Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ SEX BOMB SEX BOMB YOU'RE MY SEX BOMB!!!!!! ( Chapter 12 )

Disclaimer: I own nothing except my ideas, random people and the strippers lol ^_^. ENJOY!!! THANKS REVIEWERS! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!! GO GO GO GO GO GO!!!!

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Psycho: *is falling asleep on the Keyboard* A;LKSDLJKojksadlfjasoiruweidfjsdkf sfj;aslfjsdl sadfj;lasdfoisduf…

Malik: YO BAKURA! SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!!

Bakura: *rolls eyes* What am I supposed to do?

Marik: Wake her up you dumbass

Ryou: Eww she's drooling on it too! o.O

Bakura: I wish she was drooling on something else… *pictures naughty image*

Seto: Well, err, is someone gonna wake her up?

Anzu: BUT SHE LOOKS SO CUTE LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!! FRIENDSHIP IS SOOO CUTE!!!! YEAH!!!

Psycho: *wakes up screaming and instinctively grabs her sledge hammer* Where the hell did she come from?!

All bishounens: O.o I `unno you're the one who put her here.

Psycho: I DID NOT!!

Anzu: *goes to glomp Psycho* PSYCHOS ARE CUTE!! YEAH FRIENDSHIP!!!

Psycho: *whacks Anzu over the head with her sledge hammer*

Bakura: Job well done I say.

Pegasus: Can I PLEEEEEEEEEASE be the host today?!!?!!!! *looks at Psycho with his ONE chibi eye*

Psycho: *cocks eyebrow* Hell no. You need TWO chibi eyes to make me go all mushy and let you be the host. Besides, THIS IS MY FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peggy: *whimpers*

Malik: Need I remind you, that classroom of Anzus needs to tag along with us in this fic in order for us to torture them in the modern time Domino once we get through that timewarp.

Psycho: Thanks for the reminder, Malik -___-

Joey: Okay let's get on with the fic, it's been WAY too long since I last saw Emily!!!

Ryou: Yeah and I wanna go and huggle my F_D_C ^_^

Bakura: *rolls eyes* You are SO lovesick, hikari.

Ryou: So are you

Bakura: -_________- can't argue with you there. *glomps Psycho*

Psycho: *glomps Bakura back* ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!

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*Everyone is getting off the subway downtown to get to the Downtown Male Stripclub. Finally they arrive and a busty looking blonde is behind the bar cleaning up. And no, it isn't Mai*

Seto: *jaw drops* HELLOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!

Barmaid: *to Seto* Go to hell. *to the rest* If you're looking for your next clue you'll find it behind the curtain on the stage.

Everyone: *gets up on the stage and goes behind the curtain to find a group of about 10 muscly hot buff sexy male strippers*

All fangirls (A/N: should I really say FANgirls to these strippers? lol): *almost faints due to hotness overload*

Bakura: *narrows his eyes at the strippers evilly*

Stripper 1: Hey, you guys must be looking for your next clue?

Marik: For heaven's sake put some clothes on or let Anubis eat your souls!!

Stripper 2: Well, it's our job to not wear any clothes.

*All the while the fangirls are trying to stop drooling*

Bakura: *grunts* Give us our next clue so I don't lose my precious Psycho to one of you losers. *looks at Psycho who is getting excited*

Stripper 3: Well, this shall be an amusing exercise for you, ladies. You don't have to do a thing! Since this is a MALE stripclub… we will be teaching all your bishounens one of our dances, and they will be performing in front of YOU… taking off ALL their clothing in the process. Sound good?

All fangirls: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! O…….MY………RAAAA!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YAAAAAAAA HHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Ryou: O_O please god no…

Bakura: *literally rips his shirt off his chest* BRING IT ON BABY!!!!

Mokuba: Even me too?

Stripper 4: How old are you son?

Mokuba: 25

Stripper 4: Well that's okay then. Yes you too.

Peggy: OOOOHHHH THIS SHOULD BE FUN!!!!!!!!!!

All except Peggy: *MAJORLY SHUDDERS, CRINGES, ANIME FALL, GETS SCARED*

Mary Ann: Well, according to my calculations, we've only got 42 minutes until that time warp closes.

Everyone: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Joey: So let's do this!!!!

Seto: I absolutely detest.

Ryou: Look you moron, if you wanna get back home alive then we HAVE to do this! Or be stuck in 4904 for all eternity!!!!!!!!

Seto: -_-;; fine

All bishounens: *go off with strippers to learn the dance*

All fangirls: *get excited and gossip and go and get some drinks from the bar while they wait*

Emiri: I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YUGI STRIP!!!!!!!!

Emily: *drooling at the thought of seeing Joey parade around naked on stage*

Psycho: What's up with Mokuba saying he's 25?

F_D_C: I dunno, that was weird.

Lady_Washu: Very. I'm gonna love seeing Yami dancing *laughs*. He's already got the leather thing workin'.

Mary Ann: Hey I'm the one with the bishie that's got the tan!

Miko-chan: ME TOO!!!!

Psycho: Mine's got the best hair ^_^

F_D_C: I SOOO cannot imagine Ryou doing this. This is gonna be a laugh and a half.

Psycho: Ew…. PEGASUS NAKED!!!!!!!! *goes mentally blind at the thought*

Rest of the fangirls: ~_~ EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*suddenly coloured spotlights start flashing up on the stage and a clichéd voice starts up saying…*

"LADIES AND LADIES……… SAY HELLO TO YOUR OWN VERY SEXY BISHOUNENS!!!!!!!! BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE!!!"

