Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Mystical Creatures and Fairytales!!!! ( Chapter 14 )

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Hey guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sooooooooooo proud of myself for this WIKKED IDEA THAT I came up with!!! I hope you like it as much as I do!!! Anyway… let's get on with it!!

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Psycho: *is ripping hair out*

Ryou:……………..

Yugi:………?

Bakura: Uh… what are pulling your hair out for?

Psycho: IT'S FRICKIN' HOT AND I'VE GOT A MIGRANE AND I'M BORED BUT I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO!!! WAAAAAAAA~!!!!

Malik: Would you like to touch my rod? It might make you feel better…

Psycho: Sur- heeeeeeeey…. Quit it with the Rod jokes already, Malik-chan!!!

Malik: ^_^ worth a shot

Pegasus: Who's hosting today?

Psycho: ­*eyes Pegasus suspiciously* Why………..?

Pegasus: ()=) No reason….

Psycho: Fine I'll tell you what; you can host for today-

Pegasus: *squeals*

Psycho: BUT

Peggy: But?

Psycho: anything I don't like you doing I will send you to the Realm of the Psychos with F_D_C and you will be tortured for all eternity. GOT IT?!?!!! o_O

Peggy: GOT IT!!! ^_______________^ NOW…. *thinking to himself* I've always wanted to say this!* ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!! ^_________________^ *does a victory dance*

Psycho & Bakura: *rolls eyes*

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Psycho & F_D_C: *is cuddled up next to each other sleeping while Bakura and Ryou are chatting at the edge of their island*

Ryou: How are we going to get out of this mess, Bakura? *chibi eyes*

Bakura: No idea. We have to find that dumbass Pharaoh and get outa Egypt AGAIN.

Ryou: *sighs* I love you Bakura

Bakura: O.o Come again?

Ryou: Nothing! *blushes*

Psycho & F_D_C: *wakes up and joins their bishies sitting near the water on the island*

Psycho: GOOOOOOOOOOD morning Bakura!!

Bakura: *cocks eyebrow* What are you so happy for?

Psycho: I'm happy because... I'm………… STUCKONANISLANDWITHYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugz Bakura breathlessly*

Ryou: *to F_D_C* Good morning love. Shall we have some tea and biccys?

F_D_C: O_o say wha? We have no food so how do you expect to have tea and biscuits here?

*cups of tea and biccys appear*

F_D_C: ……………….. Pegasus….. are you trying out your magical fanfic host powers already?

Pegasus: *giggling is heard from above as two twin beautiful gleaming unicorns appear with blue diamonds on their foreheads and gigantic golden wings*

Psycho: THEY'RE SOOO PWEEETYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes and jumps on a Unicorn's back*

Bakura: That's our cue outa here!!! *jumps on the Unicorn's back behind Psycho*

F_D_C & Ryou: *does the same while sipping on their tea*

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Meanwhile with Lady_Washu and Yami…

L_W: YAMI!!!!!!!! YAMI GET UP!!!!!!!!

Yami: *groggily* Mmmm guh……

L_W: Yami you gotta take a look at this!!!!

Yami: *gets up* O_O WHAT DA HECK DO YOU CALL THAT THING??!!!! *glares at a white Chinese dragon with steam coming out its nostrils*

Pegasus: It's a white Chinese dragon. It's your ticket outa here.

L_W: BUT IT'S SCARY!!!!!!!!!!

Yami: *in prince charming voice* Fear not, oh beautiful one. For this Dragon will take us back to my castle in fairytale land, high, high above the clouds of eternal happiness.

L_W: *sighs dreamily* Take us away then! Almighty white Chinese dragon! Take us away to the clouds of eternal happiness!

White Chinese Dragon: *takes L_W and Yami somewhere above the sky to a castle of eternal happiness.

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Meanwhile with Joey and Emily…

Joey: WWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUN!!!!!!!!

Emily: Err… yeah, sure it is Joey. *looks at Joey picking his nose*

Joey: *stops picking his nose* Hey look!!! *points to a greenish-blue slimy tail thing in the water.

Emily: EEEWW!!! What is it?

Joey: I dunno… stay here I'll go check it out… *walks over to the water's edge and pokes the slimy thing with a stick*

Slimy thing: Who the hell do you think you are pokin' me with that Ra-forsaken stick?!

