Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ They'd Never Say That!!! ❯ SSSSSUUUUGGGGGAAAAARRR!!!!!!!!! ( Chapter 8 )

*everyone starts booing authoress* Yeah Yeah I know!!! I've been lazy! Actually I've just been really busy… my b/f just got a new car and it's cool so we've been cruising around in it like ALL weekend *ahem* not that you care…. Anyway I finally found the time to update soooo…… here it is!! And thanks to all my lovely wonderful beautiful reviewers I love you I love you I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Shut up Yugi. You're gonna lose. There's no hope left."-Anzu

"Step back Yami I can handle this...yes I'm sure!"-Yugi

"Everyone, I have a announcement to make: Yami and I are seeing other people!" - Yugi

Everyone: o_O O_o O_O X_X

"No no! Not like that!"

"Let's try to solve this without any violence, please!"

"You know, I think I'll give Yami Bakura the Rod, he really does deserve it more than me." Malik

"Malik let's elope. I just love your soft voice and positive atitude." Anzu

"*to Kaiba* Step aside Yugi! I've had enough of him beating you up! It's time to duel trenchcoat boy!" - Anzu

"Bye Yami, I'm runnin off with Kaiba! He's richer, sexier, and younger! Did I mention he's also incredibly HOT?" - Anzu

"*Staring at duel disk* Uh, how do you work this again?" - Seto

"I wanna go to Kaiba Land!!!" - Seto

"Yugi...your not the weak boy I once knew..." - Anzu

"Drugs are for dogs, or Joey Wheeler." - Seto

"If I had smoked marijuana in ancient Egypt, I would've never been a successful tomb robber. When running after a thief, I wouldn't be able to breathe and would never make it out, and the damn Pharaoh would've caught me. So remember, all of you future tomb robbers, DON'T SMOKE POT!" - Bakura

"I see the future...I can tell you who will be the next American Idol!" Isis

"Guys in dog suits turn me on..." Ryuuji

"Watch as I now rip up your only blue eyes white dragon! muahahaha!!" Seto

"*to Kaiba* how do you sleep at night?!?" Anzu

"On top of a big pile of money - with lots of beautiful women..." Seto

"*Is over demonic possession* I really don't know what came over me...wait...it was murderous rage. But anyway, everything had seemed so right when I first got here, until Yugi and the others made me strip at the XXX club. Who could have done this to such a pure world?" - Anzu

(Credit to isishikage for all the above quotes! ^_^)

"*making snow angels* this is so much fun *girly giggle*" Shadi

"Hey Kaiba, can I kiss your feet?!" - Joey

*yami and Seto shuffle out in Ryou like clothes jeans, sweater ect.* Us? Wear buckles, tight pants, capes and trench coats? You must be outa your mind!" ~ Yami & Seto

"Me? Play dungeon dice monsters? I'd rather play monopoly! - Ryuuji

"Funny bunny? Fhat's for children I'm a grown man!" ~ Pegasus

"Seto? Can I have a tutu and ballet lessons for Christmas? plleeeaaassseee????" ~ Mokuba

"*screams like a girl* AAhhh bugs!! I hate bugs!" ~ Weevil

"A motorbike? What is this motor bike? Hey look a pony! Isis I wanna ride the pony!!" ~ Malik

"*in a pawn shop* You wanna swap your pack of junior crayons for my puzzle? Ok! what a great deal!" ~ Yugi

"*in duel against Kaiba episode 1* I shall beat you with my grandpa's deck! *draws 1st card* Damn! someone switched my grandpa's deck with Pokemon cards! industrial illusions shall be mine! Muahahaha! ~ Yugi

(Credit to Kaiba's Girl for those quotes ^_^ thanx!)

"*in Telletubby convention* BIG HUG!!!" - Kaiba/Bakura/Yami/Marik

"*holding bottle of Vodka* Heyyyyy MACARENA!!!" - Ryou/Yugi/Grampa

"Sugar? That is NASTY!!! Who ever heard of stuff that makes you HYPER!?" - Mokuba

"You can't win Yugi! You SUCK!!!" -Anzu

"I WILL SOON OWN.... DISNEYWORLD!!! AND THAT DAMN MOUSE AS WELL!!!" - Bakura/Marik

"Anzu, can I screw you?-Yugi

"*innocently* Why do you people always run into me? SEE THE WHITE HAIR!!! YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BLIND THOSE MOTHER F**kers but NO!!" - Ryou

"GAYS WILL UNITE!!!" -Pegasus... [actually he WOULD say that...]

