Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Tristans Adventure Through The Windshield Glass 2~ ❯ Chapter 1

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

RC: Well Bakura, this is your second fanfic. How do you feel right now? … Bakura…?

Ryou: Hey RC.

RC: O_O HAVE YOU SEEN BAKURA!!??

Ryou: …

RC: Right, you technically are him. Soo… where is he!?

Ryou: I dunno, hurting Yugi?

RC: YUGI!? T_T

Ryou: Yea, he said he was practicing for his big debut.

RC: *phew* -_-

Ryou: Hey, what does RC stand for anyways?

RC: … Internet!? ^_^'

Ryou: … I don't think so.

Inuyasha: I'll tell ya what it means!

RC: INUYASHA!? NOOOOO!!!!! T_T

Announcer Dude: Presenting in his 10th TV appearance!!! BAKURA LIVE IN KAIBA LAND!!!

RC: *phew* Saved by the bell…

Ryou: I love that show. ^_^

Bakura: Hello sports fans, I'm Bakura and I'm back ready to kill some poor unsuspecting Tristans. ^_^

Fans: Yay!!! WE LOVE YOU BAKURA!!! ^_^

Bakura: But I'm sad to say that Tristan has left us… -_-… BUT I HAVE IT ON FILM ^_^

Fans: Aww… YAY!!! ^_^

Bakura: Start the film!

***

Yugi: Do you really have to practice this?

Bakura: Don't you want the show to be funny?

Yugi: Well yea, but why can't Yami do it?

Bakura: It wouldn't look real enough.

***

Bakura: Umm… *fast forwards the film*

Fan: I promised the little orphan boy I'd watch.

Bakura: … Is that you Yami?

Yami: … Yea! ^_^

Bakura: -_-

--- 1 hour later ---

Bakura: What happened!!! T_T

RC: Tristan dissaperated…

Ryou: Come on, he really wanted to kill him. I mean look at him.

Bakura: T_T *sob*

RC: Wow…

Bakura: I WILL FIND HIM!!!

Ryou: I'll go with you. ^_^

Yami: ME too ^_^

Bakura: Yami, go home.

Yami: I don't remember where I parked. T_T

RC: I thought Yugi drove here?

Yugi: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!

Yami: Who are you?

Yugi: That's it!!! *runs out the door, you hear a car screech as it fades away into the distance*

Yami: Where's Yugi… T_T

All 3: *sigh*

Bakura: … Where does Tristan like to go?

Ryou: Where Joey and I go.

RC: The school…

Bakura: RC, go home.

RC: Inuyasha! Where'd you go?

Ryou: Did he drive?

RC: No, I need him to PAY for my car… he crushed it. T_T

*Kaiba appears*

Kaiba: HAHAHAHA!!! NOW I HAVE THE FERARRI!!!

Mokuba: Umm… Seto, we haven't found it yet, and someone scratched your McLaren.

Kaiba: O_O

Mokuba: *slinks away*

Everyone else: *slinks away*

Kaiba: *tons of blood vessels* Ffff-

--- CENSORED (with mild explosions) ---

RC: O_O

Bakura: O_O

Ryou: O_O

Mokuba: I knew he had it in him! ^_^

Bakura: HE BLEW UP KAIBA LAND!!!

Kaiba: *pant* *pant* O_O

Mokuba: Let's disappear. ^_^

*Kaiba and Mokuba disappear*

RC: That's freaky…

Bakura: I thought I told you to go home!

RC: Fine… First let me find my keys. ^_^ (He won't stop me from riding in a damaged car… even if it doesn't have an engine)

Bakura: Don't you need one of those?

RC: O_O You can read my mind?

Bakura: …

Ryou: He has the Millennium Eye.

RC: O_O *runs away*

Ryou: … How very odd.

Bakura: Yea… no time for him now. TO HAWAII!!!

--- At Hawaii ---

Ryou: O_O Now that's freaky!

Bakura: Go figure, now let's look for Tristan.

Ryou: What makes you think he'll be here?

Bakura: I call it trial and error.

Ryou: … Fine, I'll look to the west and you look to the east.

Bakura: I want the East, you got it last time!

