Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ We're coming Yami!! o_O ( Chapter 6 )

ATTENTION: THIS STORY CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING: PSYCHO CAMEL RIDING, NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES, MORE SPECIAL GUESTS, LOTS OF GLOMPING AND PSYCHO SECURITY GUARDS!!!! (Lucky me, I get Bakura!! :-P!!! ^_^ course I own don't him, but hell, I wish I did!!! *drools*)

***************************************

Psycho_Girl: Alright alright alright alright!!!!!!! I'm not gonna piss around doing an introduction here coz we've got HEAPS to get on with alright?!! ALRIGHT!!!!

Ryou: *looks scared*

Marik: Hmmm… she's nearly as psycho as me…

Psycho_Girl: *rolls eyes* Hence my name, Marik!!!!! ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!

******************************

Everyone: *is running like maniacs through the streets of ancient Cairo*

*suddenly two random girls come screaming and running towards us like someone is chasing them… they don't see where they are going and smash into Yugi and Marik*

Marik: For Ra's sake you should watch where you are going sometimes

Random girl 1: I'm so sorry!! My name's Mary Ann, we're being chased by homicidal maniacs!!! You gotta help us!!!!!!!!!!!!! *latches onto Marik*

Random girl 2: Yeah!! They're gonna kill us! Kill us I tell ya!!!! WAAAAA!!!!!! *holds onto Yugi and doesn't let go*

F_D_C: Ryou, I'm scared *holds onto Ryou*

Psycho_Girl: Okay well tell us who you are and you can come with us. We're on a mission to find the pharaoh's palace.

Mary Ann: Well, you already know who I am!

Random girl 2: I'm Emiri!

L_W: I WANT MY YAMIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!!

Emily: I've already got mine ^_^ *huggles Joey*

Joey: ^_^

Malik: Okay, where to now? Tomb robber! You should know! You've been here before!

Bakura: Errm… uh… um…. Hehe… n_n;;

Psycho_Girl: OMG!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALL SOOOOOOOO THICK!!!!!!!! Look… why don't we just ASK someone?!!?!

Everyone: o_O

Seto: She's going to seizure any minute now

Mokuba: Not before I do!! *starts twitching violently inside his straightjacket*

Marik: You nitwits! Why don't we kill two scorpions with one spear here… let's go and rent some camels and ask the guides where the palace is? That way we'll find out where we're going and not have to walk the whole way at the same time.

Psycho_Girl: WOAH! BRAINY!!!!!!!!! O_O

Marik: I know

Emiri: Let's go then!!!

*everyone makes their way to a camel hiring place and pays two and a half cents to hire a camel*

Yugi: Excuse me… do you know where the palace is?

Camel guy: About 5 miles THAT way… *points to a blue palace in the distance behind the pyramids*

Everyone: *slaps foreheads* WHY DIDN'T WE SEE THAT?!?!!!! *starts their journey to the palace and finally makes it*

F_D_C: Um… how do you suppose we get past THEM?!?!! *points to huge muscly buff security guards standing at the palace gates*

Psycho_Girl: CCCCHHHAAARRRRRGGGGGGEEEE!!!!!!!! BAKURA, I SUGGEST YOU HOLD ON REALLY TIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes her camel go psycho and gallops straight into the guards and jumps with a mighty leap over the gates*

Bakura: *holds on tightly behind Psycho_Girl* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: Please tell me we aren't going to do that F_D_C *holds onto F_D_C around the waist real tightly so he almost suffocates her*

F_D_C: YOU BETCHA!!!!!!! YYEEEEEEEEE HHHHHHAAAAWWWW!!!!!!! *does the same as Psycho_Girl*

Ryou: O_O WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

Guards: HEY! COME BACK HERE! TRESSPASSERS!

Everyone: *quickly commands their camels to jump over the gates like the others did*

Marik: Man, these camels must be really unfit… *looks at camel that is hyperventilating and eventually collapses with exhaustion*

Everyone: *Shrugs and starts running for their lives as their notice two inhumanely huge men on the rampage towards them*

L_W: I'M COMING YAMIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! *gets caught* NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho_Girl, F_D_C, Emiri, Yugi, Emily and Mary Ann: *gets captured too*

Psycho_Girl: SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVEEEEEE MMMMMMEEEEEEEEE BAKURA!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU I DON'T WANNA DIE YET!!!!!!! WWWWWWWWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

F_D_C: RYYYYYOOOOUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! *cries and screams*

Emily: NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!! JJJJOOOOOOEEEEYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! AARRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary Ann: MARIK!!!!

Emiri: YUGI!!! Oh wait, you're right here too ^_^

Ryou: WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?????!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: *starts attacking guards* Do what I'm doing, hikari!!!!!!

Ryou: *starts going psycho at the guards*

*the people who get captured are bound at the feet and wrists and taken to a dungeon deep below the palace basement… ;_;*

Psycho_Girl: *starts ripping at the ropes with her teeth and eventually gets them undone and unties everyone else* What the hell are we going to do?! Where the hell is Bakura?!! I miss him already!!!!! Wwwwwaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

F_D_C: *is bawling her eyes out in want for Ryou*

L_W: I AM THE PHARAOH'S QUEEN!!!!!!! THIS IS ABSURD!!!!!!!!!!! *is going crazy trying to pull down the bars that surround them in the dungeon*

Emiri: *glomps Yugi*

Yugi: ^_^

*in the near distance, the hostages hear familiar voices whispering and crashing around nearby…*

Joey: AARRGH!!

Bakura: *whispering* shut it! You don't want us to get caught do you?!

Joey: Marik landed on my leg and practically broke it! Owww!

Ryou: Come on! I wanna get my F_D_C back!! ;_;

Malik: Well hurry up! This way!

*follows Malik and they finally find the hostages in the dungeon*

Hostages: *squealing fits*

Psycho_Girl: *kisses Bakura through the metal bars*

F_D_C: *does the same with Ryou*

Malik: *whispering* you gotta be quiet! We're gonna get you outa here alright!

Yugi: *to Psycho_Girl* Can't you get us outa here? You're the authoress here!

Psycho_Girl: I have no control over my fic remember!!

Yugi: o_O oh… right

Malik: I'm gonna go and find something to pick this lock with.

Marik: Why don't you just use the Millennium Rod?

Malik: o_O I don't know why I didn't think of that…

*meanwhile, Seto is trying to find Mokuba…*

Seto: Mokuba! What in Ra's name are you doing?!! *finds Mokuba rolling around on the floor in his straightjacket in Yami's throne room, frothing at the mouth and yelling disturbing words at him*

Yami: I actually find this quite amusing *chuckles to self* it's nice to see you again, Kaiba.

Guards: *suddenly appear from nowhere and carry Mokuba off to the execution chamber for being rude to the Pharaoh*

Seto: NOOOOOO!!! MOKUBA!!!!

NOTE: Hey Mary Ann and Emiri I hope you liked that ^_^ man this is really starting to get fun!!

NEXT CHAPTER: Seto tries to save Mokuba from being killed, me and F_D_C and the rest all escape and rejoice with our bishies ^________^, the camels get revenge and Ryou gets stung by a scorpion… lol