Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Off the top of my head!! ( Chapter 1 )

Marik: *pants hard out in psychoness need for boobs* "MUST…have…BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!"

Ryou walks in… "I don't have boobs but I have a penis!"

Marik: "I want boobs not penises!!" *starts lighting things on fire, including Ryou's t-shirt*

Ryou: "AAAHH! AAAHHHHRRRGGGHHH!!!! FIRE….THE PAIN!!!!"

Yami walks in… "Where there's fire, there's Yami, and that's me!!" *starts Irish dancing…*

Téa soon comes in after Yami…NAKED. "OOOhh!!! I love Irish dancing!! AND I LOVE FIRE!! Light me on fire, Marik!!!" Téa cries, running up to him and covering herself in petrol.

Marik: "No way in hell! You've got boobs! Give me them, now!!!!!" *laughs evilly*

Ryou: "Don't be so quick to…walk away…dance with me…I wanna rock your body…to the break of day….dance with meeeeee!!!!" *starts dancing in a way that's between Michael Jackson and Justin Timberlake*

Joey soon joins in… "Hey Marik, do you want some ice cream?"

Marik: "Nooo!!!! Get it away! Get it away!!!! Booobs!!!!!! *starts to take his clothes off*

Mai: "OOoHhhOoOH!!!! Party at Marik's house!!!!!!" *shoves her boobs in Marik's face and he starts to lick them*

Yami Yugi: "I'm going to Pakistan to eat black cats and shave my pubic hairs!!!"

Téa while on fire… "Me too!!!!!! Wait for me my awesome friend! I love all of you, friends friends friends you can all do it my friends!!!!" *grows flippers and swims to Pakistan with Yami Yugi*

Whytney comes along just before Téa and Yami swim through the floor to Pakistan… "I hate you Mai! Fuck off and leave Marik alone! I have better boobs than you ever will!"

Suddenly giant purple potatoes start to fall from the sky, Whytney shoves Mai out the window with a vacuum cleaner and she gets squashed by a potato. "Take that, you blonde piece of scody shit!" *starts victory dancing and takes off her clothes*

Marik: *starts masturbating seeing Whytney take off her clothes and seeing her boobs flop out*

Ryou: *Does the same*

Joey: "Sunshine lollipops and rainbows shining brightly…" *sings merrily while playing a Hurdy Gurdy* (unusual French musical instrument).

Everyone: *Starts' dancing to celebrate the death of Mai and that everyone is now naked*

Ryou, Marik, Whytney, Joey: *has orgy on the floor while thanking the leprechaun for his blue socks*

Leprechaun: *in high pitched scary evil voice* "EEEEEEHHEEEHEHEEEHHHEEEEE!!!! *in Arnold Swartzeneger voice* "I'll be back…" *disappears in puff of purple smoke*

Ryou, Marik, Whytney, Joey: *finishes orgy*

Ryou: *lights up joint, takes a puff*

Joey: *starts wanking while getting high*

Whytney: *starts to jump up and down on Marik's indoor trampomolineamajig* "WEEEE!!!!!! BOOOUNNNCCEEEE!!!!!!"

Marik: "I can see your BOOOOOBIEEEEEEES!!"

Leprechaun: *appears again* "Sup ya'll?" *lifts eyebrows and nods head upwards like a homie G*

Joey: *Keeps wanking*

Ryou: "Marik you skank! Come and get high with me!"

Marik: "Let me take my ecstasy first!" *hands everyone an ecstasy tablet then takes puff of Ryou's joint*

Everyone: *slides down the rainbow into the pot of gold with the stoned Leprechaun and starts eating flowers shouting "YYAAAYYY!!! I AM FREEE!! I LOVE MYSELF!!!*

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Whytney: So what did you think of that? It all came from the first things that came to my head!

Marik, Joey, and Ryou: It rocked!

Joey: Yeah you have nice boobs

Marik: You're telling me!

Whytney: It was only made up…

Ryou: But it seemed so real! Although I don't think drugs are really my thing…

Whytney: -_-;; Well, I can have whatever I want in my story!

Téa: That's right guys, she's our friend and friends support their friends, isn't that right guys?

Whytney: *smashes Téa over the head with baseball bat*

30 minutes later…

Téa: *wakes up with huge lump on the back of her head*

Yugi: "Go to Hell Tea, go back to Pakistan."

Whytney: *sweatdrops* "Maybe I should properly end this story now…"

Joey: "But it's getting good again!"

Whytney: "Well you're just gonna have to wait until the next chapter, aren't you! If I get reviews from my wikked readers then we might have some more fun, but until then…" *gives them all a kiss (except for Téa) and closes her almighty powerful book of Yu-Gi-Oh stories.

Please R&R!!!!! ^-^ I hope that wasn't too lame…but R&R and you might get some more if you like it! Let me know what you think!! Pe@ce...