Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ A Trip to the Magical land of Marshmallow TV sets! ( Chapter 2 )

HEY MAN F_C_D2003…YOU ARE DA SH*T!!!!!!!!!! Since I got some reviews I decided to make some more to it…SO….here goes nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pe@ce... ^-^

Note: I AM MANICALLY INSANELY IN LOVE WITH RYOU, JOEY AND MARIK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes I know I have a weird fascination with Irish things…i.e. the Leprechaun, the Irish dancing and in this fic, the Irish flute…

Whytney: Hey guys here's the second part to our wikked story!!

Ryou, Marik & Joey: *jumps up and down wildly* "Can we start now?!!!"

Whytney: "Geeze…whatta you guys been smokin'?"

Ryou: "Oh we got high with that Leprechaun at exactly 2323238256451.5 minutes ago."

Whytney: -_-;; "that's very scientific talk for a stoner there…Ryou…"

Ryou: *grins with eyes closed into little slits*

Whytney: "…Marik, should we go and gatecrash Seto's party?"

Marik: "Sounds like a great idea!" *evil laf*

Whytney: "Right, let's go!"

458896666.2 seconds later…(according to Ryou)

Everyone: *stumbles into Kaiba's mansion and finds him having a cocktail party with his fine friends from Kaiba Corp. Seto turns to see them all…horrified…*

Seto: "What in the name of Ra are you all doing here?!" *stares down at three foot high green leprechaun with blue socks and a joint in his mouth*

Joey: "I love you Kaiba…come and slide down the rainbow with us all and get naked and run free with only a leaf covering your pink bits!!" *starts to play an Irish flute*

Seto: *throws glass of Martini over his shoulder and hits Mai in the head with it* "Screw this gay ass party! Let's go and get wasted!" *rips off all clothes*

Whytney: o_O *amazed* "So where are we going again?"

Ryou: "According to my calculations…the rainbow is…rightoverthere!"

Marik: "We don't need your stoner-ass calculations to find the rainbow, Bakura! We're already on it!!!!" *looks down at the ground and sees that it is all different colours*

Everyone: O_O! *freaks out* "How did that happen?!"

Marik: -_-;; *rolls eyes* "Hey look, it's a fairy!" *points at an obesely fat elf sitting on a chocolate cake having a cigarette*

Leprechaun: *lights up joint* "This is my fattest friend called Custard. Say hello Custard…no…NO! Custard, be nice!!!!"

Custard: *lashes out with salivating fangs and growls like an inhumane beast* "Get away from me you betraying piece of green shit!"

Everyone except Leprechaun…: -_-;;

Whytney: "Maybe we should leave them be for a while…"

Everyone: *continues to slide down the glittering path of the rainbow until they fall into the pot of gold at the end, there they find Yugi having a bath*

Joey: "Yugi?! What the hell are you doing here? I thought you were in Pakistan?!"

Yugi: *rolls eyes* "Pfft, no! That was Téa that went back to Pakistan. That place is a shithole! Hey what the fuck is Kaiba doing here?"

Seto: "Hey, I'm still naked! Whytney…" *playful growl*

Whytney: -_-;; "You want me to get naked, Seto?"

Seto: *nods and licks lips*

Whytney: "Okay! But only if Marik and Ryou and Joey all get naked tooooo!!!"

Marik, Ryou & Joey: *gets naked* "Where to now, oh sexy one?!" *lifts Whytney up and carries her around in aimless circles*

Whytney: "Uh…you can put me down now. Let's go into the magical land of marshmallow television sets!" *leaps down from their arms and grows wings out of her toes and flies to the magical marshmallow television set land which is high upon a cloud under the sea…*

Precisely 23658890222222222220.99999999999999999999999 seconds later…(According to Seto's hydromechanical diddly-boppity doo-daa machine that tells time. Of course Ryou ingeniously disagreed.)

Marik: *starts humping giant marshmallow lamp post*

Whytney: "No, Marik! Down boy!"

Marik: "Woof!" *pants like a dog*

Seto: "Why don't we all go and buy some fizzy-fanta mudshake doodidly thingys?"

Everyone: *looks at Seto as if to say "Uh like HELL NO! Get a life…geeze…fizzy-fanta mudshake doodidly thingys are for like one thousand year olds!*

Seto: *starts crying*

Joey: "There there, let's go bounce up and down on the sparkling glove of woolly mammoths!" *warps into SuperJoey and flies to the sparkling glove of woolly mammoths*

Whytney: o_O *confused*

Marik: -_- *bored*

Ryou: O_O *high*

Joey: ^_^ *flying happily with Seto under his wing*

Seto: *_* *scared shitless*

Whytney: "Enough of the faces already! I'm going to go and jump into the squiddly pool of jelly slush. Who's with me?" *pushes chest out in triumph*

Mai: "Oh no you don't!" *whips down and grabs Whytney by the armpits and takes off with her again*

Whytney: "What the fuck? How the hell did you get into my story?!"

