Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Take it and like it!!!!!! ( Chapter 13 )

LISTEN UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Since you have all been bitching and moaning and whining and bleating to me about wanting more specific scenes with you and your bishies, I have put some in here for you. I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AND FOR CHRIST'S SAKE YOU'D BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

Disclaimer: You should know by now.

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Bakura: FINALLY! MY LOVE YOU ARE BACK!!!!!!!!! *runs to glomp Psycho*

Psycho: *stops him* [miracle I know] Yep, with a major head ache, courtesy of the school's most arrogant wank in all history and witnessing a screaming match between my friends at school. They can scream so loud you know!

Bakura: Then go… and get some rest. We'll…do this chapter for you.

Psycho: *eyes all bishounens suspiciously*

Bakura and Pegasus: () =) *little halos appear above their heads*

Psycho: *to Pegasus* what is it with you wanting to host my fic so badly?

Pegasus: Because I never have and I really really really want to!!!

Psycho: I haven't let anyone host my fic before! Nimrod…

Malik: Awww….you don't trust us?

Bakura: I'm hurt!

Psycho: *cocks eyebrow* Sure whatever. Thanks for the lovely reviews!!! My brain is mentally exploding with ideas sooooooooooo on with the fic!!!!!!!!!
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Malik: What can't be?

Bakura: IT'S!!!! IT'S!!!!!!!!

Psycho: Spit it out already

Everyone: TRISTAN?!!!

Tristan: Hi guys, how was your trip to 4904?

Everyone: (((O_O)))

Joey: YOU EVIL SCUM!!!! IN THE NAME OF… ER… GOD!! YOU SHALL DIE AND ROT IN HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tristan: *cocks eyebrow* Why? What have I done? I'm the one to greet you here, morons. I'm taking you to the evil dude who sent you to 4904.

Joey: Oh!

Lady_Washu: Sooooooooo…….. take us to him already!!!!!!!

Tristan: Well stop acting like idiots embarrassing yourselves and get up off your asses! You're sitting in the middle of Domino Park and it's raining….. nitwits….

Malik: Hey it's raining!!!

Tristan: Go figure

Miko-chan: Rain is sexy!!!

Bakura: *glumly* Rain makes my hair go flat.

Psycho: *has her mouth open to catch rain in*

F_D_C: Hey that looks fun! *does the same*

*suddenly all fangirls have their mouths open catching rain*

All bishounens: O_o o_O

Tristan: Okay we're going now.

*everyone follows Tristan to a giant skyscraper where it takes half an hour to get up to the 1259996548th storey*

Tristan: Master, I have returned with "them". *bows on one knee to his "master"*

Everyone: o_O

Master: *turns around in his chair* Good afternoon, fiends.

Everyone: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! THAT'S THAT'S THAT'S THAT'S!!!!!!

Bakura, Marik & Yami: THE EGYPTIAN GOD OF DEATH ANUBIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *stares at Anubis - a male human with the head of a jackal*

F_D_C & Psycho: HE'S SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_^

Yami: O_O DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE??!?!?!!

F_D_C & Psycho: Noooo……. () =)

Anubis: *rolls eyes* Shut it, mortals. Listen to me, you have made it back to 2003, well done. Now just because I hate all of you, especially YOU *points to Peggy* I will send you to the underworlds where you will meet Osiris and many other scary things. Goodbye. *trap door falls beneath everyone's feet and they are sent plummeting down to a dark scary place…*

F_D_C: Okay now I really AM scared… *latches onto Ryou*

Ryou: *starts crying*

Psycho: WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *is bouncing off random black wall which happens to be made of bouncy rubber stuffs*

Emily: Uh okay, why does that guy over there have green skin? *points to random guy*

Marik: That's Osiris, he's a good fellow, he decides whether we live forever or not. In mine and Bakura's case, he let us ^_^ YO OSIRIS! SUP MA BROTHA?!!

Osiris: *stops his knitting and looks up* Oh hello Marik Ishtar! I haven't seen you for five millennia! What are you all doing here?

Lady_Washu: Anubis sent us here.

Osiris: *rolls eyes* that grump. Let me show you the way outa here. *leads the group to a lovely field of reeds growing in a marsh*

Emiri: Eeewww mud…. *clings to Yugi*

Psycho: ^____________^ yay!!! MUD FUN!! MUD!!!! YAY!!!!!! *starts jumping up and down in the mud covering Bakura in it.*

Everyone: e_e

Yami: Soo……. Where are we then, Osiris?

Osiris: You're in the Fields of Peace (1) of course, duh! Now…. have a good time and, goodbye!

Mary Ann: Geeze, why do all these Egyptian Gods keep ditching us and expecting us to find our own way back?

Bakura: Pharaoh! Why don't you summon another God to take us home?!

Yami: I thought we were home?

Marik: *rolls eyes* The Fields of Peace are in Egypt, moron. As Pharaoh I thought you'd know more about this sort of thing.

Yami: My servants know about it for me.

