Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ They'd Never Say That!!! ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh! Idol... But Not ( Chapter 11 )

JG-chan: Alrighty peoples, this is a very special chapter, as I have decided to find lyrics from random songs that would be ironic for the YGO cast to sing. I hope you enjoy ^_^ I'll do my best!

Take note: Not all of these lyrics are humorous and are actually meant to be true from the character's POV… (in my demented mind, also) and I have altered some of the lyrics just for your amusement ^^ And anything that I bash, I don't really mean it ^_~ ROLL IT!

"Don't wanna close my eyyyyyes, don't wanna faaaaaaaall asleep cause I MISS you baaaaby and I don't wanna miss a thaaaaaaang, cause even when I dream of YOOOOOOOU, the sweetest dreams will NEVER do, I still miss you baby, and I don't wanna miss a thing!" - Pegasus expresses his broken heart over Cecelia `Don't wanna close my eyes' - Aerosmith

"Walking on, walking on broken glaaaaass…" - Yami Bakura tells us of his sadistic ways. `Walking on Broken Glass' - Annie Lennox

"Let's get retarded! Let's get retarded, IN HERE!" - Honda lets us know how his psych lessons at the nut-house are going. `Let's get retarded' - The Black Eyed Peas

"I know you want me baby, I think I want you too (Mai: I think I love you baby) I think I love you too…" - Jounouchi tells of his crap sex-life. `Superman' by Eminem with Mai. "Maybe I'll love you one day, maybe we'll someday grow, til then just sit your drunk ass on that f*cking runway, hoe!"

"Cause I am, whatever you say I am! If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the papers the news every day I am, I don't know it's just the way I am." - Kaiba lets us know how living the life of a billionaire is with his `I don't give a f*ck' attitude. `The Way I am' - Eminem

"…My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't, 'till I grew up, now I grew up, it makes you sick to your stomach, doesn't it?" - Malik Ishtar is `Cleaning Out His Closet' - Eminem

"See I don't… know why… I like you so much. I gave you all of my trust. I told you… I loved you, now it's all down the drain, you put me through pain, I want you to let you know how I feel! F*ck what I said, it don't mean sh*t now, f*ck the presents might as well throw `em out, f*ck all those kisses, they didn't mean jack, f*ck you, you hoe, I don't want you back!" Yuugi expresses his heartbreak and anguish to Anzu, for eloping with Yami. `F*ck it' - Eamon.

"Monday night, and I feel so low, I count the hours, but they go so slow. I know the sound of your voice, can save my soul. City lights, the streets are gold. Looked down my window to the world below. Move so fast, but it feels so cold. And I am all alone. Don't let me die, I'm losing my mind, baby, just give me a sign…And now that you're gone, I just wanna be with you. And I can't go on, I wanna be with you! Wanna be with you…" - Kaiba pours his heart out singing `Just wanna be with you' by Enrique Iglesias about Jounouchi out his KaibaCorp office window.

"Shizuka's Mom, has got it going on, she's all I want and I've waited for so long! Shizuka can't you see? You're just not the girl for me! I know I might be wrong but, I'm in love with Shizuka's Mom." - Honda Hiroto is rather confused by singing `Stacey's Mom' by Fountains of Wayne.

"Don't wanna be a Japanese idiot! Don't want a nation under the new mania.
And can you hear the sound of hysteria? The subliminal mind f*ck Japan." - Jounouchi trying to prove he's not just another Japanese idiot. `American Idiot' - Green Day.

"I see you baby! Shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass, shakin' that ass… Alright don't touch me!" - Pegasus lip synching `I see you baby' - Groove Armada. Who WOULD want to touch him anyway? ><+

"Take me down to the Paradise City where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!" - Ryou making an attempt that he is most certainly NOT gay (even though we all like to think he is… right yaoi fans? ^_~) `Paradise City' - Guns `N' Roses

"Get out! (Leave) Right now! It's the end of you and me. It's too late, and I can't wait for you to be gone! Cause I know about HIM, and I wonder, how I bought all the lies. You said that you would treat me right, but you were just a waste of time!" - Shizuka blubbering her heart out to Otogi about how he cheated on her with… Honda?! O.o `Leave' - JoJo

"Don't be so quick to, walk away, dance with me! I wanna rock your body, please stay. You don't have to admit you wanna play, dance with me. Just let me rock you, till the break of day, dance with me!" Yuugi attempting disco. `Rock Your Body' - Justin Timberlake.

