Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ This story is... well... er... gettin' strange... . ❯ FFA and... um... stuff... ( Chapter 2 )

Chapter 2:

FFA's and… um… stuff…

1000LD: Same as before.

Bakura: WOO-HOO! PEGASUS IS GONE!

Marik: Don't forget, he turned you into a chibi in the last chapter!

Bakura: *death glare at 1000LD*

Yugi: Let's start!

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Reminder Life Count:

Seto/Yami/Tristain/1000LD/Joey/Duke/Marik/Bakura/Serenity/T&eacut e;a/K_O: 4467.

Pegasus: 0 Everyone Else: 8000.

Bakura: I summon… uh… um… Earl of Demise by offering 1 deck monster (2000/0500).

1000LD: Ra, atta… never mind.

K_O: *glomps Yami*

Yami: O.O

Marik: Well… that was random.

K_O: ^_________^

Yami: I summon Gaia, the Swift Knight (2300/2100). Attack K_O!

K_O's LP: 2167

1000LD: I reactivate Ra's 1 Turn Kill!

1000LD's LP: 1

Ra: 18645/10485

Serenity's LP: 4667

Serenity: Go, Solemn Wishes! I gain 500 LP whenever I draw! I also play Dancing Fairy (1700/1000) in defense mode, and…

Serenity's LP: 6367

Serenity: Cure Mermaid (1500/0800) in attack mode.

1000LD: I offer 1 deck monster to summon Patrician of Darkness (2000/1400).

Serenity's LP: 6367+500+200+1000+800=8867

Serenity: I use Pot of Greed!

Serenity's LP: 9367

1000LD: Soul Exchange! I offer Earl of Demise to increase Ra's power!

Ra: 20645/10985

Everyone Except 1000LD & Serenity: O.OU

Marik: I use Card Destruction!

Bakura: Uh… why?

Marik: T.T I just wanna!

Serenity's LP: 9867+2500=12367 LP!

Serenity: I summon Obnoxious Celtic Guardian (1400/1200). Now I summon…

Serenity's LP: 12367+2500=14867

Serenity: …Guardian of the Throne (1650/1600). Next, Graceful Charity!

Serenity's LP: 15367

Serenity: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

1000LD: FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA… *passes out*

Serenity: -.-0

Serenity's LP: 15367+2500=17867

Serenity: I play 3 Dian Keto, the Cure Masters!

Serenity's LP: 17867+3000=20867

Bakura: SHE'S GONE MAD!
1000LD: *wakes up* KEWL! *huggles Serenity*

Serenity: ^__________^

Marik: Awww… k-ute.

1000LD: RA, ATTACK MARIK!

Marik: WHAT?!?

Marik's LP: 0

Marik: *disappears*

Malik: That was… weird.

Bakura: Serenity Wheeler gains 2500 LP every turn!

Ryou: Really?

Joey: Yeah, look! *points up*

Ryou: *looks* Ooh… neat!

Tristain: NIFTY!

Everyone else (even Ra): O.OU

Ra: *jumps back 5 feet*

1000LD: *pulls out a pair of HEDGECLIPPERS!*

Tristain: AUGH! NOT THAT!

1000LD: *chases Tristain; tries to cut Tristain's hair* GET BACK HERE!

Serenity: -.-0

Yugi: I offer 2 deck monsters to summon Dark Magician (2500/2100).

Serenity's LP: 23367

Serenity: I play Monster Reborn. I revive St. Joan (2800/2000). Joan, attack Dark Magician!

Yugi's LP: 7700

Téa: *huggles Yami*

Yami: ^___________^
K_O: >.<+ LP TRANS!

K_O's LP: 2234

Marik's LP: 2233

K_O: *seductively* Come on Marik.

Marik: *drools and follows*

K_O/Marik: *go to private room*

From room: *moaning*

Everyone else: O.OU

Serenity: *drags 1000LD to another room*

Joey: Sis, come back 'ere!

Door 2: *closes*

Room 2: *lots and lots of moaning*

Joey: >.<+ YOU BITCH!

Everyone still there: O.O

Joey: 1000LD, let's rumble!

1000LD (from room 2): Give me a *moan* minute… *moaning*

Serenity: Come on, Big Boy.

Joey: YOU LITTLE…

Mai: Ya know, Joey… mabye we should…

Joey: *grabs Mai's arm; goes to room 3*

Room 3: *sound of clothes tearing*

Mai: *seductively* Come on… you can do what ever you want.

Joey: *howls*

Room 3: *maoning*

Ryou: You know, they could at least shut the door.

Seto: *with eyes closed; shuts door 3*

Ishizu: Seto… Room 4's open…

Téa: *to Yami* As is room 5.

I/S: *Go to room 4*

T/Y: *go to room 5*

Rooms 4 & 5: *MOANING*

Everyone left: Ummm…

Bakura: Wait! How are these rooms in the Shadow Realm?

Yugi: I took us back to the Real World a few minutes ago.

Everyone in main area (except Yugi): *anime fall*

Room 2: *howling*

Malik: O.OU

Room 3: *snoring*

Yugi: Uh…

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1000LD: GRRR… I can't think of anything!

K_O: Me likes Marik *glomps*

1000LD: I apologize for the shortness. *ends chappie*