Mai: "Hey don't look at me you're the one that decided it to be like this…by the way…these SuperMai pants are really starting to ride up my ass…" *pulls SuperMai pants out of ass*

Whytney: "Well, you can like drop me now because according to my calculations, Ryou is about to open up his arms to catch me…riiiiight….now! Later, SuperMai!" *falls, plummeting to the ground in doom*

Ryou: *holds arms open to catch Whytney…but then decides to light a cone*

Whytney: *still plummeting*

Ryou: *getting wasted*

Whytney: *still plummeting*

Ryou: *still getting wasted*

Whytney: "AAAARrrgggh!!!! Ryou you motherfucker, catch me!!!!!" *falls to the ground and rebounds off random marshmallow*

Marik: "EEeEEHehhehheheheeeee!!!" *cannonballs into Squiddly Pool of Jelly Slush*

Joey: *decides to change course and dive into the jelly slush too, with Seto*

Seto: "AAAHHHH! Joey you crazy bastard ass homo!!" *shuts eyes tight and holds on for dear life*

Everyone: *lands with a giant SQUELCH!!!! In the Squiddly Pool of Jelly Slush*

Yugi: *struts up to the poolside with two giant blonde supermodels that are about 10 feet tall* "Joey, I demand your penis enlarger this instant!"

Joey: *looks up, pulls penis enlarger out of his ear and continues to frolic and play with Whytney's boobies*

Marik: *gets jealous* "Hey! Those are MY BOOBIES!!!!!" *makes a dive for Joey and starts to tweeze his pubic hairs off*

Joey: *screams in pain*

Ryou: *leaps over to Whytney and starts to kiss her*

Seto: *starts to do roly-polys in the sky*

The Ground: *starts to fall inwards and sucks everyone into it*

Everyone: "AAAARRGGGHHH!!!" *gets knocked out in the process*

Exactly 7856543513758 seconds later…(according to Joey counting on his fingers…of course Seto and Ryou ingeniously disagree…)

Whytney: *wakes up. BlinkBlinkBlink* "What the hell? We're back at my place!" *looks around and finds Marik, Ryou, Joey and Seto lying on their backs covered in marshmallows and jelly slush*

Ryou, Marik, Joey and Seto: *wakes up*

Marik: "That was sooooooooooo funnnn!!!" *latches onto Whytney and hugs her*

Whytney: -_-;; "You are soooo obsessed with boobs and now hugs too?"

Marik: "Yeah, you gotta problem wit dat?" *evil glare*

Whytney: *yelps* "Nope!"

Everyone: *laxes out on Whytney's couch, still naked, getting high and having 69er orgies*

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Whytney: ^_^ "Now wasn't that fun?!"

Seto: "For my first trip to Whytney's Imagination Land then it was pretty wikked yeah I must agree with you there."

Ryou: "Why do I always have to get high? I have incredibly bloodshot eyes now…"

Joey: "Because you're insane and creepy and believe that Leprechauns exist when you are stoned."

Whytney: "Uh Joey, the Leprechaun is sitting right next to you."

Joey: *girlish scream*

Marik: *yawns and cuddles up to Whytney*

Whytney: "Yeah well it's getting kinda late anyway…I should probably put you guys to bed."

Marik, Joey, Seto and Ryou: *Whines*

Whytney: -_-;; "FINE, I'll read you a bedtime story first. What will it be tonight?"

Seto: "Can't we just watch porn?"

Whytney: *rolls eyes* "I'm gonna stop this here boys. Goodnight I'll see you whenever another random adventure pops into my head alright?"

Everyone: "Alriiiiiiight." *sighs then all kiss Whytney on the cheeks and lips (in Marik's case her boobs too)*

Whytney: "Goodnight! Love you all!"

Them: "Goodnight, we love you too Whytney!!"

Marik: ^_~ "I'll be seein' you next time." *playful horny look*

Ryou: *rubs eyes BlinkBlinkBlink* "Goodnight sexiest-girl-in-the-world." *blows kisses* (He's so romantic)

Seto: "Yeah whatever I'm going to watch porn."

Joey: *points fingers at her and winks and makes that cocky clicking sound with his tongue*

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yayyyy! Second chapter up!! Plz R&R all you reviewers rock man!!