Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ They'd Never Say That!!! ❯ w00t! Finally another chapter! ( Chapter 12 )

JG-chan: Woah… it's been like a century since I've updated this… Hope ya'll enjoy it ^^

 

DISCLAIMER: Any song lyrics you read about I obviously do not own. I'm merely a simple anime junkie who has nothing better to do ^_^

 

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“NO! No, Ryou, PLEASE! NOT THE WHIP! AAAAH!” --Bakura

 

*sobbing in the bathroom later on* “I just…I just feel so used...Why won't he love me?! WHY?!” - Bakura

 

*Mai and Jou sit on stage at the Jerry Springer show* “Jou, I came here to tell you a secret I've been keeping since we started dating…I'm actually a man. Oh! And I wouldn't flash you, because I have a third nipple.”

 

"Okay, the truth is... I'm gay." ~ Ryou

 

"Ummm How is that something he'd never say?" ~ Momma Cat

 

"Fuck this, fuck Marik, fuck you all, I'm going to Vegas and starting a bondage club!" ~ Rishid

 

"Yami I'm with child. Your child." ~Tea

 

"How can that be…? I thought I was pregnant with your baby…." ~ Yami

 

"You are not going to believe me Yami, but I'm having Seto's baby! No wait... it's your baby… I think." ~Yugi

 

"Alright, lets say you an' me go an' get some drinks, eh love?" ~ Varon

 

"Varon, I'm going to take your hand off my ass and just walk away." ~ Joey

 

"Soon the powers of Leviathan will be mine!" ~ Raphael

 

"I heart Yugi Motou." ~ Duke

 

"I heart eating meat." ~Mako

 

"I demand reparations for being treated as a sex object!" ~ Mai

 

"I foresee the future… and that is… Yugi Motou will be raped - by me!" ~ Isis

 

"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Very soon the Sennen Puzzle and the Pharaoh's power will be mine!" ~ Kaiba

 

*Comes up behind Yami Marik and pulls down his pants* HAHA! I won!" ~Yugi

 

"Curse you little Yugi! And your little cock too!" ~Yami Marik

 

"Man, I'm so hungry, I could eat Jou." ~Mokuba

 

"WHAT DID YOU SAY?!" ~ Kaiba

 

"OH! No! What I meant to say is, I'm so hungry I could OUT eat Jou. Hee-heh... *shifty eyes*" ~ Mokuba

 

"I wonder, should I have shot Yugi and taken his Sennen Item off of his dead corpse instead?" ~ Pegasus

 

"I use to be Queen of Atlantis!" ~Dartz

 

"Man I'm such a gay rip off of a cheap Pegasus." ~ Siegfried

 

"I'm a slut! Tee-hee!" ~ Vivian

 

"I love you Seto! Be my big brother forever and ever and EVER!" ~ Noa

 

"Yugi-boy, I'm going to steal your Sennen item and take off my shirt for no apparent reason!" ~ Rebecca

 

"I hope this hat hides my baldness." ~ Shadi

 

"Seto! Kick Yugi's believe-in-the-heart-of-the-cards ass!" ~ Sugoruko

 

"Man Mai's boobs are so much bigger then mine... I wonder if she'll let me play with them?" ~ Shizuka

 

"You know what they say about a guy with pointy hair... yeah? YEAH? *wink, wink, nudge, nudge*" ~ Honda

 

(Credit to Bishoonen_Lover for all the above quotes! Thank ya so much, Bishoo-chan! ^^)

 

“Get off of me Ryou, I've got a headache tonight...lets just cuddle! ^_^” - [Yami] Bakura

 

“Ugh....people worry too much about money, man. All you need is love!” ~ Kaiba

 

(Thanks to one of my bestest best friends, Lori, for the above quotes ^__^! *glomps*)

 

“It's not anorexia! It's BULIMIA! Sheesh, get it right! People these millennia…” ~ Yami [Yuugi]

 

“Do you think I asked to be born this way? No! That little psycho there *points to Malik* brought me into this world - blame him for making me look like a playboy model!” ~ [Yami] Marik

 

*holds up robot monkey version of himself* “*in deep voice* You wanna spank my monkey?” ~ Honda

 

“Pfft. You're all such fools! You really think this piece of junk can tell the future? *rips Sennen Necklace off of Isis' neck* You just think my sister is hot. That's it, isn't it?” ~ Malik

 

“Feh. `Duel Masters' is such a rip-off version of Yuugiou!” ~ Yuugi

 

“That's because the animators suck. They made my hair green in the first season! What the hell were they smoking?” ~ Kaiba

 

“At least your hair isn't permanently green -.- ” ~ Noa

 

“I don't care if it hurts. I wanna have control. I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul.” ~ Malik

 

“No matter what I do, all I think about is you, even when I'm with my boo, oh you know I'm crazy over you…” ~ Bakura

 

“You should let me love you, let me be the one to give you everything you want and need. That good love and protection, make me your selection, show you the way love's supposed to be…” ~ Kaiba

 

*in custody* “Would you people let me out of here? I'm a peace-keeper, not a terrorist! Just because I wear a turban doesn't mean anything, right?” ~ Shadi

 

*also in custody* “I DID NOT attempt to blow up the London underground! How hard is that for you to understand?” ~ Malik

 

*whistles innocently in the background* ~ Marik

 

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JG-chan: Okay, I know that was short, but it's honestly the only thing I can think of at this point in time -_- If it weren't for Bishoonen_Lover I probably wouldn't have bothered updating this XD Hope you had fun with that, and feel free to put in your own ideas! ^_^ Ja ne!