Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ The Yami and Ryou Show ❯ The second episode((how come no one likies? ;-;)) ( Chapter 1 )

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-_-0 ........... I know I said five reviews... but I must write this one episode!!! I LOVE Chibi Yugi!!! ^-^ *hugs Chibi Yugi* Even if he is addicted to Tic Tacs and causes everyone who comes in contact with him to melt into a puddle of goo. *starts to melt* Man, it's the Kingdom of Melting Glances all over again....*stills hugs Chibi Yugi who is getting really sticky now*

Chibi Yugi: Ewwie. Sticky lady. *eats a few Tic Tacs*

Disclaimer dude: In accordance to standard fanfic-writing rules, I must announce the disclaimer. *ahem* The Drunken Panda aka Tenshi-chan does not own Yugioh, the games in this fanfic, Trix, Tic Tacs, The Kingdom of Melting Glances, Chibi Yugi, this pair of pants, certain parts of Canada, a cool jacket, a nice hair style, Bakura's spoon, that there pokeball, or any other anime/manga you read about in this fanfic. Thank you for your time. *bows and Chibi Yugi throws a Tic Tac at him* Ouch.

Chibi Yugi: ^____^ Funny man! *eats more Tic Tacs*

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The Yami and Ryou Show

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Ryou: Nihao!

Yami: Yo.

Ryou: Today we have a special episode!

Yami: Special just like Bakura is special.

*somewhere in the audience*

Bakura: *tied up to some fat lady who sings opera* Darn you, Pharaoh! I swear by my special yogurt-eating spoon that I will get you!

Bakura's Special Yogurt-Eating Spoon: *eating yogurt* Mmmmm... yogurty.

Fat lady: *shifts around in seat, crushing Bakura and his special spoon that eats yogurt*

*back on stage*

Ryou: Like I was saying, today's episode is special because our guest is one recommended by Madyamisam.

Yami: ... and?

Ryou: Oh, Madyamisam is not owned by the Tenshi-chan.

Yami: -_-0 Who's the guest?!

Ryou: Oh, right! The guest is Chibi Yugi!

*Chibi version of Yugi toddles out on stage*

Chibi Yugi: *eating a giant container of Tic Tacs one by one* Yummy, yummy. *looks at Yami* Silly Pikachu-head-magic-pants! :3

Yami: O_o;;

Ryou: Thanks to the wonder of Panda science, we won't melt from Chibi Yugi's extreme cuteness!

Chibi Yugi: ^o^ Chu!

Everyone in audience: *thinking* Thank Bob for science.....

Bakura: *thinking* How am I able to hear everyone's thoughts...? And why do Yami's thoughts always come back to doing the nasty with Ryou?! That sick, sick pervert!!!

Spoon: *still eating yogurt* Mmmmm... yogurty....

Yami: Do we have any other guests today, Hotpants-er I mean, Ryou?

Ryou: ^_~* Don't worry, we've got something cute planned after this commercial break.

Yami: Oh, goody-toe-shoes. Man, it's hot in here....

@@@@commercial break@@@@

Syaoran: Hey, Kokuyou!

Kokuyou: Um... hi.

Syaoran: Do you like Pocky?

Kokuyou: *suddenly excited* You kidding?!?! I LOVE IT!!!

Syaoran: O___o;;; Uh... that's good.... because the local Pocky-Chu store is having huge sale on Pocky...!

Kokuyou: *grabs Syaoran by the collar* WHAT?!?!?! REALLY?!?!?! Tell me where it is...!!!

Syaoran: o_o;;; Over... over there....! *points to the Pocky-Chu store*

Kokuyou: YES!!! Thanks, kid! *throws Syaoran into the sunset*

Syaoran: *thinking* Man, we've got to stop with these mystical creatures in the Pocky commercials.....

@@@@end commercial break@@@@

Yami: Ryou told me to welcome you, the people at home, back.

*sound of wall crashing*

Yami: What the heck?!