"I just can't get you out of my head, boy your loving is all I think about. I just can't get you out of my head; boy it's more than I dare to think about…" Kaiba's secret poetry about Jounouchi is revealed… `Can't Get You Out of My Head' - Kylie Minogue

"I've got hoes! I've got hoes… In different area codes, area, area codes, codes…Hoes, hoes...hoes, in different area codes, area, area codes…" Yami Bakura trying to prove how much of a pimp he is. `Area Codes' - Ludacris

"Give it to me! Ooh oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! I'm sooo addicted to the loving that you're feeding to me… can't do without it, this feeling's got me weak in the knees. Oh baby… body's in withdrawal every time you take it away…Can't you hear me calling, begging you to come out and play? So baby come to me, baby show me who you are yeah, yeah, yeah. Sweet to me like sugar to my heart, oooh baby I'm craving for you, I'm missing you like candy….!" Yami Marik becomes desperate for Bakura's heart… `Candy' - Mandy Moore.

"I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell. I know, right now you can't tell. But stay a while and maybe then you'll see… a different side of me. I'm not crazy I'm just a little impaired. I know right now you don't care. But soon enough, you're gonna think of me, and how I used to be…me. I'm talking to myself in public, and dodging glances on the street…And I know, I know they've all been talking about me, I can hear them whisper, and it makes me think there must be something wrong, with me… Out of all the hours thinking, somehow, I've lost my mind!" Ryou tries to prove that he is most definitely NOT schizophrenic. It's okay Ryou. We hikaris feel your pain. `Unwell' - Matchbox 20.

"Cause you're everywhere to me! And when I close my eyes it's you I see… you're everything I know that makes me believe… I'm not alone… I'm not alone." - the perfect words to describe the bond between Yuugi and Yami Yuugi. *sigh* ^_^ `Everywhere' - Michelle Branch.

"Something's gotta go wrong cause I'm feeling way too damn good… For 48 hours I don't think we left my hotel room. Should show you the sights cause I'm sure that I said I would. We gotta make love just one last time in the shower. Something's gotta go wrong cause I'm feeling way too damn good…." Rishid tells us of his love affair in Egypt with the mysterious woman he has loved for years… *coughIsiscough*** `Feeling Way Too Damn Good' - Nickelback

"How the hell'd we wind up like this? Why weren't we able to see the signs that we missed? And try turn the tables. I wish you'd unclench your fists and unpack your suitcase. Lately there's been too much of this, but don't think it's too late. Nothing's wrong just as long as you know that some day I will… someday somehow, I'm gonna make everything right but not right now." Otogi explains of his laziness in his relationship with Shizuka. Poor Shizu… `Someday' - Nickelback

"I need a girl to ride, ride, ride, I need a girl to make my wife, I need a girl who's mine all mine, I need a girl in my life…" Honda's getting desperate, and we all know that's not good. `I Need a Girl' - P. Diddy ft. Usher

"You make me sick, I want you and I'm hating it. Got me lit up like a candlestick. Get too hot when you touch the tip, I'm feelin' it, I gotta get a grip on this, and it's driving me crazy baby don't you quit. Can't get enough of it, you got me goin' again. Baby, you got me goin' again. You make me sick…" Mai's feeling a little confused as to why she likes a certain blonde-haired mutt who is at least 8 years younger than her… what a pedophile! `You Make Me Sick' - Pink

"Met a girl, thought she was grand. Fell in love, found out first hand. Went well for a week or two… then it all, came unglued. In a trap trip I can't grip. Never thought I'd be the one who'd slip… then I started to realize… I was living one big lie. She f*cking hates me. Trust. She f*cking hates me. La, la, la love. I tried too hard and she tore my feelings like I had none… and ripped them away…" Kaiba drowns his sorrows after being rejected by Isis. `She Hates Me' - Puddle of Mudd

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JG-chan: Well that about sums it up for this chapter ^_^ I didn't do many this time cause I wanted to save more for the next chapter, and it's also getting rather late. Catch up, guys! Don't forget to review! ^_^