Joey: EEaaahh!! I didn't think you could talk!

Slimy thing: What did you expect? Pegasus is hosting this fic, he can make anything talk with that twisted, fucked up mind of his.

Joey: Good point. What exactly are you? Why are you here?

Slimy thing: I am known to be the Loch Ness Monster………… and I'm here to give you a ride to the castle upon the clouds.

Joey: But if you're the Loch Ness Monster……… how are ya supposed to fly?!

Loch Ness: *rolls eyes* Like I said, pal, if I'm in this fic, I can do anything. Now climb aboard with your little girlie friend and I'll take you where the next chapter wants you.

Joey & Emily: *climbs aboard the Loch Ness Monster*

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Meanwhile with Malik and Miko-chan…

Malik: *singing R. Kelly song* Girl please let me stick my key in your ignition babe, so I can get this thing startin' and get rollin' babe….

Miko-chan: I didn't know you knew R. Kelly songs!!

Malik: Are you kidding? R. Kelly is my favourite rapper! *keeps rapping*

Miko-chan: *DJ turntables immediately appear before her* *starts breaking it down on the turntables*

Malik: *keeps rapping/singing really getting into it then starts dancing bopping his head*

Miko-chan: YEAH BREAK IT DOWN MALIK-CHAN!!!!!!!!!! GOOOO MALIK!!!

*suddenly Ryou's leprechaun friend appears sitting on a rock smoking a J*

Malik: Hey sup bro? *does little handshakey thingy*

Leprechaun: Nothin much ma brotha, I was just sent here to tell you to summon your Winged Dragon of Ra card so you can bugger off outa here to the castle upon the clouds. LAterz. *disappears*

Malik: Er…. Ok then. I hope my dragon knows where he's going. *summons Winged Dragon of Ra, and as he does so, Kaiba appears on it as well*

Malik: WTF?!?!?!!~~~!?!?!??~?!~

Miko-chan: Malik…. Language….

Kaiba: What the hell am I doing here?!

Malik: I was about to ask you the same question.

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Meanwhile with Emiri and Yugi…

Yugi: RA! GIVE ME A SIGN!!!!!!!

Emiri: -_-;; We have to figure out why you have grown wings, Yugi.

Yugi: That's why I'm calling to Ra for help!!!!!!!

Emiri: Did it ever occur to you that Ra only listens to EGYPTIANS Yugi?!

Yugi: ;_: *flutters pink and purple fairy wings on his back*

Emiri: Hey! Why don't you try and fly, Yugi!

Yugi: *tries to fly but to no avail*

*suddenly three delicate fairies appear, one with pink wings and dress, one with blue and one with purple.*

Emiri: Hey! Maybe you guys can help us!!!

Purple Fairy: I suppose you're wondering why we put wings on Yugi, huh?

Yugi: IT WAS YOU THAT DID THIS?!??!?!!?!?! I WILL MURDER YOU! YOU LITTLE FLIES!!!!!!!

Pink Fairy: I beg your pardon? We are most certainly not flies!!!

Blue Fairy: We were sent here by a long silver-haired mortal with a golden eye. He has commanded us to give you the gift of fairy wings so you can fly to the castle upon the clouds of eternal happiness to join your fellow companions.

Emiri: *rolls eyes* Quit it with the Anzu talk already. Now gimme some wings so I can get offa this island!!!

Purple Fairy: *shakes her magic glittery wand and Emiri suddenly appears with sparkly green fairy wings*

Yugi: You could at least give me a decent colour. Pink and purple is just NOT my thing.

Pink Fairy: FINE. *gives Yugi sparkling yellow wings*

Yugi: ^_^ yay!

Blue Fairy: Now, fly, far, far up into the heavens of the sky and meet your destiny!

Emiri & Yugi: e_e we might have wings but we don't know how to fly!!!

Pink Fairy: *rolls eyes* You'll get the hang of it*

Fairies: *disappears in puff of stardust*

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Meanwhile with Mary Ann and Marik…

Mary Ann: HAH! TAKE THAT! AND THAT!! *poking Marik with Cheese Rod*

Marik: WELL….. TAKE THIS!!!!!!! *slices Cheese Rod in half with Millennium Rod*

Mary Ann: WAAA! YOU WIN AGAIN!!!!!! ;_;

*out of the blue, a snake slithers up Marik's trouser leg*
Marik: Aaahahah!!!! Get this thing outa my pants!!!!!!!

