Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Undying Light ❯ .ICE. ( Chapter 5 )

SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT!!
THIS IS 6 PAGES LONG.
THAT IS VERY LONG FOR ME!!!
bakurasgirl: Anzu is not the Idiot Dog Girl, maybe later we can see some Anzu bashing...
Yugi-Closet-fan: I know, the world needs more Joey/Seto!!
Kakarots-Frying-Pan: What is wrong with Seto will be unveiled soon.
FireCat: The lack of detail is because, the chapters so far have took place more in the mind, then in the real world, because of this fact everything is more or less thoughts, and not always complete. The following chapters should seem more detail than the others.
Kaneda-Shotaro and Yami Tetsuo: O_O;;
Dragondreamer Yami Dragon: here it is, CHAPTER 5!!
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IDIOT DOG LADY AND FUN WITH ICE

/seto/
//idiot dog lady//



Seto and Joey walk down the street, looking for somewhere to grab a slice of pizza. Joey spotted a small little place called Oscar's.
"There!" Joey said, pointing at Oscar's.
"Ok," replied Seto "But I want to get something for us, at another store, I'll meet you at Oscar's."
"What are you going to get?"
"It's a surprise!"
"Oh, ok."
Joey crossed the street, entered Oscar's, and got on line to order the slices of pizza. Seto on the other hand kept on walking towards a pet shop called Petopia. Seto grinned as he entered the small pet shop, they should have just what he was looking for. He walked over to the cash register to ask where, what he wanted was.
"May I help you, sir?" asked a tall 40 year old man.
"Yes, where might I find your selection of dog collars?" asked Seto.
"See those stairs over there?"
"Yah."
"Well walk down 'em and to your right is the dog section."
"Thanks."
"No, problemo."
Seto followed the man's instructions, and walked down the stairs. Here he found a vast verity of supplies for taking care of pets, from food dishes to fish bowls.
"Need help?" asked a young female voice from behind Seto
"Wha?" Seto turned around to see a girl a few years younger than him, standing right behind him.
"I said 'you need any help?' "
"Yes I do, where are your dog collars?"
"Right over here" she said, pointing at a wall full of collars.
"Thanks."
"What kinda dog do you have?I luv dogs. Doggy, doggy, DOGS!!!!HAHAHA!!!!!I LOVE UM!!YAH!!!!"
Seto stared at the idiot dog lady in horror.
/what the hell is up with her?/
"DOGS!!!!YAH!!!!! anyway what kind yah got, huh?huh?HUH? is it a wittle cootie wooty hotdog puppy doggy?oh I wuv dem wittle hottywatty doggywoggys!!!
"I....uh have a very special dog, he's ..pretty...big."
The girl blushed, and stared at Seto.
//IS HE FLIRTING WITH ME!!!!!!!!I THINK HE IS ALMOST AS CUTE AS LITTLE PUPS//
/Now which oh these would fit around Joey's neck?/
"what color hair does your puppy have?" asked the Idiot Dog Girl.
//HA, if he's flirting he will have trouble!!//
"huh?"
//HA//
Seto bit down on his lip in realization of what she thought he had said.
/shit/
"Blonde."
"WH-AT?" the girl said(she is stuuupid)
//...........LIES!!!!//
"Blonde" Seto replied, gulping.
//he is trying to get away, but he finds me to hot to move....oh yah!!!the blonde thing is to distract me from the truth.//
"I like movies do you?" asked the girl.
"yah, they are ok."
/shit, shit, shit!!!must get out to Joey!!!!/
Seto grabbed a black leather collar which he thought would fit Joey and started to walk back to the staircase.
//wah???what's going on???what about me and my hotness//
The girl stood there shocked, and unable to move.

