Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Dentists and corn (don't ask) ( Chapter 10 )

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Disclaimer: I own nothing except the random people in this fic, most of my ideas and Bakura (I wish!) ENJOY!!! THANKS REVIEWERS! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!

Psycho: YYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: What's up with her?

Malik: *shrugs* O_o

Psycho: GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: What?

Psycho: I have a present for practically ALL of you!!!!!!!!!

All bishounens: YAY!!!!!!!!

Malik: Do I finally get a fangirl?

Psycho: YES!! YES YOU DO!!!!!!!!!!

Malik: O_O O………MY………..GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What does she look like?!

Psycho: Well… she's got shiny black hair and brown eyes… if that helps.

Malik: She sounds gorgeous!!!

Psycho: She is!!! Introducing………………………. . MIKO-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!

Miko-chan: ^_________________^ *struts in*

Malik: *jaw drops and drool starts dripping from his bottom lip*

Miko-chan: HEY EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho: Hey!!!!!!!!!! You have every right to glomp Malik and kiss him and cuddle him and go crazy! Like I do with Bakura!! *glomps Bakura*

Miko-chan: *tackles Malik to the ground and starts rolling around on the floor with him*

Malik: *likes it*

Psycho: *A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-*

Ryou: Is she gonna stop clearing her throat yet?

Psycho: *A-A-A-A-A-A-*

Joey: Guess not

Psycho: *A-A-AHEM……… Firstly, I would like to say that all these presents today are from the same very generous girl… Miko-chan of course! Let's start with presents for…….. RYOU!!!!!!!!

Ryou: OOoOooooOooOO!!! Bring it on!

Psycho: An amulet of courage! (So you're never scared again! ^_^) And "1000000001 Ways to Stay in School and STILL Get High"! And a Change of Heart Plushie!

Ryou: *gasps* Oh my! Thank you sooooooooooo much!!!! I love you Miko-chan!!!

F_D_C: *AHEM!!!!!!*

Ryou: ^_^ and you too my darling

Psycho: Now, for BAKURA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Miko-chan gives you….. A lifetime and after-lifetime supply of blood, and the Throwing Knife that will ALWAYS return to you!

Bakura: That could come in VERY hand sometime…. *glares at Yami*

Psycho: Now….. Yami!! Present time!!!!!

Yami: Yay!! ^_________^

Psycho: For you Yami…. Miko-chan gives you the tightest pair of leather pants possible! And a lifetime supply of hair gel.

Yami: KEWL! I LOVE LEATHER!!

Psycho: Next up… YUGI!!!

Yugi: Me?

Psycho: Yes, you! You get a lifetime supply of hair-gel and a Dark Magician plushie!!

Yugi: ^_^ thankies!

Psycho: Malikie!! Your turn!!!

Malik: Oooh I got what I want right here… *snuggles with Miko-chan*

Psycho: Indeed you do, but I'm spoiling you by giving you "101 Ways to Take Over the World!" and a lifetime supply of metal polish for your Millennium Rod.

Malik: WWWIIICCCKKKEEEEDDDDDDDD

Psycho: To Marik, you get "101 Ways to Destroy the World"! You're bound to succeed after reading through those!!

Marik: Primo

Psycho: To the cranky Kaiba… you get a "Brand Spankin' New Electronic Device Thingy"!

Kaiba: How amusing…

Psycho: -_-;; ya big grump! To Mokuba…. a Blue Eyes White Dragon plushie!!

Mokuba: Kewl but I'd rather have the real thing.

Psycho: Shut it ya lil black haired freak you don't even duel! Now………. To Joey!!!! You get a lifetime supply of Pocky!!

Joey: YYYYYYAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho: AND FINALLY……….. to all us wonderful fangirls….. we get a LIFETIME SUPPLY OF INSPIRATION SO WE NEVER GET WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!! And an endless supply of sugar from the "Forever refilling box of sugar"!!!!!

All fangirls: *JUMPS UP AND DOWN WILDLY POURING SUGAR INTO THEIR MOUTHS. YEEEEEEEEE HAAAAWWWW!!!!!!!!!!*

Bakura: *cocks eyebrow* I think I'll just be your host for today…… since Psycho is going… well, psycho. So…….. I think I might start the fic!!!!!!!

Psycho:WAIT! I JUST WANNA SAY THANKIES TO ALL MY WONDERFUL LOVELY PRECIOUS GORGEOUS WIKKED REVIEWERS!!!!!!! GO GO GO GO GO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Yami: So….. read out the riddle for Ra's sake!

Psycho: A-ahem….. here it is….

Roses are red

Violets are blue

All I need are dental records

To identify you

(A/N: I was watching the movie `Valentine' a little while ago and thought it was a kewl riddle!)

Ryou: Freaky…… what does it mean?

F_D_C: Well, if it says something about dental records…. Should we not go to a dentist?

Malik: Genius!!!

