Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ They'd Never Say That!!! ❯ can't think of a title ( Chapter 7 )

Special thanks to Yasha for all her quotes, can't thank ya enough!!!

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"I'm selling my puzzle on EBay. Bidding starts at one dollar. I accept PayPal only. Not responsible if you get possessed by the spirit within puzzle. Serious bidders only. Thanks." - Yugi

"I only hate Yugi because, deep down, I'm madly in love with him. It's the hair." - Seto

"Yes, I have a weird, fetish relationship with my brother. Why else would I make Mokuba a princess in my VR game?" - Seto

"Why couldn't I possess a guy with lots of money and babes? Not some low-runt who's mostly likely gonna live with Grandpa when he's in his 50's and make a living selling cards to damn brats. I'm the Pharaoh dammitt! Where's my palace! Where're my escorts?" - Yami

(LOL these ones made me laugh, especially the last one! Credit to Dantegirl/Yugifan, whatever, for her quotes! Luv ya babe!)

"Joey can you help me with my math???" - Ryou

"Hey Weevil come here and give me a kiss; you are a lot hotter than Joey!" - Mai

"Well if you see her when you multiply 143535 by 34566 you get the hyper dynamical version of the deduction formula by adding 456! *rest of Yu-Gi-Oh cast O.O*." - Joey

"Awww look a kitten! *picks it up and bits its head off* YAAAA that will show u! dumb cat." - Yugi

"*Ties Anzu to a tree* Ok gang let me explain the rules… The first one to kill her by throwing knives at her wins the candy. You got it?" - Ryou

"I am sorry Cecelia I only wanted this relationship for the sex sorry, but I found some one new *points to Anzu* sorry honey." - Pegasus (LOL!!!)

"*Gets out whip and dresses it very tight and revealing leather* get over her Bakura and let me show you why I am chess champion!*cracks whip*." - Ryou

(Credit to Yasha, thanks girl!)

"*puts blindfold over Serenity's eyes* OMG sis! You're blind again!" - Joey (LMFAO!!!)

"*singing and dancing* I love you, you love me, we're a happy family..." - Kaiba

"*looks at his watch* One o clock already? Hmm... five minutes since my last drink..-Yugi

"Jurassic Park sucks!!!" - Rex

"I have got to cut down on these German chocolates... nah.. screw it." - Mai

"For my next card I summon................. YO MOMMA!!" - Ryou

"*huggles Lara Croft, Tomb Raider* I love you..." - Yami

"O MY GOD! Like…totally What-ev-er!! Don't go there girlfriend! Talk to the hand cuz da face aint listenin'." - Marik/Bakura

"The doctor said I wouldn't have as many nosebleeds if I'd keep my finger out of it." - Yami

"This? *points at ring* That's my onion ring, in case I get hungry." - Bakura/Ryou

"I'm a Dark Magician Girl in a magician worrrld! Yugi's hair is plastic, isn't it so fantastic?!" - DMG sing to the tune of `I'm a Barbie girl'

"No, I don't have breast implants." - Mai

"*throws grenades instead of flowers at Funny Bunny's grave* DIE!!!" - Pegasus

"I'm sober." - Pegasus [authoress dies of lack of oxygen from laughing fit]

"Hey Yami, let's go to a strip club!" - Any of the hikaris

"Yami? No, I'm Pharaoh Fern-Head." -Yami

"I named all my Blue-eyes Puff, Fluff, and Stripperella!!" - Kaiba

"I can't believe I forgot my Visa..." - Kaiba

"*playing Monopoly* DAMMIT!!! Bankrupt again." - Kaiba

(Credit to Inu Inari Kitsune for those, thanks girl! Keep `em comin!)

"Eww I hate bugs what makes u think I like them???!!??" - Weevil

"YO YO YO dAWGS WAZZUP MR.G IS IN DA HOUSE!!" - Solomon Motou

"*starts singing in opera* la la la la I hate my yami yes sir-ree that why I through my puzzle in that tree!" - Yugi

(Credit to Yasha)

"EWW!!! make is gross.. who would want to wear that crap?!" - Mai

"I'm going to give up my life of being a slut and become a nun!!" - Mai

"Joey.. I hate your guts.. get away from me!" - Mai

" I want to be a dog for the rest of my life.. BARK!" - Jounouchi

*smiles* everyone likes me!! YAY!! MONEY FOR ALL!!!" - Seto

I'm gay!! with Yugi's Grandpa too!!! he's dang fine in bed!!" - Yami [A/N: You have a very sick and twisted gutter-mind, Lady_Washu!!! *shudder* Grandpa in bed? Eww!!]

"But grandpa is with me Yami." - Yugi [shudder]

"*it's -30 degrees* Maaan I'm burning up!" - Egyptian cast (i.e. Isis, Malik etc.)

"I love all meeenn!!! TAKE MEEE BUG MAN!!" - Mai

"AHH!! TEDDY!! you are eviiilll!! *throws into fire*." - Rebecca Hawkins

"This puzzle sucks.. yami sucks.. the whole world sucks.. I"M TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!!! And joining Malik's side!!" - Yugi

"Eww.. Yami's gross.. and ugly.. now Tristan.. that's one sexy beast!" - Lady_Washu (Yes she wanted to put one of herself saying something that she'd murder herself for….. don't ask me!)

"I hate cats!!! they can all go to hell!! And same with jackals!!" - All yamis

(Credit to Lady_Washu ^________^)

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Hey thanks guys for all this, I really can't find the strength to continue with this fic but since I'm getting so much encouragement I'm gonna do it for my fans! ^_^ by the way, the whole thing about writing up stuff that the Yugioh cast WOULD do fell to pieces, I can't think of ANYTHING. Lol… so unless you can come up with something, don't expect anything cuz I am brain drained and am currently working on two other fics - "Silent Night… Holy Night…" and "Half Full or Half Empty?" read `em both and c if ya like `em. I've had quite a few reviews and I'm luvin' it!! Thanks guyz *mwah!*