Ryou: Umm, you're getting the east.

Bakura: Oh, okay.

--- On the West ---

Ryou: … (Boring…) Hey a dollar.

*picks up dollar and is swarmed by businessmen*

BM1: Do you wanna make that dollar into something?

Bm37: Do you like money?

BM193784: Come with me!

Ryou: … O…k?

(The BM stands for Businessman)

--- On the East ---

Bakura: Hey a resort! He must be hear… I mean here.

Joey: Hey Bakura.

Bakura: The hell are you doing here?

Joey: I'm hear to tell you about Chocoblaster cereal!

Bakura: Hey… he said “hear” too…

Joey: It gives you all the carbs and is loaded with… vitamins and… minerals. How do they expect these little losers to eat rocks?

Bakura: Umm, yea.

Joey: Umm… bye. *disappears*

Bakura: …

--- Wherever Ryou is ---

Ryou: Umm, I have a great idea. ^_^

Business Executive: Yes…

Ryou: I give you this shiny new dollar, and you give me your whole company. ^_^

BE: *gasp* A DOLLAR!!! O_O

Ryou: It may be small bu-

BE: DEAL!!!

Ryou: Ok then. ^_^

--- At the resort ---

Bakura: Hi, can I have the room of Mr. Taylor

Desk Lady: Half the people hear have Taylor as a last name.

Bakura: O_O (It happened again!!!)

Desk Lady: Should I send them all down?

Bakura: Umm, no. Just give me T. Taylor

Desk Lady: T as in Timmy or as in Tristan?

Bakura: Tristan.

Desk Lady: Oh, he's not hear right now.

Bakura: O_O SHUT UP!!!

Desk Lady: O_O Umm, why?

Bakura: … *pulls out knife*

Desk Lady: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THAT KNIFE?!

Bakura: Oh, sorry I just like the feel… ^_^'

Desk: (…)

Desk Lady: Oh… Please put that away, you can't have knives hear.

Bakura: O_O (I think I'm going insane with all the “hear”)

Desk Lady: Umm, sir? Are you ok?

Bakura: Oh, I'm sorry. It's just the way you said “here”. You said it like “hear”. (Eww… sorry)

Desk Lady: Yea, hear

Bakura: …

--- Wherever Ryou is now ---

Ryou: Cool, I have my own empire. ^_^

Darth Bill: Sir, the cruisers have arrived as you asked.

Ryou: And Fran Single?

Darth Bill: Well, we gave him to Bubba Feet and well… he's made of wax now.

Ryou: Excellent… Mwahahahaha!!!

Darth Bill: Hehehehe… (What a weirdo…)

Ryou: Take me to the resort!

Darth Bill: Yea, Scotty! Beam him down!

Scotty: … For the last time, it's Vader. VADER!

Darth Bill: What ever Scotty.

Scotty: …

--- After the teleportation which took like an hour ---

Ryou: Hear I am.

*Doors open and Bakura comes out and everything goes slow-mo as the building explodes*

*BOOM*

*SHATTER*

*SPOOOOOON*

Ryou: … What did you do! O_O

Bakura: They said hear… YOU DID TOO!!!

Ryou: O_O You're going crazy!

Bakura: Say it!!!

Ryou: What!

Bakura: HERE!!!

Ryou: … Here?

Bakura: *phew* -_- Finally. Someone said here as “here”.

Ryou: He wasn't here was he?

Bakura: No. Why are you so happy?

Ryou: I have my own empire. ^_^

Bakura: From now on, I take west.

Ryou: Hehehe, no one can stop me!

Darth Bill: Sir, Puke Two-Ply Stalker blew up the Doom Ball.

Ryou: Damn it. T_T

Bakura: Ooo, Ry-

Ryou: Not now. -_-`

Bakura: He's somewhere here though.

Ryou: Then let's look for him.

Joey: *appears*

Bakura: ???

Joey: If you'd like this kind of quality programming to continue, wait about a week.

Bakura: Uh oh, RC's making more deadlines.

Ryou: We're doomed and we'll never find Tristan and kill him.

Bakura: I thought you liked him.

Ryou: I do but…