Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Horseriding, ancient egypt, getting lost... and lots of glomping!!!! ^_^ ( Chapter 5 )

ATTENTION: THIS STORY CONTAINS THE FOLLOWING: PSYCHO HORSE RIDING, TIMEWARPS, PEGASUS J. CRAWFORD *shudder* A COUPLE OF SPECIAL GUESTS AND LOTS OF FANGIRL/CHARACTER INTERACTION!!!! (Lucky me, I get Bakura!! :-P!!! ^_^ course I don't him, but hell, I wish I did!!! *drools*)

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Malik: *taps foot and looks at watch* Where is she? I thought she'd be here by now…

Bakura: She had better show up… I'm not going to squash my nuts on the back of a hairy animal without her… I'm only doing this to make her happy! I despise horses…

Ryou: I hope she brings F_D_C2003 with her… *blushes at the thought*

Seto: I'm not waiting around any longer… let's just roll the fic!

Pegasus: How the hell do you expect to roll the fic without a host?

Seto: *rolls eyes* WE can be the hosts you silver-haired, one-eyed pornstar and if you ever call me Kaiba-Boy again I will scare the living shit out of you!!!!!!

Bakura: Hey look! Who is that?! O_O

Psycho_Girl: *appears in puff of smoke in black lingerie with F_D_C2003 in white lingerie and a magic genie at their side* AAAARrrgggh!!!! What the heck am I doing dressed like this?!?!!!

Bakura & Ryou: *gets hard* O_O

Psycho_Girl: I demand you put us back into normal clothes!!!

Bakura: No don't!

Psycho_Girl: Yes do!

Ryou: No don't!

F_D_C: Uh….?

Seto: For crying out loud you two put some clothes on!

F_D_C: Just because YOU'RE gay Seto!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: *ahem* Genie…

Genie: Oh, right! *puts normal clothes on F_D_C and Psycho_Girl*

Bakura & Ryou: *whining* AAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: Let's go horsey riding!!!

Everyone except Bakura: YAY!!!!

Everyone runs off in the direction of a random nearby farm and chooses a horse to go riding on…

Psycho_Girl: My horse is pwetty!!!!!! *pats horse's neck*

Bakura: *is getting squashed nuts*

Ryou: *is scared*

Seto: *thinks he's da man on his little 3 foot high pony*

Yugi: *takes in the view of the world from his Mt. Everest high horse*

F_D_C: Up, up, and away!!!!!!! *starts galloping through the forest*

Everyone: *follows*

Pegasus: AAAARrrgggh!!! I'm gonna fall!!!!!! *falls off, breaking his neck in the process*

Seto: *laughing evilly* MUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *retreats away on little pony with his feet dragging on the ground*

At the end of the day…at Kaiba's mansion…

Mokuba: *is putting bandages on his wounds from being trodden on numerous times*

Psycho_Girl: *is hooking up with Bakura*

F_D_C: *is hooking up with Ryou*

Pegasus: *is in hospital*

Joey: Hey, where are Yugi and Yami?

Door: *opens and Yami and Yugi drag themselves in and collapse on the floor*

F_D_C: What happened to them?

Yami: We got lost and then a giant blue bear attacked Yugi thinking that his hair was prey…

Yugi: *is still passed out*

Psycho_Girl: HEY! I ALMOST FORGOT!!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAA!!! We have two special guests joining us in our adventure today… *a-ahem…*

Everyone: WHO?!?!?!?

Psycho_Girl: Presenting… da da da da da da da da da da da da DDDAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! Lady_Washu_of_Evil!!!!!!! AND…. Da da da da da da da da da da da da da DAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Emily!!!!!!!!

Lady_Washu & Emily: *struts in with extreme grace*

Joey: *jaw drops at sight of Emily*

Psycho_Girl: HIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

L_W & Emily: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps Psycho_Girl* heheheheeeee!!! *spots Yami sitting in a sexy position in the corner on a couch* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!! IT'S YAMI!!!!!!! I DIDN'T KNOW HE WUZ GONNA BE HERE!!!!!!!!! *runs to glomp*

Yami: *thinking to self* Brace yourself Yami… it's just another couple of rabid fangirls coming your way…

Emily: OMG! AND JOEY!!!!!!! Am I seeing things? Are these REALLY the YGO stars?!!!

Mokuba: Duh!

Emily: *squeals while jumping up and down*

Joey: *Drools*

L_W: *is giving Yami seductive looks*

Yami: *is trying to deny that he is getting turned on*

Psycho_Girl: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!!! NEW IDEA PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! Let's go… errm…

F_D_C: Shopping!

Emily: Swimming!

L_W: Bungee humping!

Seto: Err, that's Bungee JUMPING, L_W.

Malik: Guh… fuck it. Let's got to Egypt.

Everyone: o_O YAY!

Psycho_Girl: Uh, how do you suppose we get there, Malik?

Malik: You tell me, you evil, EVIL authoress!

Bakura: Not to mention sexy… *growl*

Yami: AND sugar high… *rolls eyes*

Psycho_Girl: FINE! LET'S FLY TO EGYPT!!!!!!! *silvery-blue angel wings sprout out of her back*

Seto: To do…?

Psycho_Girl: EGYPTY STUFF!!!! ^___________^

Everyone suddenly grows angel wings of different colours out of their backs and randomly starts flying to Egypt… they land in the desert and it is extremely hot and they have no food or water… WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: *angel wings disappear and he is plummeting down to the ground and will land on top of a pyramid painfully*

Everyone else: *lands inelegantly on the ground and gets mouthfuls of sand. Wings disappear*

Psycho_Girl: Hey… where did Bakura go?!

