Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Must.... Find.... TIMEWARP!!!! ( Chapter 9 )

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Disclaimer: I OWN nothing except the random people in this fic and… MY IDEAS OF COURSE!!!!!!! ENJOY!!!

Psycho: *to Bakura* *pokepokepokepoke*

Bakura: *rolls over sleepily groaning* what do you waaaaaannt?!

Psycho: *roaring* WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Alright alright, I'm up already! Geeze… *climbs out of bed in black boxers and nothing more*

Psycho: O.O *drooling* A-ahem… Bakura, you are officially thee first person to get a present!! ^________^

Bakura: OooOoo now that's what I'm talking about! What is it?!

Psycho: Our very own famous Yami-loving fangirl, Lady_Washu_of_Evil, remember her?

Bakura: Yeah I remember her

Psycho: She awards you an all purpose healy mabobber thingy! O.o whatever that might be… ^.^

Bakura: *eyes it sharply hoping that it won't explode* KEWL!! THANKIES LADY_WASHU!!!

Psycho: She also has a question for Yami… YAMI!!!!!!!!!!! GET YO LAZY PHARAOH ASS OUTA BED ON THE SPOT!!!!!!

Yami: Guh… why do you have to wake up so Ra damned early?! *is rubbing eyes standing half naked in front of me*

Psycho: *drooling* You have a question!!!!!! From Lady_Washu… you know that fangirl of yours that you were making out with in our fic?

Yami: The sexy one?

Psycho: Yeah that one!

Yami: Sweet… what's her question?

Psycho: She wants to ask you if she can be the Pharaohess!

Yami: Sure!

Psycho: Sweet now that that's done… she also gives every fangirl a pair of all-purpose handcuffs and flame throwers… THE POWER!!! MUAHAHAHA!!!

All Bishounens: -_-;;

Psycho: ANYWAY!!! Malik! You have a gift!!!

Malik: Really? I'm loved!! Who's it from?

Psycho: It is from my friend called ~Lavender_Eyes~ ^_^

Malik: Oooh I like the name!

Psycho: Yeah anyway, she gives you three tons of diamonds to put on your Millennium Rod to make it look pwetty!!

Malik: O.O keewlll!!!! Any questions?

Psycho: Yup, she asks if YOU could glomp HER… ?

Malik: *narrows eyes suspiciously* What's in it for me?

~Lavender_Eyes~: Three tons of sugar!

Malik: Four!

Lavender: Two!

Malik: Ten!

Lavender: Sixteen!

Malik: Five and that's my last offer!

Lavender: -_- Fine, NOW GLOMP ME!!!!!!!

Malik: *glomps Lavender quickly* Now hand over the sugar!

Lavender: *is all dreamy eyez and gives Malik his five tons of sugar*

Psycho: Err, Lavender, giving Malik sugar wasn't the best idea…

Psycho & Lavender: *looks over at Malik who is diving in and out of his humongous pile of sugar and eating it o.O*

Malik: WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I'M RICH!!!!!!! SUGAR!!! ALLLL MIIINNNEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho & Lavender: -_-;;

Psycho: Okay thanx ~Lavender_Eyes~! On to the next! JOEY!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR PUPPY ASS IN HERE THS INSTANT SON OR YOU'RE IN FOR A SPANKING!!!

Joey: *walks in holding his head*

Psycho: o.O what happened to YOU last night?

Joey: Alcohol, hangover, bad.

Psycho: haha!!!! Anyway, this might cheer you up! You have lots of pressies!!

Joey: As long as it's not food…

Psycho: Well… the first gift is from my friend Chibi_Isis67! She LOVES you Joey!!

