Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Truth or Dare.... Uh-oh! ❯ Part One ( Chapter 1 )

Sasuke-chan: Hiya! We're gunna play one of my favorite games!

Yugi: Hungry-Hungry Hippos!

Sasuke-chan: No… Truth or Dare!

Yami: Can I dare myself?

Sasuke-chan: - _ - ** Yami… no flirting…

Wizzu: C'mon, you guys! Are you all ready?

Everyone else: YEAH!

Yugi: I wanna start! Me! Pick me!

Sasuke-chan: Alright, Yugi. Go.

Yugi: Alright. Marik, Truth or Dare?

Marik: Truth.

Malik: Wussie…

Yugi: Do you like Bakura?

Marik: ………… I guess so…

Yugi: Ehehehe!

Marik: Just because he's psychotic like me! I've never met anyone as crazy!

Bakura: Is that an insult?

Marik: Of course not! Isn't being evil a good thing?

Bakura: Coming from you, I'm not so sure…

Marik: Tch…

Yugi: Marik! It's your turn!

Marik: Grrrr…. BAKURA!!! TRUTH OR DARE?!?

Bakura: DARE!! I'M ALWAYS READY FOR A CHALLENGE!

Marik: HA! I dare you to go give the Pharaoh a hug!

Bakura: What! I decline! I will not, *will not* give the bloody Pharaoh something he most certainly does not deserve!

Marik: It's a dare… you have to do it! HA HA!

Bakura: I HATE YOU MARIK!

Marik: Bleeeehhhh!

Bakura: **leaps at Marik and starts to strangle him** ARG!

Marik: ACK! **struggles to get Bakura's death grip off of his throat.** Lemmie go, you greedy Tomb Raider!

Bakura: Who are you to be calling greedy? You did everything in your power to try and get the power of the Pharaoh. You're more greedy than I am!

Marik: NOBODY CALLS ME GREEDY!

Bakura: WELL RISE AND SHINE! I JUST DID!

Yami: Do I get my hug now? o-O

Bakura and Marik: NO!! **start to beat the heck out of each other**

Joey: This should be entertaining…

Ryou: …

Otogi: I think Bakura will win this one…

Joey: Nahhh… I swear it'll be Marik. He always had it in him…

Otogi: No way! I challenge you to a game of Dungeon Dice Monsters!

Joey: Bring it on!

Otogi and Joey: **glaring at eachother with narrow eyes of fire** Grrrrrr…….

Yami: Y'know, I was really looking forward to my hug… **sigh**

Otogi, Joey, Marik, and Bakura: SHUT UP YAMI!!!

Yami: … Why? I just wanted my-

Bakura: I'm not giving you no stinkin' hug!

Yami: But Marik d-

Bakura: I DON'T CARE!

Yami: But I want my-

Bakura: SHUT UP!

Yami: But-

Mokuba: No butts, Yami. Butts are gross!

Yami: **opens his mouth to speak**

Otogi, Joey, Marik, and Bakura: NO!

Yami: But I haven't even-

Joey: Later, Yami! Ok?

Yami: But I want my-

Bakura: For the last friggin' time: I'M NOT GIVING YOU NO STUPID, HORRIBLE, STINKY OLD HUG!!!

Yami: Did you know that horrible starts with the same letter as-

Marik: PHARAOH!!!!

Yami: Um, no. Actually the word Pharaoh starts with the letter "p". Horrible starts with "h" and so does-

Bakura: ENOUGH WITH THE HUGS! YOU'RE NOT GETTING ONE!

Sasuke-chan: Ummm… Bakura? This IS Truth or Dare. Now give Yami his hug.

Bakura: NEVER!!!

Wizzu: He sure is stubborn, isn't he?

Sasuke-chan: Very… **drags Bakura over and forces him to wrap his arms around Yami**

Bakura: NOOOOO! **tries to get his arms off, but somehow… he can't.**

Marik: HAHA! I put dark magic on you so you'll be trapped forever!

Bakura: I swear, Marik! Once I get my hands on you…

Marik: You can't! Your hands are trapped!

Yami: Whee! I get my huggie! **snuggles Bakura**

Bakura: YUCK! GET OFF ME, BLOODY PHARAOH!

Marik: Somebody get the video camera, quickly! I MUST have this on tape so I can blackmail the Tomb Raider!