Seto: Great so you're telling me that we're BACK in Egypt?!!

*suddenly the ground starts to break apart and everyone gets separated with their bishies*

Lady_Washu: Oh great now a scene from Digimon. [A/N: Remember in the first season when File Island broke apart? Well…. Yeah. Not that I watch Digimon anymore of course ^_^]

Psycho: *to Bakura* Great, now we're stuck on an Egyptian ISLAND in the middle of Ra knows what time in the middle of Ra knows WHERE…. WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?!!!

Bakura: Let me contact Ryou through our mindlink *contacts him* /Hikari, where are you, who are you with?/

Ryou: //I'm with F_D_C but nobody else!! I'm soooo scared! Hey wait! I have my Amulet of Courage!! Yay I'm not scared anymore!!// ^_^

Bakura: *rolls his eyes* /I'm stuck on an island with Psycho… where are you?/

Ryou: //On an island.//

Bakura: *is losing his patience* /WHERE on an island are you HIKARI?!?!!/

Ryou: //Oh, right over here.// *waves to Psycho who is about 50 odd metres away*

Bakura: *thinking* So much for wasting my mindlink energy.

Psycho: HEY RYOU!!! HEY F_D_C!!!!!!!!!

Ryou & F_D_C: HEY PSYCHO!!! HEY BAKURA!!!!!! WE'RE STUCK ON THE SAME ISLAND TOGETHER!!!!!!! HOW KEWL!!!!!!!!!

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Meanwhile with Yami and Lady_Washu…

Lady_Washu: Yami……… I love you!!!!!!!! *glomps*

Yami: -_-;; yes… you do…..

Lady_Washu: What are we gonna do? *in sarcastic `save me' voice* We're stuck on an island all alone! Oh no!

Yami: *growls* Come here you…. *grabs L_W and tackles her to the ground*

[I won't mention what happens next…]
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Meanwhile with Joey and Emily…

Joey: Man…. You'd at least expect this place to have some chow around here.

Emily: @_@ do you think about NOTHING but your stomach?

Joey: Nope!

Emily: ;_; what about me?

Joey: Oh and you of course *bats eyelashes*

Emily: Humph.

Joey: Fine

Emily: I'm cold!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: *takes his jacket off and puts it around Emily's shoulders and then wraps his arms around her*

Emily: ^__^ aaawwwww!!
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Meanwhile with Malik and Miko-chan…

Malik: *is sitting childishly sulking* -_- BOOORRIIINNG….

Miko-chan: I know what we can do!

Malik: And that would be…?

Miko-chan: LET'S MAKE OUT!!!!!!!!! It's guaranteed to cure your boredom…. ^_~

Malik: …………………………̷ 0;… I don't believe you.

Miko-chan: I'll be glad to prove it to you!!

Malik: Fine. Do it then!

Miko-chan: *glomps Malik and kisses him then pulls away to see what he thinks*

Malik: LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! *pulls Miko-chan closer*
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Meanwhile with Emiri and Yugi…

Emiri: *is looking up at Yugi high up on the top of a palm tree* Have you found one yet?

Yugi: Yeah! I found a heap of them!! *throws coconuts to the ground and hits Emiri on the head with one accidentally* OOPS!!! EMIRI ARE YOU OKAY?!?! *climbs back down the coconut tree*

Emiri: @.@ I'm okay……….

Yugi: Sorry!!!! *kisses Emiri's head and lips to make her feel better*

Emiri: @.@...................... ^__^ *feels better and kisses Yugi back*

Yugi: Let's open up these coconuts and eat them. I'm starved!!!
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Meanwhile with Mary Ann and Marik…

Marik: *is pacing up and down trying to plot an evil scheme to get back at Yami*

Mary Ann: What are you trying to plot a scheme for Yami for? All this isn't Yami's fault.

Marik: I know, I still haven't gotten revenge on the Pharaoh for 5 millennia anyway. Why not try now?

Mary Ann: Do that another day. Now come here and snuggle with me.

Marik: O_o

Mary Ann: Or……….not……..

Marik: *sits down and cuddles with her*

Mary Ann: That's more like it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *cracks open a beer* [A/N: I dunno that was random]

Marik: Gimme some of that!

Mary Ann: No! Mine! *threatens to use her cheese powers on him*

Marik: *points the Millennium Rod at her*

Mary Ann: *points her Cheese Rod at him*

Marik: *fine you win*

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*suddenly everyone's islands start drifting, but where will they take them?!!!*

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THERE!!!!!!!!! Happy now?!!! You got what you wanted!!!! Anyway…… I'm not angry, I'm just happy to PMSing ;_;. And I had fun writing that chapter anyway……. So gimme some ideas coz I have no idea whatsoever to put in the next chapter!!!!

(1) Fields of Peace= After the Ceremony of Maat and the person's heart is lighter than the Feather of Maat, the person's soul gets sent to the underworlds to meet up with Osiris to get permission to live forever in the Fields of Peace. Something like that anyway….