Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Imagine this.... A HEARD OF SCREAMING ANZUS!!!!!! ( Chapter 11 )

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Disclaimer: I own nothing except the random people in this fic, most of my ideas and Bakura (I wish!) ENJOY!!! THANKS REVIEWERS! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!

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Psycho: WWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

All bishounens: Sugar high again -_-

Psycho: MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Something evil is about to happen

Psycho: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All Bishounens: Anzu

F_D_C: Or Mai

All bishounens: *clicks* Nooo!!!

Yugi: You don't really mean you're going to bring back Anzu again do you?!!!

Joey: PLEASE don't bring back Mai either

Psycho: All the better for torturing them with!!!! *chainsaw starts up*

Seto: Point taken

Marik: *Licks lips*

Mary Ann: I do believe I could come in handy torturing Mai and Anzu

Psycho: True, we haven't seen you in action yet… exactly.

Bakura: How handy?

Mary Ann: I am an expert when it comes to the usage of fire, ice and cheese.

Lady_Washu: I'll just get my Yami to protect me ^_^

Yami: Nothing will harm my beautiful Pharaohess

Bakura: HELLO! REALITY CHECK! We are NOT in Ancient Egypt here!!!

Psycho: But I could take you there *evil grin*

Malik: We've already been there in this fic though!

Miko-chan: We have?

Malik: Yeah but you weren't there… then.

Psycho: And it was funnnn!!!!

Mokuba: Oh so you call being chased by animalistic camels and having being almost skinned alive fun?

Psycho: You were too stoned to even know what was happening, freak. ANYWAY!!! MORE PRESENTS TO GIVE OUT!!! Plus a new guest. Introducing…. Lenie `o!!

Lenie `o: *struts in with her arms full of presents*

Malik: PRESENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho: Okay…. First to Joey: a ticket to Lenie's made-up theme park. All u do there is kill Seto over and over again!!!

Joey: *evil glare to Seto*

Seto: Here we go again…

Psycho: To Bakura from F_D_C2003… she awards you with the Millennium Puzzle and would like to tell you that she sucks at maths too! And to her favourite bishie Ryou… she gives him a big kiss and a glomp!

Bakura & Ryou: YAY!!!

Psycho: To EVERYONE except Seto: $10000000000000 dollars!!!! And to Seto he gets one penny because he is already a rich bastard! ^_^

Joey: Let's get on with the fic already!

F_D_C: About time!

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At the Corn Factory…

Miko-chan: Err… what is it you see? Malik?

Malik: *points to a guy who is about the size of Mt. Everest galumphing across the yard holding a bag of grain*

Mary Ann: EWWW!!! HE'S ENORMOUS!! *clings to Marik and shields her eyes*

Marik: HEY YOU! YEAH FATTY! COME HERE A MINUTE!!

Fatty: You're gonna make me run even further with this incredibly heavy bag of maize?

Lady_Washu: Hey at least you're getting some exercise.

Bakura: Why don't you donate some of your fat to that stick-insect in leather slacks over there? *referring to Yami*

Yami: *grunts* At least I don't have to stick my hand in a power socket to do my hair in the morning.

Bakura: *rolls eyes* At least my hair doesn't defy gravity.

Psycho: This is no time to be discussing your hairdo's!!!

Fatty: Listen, I'm kinda in a hurry. Take this bag, your next clue is in it!

Ryou: So…. There's no challenge to get our next clue?

Fatty: I couldn't challenge you!

Joey: Whatever! You could crush Yugi in one body-slam!

Fatty: *shrugs and leaves the bag of corn kernels to the group then walks off*

L_W: What if it's a trap? *gets scared and latches onto Yami*

Bakura: *pokes the bag with a random stick* Nope.

Marik: *slashes open the bag of maize and a giant pile of maggots come out of it*

All fangirls: EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!! GROOOOSSS!!!!!!!!!! *cling to their bishies*

Psycho: Bakura, pick up that piece of paper in that pile of disgusting maggots!

Bakura: *picks up the piece of paper* Bearing in mind that I can't read this…

Psycho: *rolls eyes and reads out the next clue*:

3x3=6
2+2=89
5x5=38
1x1=104

Psycho: Err… whoever wrote this clue can't do maths… Bakura, did you write this?

Bakura: No! But doesn't one times one equal to 104?

Everyone: -_-;;

F_D_C: Well I think it would make sense to go to a school… or a place which teaches maths…

Everyone: *agrees and heads to Domino High, walking into a classroom…*

Joey: OH HELL!!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *points to the teacher*

Everyone: *stares at her in horror*

Teacher: Who in the name of Ra are all you freakshows?

Everyone: MAI!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: *stares in mortified horror at the class* LOOK AT THE STUDENTS!!!!! THEY'RE ALL THE SAME PERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *stares across the classroom, only to find that it is made up of about forty Anzus sitting in the same uniform in the same position at their desks, eighty blue eyes all staring at them*

Mai: Now, repeat after me class *pointing to the board with a ruler* F-R-I-E-N-D-S-H-I-P Y-E-A-H!!!

Anzus: *in unison* F-R-I-E-N-D-S-H-I-P Y-E-A-H!!!

Joey: Err… why is Mai TEACHING all those Anzus about friendship? Anzu is like the QUEEN of friendship!!!

Mary Ann: Perhaps they forgot about it

Bakura, Psycho, F_D_C, Marik: *singing* HHHHAAAAAAAALLELUJAH!!!!

Ryou: Shouldn't we stop Mai from teaching them about friendship then?

F_D_C: Then we wouldn't have anyone to torture!!!

Seto: At least they wouldn't bug us with her friendship lectures all the time

Psycho: I HAVE AN IDEA!!!!!!!!!!! Let's bring all those Anzus back with us to our modern time and teach them to be normal!!

Bakura: GENIUS IDEA!!!!!!!!!!! But…. Let's leave a couple of Anzus here for Mai to teach them about friendship so we can torture them later.

Joey: And Mai too

Emily: Good idea

Malik: But how will we know which are the friendshippy Anzus and which ones aren't?

Miko-chan: Let's put big dumbass red dots on their heads then. They'd be too brainless to know that they're there anyway.

Yami: Okay…. *goes up and sticks red dots on two of the Anzu's heads*

Mai: I'll have you know, that before you take my class out of here, I have your next clue.

F_D_C: Hand it over then, you slut!

Mai: *hands F_D_C a note*

F_D_C: A-a-ahem…

Four legs in the morning,
two in the afternoon
and three at night…

(You'll never guess this one! Muahahaha)

Mary Ann: I KNOW THAT! It's the slogan for the downtown male strip club!! That was easy!!!

Ryou: Well… that was easy!

Malik: TO THE MALE DOWNTOWN STRIP CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!

Psycho: YES PLEASE!!!!

Bakura: *gets jealous*

Everyone: *heads to the subway station and catches a train downtown…*

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Psycho: Hey!!!!!!!! I wonder what will happen in the next fic! I might just put in something naughty like getting our fave bishounens to strip for us!!! ^________^

All fangirls: *DROOOLLL*

Psycho: I KNOW!!!! ^________________________^ Also, credit to Lady_Washu for that last riddle, I changed the last part around a bit though, so we're going to a strip club! Not a mental institute! And credit to Mary Ann for that math riddle… although I changed that around a bit too ^_^ What do all you guys think about the Anzus? I think it was a wikked idea! LOL all originelle!!!! Anyways…….. laters!!!!!!! Please R&R and keep giving us presents and questions!! Ideas are welcome!! All flames will be used to roast Anzu and Mai!!!!!! ^_^