Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Tristans Adventure Through The Windshield Glass 2~ ❯ Chapter 3

Bakura: Ok… we're locked in a crazy people place… with no food… and the door's locked… and Joey magically disappeared.

Ryou: That's the case…

Bakura: …

Ryou: Well… we can always use that air vent…

Bakura: Wouldn't we have to find one first?

Ryou: No, its right there.

Bakura: Right where?

Ryou: Right there!

Bakura: I don't know where there is!

Ryou: Oh my… look behind you…

Bakura: *turns around* Oh…

Ryou: -_-“

---Inside the vent---

Bakura: This place is small…

Ryou: No really Bakura…

Bakura: I wonder how much weight this thing can support.

*Ventilation shaft starts to bend*

Ryou: You just had to say it didn't you…

Bakura: Right… that hopeless coincidental crap…

*Ventilation shaft breaks*

Ryou: AHH!!! If we don't get out of this alive… tell Yugi… he's weird.

Bakura: What are the odds I'll get out of it alive if you don't get out of it alive…

Ryou: Good point.

*Ventilation shaft hits the ground where doctors and army dudes a meeting*

Bakura: O_O Oh… my… god… *stares at a chalk board that has “there => their” on it*

Army Dude #4: Oh know, they found us!

Doctor #2: They must knot escape!

Army Dude #9: *presses the alarm*

Ryou: O_O” Eep…

Bakura: You bastards… putting me through all of that… all that torture I went through… all that imprisonment… all that bullcrap… and now-

Army Dude #'s 5 7 and 3: *jump on Bakura*

Bakura: Oww…

Head Army Dude: Take him to the torture room!!

Bakura: Not again >.<

Ryou: … *walks out the front door*

Head Army Dude: I knew I should've locked that door…

---Outside---

Ryou: Hmm… that was ridiculously easy…

Bakura: *running out the front door as fast as he can*

Army Dude # N/A: GET HIM! HE NOSE THE SECRET! *shoots a Bakura with a tranq dart*

Dart: *hits Bakura's neck*

Bakura: *stops running*

Ryou: Bakura… are you ok?

Bakura: Whoa… my fingers… they can touch anything but themselves…

Ryou: *lifts Bakura on his shoulder*

Bakura: Whoa… You're saving me…

Army Dude: Fire sum more darts at him men!

Darts: *all hit Bakura as if he were a shield*

Bakura: O_O I see all… coloury…

Ryou: You make a pretty good shield…

Bakura: Thank you Mr. Kitty… *faints*

Ryou: That shut him up… ¬_¬

Head Army Dude: Dammit, he left.

Army Dudes: *all run to the left*

---At a random point in the city---

Ryou: Ok… I'm at Right Ave. and… *notices a guy walking alongside him*

Bakura: *wakes up* O_O TRISTAN!!!

Old man: What's that son?

Bakura: MEET YOUR DOOM!!!

Ryou: *watches the off-screen Bakura and old man as a wave of blood flies across him* Ummm Bakura…

Bakura: *looks at Ryou* O_O TRISTAN AGAIN!!! I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!!!

Ryou: O_O””” *runs as fast as he can away from Bakura*

Bakura: *chases after Ryou with a chainsaw*

Ryou: *notices a Dairy Queen* Great… Bakura's lactose intolerant! *run into Dairy Queen*

Bakura: *stop running at Dairy Queen's doors* O_O *enters fetal position* Soo… scary…

Ryou: *phew* With Bakura stopped at the gate, I can take a break.

DQ Man: Hiya can I take you're order?

Ryou: Yes can I… have…

DQ Man: Have what?

Ryou: God dammit Joey…

Joey: What… I need the money…

Ryou: Don't say what I think you're going to say…

Joey: Luckily for you, I quit that job.

Ryou: So this is the last chapter! O_O

Joey: Oh god no… RC probably has more planned for you. Right RC?

RC: *eating a Blizzard* *muffled words come out while he's eating*

Joey: See…

Ryou: Riiight… *checks up on Bakura*

Bakura: *gone*

Ryou: …

Joey: Are you gonna buy something or not.

Ryou: … Yea get me a cherry slushie.

Joey: I'm sorry were all out of ice.

Ryou: How is that possible… then just get me a cup of water.

Joey: We're all out of water, which is why we don't have any ice.

Ryou: How long have you been working here?

Joey: Umm… 20 minutes?

Ryou: Uh…. Huh….

Joey: Anything else I can get you?

Ryou: I'll have an ice cream cone.

Joey: I said were all out of ice… What are you an idiot?

Ryou: …

---Where ever Bakura ended up---

Bakura: *still high from the tranq darts* O_O THE SKY'S FALLING!!!

Random Bystanders: *start rioting*

Random Bystander #7: We've been waiting for some nut job to say that so we can riot. What's you're name kid?

Bakura: … Dr. Fran Sanchez

RB #7: Hey everyone lets riot our new friend here some drinks!

The other Random Bystanders: YEAAA!!!

Bakura: I'm a bran surgeon… *faints*

RB #7: Whoa… that guy's some lightweight, he didn't even drink yet…

Bakura: Blarhtiosdmx… *loses consciousness*

---Back at DQ---

Ryou: *eating a Styrofoam cup, being the most edible thing brought to him*

Joey: Look at this poor British boy…

Ryou: Umm Joey…

Joey: People like you can help this poor soul.

Ryou: Joey what are you doing?

Joey: Now if you send a dollar a day, you can help poor souls like his.

Ryou: Joey… You gave me this cup…

Joey: Call now at JOE-YST-EALS. Call now and receive a free Kooshball.

Ryou: Stop making money off of me! *kicks Joey*

Joey: You see the effects of eating Styrofoam can do to a poor soul like his?

Ryou: *Kicks Joey while he's down*

Joey: Oww… Hurt… Pain…

Ryou: I gave you $3.50 for that cup too. I got my money's worth.

Joey: *in pain bleeding* We'll be right back… after this commercial break…

Ryou: *looks back at Joey* NOOOOOO!