All bishounens: *walk out onstage in buttless leather chaps (AN: Like X-tina's ones in Dirrty), cowboy hats, boots and a leather vest-type thing. They are lined up with their backs facing the audience*

Seto: *quietly to Bakura who is standing beside him* I can't believe I'm doing this…

All fangirls: *cheering* WOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHOOOOOOO!!!!!! GOOOOOO [insert bishounen's name here] YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE HHHAAAAAWWWWWW!!!

All Bishounens: *music starts up and they jump around with their thumb inside their pants (You know how the cowboys do?) and their other hand on top of their cowboy hats. Their heads are dipped to the ground.

Psycho: BWAHAHAH!!! LOOK AT MOKUBA!!!!!!!

All bishounens: *start skipping around in a circle thing on stage and throw their hats to the audience*

Fangirls: *catches their own bishie's hat and puts it on*

Music: *is playing SEX BOMB by TOM JONES*

All bishounens: *starts feeling themselves up making the fangirls drool and melt and go crazy. They then rip off their leather vests and swing it around their heads and throw it behind them.*

Yugi: You are soooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!

F_D_C: YYYYEEEEE HHHHAAAWWWW!!!!!! GOOO RYOU!!!!

Ryou: *blushes*

Bakura: *shouting* ARE YOU READY?!?!?!!!!

Psycho: OH I'M READY ALRIGHT BABY!!!!!!!!!

All bishounens: *rips off leather chaps standing stark naked on stage*

Fangirls: X_X O_O AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*

Miko-chan: SHIELD YOUR EYES! PEGASUS IS NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!

All fangirls: *wants to look at their naked bishies but get turned off by seeing Pegasus naked* ~_~ O_O

Lady_Washu: OMIGOD!!!!!!!! YAMI YOU ARE SO DAMN FINE NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!

Mary Ann: Uh, as much as I am enjoying this… there's only ten minutes until we can get back to 2003!!!!!!!!!

Psycho: *to stripper guys* O_O AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! Give us the next damn clue or let Ammut (1) devour you alive!!!!!!!!

Marik: I never knew you knew so much about Egypt

Psycho: Well I plan on doing an Egyptology degree when I'm older (A/N: Really, I do!)

All bishounens: *gets dressed again and Bakura grabs the next clue*

Bakura: Hey! It's written in hieroglyphs!!!

Marik: Well that's a change. Read it out, baka.

Bakura: *starts talking out in ancient Egyptian*

Psycho: IN ENGLISH!!!!!!!

Bakura: Oh, right. A-ahem…

I didn't think you would make it this far!
But well done anyway. I hope you enjoyed
Your strip show, ladies. Now, go to the town Square
and there you will find your herd of Anzus and the
Timewarp. See you on the other side, and prepare to
Meet your final fate.

Everyone: O_O COME ON THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All fangirls: *Freeload on their bishies backs slapping their asses going; GO BOY GO!!! YEEE HAWWW!!!*

Everyone: *makes it to the town square and sighs in relief when they see the timewarp. But not so joyful when they see their herd of Anzus*

Emily: How are we going to handle this?

Joey: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Seto: *rolls eyes* Yes Joey. Attack. Just like the vicious puppy you are.

Joey: *twitchtwitch*

Mokuba: Come on it's about to close!!!!

Everyone: *grabs an Anzu or two and jumps into the time warp*

Mokuba: *starts shaking violently and frothing at the mouth again*

Lady_Washu: Uh, Seto I think that's your queue to give Mokuba his tranquilizers again*

Yami: Hey look! We're almost at the end!!!

Marik: Finally…. These swirling colours are making me feel sick.

Bakura: Yeah like that time that I showed you inside the Canopic Jars (2) of the Pharaoh (glares at Yami evilly)

Yami: *narrows eyes at Bakura* Shut it tomb-robber.

Marik: Don't remind me…

Lady_Washu: What are Canopic jars?

Psycho: *cough* You don't wanna know.

Lady_Washu: Why?

Psycho: Because it's disgusting. You'll find out at the end of this chapter anyway.

Everyone: *suddenly falls randomly on their butts in the middle of Domino Park back in the year 2003.

Joey: Hey we made it!!!!!!!!

Emily: YAY!!! *hugs Joey*

Malik: *is rubbing his butt* Yeah… hey who's that? *squints into the sunset at a figure walking toward them*

Bakura: RA NO!!!!!! IT CAN'T BE!!!!!

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(1) Ammut: "The Devourer" We find Ammut during the judgment of the deceased, when his heart is weighed against the feather of Maat. It was Ammut who would devour the souls of those who's hearts proved heavier than Maat. This was a terrifying prospect for the ancient Egyptians. It meant the end of existence. They would never meet Osiris and live forever in the Fields of Peace. She had a combination of the head of a crocodile, the middle of a lioness and the hind quarters of a hippopotamus.

(2) Canopic Jars: During mummification the internal organs were removed and placed in four containers. These containers often have human or animal-headed stoppers.
Imsety: The human headed guardian of the liver

Qebekh-sennuef: The falcon headed guardian of the intestines.

Hapy: The baboon headed guardian of the lungs

Duamutef: The jackal or wild dog headed guardian of the stomach. ^_______^ gross huh?

Note: WHAT DO YOU WANT TO HAPPEN IN THE NEXT CHAPTER? WHAT ABOUT THE TWO ANZUS WHO WERE LEFT IN 4904 TO BE TAUGHT ABOUT FRIENDSHP BY MAI? TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN IN YOUR REVIEW, OR EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHEERS GUYS, WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!!