Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Evil Kingdom of the Camels and a kewl cloud ( Chapter 8 )
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Disclaimer: I OWN nothing except the camels, random people in this fic, the homie G cloud and… MY IDEAS OF COURSE!!!!!!! P.S - Thanks to Emily and her cousin for the idea about the Camel Kingdom!! ^_______^
Alright soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo here is CHAPTER NUMBER …. 8? 9? Lol I dunno… anyway, I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!!!!!
ANNOUNCEMENT: I have been discussing an issue between me and my fanfiction cast (see below) and they want credit for being in this fic, which gives me a new idea… READ TO FIND OUT MORE!!! Oh by the way I've just shortened my name to Psycho from now on since I'm too lazy to write "Girl" there too hehehheeeeeeeeee…
Bakura: Don't you think we ought to get some praise for doing this crazy shit in this fic?
Malik: Not a bad idea since I HAVE NO FANGIRLS!!!!! WAAAAAA!!
Psycho_Girl: You have meeeeee ^_^
Malik: I mean ones that MATTER
Psycho: ;_;
Ryou: What did you have in mind then, Bakura?
Bakura: Well I think we should get presents and go and do fun stuff!!!!!
Psycho: That's not such a bad idea but why on earth do you deserve presents? Being in this ficcy is funnnn FUN FUN FUN FUN!!!!!!
Joey: Sure
Psycho: No one asked you
Joey: o_O
Malik: *to Psycho_Girl* *pokepokepokepoke*
Psycho: Would you stop that?
Malik: Not until you do something about our request
Psycho: FINE!!!!!!! Tell you what, NEW IDEA! Since you are being so incredibly annoying, I will let our LOVELY readers and reviewers (or anyone else including MY friends, yes I do have friends ^_^) give you PRESENTS OF THEIR CHOICE… AND they are entitled to ask you WHATEVER they want… and you MUST ANSWER TRUTHFULLY!!!!!!!!!!!
Seto: What if they're dirty questions?
Bakura: All the better ^_~
Psycho: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! So… from this day forth… I proclaim that CREDIT WILL BE GIVEN TO ALL!!!!!!!! *chocolate randomly falls from the sky*
Joey: So… when does the fic start?
Psycho: NOW!!!!!!!!!!
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*Everyone is screaming like lunatics at the crazy camels galumphing toward them at full speed… suddenly one stops in front of Marik and starts talking…*
Camel: HELLO you scrawny defenseless little human…
Marik: I'll have you know that I am NOT a human… but please, continue if you must
Camel: *ahem* since you treated us so very badly by making us jump over those mightily high gates, our leader has commanded us to take you to him…
Marik: For…
Camel: NEVERMIND THAT!!
Psycho: Err…
Everyone: *cages fall over them from the sky randomly and they get caught once again to be taken to the Camel Kingdom… O_o*
Ryou: I'm scared
F_D_C: You're ALWAYS scared!! But me too… waaa!!
Psycho: *starts going animal inside her cage*
Seto: Seems she doesn't like it in there
Bakura: She just goes like that when she gets captured
Mokuba: Has she got rabies?
Joey: Probably
Bakura: I DARE you to repeat that, blondie
Joey: Probably
Bakura: AAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *attacks Joey*
Emily: STOP IIITT!! Both of you… guh… *rolls eyes*
*Everyone arrives at an oasis in the desert and gets let out of their cages and put into handcuffs bound with chains on their wrists and ankles*
Camel: We will now take you to our King and Queen… Camel King Bob and Camel Queen Gertrude.
*everyone is taken to a place behind a wall of palm trees where they find a nice little pool with the King and Queen Camels sitting in their thrones*
Camel: Your Majesties… I present our torturers *throws us to the ground in front of the disgusting royal camels*
Bakura: I SHALL NEVER BOW BEFORE AN ANIMAL!!!!!!!!! *spits at king's feet*
Servant Camel: *whiplashes Bakura's hiney*
Bakura: YELP!!!!!!!
Yugi: Might I ask, Psycho_Girl, why are we here? Have you lost control over your fic again?
Psycho_Girl: O_o DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-YYYYYYYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *randomly karate kicks his way out of his chains and frees everyone in lighting flash speed*
Everyone: o_O
Psycho: How did you manage that, Ryou?
F_D_C: I never knew you did karate!
Ryou: There's a lot you don't know about me…
Psycho: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: *is holding his butt as he runs*
Yugi: *is trying to swim in the sand but to no avail*
Joey: *is flapping his arms trying to warp into SuperJoey*
Ryou: *is running and pulling the odd karate kick at the same time*
Yami: *is trying to light a bong as he runs*
Camels: *aren't even bothering to go after them*
*everyone finally realizes that they are running for no reason and reaches a pyramid, collapsing behind it in it's shade to cool down*
Malik: What the hell are we going to do?! You don't even have control over this fic anymore and we're in the most dangerous time in the most dangerous place of the entire everything!!!!!!!!
Psycho: Calm down Malik! We'll get outa here!
Seto: Well… that's rather… odd…
Psycho: Huh?
Mokuba: LOOK OVER THERE!!!!!!! *points at a cloud floating about 2 feet off the ground coming our way*
Psycho: Okay this Ancient Egypt time is even weirder than I thought…
Cloud: Yo, sup bros? You wanna lift? I'm headin' for the skies in like a couple ` hours… makin' my way to Japan ya'll.
Everyone: HELL YEA!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps on cloud*
Cloud: *takes everyone back to Domino in the modern time*
Psycho: Err… this place is a little different… *looks at a UFO-car type thingy sailing through the sky*
Bakura: How long have we been gone for, exactly?
Seto: Who knows… but I'm getting back to KaibaCorp. So like, laters. *disappears with Mokuba*
Malik: Excuse me, what year is it? *asking random person on the street*
RP: It's 4904, why?
Everyone: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryou: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!
Bakura: Hey that means I'm like seven thousand years old now… kewl!
Marik: ME TOO!!!!!
F_D_C: That means the rest of us are like, over four thousand years old though…
Joey: WE'RE TWO THOUSAND YEARS IN THE FUTURE!!! NNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hey everyone hope you enjoyed that… hehe. What will happen now that they're all in the future? Read to find out!! BY THE WAY……….. DON'T FORGET TO GIVE ALL US CAST SOME PRESENTS AND FUN STUFF TO DO!!!!!! ^________^ credit will be given to you as well~!!!