talks to himself, you can see the others slowly moving away from him, and stop when they are 10 feet away.
Seto: Oh man, this sucks. I know, I have a sister now. It's not that bad, except for the fact that I'll be living in a pink mansion, and I have pink dragons. You know this mansion belongs to Bakura now. So what? I don't know, I just thought that was important to know. I'm stupid. No I'm not, yes I am. Oh well, maybe I can join with my sister and start wearing dresses. Don't ever say something like that to me again. Me, I'm sorry.
Joey: He's too creepy for my liking. Can we stop it?
Bakura: Lets try. Hey Kaiba, start going in circles and cluck like a chicken.
Seto: Okay. *starts walking in circles* Cluck, cluck, I hate my life, cluck, and I'll strangle my sister to death. I better hire a hitman to kill Princess Mokuba instead, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, so I won't go to jail, cluck, cluck, cluck. I'm so smart, cluck, cluck, I know I am, cluck. Thank me, cluck, cluck.
Yugi: Oh god, that made it worse. We better get further away.
Yugi and his friends are now about 100 feet away from Seto when Princess Mokuba comes back.
Princess Mokuba: Now that I took your things Seto you can stop talking to yourself.
Seto: Thank you, so are you done torturing me?
Princess Mokuba: Of course not. I think I'll bring Tea now. *has a evil grin on her face*
Seto: Uh oh, I don't like the way you look. I'm not going to like what you're going to do, am I.
Prince Mokuba: Have you liked anything else I did to you?
Seto: No.
Princess Mokuba: Well then. *snaps fingers to bring the dreaded Tea*
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Okay, this one kind of sucked didn't it? Sorry, but I don't have any ideas so if you do please tell me in a review, or just tell me what you thought of the story. So what will happen to poor Seto when Tea arrives? I don't know, I just told you I have no ideas. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, and until next time, bye bye.
Disclaimer: We don't own anything from Yu Gi Oh.
Chapter 3: Red Eyes Pink Dragon?!
Once again the group of Seto, Yugi, Bakura, and Joey were following the Cyber Commander in pink, now going through the pink mansion of Princess Mokuba. So far, they had seen pink curtains, pink statues, pink marble floors, pink lights, and, well, you get the point.
Joey: Kaiba, I want to be the first to say, I think your brother is a freak.
Seto: I want to be the first to say, I think your brother is a freak. Crap, I can't wait to get to Mokuba.
Bakura: To give her all of my makeup.
Seto: Whatever. Wait, what the hell?! I don't own makeup, you jackass! And why would he want makeup?
Yugi: It's not "he" remember? And she's a princess, so she needs to look pretty by putting on your makeup.
Seto: I don't own makeup!! And why does everything have to be pink?! I hate that color!
Cyber Commander: Well isn't it obvious? Princess Mokuba did that to make you go even more insane since you hate it so much.
Bakura: Hey Kaiba, tell me what else you hate.
Seto: Okay. Well I hate losing, especially to Yugi, I hate how Yugi always pulls off miracle victories, I hate how Yugi's Grandpa didn't want to give me his Blue Eyes, and how Yugi was the one to beat Pegasus, and how he's so short, and how he has a spirit within him, and...
Yugi: Hey, it's not my fault. And why do you hate me so much?
Bakura: He just told you. It's because you beat Pegasus, and you're short, and you have a spirit within you...
Joey: Okay we get it.
Seto: Okay we get it. Dammit. Oh well, anyway Bakura, why'd you want to know what I hate?
Bakura: I was trying to give ideas to Princess Mokuba.
Seto: What?!
They are suddenly zapped back outside onto the pink lawn, where Yugi's Grandpa is standing, holding a card.
Yugi: Hey, Grandpa. What are you doing here?
Yugi's Grandpa: Huh where am I? And why is everything pink, even the grass.
Joey: Well, Gramps, it's because of Princess Mokuba.
Yugi's Grandpa: Stop calling me Gramps, my name is Solomon. Wait, did you say "Princess" Mokuba? (His name is said in episode 39, 40 or 41, the Wrath of Rebecca)
Seto: Gramps, it's because of Princess Mokuba. AHHH!! Joey, shut up!
Solomon: *sweatdrops* What's your problem?
Bakura: Well his sister, Princess Mokuba has messed with his mind, so now he has to repeat what Joey says, and he does whatever you tell him.
Solomon: Really? Kaiba, give me your Blue Eyes!
Seto: HAHAHA!! Too bad for you I don't have it anymore. Wait, too bad for him? Ahh, now I can add another reason why I hate you, Yugi; you took my Blue Eyes!
Solomon: Yugi has your Blue Eyes?