***

Seto opened the door to Oscar's and ran to the table where Joey was sitting, he through the Petopia bag containing the collar down onto his seat and sat right on it.
"OW!" Seto shouted.
"What?" Joey asked.
"I sat on our gift."
"will it be all right?"
"yah don't worry."
"so you going to tell me what it is?"
"Would it still be a surprise if I told you?"
"No, I guess not," Joey sighed, and continued eating, then after looking at Seto's face he out down his slice "What happened to you?"
"It's a long story."
"and I have a lot of time."
"If I do, you will figure out what the gift is."
"can't you tell me a little?"
"I guess I sort of could, there was this girl working at the store I bought our gift at, and she thought I was flirting with her, but I wasn't. Anyway she was really dumb too, kind of like Anzu, I barely escaped alive!"
"Wow, sounds like you went through hell and back."
"Yah."
What Seto saw next almost gave him a heart attack, the idiot dog girl had entered the building!!!
/AHHHHH!!!!/
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/seto/
//joey//
///girl///
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"Joey?"
"yah?"
"Look behind me, that girl, it's her, the idiot!"
"uh oh."
The girl looked around oscar's, for somewhere to sit. ///Look it's the cute boy from the store, I'll sit with him and his friend, but first I'll get on line and order my pizza then I'll surprise him!!///
Just from the look on her face Joey and Seto could tell what she was thinking about.
"We've got to think of something to get her not to sit here, Seto."
Seto bit down on his lip and thought.
/what to do....what to do...../
Seto looked at his cup of soda which gave him an idea, he took out one piece of ice from the cup and started rubbing it between two of Joey's fingers with his own finger, Joey softly moaned.
"What if some one else sees us, Seto?"
"We're in the corner, and only someone looking really hard at us can see the ice."
"You sure?"
"Yes."
Joey smiled, trying to surpass a loud moan that was crawling up his throat. The girl glanced over at Seto and Joey.///What is that?A piece of ice?is he.....his...boyfriend???........blonde?.....was the collar for him???.....no..No..NO!!!!...get a grip....he probably has a cut...yah a cut///
the girl smiled and minded her own business.
"Seto?" Joey said under his breath
"what?"
"I don't think she buying it."
"Show her how you feel."
" 'k "
When the girl looked over again, and saw Joey closed eyes and a grin on his face. ///no blood....no cut....he's having a good time.../// Joey made a very low moan, which no one heard. ///he's moaning with pleasure...ughh...that freak....GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELF!!!!the other guy is yours....mine....is that guy drooling???///
"Stop drooling Joey, I think she gets the point."
"I was just expressing how I feel."
"Save it for tonight."
"I can stay at your house?"
"For as long as you want."
//I love him so much...//
"Thanks, Seto."
The door of Oscar's opened again, and Yugi and Honda entered.
They both noticed Seto and Joey sitting in the corner right away, and started walking towards them.
"What are you two doing?" Honda asked, bewildered.
"You see that girl standing in line?" Joey said.
"Yah." Yugi said.
"Well Seto was buying something at a store and she thought Seto had the hots for her, but he doesn't."
"Yah, and not to mention she's pretty stupid." Snarled Seto.
"Oh, ok. But what does that have to do with the ice Joey?" Yugi asked.
"Well we think she is going to try and flirt with Seto."
"Which would not be tolerable." Seto said.
"So we were trying to get her to stop liking to Seto, by pretending to be boyfriends."
"Like Boyfriend...." Honda said
"Yes like that, you know you could help us out and not just stand around." Seto said.
"Sure, what ever we can do." Yugi said, seeming to except this much easier than Honda.
"Thanks." Seto said, handing Yugi a cube of ice.
Yugi and Honda, copied Seto and Joey easily.
/this must look really funny.../
The girl paid for her slice of pizza and soda, and turned around, starting to walk towards Seto, Joey, Honda, and Yugi.
///I CAN DO THIS!!!I CAN DO THIS!!!.......What the HELL???!!!are they all...///
Her jaw hung open, one eyebrow raised, and ran out the door in confusion screaming "DOGS ARE CUTE!!!HAHAHAHA!!!"
Outside she ran into Anzu.
"I LIKE DOGS TOO!!DOG ARE LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!" Anzu said.
"YEAH!!!!DOGS" said the idiot dog lady(girl, person)
The two ran onto the street, not to be heard of by anyone for a while.Hopefully.
Seto, Joey, Yugi, and Honda all laughed from inside of Oscar's.
"It's was great seeing you guys and having a good laugh, But I've got to go home." Honda said.
"See yah Honda" Joey and Yugi said.
"Bye" Seto said.
Honda got up and walked out the door, waving goodbye to everyone one last time before turning and leaving.
"You two want to take a walk?" Yugi asked.
"Sure" Seto said, loosing up, into his normal self.
"Ok." Joey said.

***

Seto, Joey, and Yugi walked together in the park, Yugi stopped under a tree and sat down on the grass, Joey and Seto did the same after Yugi did.
"Seto, Joey?" asked Yugi.
"Yes?" The two lovers replied.
"You two really do love each other....it wasn't a joke, was it?"
"No." Seto said.
"Oh, it's good you said it was a joke to Honda, it didn't seem like he even felt comfortable with it as a joke."
"Yah, I know that, if he hadn't have been that way I might have told him." Joey said.
"Yugi, don't tell anyone, about us, please." Seto said.
"Ok," Yugi said "You know, you two make a great couple."
With that he got up, and started walking away.
"I should head home to the game shop!See yah!" Yugi said from over his shoulder.
"We should be getting home too." Seto said.
"Ok." Joey said, and kissed Seto on the lips.


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YAH!!!
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6:
(first mm.org chapter!!)
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