Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Princess Bride Yu-Gi-Oh Style ❯ The Cliffs of Insanity and the Fight ( Chapter 3 )

The Cliffs of Insanity and the Fight

Me: I'm just going to get on with the point. On with the fic.

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Noah: Look! He's right on top of us! I wonder if his dragon can use the same wind we're using.

Gozaburo: Whoever he is he's too late. Look! The Cliffs of Insanity. Hurry move the thing… and the other thing… move it!

At the shore

Gozaburo: Good we're safe. Only Joey is strong enough to go up our way.

(A/N Just your imaginations people that's one third of fanfiction.)

Gozaburo: He'll have to sail around for hours before he finds a harbor.

Joey has to hold all three of them and they're climbing the rope and Noah sees you know who.

Noah: He's climbing the rope. And he's gaining on us.

Gozaburo: Inconceivable… faster!

Joey: I thought I was going faster.

Gozaburo: You're supposed to be this colossus, you're supposed to be this great legendary thing, and yet he gains!

Joey: Well I'm carrying three people. And he's only got himself.

Gozaburo: I do not accept excuses. I'm just going to have to get a new giant.

Joey: Aw don't say dat Gozaburo.

Gozaburo: Did I mention your job is at stake!?

*Soon they reach the top and Gozaburo quickly cuts the rope. *

*After a short moment of silence Noah and Joey go to see if Seto went splat. But thankfully he didn't*

Seto haters: AWWWW!

Me: Go away you bitches and bastards! Say hello to my giant pointy friend. *Pokes them all with a very big sword. *

Noah: Did you hear something?

Joey: Nope. Anyway dat guy has got good arms.

Gozaburo: He didn't fall! Inconceivable!

Noah: You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means. *Sees that Seto is climbing. * My god… he's climbing!

Gozaburo: Whoever he is, he must've seen us with the princess and therefore must die. *To Joey* You carry her! *To Noah* We'll head straight to the Guilder frontier. Catch up when he's dead. If he falls; fine, if not; the sword!

Noah: I want to use my left hand.

Gozaburo: You know what a hurry we're in!

Noah: It's the only way I can be satisfied. If I use my right, over too quickly.

Gozaburo: Oh have it your way!

Joey: Careful. People in masks can't be trusted.

Gozaburo: I'm waiting!

*Joey, Gozaburo, and Kisara leave and Noah goes to the edge to talk to Seto. *

Noah: Hello there? Slow going?

Seto: *Giving him a "what the hell are you doing" look* Look I don't mean to be rude. But this isn't as easy as it looks. So I'd appreciate it if you didn't distract me.

Noah: Sorry.

Seto: Thank you

Noah: *Practices some moves but gets impatient* I do not suppose you could speed things up?

Seto: If you're in such a hurry I don't suppose you could lower a rope or a tree branch.

Noah: I could do that. I do have some rope up here. But I do not think you will accept my help since I'm only waiting around to kill you.

Seto: Well that does put a damper on our relationship.

Noah: But I promise I won't kill you till you reach the top.

Seto: That's very comforting but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.

Noah: I hate waiting. Can I give you my word as a person with a weird hair color?

Seto: No good I've known too many people with bizarre hair colors.

(A/N Too true.)

Noah: Is there any way you'll trust me?

Seto: Nothing comes to mind.

Noah: I swear on the soul of my little brother, you will reach the top alive.

Seto: Throw me the rope.

Noah: *Throws the rope and soon Seto reaches the top. Then Noah sees that Seto is about to use his sword. * Wait until you're ready.

Seto: Again thank you.

Noah: By the way you wouldn't happen to have a Western accent would you? I was barely able to hear you down there.

Seto: Do I sound Western to you? You always start conversations like that?

Noah: My brother was kidnapped by a man with a Western accent. One day the Western man came to my brother and me and demanded we make him a sword. Despite that we were just kids we accepted the job. It took a year to finish it. *Shows Seto the sword. *

Seto: I've never seen it's equal.

Noah: Soon the Western man came and demanded the sword but at 1/4 of his original price. My brother didn't like cheapskates so he challenged him but he lost and the Western man's prize was my brother.

Seto: I see.

Noah: I loved my brother very much so I challenged The Western Man but I lost as well. He didn't kill me, but he gave me this. *Points to the scars on his cheeks. *

Seto: Ouch.

Noah: Ever since then I've practice swordplay so I can be prepared for the day when I find the Western man. And when I do, I'll say, "Hello my name is Noah Kaiba. You've broken my family. Prepare to die."

(A/N Cookie to the first reviewer who correctly guesses who the Western Man is.)

Seto: Well I do hope you find that guy and your brother one day.

Noah: You all ready then?

Seto: Whether I am or not, you've been a fair fellow.

Noah: You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to kill you.

Seto: You seem like a decent fellow. I hate to die.

Soon the battle starts

Noah: You're using Bonetti's Defense against me ah?

Seto: I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.

Noah: Naturally you must suspect that I'll attack with Capa Ferro!

Seto: Naturally. But I find that Thibault cancels out Capa Ferro don't you?

Noah: Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa… which I have.

After some more fighting

Noah: You are wonderful!

Seto: Thank you. I've worked hard to become so.

Noah: I admit you are better then I am.

Seto: Then why are you smiling?

Noah: Because I know something you don't.

Seto: And what's that?

Noah: I am not left-handed! *Switches to his right hand and gains an advantage*

Seto: You're amazing.

Noah: I ought to be after all these years.

Soon Noah gets Seto to an edge and there's a chance that Seto might fall.

Seto: There's something I ought to tell you.

Noah: What's that.

Seto: I'm not left handed either. *Somehow switches to his right hand and gains back his advantage. *

Noah's sword goes into the ground. Noah tries to do a stunt but fails but still gets his sword. While Seto just throws his sword and successfully does a stunt and gets his sword back.

Noah: *In awe* Who are you?

Seto: No one of consequence.

Noah: I must know.

Seto: Get used to disappointment.

Noah: *Shrugs* Kay.

Soon Seto defeats Noah.

Noah haters: YAY!

Me: He's not going to die again people.

Noah Haters: Dang.

Seto: *Confused because he heard the sounds* What the?

Noah: *Not paying attention* Kill me quickly.

Seto: I would as soon destroy a stain glass window as an artist as yourself. However I can't have you following me. *Hits Noah with the hilt of the sword. * Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.

Me: Phew that chapter is finally done. Anyway R/R and we'll see ya soon.