Ryou: Don't worry about it. You just broke the fourth wall, that's all.

Yami: Oh.

Ryou: Now then, the special thing we planned is a-

Bakura: *jumps up on stage* A game contest!!!

Chibi Yugi: *starts to cry because Bakura scared him* ;-; Puuuuuuunnnnn.....

Bakura: *immobilized* I... can't move... only my deepest hatred can set me free..... *thinks about all the times that Yami's beaten him to something*

~flashbacks~

*gym class*

Yami and Bakura: *climbing up ropes*

Yami: *reaches top first* I beat you Bakura!

Bakura: Pharaoh....!

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*science class*

Yami and Bakura: *taking a test*

Yami: *finishes test first* I beat you Bakura!

Bakura: Pharaoh.......!!

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*same science class*

Teacher: *grading tests*

Yami: *gets a 0% average*

Bakura: *gets a -21% average*

Yami: I beat you Bakura!

Bakura: Pharaoh..........!!!

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*Home Ec. Class*

Yami and Bakura: *baking pies*

Yami: *bakes pie first* I beat you Bakura! *hits Bakura with pie*

Bakura: *covered in pie* Pharaoh...........!!!! *tastes pie on his face* Hm, this is pretty good...

~end of flashbacks~

Bakura: *really, really, really hating Yami right now* Pharaoh......!!!!!! *breaks free of Chibi Yugi's cuteness bond* I challenge you to every game I can think of!

Yami: Okay, you're on. But, you do know I'll beat you right? I am the King of Games.

Bakura: Don't you think I know that!!! I just need to get this monkey off my back.

Monkey on Bakura's back: *to Bakura* I told you, I'll pay the rent next week! Sheesh!

Yami and Ryou: O_______o;;;;

Chibi Yugi: Funny, funny! ^o^

Yami: You may fight me, Bakura. But I'll always win.

Bakura: Just try it! *brings out cartloads of games* If you cheat, the game will send your mind to the Shadow Realm with no chance of escape!

Yami: Yeah, yeah... what' the first game?

Bakura: Monopoly; the game that seems to never end!

Yami: Right....

*they commence to playing the game*

~5 minutes later~

Yami: *owns all property and has highest possible rent on all of them*

Bakura: -.-* How do you do that?!

Yami: Heh, I'd do it again, but why don't we just move onto the next game?

Bakura: Okay, we'll play chess now! No way you can beat me in the first turn!

Yami: Fine.

~47 seconds later, second turn of Yami~

Yami: *has taken all of Bakura's pawns and has fully blocked his king* Check mate.

Bakura: O____o;; How... how did you....?!

Yami: I'm the King of Games! I thought we already established that!

Bakura: Whatever. Time for a butterfly catching contest! Whoever catches the most butterflies under 30 seconds wins!

Yami: Okay.

~30 seconds later~

Yami: *has caught every butterfly in the world in one 10-inch net*

Bakura: *hasn't caught any* How were you able to accomplish that under thirty seconds...?!

Yami: I really should get a crown to state my title or something.

Bakura: Knowing your delicate, feminine frame, I challenge you to a pie eating-contest! Thirty seconds on the clock! You ready?

Yami: Sure, why not?

~thirty more seconds later~

Yami: *obviously, he won* ^_^ I win.

Bakura: The laws of physics prohibit you against eating fifty pies whole!!!

Yami: Listen, just because you didn't accidently eat a Black Hole card when you were three doesn't mean you have to ridicule me about it!

Bakura: .... okay. Fine... I'm fine with this. I mean, he IS the King of Games.... but does he have to win at every game?!?! Okay, next game is this. Dance Dance Revolution! Whoever can dance the longest and still get the highest score on the highest setting wins.

Yami: Okily dokily.

~a few hundred hours later~

Yami: *still dancing and nailing every move*

Bakura: *having a heart attack* Can't... dance... dance... revolutionize..... any longer! *passes out on the flashing arrows*

Yami: *yawns* This bores me. Any more games?

