Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ They'd Never Say That!!! ❯ haaaaaaallelujah I updated!! ( Chapter 9 )

Okay before you all go off your nut at me and throw me into the torture chamber… I'd just like to APOLOGIZE for being such a lazy ass. There you have it, so enough of my rambling and on with the fic!

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*in Austin Powers' voice* "Smashing!" - Chibi Pegasus

"I'll get you Austin Powers…" - Kaiba

"Hello, my name is Yuugi Motou. You stole my grandfather. Prepare to die." *whips out rifle*. - Yuugi

"There's a script?!" - Any of the cast

"Great scott!" - Yami Bakura

"Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, so let's all just go and eat worms." - Kaiba

*after Yami banished the darkness out of him* "I can see clearly now, the rain is gone…" - Kaiba

"Screw being a virtual princess, I wanna be one of those sexy Spice Girls!" - Mokuba

"Broccoli! Carrots! Tomatoes! Gotta be those veggie tables! Yay!" - Marik/Bakura/Kaiba

*singing* "Yuugi is an average kid and no-one understands! Grandpa and Pegasus always giving him commands! Pegasus (to Yugi): Bed, twerp! Duke and Serenity: Doom and gloom up in his room is broken instantly! By his magic little fishies, who grants his every wish cuz in reality, they are his Oddparents! Fairly Oddparents! Mai: Wands and wings! Joey: Floaty crowny things! Kaiba and Noa: Oddparents! Fairly Oddparents! Mokuba: Millennium Rod! Pea Pod! Buff Bod! Hot Rod! Yugi (chasing Pegasus in Hot Rod): Obtuse! Rubber Goose! Green Moose! Gloppa Juice! Giant Snake! Birthday Cake! Large Fries! Chocolate Shake! Mokuba and Rebecca: Oddparents! Fairly Oddparents! They'd flip your lid if you were a kid with Fairly Oddparents! Pegasus: Yeah right! *Mai and Joey turn Pegasus' head into a Petit Angel. Malik: Bom." (uhhh… yeah…. o_O)

*stroking Millennium Puzzle* "My precious…" - Yami (lol XD)

"Yes! I love mudcake!" - Kaiba

*twiddles fingers like Mr. Burns from The Simpsons* "Excellent.... now that I have a key chain I can clone it to make a key chain army!!!" - Marik

*runs off* "Woof woof!!" *comes back with Seto in his mouth* "I'm a good doggie!!" -Joey

Thanks to Inu Inari Kitsune for all the above quotes ^-^ lovin' it!

"Ew red is such a bloody ugly colour… how about pink frills or maybe even........ A PINK BIKINI?! Yes, yes that would do just wonderfully!!" - Pegasus

"Do you think this skirt makes my ass look fat?" - Mai

"Mai? Yeah I liked her when she was like the fattest woman in the world, but now her slim figure is SUCH a turn off." - Jou

Credit to the above goes to sentimental_darkness… thanks!! ^-^

"Ooh! Pretty bunnies!" -Yami

"MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Bow before me, you pathetic girl!!!!!!" *cackles at Serenity* - Tristan

"These boobs are real!" - Isis

Thankies to Lady_Lynx for the above quotes ^___^

"I am not gay, I have never been drunk in my life, and that was NOT ME at that strip club Friday night!" - Pegasus

"Man, I am so over that Mai girl. Now Anzu, God KNOWS I wanna piece of THAT!" - Jounouchi

"Hey! A bunny! *hugs it* Oh boy, just what I always wanted, my own little bunny rabbit, and I will hug him and pet him and love him and call him George." *sappy grin* - Yami Bakura

"Hey! A bunny!" *takes a bazooka and blows its head off* "Man that kicked ass!" - Yuugi

"I have never slept with Anzu." - Yami

"I'm really allergic to eyeliner." - Malik

*is strip teasing Otogi* "Tell me how you like it baby!" - Ryou (I made the last part of this one up)

*blows up the Egyptian exhibit at the Domino museum* "MWA HA HA!" - Isis

*watching sesame street* "La la la la! la la la la! Elmo's world!" - Kaiba

Lol what is it with people wanting the YGO cast to interact with bunnies? *shrugs* It's good anywayz ^-^ thanks to AMK for those last quotes!

"I feel pretty, oh so pretty! I feel pretty, and witty, and GAY!!!" - Yami Bakura

"Oh Ryou! You're soooo sweet! *huggles* - Yami Bakura

"Sweet? SWEET?! I'll show YOU sweet!" *bites off Bakura's hand* "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" - Ryou

Tee hee… Bakura and Ryou jokes are so funny… thanks to Mooselini McSqueegee for those quotes!

"I FINALLY HAVE ALL THREE GOD CARDS!" *eats cards* - Yami Marik

"I NOW HAVE ALL 7 MILLENIUM ITEMS! NOW I SHALL USE THEIR COMBINED POWER TO BLOW UP THE WORLD!" - Anzu

"Joey, you're such a loser." - Yugi/Ryou

"Yugi, screw me." - Dark Magician Girl.

Thanks to my man Dragon_of_1000_Lands for the above quotes ^_^

*selling brothers on EBay* "WHAHAHA!!!!" - Espa Roba

*Calling bug exterminator guy* *sets flea bombs* "By you awful, disgusting bugs!" - Weevil Underwood

"Mako, for your birthday, I got you a tropical fish in a bowl." - Joey. Mako: "Great!" *bites fish's head off* Joey: o.O

"I'm a pretty pony, clickety-clack, clickety-clack, such a little pony, clickety-clack, clickety-clack, I love to have my clothes on all day long, it's fun to be a CEO of KaibaCorp like me!" - Kaiba

"Mai, you're a bitch. Dinosaurs are retarded, otherwise they would be alive now." - Rex Raptor

Whoo hoo those were great! Thanks Silver_Griffon_Girl for those above quotes!

*getting turned into that priestess thing in the first duel you see him in* Me? Committing suicide? Nonsense! I'm doing it so my Yami won't get hurt!" ^___^ - Ryou

*hugs* "Ryou, I love you! Give me a kiss!" - Bakura

*sigh* I am truly amazed at the amount of people that make Bakura be nice to Ryou! Lol it's so… fluffy! Anyhow, thanks to Rowan_Girl for the above quotations and my extreme apologies for not updating sooner.

"No, I'm afraid this just really doesn't work for me." *yanks off tank-top and stomps on it* - Malik

*in duel with Kaiba at Battle City* "Well I would rather rely on my necklace than my dick to win a duel Kaiba!" - Isis

"I resent that!" - Kaiba

"I don't give a flying fuck!" *blows Kaiba away with secret Millennium Necklace power that only I know about XD* (Go Isis! I like her she's my fave female character.)

"Keep your slutty hands offa my brother biatch!" *slaps Mai* - Serenity

"Serenity dear, calm down… violence is not the answer sweetheart." - Yami Marik

"Gosh Seto, can't we just settle this over a drink and put the past behind us?" - Noa

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Ok I'm officially drained… sorry it was so short, but I decided to update since I haven't for like 8 millennia… so there you have it. Hope you liked it! ^-^ `til next time!