Suddenly everyone hears a piercing scream come from the top of the pyramid where Bakura landed… on his nuts… ~_~

Psycho_Girl: O_O!!!!!!!! Bakura!!!!!!! Fucking Ra… how's he gonna get down?!?!

Malik: Need I remind you… you're the authoress; you can make anything happen in this fic…

Psycho_Girl: Oh yeah!! ^_^ *snaps fingers and a very sore Bakura appears holding his crotch before crumbling to the ground in a heap*

F_D_C: I'm sooooooooooo glad my wittle Ryou is okay!!! ^____^ *glomps Ryou*

L_W: Well…. NOW THAT WE'RE HERE… what do you suppose we do?

Psycho_Girl: LET'S GO TO ANCIENT EGYPT!!!!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!

L_W: I can be the Pharaoh's queen!!!! ^_________^ *gazes at Yami dreamily*

Yami: *whistles innocently looking away*

Marik: *heaves a sigh* Time's waiting… *looks at watch impatiently*

Psycho_Girl: FINE!!!!!!! *umbrellas appear in everyone's hands like Mary Poppins* (A/N: this is totally random, but just thinking of Mary Poppins, can you imagine Marilyn Manson singing "Just a Spoonful of Sugar"?!?!!!! How funny would that be?!?!!)

Everyone: *randomly floats away holding umbrellas and get sucked into a timewarp which has swirling psychedelic colours going through it*

Mokuba: *starts shaking violently curled up holding his legs inside the timewarp* ALL THESE COLOURS….. THEY'RE SPINNING ME OUT MAN!!!!!!!!!! *still shaking violently rocking back and forth*

Seto: *rolls eyes and pops out horse tranquilizer to give to his drug addict brother*

Everyone finally gets out of the timewarp 5000 years in the past and everyone except Yami fall to the ground at the markets.

L_W: WWWAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE'S MY YAMI?!?!?!!!!!!!!

Yugi: Err… well since we're in ancient Egypt he's probably sitting quite happily on his throne…

Seto: Aren't I supposed to be the High Priest here?!?!

Psycho_Girl: Yeah but you're not important, besides it's only a TRIP, say it with me people TRIIIIIIPP!!!!!!!!! It's not the REAL THING HERE!!!

Mokuba: TRIP, TRIP, TRIP, OOOOO YEAH!! I'M TRIPPIN' ALRIGHT!!!! *laughs insanely*

Seto: *puts Mokuba in random straightjacket*

L_W: Well if it isn't the real thing then where is Yami?!

Psycho_GirL: O_o … I'M UNDER CONTROL HERE YOU ALMIGHTY CRAPPY ANCIENT EGYPTIAN EMPIRE!!!!!!!!! ROOOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!! I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Locals in the marketplace: *stare at random white girl roaring her lungs out while all her friends sweatdrop*

Malik: She's cracked

Marik: Finally

Joey: You can say dat again…

Bakura: That's why I like her… there's no girls out there that are as insane as me!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

Seto: Enough of your lame manical laughter already… let's go and find the stupid Pharaoh.

Bakura: Did you just say… lame? *looks at Kaiba with bloodthirsty look*

Psycho_Girl: *links arms with Bakura and starts walking, leading him AWAY from Seto* ALLLLRIGHTY Bakura… let's NOT try and murder anyone in this place since I have absolutely NO control over my fic anymore and that this ancient time is a lot more… cruel… than our modern time.

Bakura: *sighs* Nobody cares if I'm a murderer in this time SINCE, if you have forgotten… I AM THE ALMIGHTY TOMB ROBBER!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho_Girl: *sweatdrops* Yes, Bakura, you ARE the almighty Tomb Robber… how could I forget… you keep telling me EVERY FIVE FRICKIN' MINUTES!!!!!!!

Bakura: *cheesy grin, and then in a sweet voice* Thank you ^_^

Emily: *slyly grabs onto Joey's arm* which way is it to the palace?

Everyone: o_O

Psycho_Girl: -_-;; Yugi, you ought to know… you're Yami's other half!!!

Yugi: O_o

Psycho_Girl: -_- okay maybe NOT… Ryou!! You're the brains around here, YOU come up with an idea!! You haven't been doing shit since the beginning of this fic…

Ryou: *pokes out tongue* … Eenie meenie minie mo… catch a Yami by its toe… if it squeals let it go… eenie meenie minie MO!!!!!!! *points in random direction*

F_D_C: COME ON! RYOU IS ALWAYS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! THIS WAY!!!!!!!

Bakura: *coughyeahrightcough*

Malik: *rolls eyes* this is going to be one HELL of an adventure…

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NOTE: Hey if you wanna be in my story then gimme a holla (email or review, I check `em both daily) and I'll add ya in! Just tell me which your favourite character is (but it can't be Ryou, Bakura, Joey or Yami since they're taken, but the ones that are available are Tristan, Mokuba, Seto, Serenity, Pegasus, Isis, Duke Devlin, Marik, Malik, Yugi and any other characters that you can think of!)

NEXT CHAPTER: The gang (A/N: is there any other word for gang?!) make their way around ancient Cairo (I'm guessing that's where ancient Egypt takes place…) and come across many random, wild, exciting, scary and WEIRD adventures… do they make it to the palace? Do they get Yami back? Read to find out!!!! Reviews are appreciated!!!