Miko-chan: TO THE DENTIST!!!!!!!!

Bakura: I hate dentists

Psycho: So do I *memory of getting a needle jabbed in her gum when she was little comes back to her* WAA!! *cuddles Bakura*

Everyone: *makes their way across town, sprinting to the dentist o_O*

Joey: *is holding Emily's hand* So…………. Now what?!

Psycho: Stay outside here…. This could be dangerous… *points to "dodgy" looking receptionist who to a sane person would look completely normal*

Bakura: I'll come

Psycho: This is a one-psycho job, Bakura.

Bakura: FINE!!

Psycho: *creeps into the building eyeing the receptionist sharply*

Receptionist: Do you have an appointment, miss?

Psycho: …………… yes…… I do……..

Receptionist: Take a seat then, what was the name?

Psycho: Guh, can I just see the dentist now, please?

Receptionist: err.. well he's actually with a client at the moment….

Psycho: I SAID NOW BITCH!!!!!!!! *glares at the receptionist panting with salivating fangs and mutated claws coming out of her fingers*

Receptionist: *runs away screaming*

Psycho: *blatantly lets the others know that its safe to go in. They all go to the dentist's room and the patient runs away screaming at the sight of Yami's hair*

Yami: HEY!

Authoress: ^_^

Dentist: YOU'VE FINALLY ARRIVED! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Marik: Err, yeah. Now give us the next damn clue you homo.

Dentist: Or WHAT?

Ryou: OR I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!

Psycho: I wouldn't mess with him

Dentist: Why?

F_D_C: Because he's a black belt in karate you moron!!!

Dentist: *whips into karate gear with a black belt around his waist* SO AM I!!!!!

Ryou: BRING IT ON!!!!!!!

Dentist: Very well. Whoever gets tackled to the floor first wins. If you win, you get the next clue. If I win, you'll be stuck in the year 4904 FOREVER!!!!!!!

Lady_Washu: Yeah yeah quit it wit the big talk already, hotshot. Now get on with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou & Dentist: *prepares to fight*

Dentist: YOU'RE GOIN' DOWN!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: I dare you to repeat that, punk.

Dentist: *whimpers* Let's go already! *flips Ryou over backwards*

Ryou: *lands on his feet and runs up the wall Jackie Chan styles and karate-kicks the dentist in the head*

F_D_C & Psycho: *cheerleading* GO RYOU! GO RYOU! YOU'RE SO CUTE! YOU'RE SO CUTE! YOU'RE GOT AN UGLY DENTIST'S ASS TO BOOT! GOOOOO RYOU!!!!

Bakura: Damn you look good in that outfit, Psycho *growls*

Dentist: ARRRAAH!! NOW YOU'RE IN FOR IT!!!

Ryou: Bring it! *runs up to the dentist in lightening speed and headlocks the dentist, pinning him to the floor*

F_D_C & Psycho: YEAH RYOU YOU DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: *stands on the dentist's chest* Now give us that clue, punk.

Dentist: *hands Bakura a note trembling*

Bakura: *snatches the note and tries to read it upside down* Err… it would help if this was in hieroglyphics.

Psycho: Give it `ere…. Now, let's see…

You peel the outside,

you cook the inside.

You eat the outside

and throw away the inside.

(credit to Lady_Washu for that! ^_^)

Everyone: o_O

Yugi: Well it's obviously a food of some sort

Marik: Joey ought to know

Bakura: Yeah he's that much of a garbage guts

Emily: I gotta agree with you there *looks at Joey stuffing his face with donuts*

F_D_C: Well then, JOEY! GET YOUR SCRAWNY ASS OVER HERE!!

Joey: *is talking with his mouth full* what?

Psycho: Read our next clue, you're bound to solve it. It's about some sort of food.

Joey: *reads the riddle* Geeze, I can't believe you guys can't figure dis out! It's corn, duh!

Marik: What's corn?

Malik: -_-;;

Yami: Well…… where would there be corn in Domino?

Lady_Washu: TO THE CORN FACTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: O_o yay!

Everyone: *starts running to the corn factory*

Malik: HEY LOOK!!!!

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Psycho: BAD CLIFFIE I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sooooooooooo glad I'm getting heaps of reviews!!!

Bakura: Yeah all these presents are kewl!

Psycho: Speaking of presents, I've got tons more but they'll be in the next chapter because I'm way behind coz I've been away for like three/four days!

All Bishounens: YAYYYEE!!!

Psycho: So keep reviewing and sending in your ideas, presents and questions for us!! CREDIT WILL BE GIVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Next chapter: What does Malik see at the corn factory? What adventure will be held inside? READ TO FIND OUT!!!!!! ^______________^

ALSO… REVIWER VOTE!!!! DO YOU WANT ANZU AND MAI TO REAPPEAR SO WE CAN DO MORE TORTURING?!! SAY IT IN YOUR REVIEW!!! THANKS GUYS!!! MWAH!!!