"YOU TOOK MR. FLUFFY!!! I KNOW IT!!!" - Seto/Bakura

"If you throw up those donuts ONE MORE TIME, Joey, on my cards, I swear you will meet my wrath!!!" -Yugi

I love sugar brother do u we have anymore I love sugar and pie and cheese!!" - Isis

"Let me wring your neck once, just once, and I'll be done" - Isis to Malik

"Just you wait dammitt... when midgets unite, you'll be the first to go" - Serenity to Yugi

"I finally have all the DragonBalls!" -Bakura

They're allways after me Lucky Charms!" -Yami

"I found out my dad is some guy named Vegeta" -Yugi

"*looking at millenium puzzle* I wonder how much yen I could get for this at the antique store..." -Yugi

"I have something to tell you all... I'm.. A HOBBIT!! See my hairy feet?" -Yugi

"Livin' la Vida Loca!!!" - Yami

"I WARNED YOU PEOPLE!! There is actually a website called yugioh.com!!" - Bakura/Kaiba

"I'll see you later guys. I need to use my plushies for rifle practice." - Ryou/Yugi

"Awight! I've been asked to star in a Eminem video!!" - Ryou

"Duel Monsters? Let's go play Duck Duck Goose!!" - Yami/Kaiba

"This one time at band camp...- Anzu [authoress shudders]

"Yugi, I am your father." -Yami [LOL!! This one cracked me up!]

"*to Yugi* Silly rabbit, Tricks are for kids!" - Pegasus telling Funny Bunny off.

"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts diddly diddly...there they are standing in a row...big ones, small one, ones as big as your head... a lovely bunch of coconuts they are..." - Kaiba/Bakura/Yami/Malik

(Credit to Inu Inari Kitsune for those awesome quotes, thankies baby!! ^_~)

Okay now in these ones are from Lady_Washu, my good friend, and she has put one in here that I would never say… so here it is O_o

"Bakura!! DIIIEEE!!!" - Me

"I hate you Psycho!" -Bakura (Psycho is my username thingy in my other random story fic ^_^ read it and you'll know what I'm on about!)

"Llama's RULE!!" -Yami

"Hello, my name is Bakura... I am a spirit.. and I have a pharaoh fetish!" -Bakura

"Yugi, YOU ARE A FRICKIN MIDGIT!! I HATE YOU!!" - Anzu

"I hate you all.. DIIIEEEE BARNEY!"-Yugi

"Oh Yugi-boy.. will you marry me?!" -Pegasus

"Oh Pegasus! I will!!! TAKE ME!!" - Yugi [authoress cringes]

"Yami!!! I'm going to kill you!! *stabs yami, laughing like a psycho-path* MWHAHAHA!!!" -Yugi

"I have a confession to make.. I stuff my bra!!" -Mai

"Aww!! Mai and Yugi would make such a cute couple!!!" -Seto

"Oh Pegasus, you are one sexy beast man.. I wuv you!!!" - Seto

"AHH!!!!! flyyyy!! *cowers in fear*" -The yamis

"Bandanas suck man!" - Bandit Keith

(Credit to Lady_Washu_of_Evil you rock baby thanks again and no offence taken!!! ^_________^)

Hey thanks guys for all this, I really can't find the strength to continue with this fic but since I'm getting so much encouragement I'm gonna do it for my fans! ^_^ by the way, the whole thing about writing up stuff that the Yugioh cast WOULD do fell to pieces, I can't think of ANYTHING. Lol… so unless you can come up with something, don't expect anything cuz I am brain drained and am currently working on two other fics - "Silent Night… Holy Night…" and "Half Full or Half Empty?" read `em both and c if ya like `em. I've had quite a few reviews and I'm luvin' it!! Thanks guyz *mwah!*