Bakura: You wouldn't dare! Wait a minute… isn't it my turn to say truth or dare?

Joey: Yes, Bakura. Go.

Bakura: **grins evilly** You haven't won just yet, Marik. Truth or Dare?

Marik: Huh? Me? But I just went!

Bakura: And I don't give a darn! Truth or Dare?

Marik: …

Malik: Hurry up, I want a turn.

Marik: … Truth again.

Malik: You're no fun at all, Yami.

Marik: I'm doing it because I know what'll happen if I answer dare to that moronic Tomb Raider.

Bakura: Fine then. What was the most embarrassing moment in your entire life?

Marik: … That's a hard one…

Yami: **continues to snuggle Bakura**

Marik: I guess it'd have to be the time when I had just gotten out of the shower and Malik apparently left his rubber bear on the floor. I just so happened to trip on it and fall face down onto the floor.

Joey: Hey, wasn't that the time when I was over, and you, Malik, and I-

Marik: AHHH! Keep your trap shut, Wheeler!

Joey: Huh? Why should I? You told me we would tell them-

Yugi: Tell us what, Joey?

Marik: Nothing! He was going to tell you absolutely nothing!

Malik: They were going to tell you that Joey, Marik, and I have been dating.

Marik: MALIK!

Malik: What?

Marik: YOU KNOW WHAT!

Malik: Uh-oh…

~*~ long pause as Malik has his head handed to him ~*~

Joey: He had that coming to him… -_-''

Malik: @-@ Can you tell me the story about the bunnies, mommy?

Marik: **fuming** O-O'' Grrrr…

Bakura: **snorts** You really need to consider seeing a psychiatrist.

Pegasus: Well you're in luck! I just so happened to be a pretty fair psychiatrist in my younger days before I became an archeologist!

Bakura: Oh really? Tell us, did you ever have anyone tell you that they knew someone who was severely annoying?

Pegasus: I think so. There was one time where a young man and his wife came in. The wife had some deformity in her brain caused by some accident…

Bakura: Oh, sorry. That was probably me.

Joey: Ewww…. Gross, Bakura!

Bakura: Huh? **realizes what Joey means** You baka! I'm not that twisted!

Joey: Maybe, but you are SICK!

Yugi: Sick? Bakura's sick? AHH! I'll go call a doctor!

Pegasus: Never fear! Doctor Peggie is here!

Bakura: AHHH! STAY AWAY FROM ME!

Malik: This is boring. I've got a better game! Hey, Joey!

Joey: What?

Malik: Life or Death?

Joey: Uhhh, is this like Truth or Dare?

Malik: Maybe. Life or Death?

Joey: Uh… life.

Malik: You're boring… Ryou? Life or Death?

Ryou: Life.

Malik: Hmph. Seto? Life or Death?

Seto: I'm not playing…

Malik: Sure you are! Life or Death?

Seto: I said I'm not playing!

Malik: Life or Death?

Seto: FINE! Life…

Malik: What's wrong with you people? Mokie, Life or Death?

Mokuba: Death!

Malik: YEAH, MOKIE! **pulls out a dagger and pursues to chase Mokuba throughout the house.**

Joey: I'm glad I said life…

Mokuba: EEEEEEK! BIG BROTHER! **runs around, waving his arms madly as he screams. He jumps aside as Malik takes another swipe at him.**

Ryou: Me too.

Seto: Leave Mokuba alone, Malik!

Malik: The kid said death! I'm just going by the rules.

Joey: Speaking of rules, who came up with this game?

Malik: I did!

Ryou: Figures…

Malik: **gives up on trying to catch Mokuba** Eh… Marik!

Marik: > . > Whadda ya want, now?

Malik: Life or Death?

Marik: Nice try, Malik, but I'm not going to say death.

Malik: YOU JUST DID! **runs at Marik, waving the dagger**

Marik: AHHH! **turns around and sprints away as fast as he can**

Joey: Guys, get back here! It's Marik's turn to ask Truth or Dare!

Marik: **yells from far away** Joey, Truth or Dare?

Joey: I'll go with dare…

Marik: What? I can't hear you!

Joey: I SAID DARE!

Marik: I dare you to get Malik away from me!

Joey: Coming! **runs after Marik and Malik** Stop moving so that'll make Malik stop so I can catch him!

