Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ They'd Never Say That!!! ❯ FIIINALLY another chapter! ( Chapter 10 )

Okay people, I must warn you, I was in a VERY VERY VERY random mood today… so some of these quotes might scare you a little XD I hope you like them all the same, though ^_^ BTW: I do not own any stunts from Jackass, or Jackass itself, for that matter XD

And one last thing ^_^ I DO NOT DISCRIMINATE!! You are ALL welcome to put up your funny quotes and doings of the YGO characters in your head into your review, and I will put it in the next chapter! Have fun! ^_^

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"Malik, I am your father." - Rishid

"Kaiba, I am your long lost twin sister." - Anzu

O.O *runs away screaming* - Kaiba

"Oh my God! I'm pregnant!" - Mai

"Jou, why did you have to get a hooker pregnant?" - Shizuka

"I dunno, I thought hookers knew better *shrugs*." - Jou

"Motorbikes? Why would I want one of those when I have this cute fuzzy little guy? *pets mule*." - Honda

"Me? Drink wine? Goodness no! Orange juice is more me." - Pegasus

"I found out I have a long-lost twin brother called Brolly or Burori or something… he's a super saiyan." - Yami Malik (AN: They look pretty much identical!)

"Malik, you are such a beach-boy with your silky blonde hair and totally fake tan! Damn you for being so hot!" - Ryou

"Me? Get sunburned? Never!" - Ryou

"After all these years, I finally found out who my Dad really is! He's some guy called Goku." - Otogi

"Hahaha! These cards are all about power! Who gives a crap if they have `heart'?" - Yuugi

"I think I'll give up duel monsters and go find a life." - Yami Yuugi

"Let the bloodshed and carnage begin." *whips out axe* - Ryou

"And He said, let there be light!" - Yami Malik (I just call him Marik)

*yanks earring out of ear* "Ah shit that hurt! Motherf***er!!" >__< - Otogi

"You f*ck your mother?!" - Pegasus

"Yes I do." - Yami

*dressed up like Steve Irwin the crocodile hunter* "Crikey! Here's a beautiful little sheila! Now, we can't get too close, because the protective mother might be nearby. Oh look, there she is!" *points to Yami* - Yami Bakura

"Shut up you albino fiend." - Yami

"Look yami! We're on the Discovery Channel!" - Yuugi

"How riveting." - Yami

"Let the friendship commence!" - Seto

"Screw dueling, I'm going to be the next American Idol! *sees future* Okay maybe not… oh well." *goes back to being a museum geek* - Isis

*goes up to one of his towers and hides* <_< >_> *plays video tape and sings along* "Think of us and we'll be theeeeeeeere…in your heart foreeeeeverrr…" - Pegasus

>_< "Damn it Otogi! Shizuka won't have me, so you'll have to do instead!" *starts humping Otogi's leg* - Honda

*looking at eye shadow* "Purple? Pink? Blue? Green? Such a variety of colours!" - Yami Malik

"It's TIME to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-DUEL!!" - Anzu

*playing mini golf* "Damn it, Yami, why are you so good at everything?" - Bakura

"Because I'm the invincible King of Games." *gets a hole in one* - Yami

*in thought* "I'll show him…" *whacks golf ball really hard, knocking Yami out in the process* O.O "Sorry Yami! Are you okay?!!" - Bakura

*yawn* "Tch. And everyone though I was the wuss." - Yuugi

*Marik and Malik are in a car. Marik is driving* O.O "We've got a flat battery!" - Marik

"Maybe we should jump-start it with your hair." - Malik

>_> "Maybe I should make you get out and push!" - Marik

*Yami and Marik are making out* *gets walked in on by hikaris* *don't notice* *continue making out*

Malik & Yuugi: O.o o.O …………………… *grab camera and take millions of photos*

"BWAHAHAHA!! Wait til Bakura and Ryou see these!" *runs off* - Malik

Yami & Marik: o___O *shrug and continue making out*

"Oh my God! I just won tickets to see Christina Aguilera!" - Seto

"Oh my God! I just won tickets to see Marilyn Manson!" - Anzu

"Pegasus? Who's that?" - Otogi

"What a crappy afterlife this is." -Yami

*stepping out into the outside world for the first time ever* "Ah my eyes! How it blinds me! I must be allergic to sunlight! HISSSS!!" *runs back down underground* - Malik

"Aaaah! Fish!" - *jumps away from tiny sardine fish and cries* - Mako

*dyes his hair black and dresses in Goth outfit* "Embrace the darkness." - Ryou

"I am a goose and I will lay a golden egg for you!" *squats down like he's constipated* - Shadi

*music from the Nutcracker starts up* *prances out in a ballet tutu on tip-toes with hands above his head* ^_^ "I am so pretty!" - Pegasus

"That's it! I'm going to live my dream as a dancer whether you like it or not!" *starts reading brochure on a Strip-tease dancing school in downtown Tokyo*- Anzu

*practicing Britney Spears dance* "With a taste of a poison paradise, I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?!" - Honda

"I'm Malik-o, and this is snorting an earthworm." *puts Earthworm up nose and snorts it, proceeding to throw it back up again when it gets to his throat* - Malik (this CRACKED me up when I saw that episode of Jackass XD)

*sneaks into Yami's room with toilet plunger* "Heh, heh, heh…" *attacks Yami and suctions his face with the toilet plunger* "FWAHAHAHAHA!!" *runs away* - Yuugi

*sneaks into Jounouchi's room with a handful of flour* "Heh, heh, heh…" *slaps the flour onto Jou's face, covering him in it entirely* "AHAHAHAHA!!" *runs away* - Kaiba

"I'm so excited!" *walks around with a giant dildo in his pants receiving several odd stares* - Grandpa (XD)

*running naked through an occupied golf course* "Aaaah! You motherf*cking bastards! Give me back my toothbrush or let the evil cheese take possession of your souls!" - Yuugi

Okay, now for all the quotes from my lovely reviewers, friends and randoms ^_^

*posing in front of mirror wearing a majorly disgusting, barf-your-guts-out ballerina outfit* "Ooh! Pink, is like, SO my colour!" - Kaiba

Credit to Lapis Lazuli for that one! Great work! ^~

"Jounouchi has beat me plenty of times in a duel. Your point?" - Kaiba

*holding prize money from Duelist Kingdom* "Why would I want to use this on my sister's operation when I could go to the Bahamas?" - Jounouchi

"I don't want any friends! Get away from me you freaks!" - Anzu

"Noooo!! Jounouchi fired me! My life is over!" - Kaiba

"AAAH!! Big brother you're HIDEOUS! Now I WISH I was blind again!" - Shizuka

"Why would I call Yuugi a shrimp?" - Mokuba

"Why would I call Jounouchi a dog? I look more of the dog part!" - Kaiba/Otogi

"My best friend is a nickel named Betty!" - Anzu

"Yuugi's bond with the Pharaoh is so sweet… *starts crying* I'll never try to take the puzzle from him ever again!" - Malik/Bakura

"I don't trust Yuugi with that puzzle at all… meh, what do I care anyway? I'm already dead!" - Yami

Credit to Tsubasa_Lover for the above quotes ^-^ mew!

"Yami, I challenge you to a duel!" - Yuugi

"What? No! Just how many times have I accepted those empty threats now, hikari? I demand a pie-eating contest!" - Yami

Credit to shadow_kazul for the above quotes ^_^ weee!

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Okay, I apologize why this was so short, but I had nothing better to do and I wanted to update it because so many of you like it ^_^ hope you enjoyed! Ja ne!