Bakura: And I have his car, Joey has his wallet, Princess Mokuba is going to get his video games, all of his cards, and a $1,000,000, and he should be giving me all his money soon. Hey, did you just say your name is Solomon?
Solomon: Well I actually said it a while ago. Anyway, I still don't understand why I'm here.
Suddenly Princess Mokuba's voice is heard over the pink speakers again.
Princess Mokuba: I brought you here so you can show off your Blue Eyes to Seto. See, the card you are holding is your Blue Eyes that my brother had ripped.
In the hands of Solomon is the Blue Eyes card, but it wasn't ripped anymore.
Solomon: HAHAHAHA!! Now I have a Blue Eyes that is in mint condition, and you will never get it to complete your collection!
Seto: I don't have any so it wouldn't matter since that damn Yugi took them from me!
Joey: No he didn't, you gave it to him. Oops. *waits for Seto to copy him but he doesn't* Thank you, I don't have that insane, hula dancing freak copying me. I wonder why.
Seto: I don't know but hopefully my brother dropped dead. That would save me plenty of time as well as a jail sentence.
Princess Mokuba suddenly appears in the window on the top floor wearing a dress and the Millennium Ring around her neck.
Yugi: Too bad for you, but your "sister" is still alive. I can see her in the window. Oh and guess what color her dress is. Pink.
Princess Mokuba: I got tired of torturing you Seto. In fact, I'll be nice to you and give back your dragons.
Seto: It's already torture to see you in a dress.
Princess Mokuba: It's your own fault, and anyway, do you want your cards or not?
Seto: Okay, but I have a feeling that you're still planning ways to torture me.
The three Blue Eyes are taken from Yugi and given to Seto, only they aren't exactly blue-eyed anymore. Instead, the dragons have red eyes and a pink body.
Joey: Ahahahahaha! That's more like a Red Eyes Pink Dragon.
Bakura: Well obviously.
Seto: Ahhh! Yugi you can keep them, I don't want some sissy Red Eyes Pink Dragons! I hate pink! The only thing I hate more than pink is...
Joey: Yugi, right?
Seto: No, Tea.
Princess Mokuba: You hate Tea? Hmm, that's interesting.
Seto: Uh oh. Please don't bring her here. I'll do anything for you.
Yugi: Don't you have to, seeing as he can command you to do whatever he wants with the Millennium Ring?
Princess Mokuba: Yeah, and so I'm going to save my Tea idea for later. For now I want you to start talking to yourself while I take your things that Bakura kept making you give to me.
Solomon: Uh, before you go, can you zap me back to the card shop so I can show off the only Blue Eyes left in the world?
So Princess Mokuba zaps Yugi's Grandpa back to his shop, while everyone else stands around, waiting for Mokuba to get back. As Seto talks to himself, you can see the others slowly moving away from him, and stop when they are 10 feet away.
Seto: Oh man, this sucks. I know, I have a sister now. It's not that bad, except for the fact that I'll be living in a pink mansion, and I have pink dragons. You know this mansion belongs to Bakura now. So what? I don't know, I just thought that was important to know. I'm stupid. No I'm not, yes I am. Oh well, maybe I can join with my sister and start wearing dresses. Don't ever say something like that to me again. Me, I'm sorry.
Joey: He's too creepy for my liking. Can we stop it?
Bakura: Lets try. Hey Kaiba, start going in circles and cluck like a chicken.
Seto: Okay. *starts walking in circles* Cluck, cluck, I hate my life, cluck, and I'll strangle my sister to death. I better hire a hitman to kill Princess Mokuba instead, cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck, so I won't go to jail, cluck, cluck, cluck. I'm so smart, cluck, cluck, I know I am, cluck. Thank me, cluck, cluck.
Yugi: Oh god, that made it worse. We better get further away.
Yugi and his friends are now about 100 feet away from Seto when Princess Mokuba comes back.
Princess Mokuba: Now that I took your things Seto you can stop talking to yourself.
Seto: Thank you, so are you done torturing me?
Princess Mokuba: Of course not. I think I'll bring Tea now. *has a evil grin on her face*
Seto: Uh oh, I don't like the way you look. I'm not going to like what you're going to do, am I.
Prince Mokuba: Have you liked anything else I did to you?
Seto: No.
Princess Mokuba: Well then. *snaps fingers to bring the dreaded Tea*
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Okay, this one kind of sucked didn't it? Sorry, but I don't have any ideas so if you do please tell me in a review, or just tell me what you thought of the story. So what will happen to poor Seto when Tea arrives? I don't know, I just told you I have no ideas. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed it, and until next time, bye bye.