Marik: But if I stop, he'll jump on me and stab me to death!

Malik: YOU SAID IT AGAIN!

Marik: ARG!

Joey: Stop moving!

Marik: I can't!

Joey: Yes you can!

Marik: Yes, I can, but if I do, he'll get me!

Joey: Uhhh… I got it! MALIK! DEATH!

Malik: **stops moving and looks at Joey** Huh? Where?!?

Joey: **tackles Malik to the ground** Gotcha! Dare successful!

Marik: THANK YOU! **hugs Joey… then he can't seem to get his hands off.**

Bakura: HA! Who's the one laughing now? You can't let go either! And I won't let you go until you let me go first!

Marik: BAKURA!

Bakura: MARIK!

Marik: WHAT?!?

Bakura: PEANUT BUTTER!

Marik: JELLY!

Bakura: PEANUT BUTTER IS BETTER!

Marik: It is?

Bakura: You bet!

Ryou: Those guys are hopeless…

Otogi: Not to mention brainless…

Ryou: And senseless…

Joey: Ah… Otogi!

Otogi: What?

Joey: You have thirty seconds to get rid of that word!

Otogi: Huh? What word?

Joey: That word!

Otogi: WHAT WORD?!?

Joey: The word you've said three times!

Otogi: You mean w-… Uh… "that" word?

Joey: Uh-oh! You weren't able to get rid of that word in time! Now you owe me a coke!

Otogi: But I thought you didn't like coke!

Joey: Oh yeah… How about Sprite?

Otogi: Fine.

Joey: By the way, Truth or Dare?

Otogi: Uh… dare.

Joey: I dare you to go out with Sasuke-chan!

Otogi: What?!?

Sasuke-chan: Huh? I'm too young to go dating!

Otogi: Yeah, what she said!

Joey: Otogi, a dare is a dare!

Otogi: I only will if I witness you sleeping with Malik and Marik!

Joey: HEY! That's not fair!

Otogi: I'm not going on a date until you promise me!

Malik: I don't mind. Do you, Marik?

Marik: > . > Whadda ya think?

Malik: I'll take that as you agree with me. It's ok, Joey.

Joey: **sigh** Fine…

Otogi: Ok, Sasuke-chan?

Sasuke-chan: Huh, wha?

Otogi: Truth or Dare?

Sasuke-chan: I didn't know I was playing… I'm just hosting!

Otogi: Well, we can have Wizzu host for now. She's a good hostess…

Wizzu: Wheeeeee!

Otogi: Now, Truth or Dare?

Sasuke-chan: I dunno about this…

Yugi: C'mon, Sasuke-chan! Pwease? **puppy dog eyes**

Sasuke-chan: Uhhh…

Yugi: Pweeeeaaaassee?

Sasuke-chan: Fine! Truth…

Otogi: If you had to pick one person here to slow dance with, who would it be?

Sasuke-chan: Huh? What kind of question is that?

Otogi: I'm just curious!

Sasuke-chan: Well, if it's slow dancing… Bakura, Marik, Joey, Yugi, Tristan, and you are out of the question. Yugi is too short, Bakura and Marik would probably try to do something sick to me… And you, Joey, and Tristan would just trip over your own feet.

Otogi: I would not!

Sasuke-chan: That leaves Pegasus, Yami, Ryou, Odion, and Malik left. I don't think I'd want to dance with Pegasus… And I doubt that Yami or Odion know how to dance… And that leaves either Ryou or Malik.

Ryou: But I'm no dancer!

Sasuke-chan: Well, if I said Ryou, Wizzu would murder me…

Wizzu: ^-^

Sasuke-chan: … So I guess I'd go with Malik.

Malik: M-m-me?

Sasuke-chan: You're the best choice…

Malik: **blushes**

Marik: Before you even ask, Malik… No.

Malik: Awwwww…. Please?!?

Marik: No! You have Joey and me! You don't need another one!

Malik: I wuv you, Yami!

Marik: **twitch**

Sasuke-chan: ANYWAY! Um… Pegasus, Truth or Dare?

Pegasus: Oh boy! Dare! Darie, dare, dare!

Sasuke-chan: I dare you to go parachuting.

Pegasus: OH BOY! **runs out the door immediately**

Sasuke-chan: That was easy…

Joey: Too easy as a matter of fact…

Stay tuned for Part Two!