Bakura: YES! Next, we play golf!!! Mwahahahahaaaa!!! To the Putt-Putt golf course!!!

*batman music*

~at the golf course~

Yami: We'll play golf here?

Bakura: Yessssss... and I shalt win. Because, unlike most games, in order to win golf, you have to get the lowest number score!

Yami: No problem. I can win AND lose at the same time.

Bakura: Begin!

~2 hours later, on the last hole((18))~

Yami: *has gotten seventeen points so far* I thought you said we had to get the lowest score.

Bakura: *has gotten 1469 points((hehe, 69 ^_^))* I forgot how bad I am at golf, Pharaoh.....

Yami: *shoots the ball and gets another hole-in-one* Yay, I win Bakura.

Bakura: *shoots the ball, get's a hole-in-one, and gains five hundred points* Why does that always happen?!?!

Yami: Just give it up, Bakura. You won't win... any game.

Bakura: Yes I will!!! There must be something I can win at! *thinks hard*

Yami: While you're thinking, I'm gonna go get a soda. Is that okay?

Bakura: I've got! We'll have a gymnastics competition!

Yami: Fine by me.

~at some gym somewhere~

Bakura: Do a bunch of fancy tricks on this junk and get points simple, ne?

Yami: ... ne.

~I don't care how long any of this takes anymore... -.-*~

Yami: *has gotten perfect 10's each time* I wi-

Bakura: *has gotten nothin' each time* I know what you're going to say! *imitates Yami* I win, Bakura! I win, I win, I win! Hee-hee-hee! My skinny, effeminate arms somehow allow me to totally disgrace Newton's law of gravity! Tee-hee-hee!

Yami: You're not that good of a loser are you?

Bakura: *breaks down* Why can't I ever win?!?!?! *sobbing*

Yami: -_-0

~back in the studio of "The Yami and Ryou Show"~

Ryou: My yami always was a sore loser.....

Chibi Yugi: Yagga.

Ryou: See, you agree with me.

Chibi Yugi: Boo.

*Yami and Bakura walk back to the stage*

Bakura: *still sobbing* Why can't I win....?!?!?!

Bakura's Special Yogurt-Eating Spoon: *eating yogurt* Mmmmm... fruitylicous(tm).

Bakura: *takes its yogurt* Give me that!

Spoon: ;-;

Chibi Yogurt: Silly big hair man... Trix is for... for... spoons.

Bakura: *eats yogurt anyway* I don't give a hoot.

Ryou: Well, that's all for today's episode. -_-0 Unfortunately, these two yamis' silly games took up all our time. See you later!

Chibi Yugi: *to Yami* Pikachu-head.

Yami: I'm not a Pikachu-head.

Chibi Yugi: Pikachu-head.

Yami: I'm not a Pikachu-head.

Chibi Yugi: Pikachu-head.

Yami: I'm not a Pikachu-head.

Chibi Yugi: Pikachu-head.

Yami: I'm not a Pikachu-head.

Chibi Yugi: You are a Pikachu-head-magic-pants-snuffeluffagus.

Yami: I'm not a Pikachu-head-magic-pansy-pooki-nooki-lala!!!

Chibi Yugi: *eats a Tic Tac*

Ryou: ^^;;; Bai bai....

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Drunke Panda: Again, review. I like Chibi Yugi, he'll should be staying for good. Maybe he can be their new co-producer or something. Pegasus is freaky.....

Pegsy: I've got to fight... for my right.... to fight.... and PARTAAAY! Now give me my fruit juice-that-everyone-thinks-is-wine-but-is-really-Koolaid.

D. Panda: It is wine.

Pegsy: No.... no it isn't. It's purple flavored Koolaid! Why is everyone looking at me like that! It's Koolaid, I tell you! The huge pitcher of cherry-flavor told me so!!! *runs away*

D. Panda: -_-0