Mary Ann: >:-D with pleasure!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: The snake I mean! I have a snake in my trousers!!!!!!

Mary Ann: Every guy has a trousersnake, Marik. *rolls eyes*

Marik: I'm serious! There is a snake up my trousers!!!!!!!!!

*snake slithers back out of Marik's trousers*

Marik: *sighs with relief*

Mary Ann: ^_^ oops there really was a snake in your pants

Snake: Ok now that I've got your attention, you need to walk to the other side of the island where you will find a golden chariot and two black horses. They'll take you to the castle upon the clouds of eternal happiness. The royal family awaits you there.

Mary Ann & Marik: O_o o_O

Snake: *rolls eyes* Fine I'll take you there. Follow me.

Mary Ann & Marik: *follows the snake to the other side of the island where they find a golden chariot with two black horses harnessed to it*

Snake: Now climb aboard, and Ra-forbid should you offend any of the royal family's members. Good luck now! *waves them goodbye*

Mary Ann: *looking down at the snake from the clouds* How can a snake wave if it has no arms?

Marik: Stop confusing me you're giving me a headache!!!

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Meanwhile with Bakura, Psycho, F_D_C & Ryou…

*their unicorns have landed on the silvery-white clouds of eternal happiness and before them stands a castle made purely of diamond crystal. Suddenly they see Yami and Lady_Washu riding upon their White Chinese Dragon, Joey and Emily riding upon the Loch Ness Monster, Malik, Miko-chan and Kaiba riding upon the Winged Dragon of Ra, Yugi and Emiri flying with their fairy wings and Mary Ann and Marik riding in their golden chariot with black horses*

Seto: Would someone like to explain to me what the hell is going on?! Where the hell are we?!

Joey: Looks like a castle to me.

Seto: I figured that, moron.

Malik: Well, shall we go in and see who's inside?

Psycho: Sounds like a plan to me!!!!!!!

*everyone rides inside the diamond palace on their mystical creatures as their transportation and looks in shock at the people sitting on the thrones*

Emily: Uh……… Duke Devlin?!?!! What are YOU doing here??

Duke Devlin: Since Pegasus is hosting this fic for today, he has put me as thee most important character in it. I asked him oh-so-very-nicely and he couldn't resist. Psycho hasn't put me in ONE of her chapters so far, so I knew Pegasus would.

F_D_C: How are YOU important?!!

Duke: Because I'm the KING of this castle!!!!!!! Now, take a seat and let me explain *snaps his fingers and all mystical creatures disappear and are replaced with tons and tons of pillows and cushions* Now, to answer your question, Kaiba, YOU are one of the many PRINCES of this castle. You are a lucky one. The rest of you have various positions while you stay here in this castle - some of you are royal, others are servants or slaves. We have selected randomly who is what. But that will be discussed in the next chapter.

Lady_Washu: *snaps fingers with frustration* Darn, that sucks.

Duke: Yes, it does. Now, let me introduce you to my Queen……… Mai, darling? You may come out now!

Everyone: O_O MAI IS DUKE'S QUEEN????!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duke: You got that in one ^_~

Mai: *waltzes into the throne room* YES, EVERYONE. I AM THE QUEEN OF THIS CASTLE, I BELONG TO KING DUKE. ANYBODY WHO HAS A PROBLEM WITH THAT MAY KISS MY FEET.

Psycho: EWWW Mai's feet… *shudders*

Duke: So now, I shall read out who is in what position in this castle while you are here for your stay……

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WOOHOO!!!! I can't believe what a great idea that was that IIIIIIIIII came up with!!!!!! ^___________^ I'm so proud of myself!!! Don't you think that's a great idea?! Putting the YGO cast and Fangirls into fairytale land with castles and knights and unicorns and frogs and princesses and majik!!!!!!! ^_^

P.S - Kitsune, you will be in my next chapter I promise!!! I got plans 4 u girl!! F_D_C - email me damn you!!! And Emily, where the heck have you been girl?! I'll email you sometime soon. For now, R&R and the next chapter will be up soon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!