Joey: That's nice

Psycho: Ahem… anyway, she gives you a book of magic spells to cast against Seto Kaiba so he will bow down to you and worship you and never call you a puppy ever again!! ^_^

Joey: ALRIGHT!!!!!!!! *takes book of magic spells off of Psycho and looks up spells to cast on everyone he hates*

Psycho: The next pressie is from Sailor_Bunnyboo ^_^ she awards you with a gigantic gold trophy with your name and face imprinted on it saying that you are the greatest duelist in the world!!!! And gives you permission to murder Seto ^_^

Joey: KEWL!!! *runs off and starts attacking Kaiba with Malik's Millennium Rod*

Psycho: And last but NOT least… this one is for Kaiba from my friend S_F_8400 (Seto_Fanatic_8400) KAIBA!!!!!!

Seto: What's with all the screaming this morning?

Psycho: Just waking you all up ^_^

Seto: Fine, what do you want you annoying little snot?

Psycho: (okay now I know not to wake Seto up when he's sleeping o.O) Well… you have a gift and a question from S_F_8400!

Seto: That's nice…

Psycho: Firstly, she won't give you her present unless you answer YES to her question so… she asks… Would you ever dye your hair a really nice blonde? (not Joey's blonde, a little lighter)

Seto: I guess if I was paid.

Psycho: Like hell you need to be paid!

Seto: ^_^

Psycho: But would you do it for your most fanatic fangirl?

Seto: Sure I guess. But then I'm dying it back to brown when she leaves.

Psycho: -_-… alright! *hands Seto a bottle of blonde hair dye* O_o do it!!!

Seto: *rolls his eyes and goes and dyes his hair blonde*

Psycho & S_F: AAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! You look like a blue eyed Joey!!!!

Seto: O_O I DO NOT!!!!

Psycho: Anyway… now that all the gift giving is done for TODAY… ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!

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Psycho: Okay… so we are in the FUTURE NOW?!!

Joey: Duh

Malik: So what do we do now?

Lady_Washu: Wouldn't it make sense to go and find that stupid time warp thingy?

Yugi: That's a good idea

F_D_C: Err… what's that? *looks at a man with fuzzy white hair screaming across the street in a white lab coat*

Psycho: Looks like a mad scientist to me

L_W: Let's follow him!!!

Bakura: He might know where the timewarp is.

Ryou: Let's go then!

*everyone runs crazily after the mad scientist to his science lab in a nearby building*

Scientist: I've been expecting you lot *looks all evil*

Ryou: I'm scared!!!

Bakura & F_D_C: *rolls eyes*

Scientist: You want to go back to your normal time, you say?

Everyone: *nods*

Scientist: Then… take these clues… I will not tell you how to get there because you have to work it out for yourself! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Emily: GREAT

Bakura: BUT I'M DUMB AT MATHS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAA!! *hugz Psycho*

Psycho: *hugs Bakura back* This doesn't require any maths… I don't think…

Scientist: Or so you think! Take them and go! Go I tell you! Run for your lives! You only have a limited time before the time warp closes!!!!

Everyone: AAAARRGGGHHH!!!

Yami: How MUCH time?

Scientist: Three hours *hands Psycho a piece of paper with a set of instructions and clues on it*

Everyone: O.O WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! COME ON LET'S GET GOING!!!!!

Bakura: What's the first clue?

Psycho: Err… let's see. I'll read it from the beginning…

MUAHAHAHAHA!! Welcome to 4904 my pathetic foes!
In order to be back to your normal time and home,
Follow these instructions: Read the riddles and use your heads
You must read each riddle and solve them in sequence
Heed the number of the riddles next to them. There are six if
you haven't already counted (since you can't count, Bakura).
If you wish to see me I will be on the other side
of the Time Warp in your time. I HOPE
YOU DON'T MAKE IT!!!!!! BWAHAHAHA!
Yours sincerely… well; I guess you'll find out
who I am once you make it through… that is… if you do!!!

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YAAYYYYYEEEE!!!!!! FINALLY ANOTHER CHAPPIE UP!!! ^______^ remember to keep giving our heroes the presents and questions they deserve! They'll love you for it!! ^_^

Next chapter: Psycho reads out the first riddle, where does it take them and what do they find? Read to find out!!!