Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Princes, Princesses, Kings and Queens!!! ( Chapter 15 )

DISCLAIMER:::::: The only frickin' thing I own in this fic is ME, my idea, the Diamond Castle, the whole Sky Warriors and Night Demons thing, unicorns and MY JEANS!!!! ^______^ (see below)

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Psycho: Yeah work it baby!! Work it!! *strutting in front of the mirror*

Malik: Just what are you doing, Psycho?

Psycho: I'm WORKIN' IT!!! *still strutting*

Malik: Why?

Psycho: Because my Mum bought me new jeans, dat's why!!!!! ^_____^ *continues strutting like a supermodel*

Mai: Don't mind me asking, but, what size are you?

Psycho: Well, American sizes are different to New Zealand sized clothing so… lemme do the math here…. *thinks real hard* a size 4 in American clothing is a size 8 in my clothing… so I'm a size 4!! Phew, if you said you were a size 4 in New Zealand everyone would think you were anorexic…

Mai: Pfft, I'm a size 1, so there!

Psycho: Good for you, what's your idea of fun, Mai? Throwing up your meals three times a day? Having lettuce for dinner? Going to the gym 24/7?

Mai: Yeah pretty much.

Psycho: That's great *grabs Bakura's flamethrower and sizzles Mai to a crisp* Guess you're a size minus zero now, huh?

Mai: @_@

Pegasus: Might I ask, do you think I did well hosting your fic in the last chapter, Psycho?

Psycho: Hmmm…. What do you think Bakura?

Bakura: *shrugs* I guess it's okay. But whoever came up with the idea of Kaiba being a prince is beyond me.

Psycho: -_- actually that was me. Because I have plans for him and a new special guest which I shall introduce later in the chapter.

Kitsune: Why not NOOOWWW?

Psycho: O_O You were meant to be a surprise! Now get outa here before Kaiba sees you!!!!!!

Kitsune: Oh, okay! ^_^ *disappears*

Kaiba: *comes in* Did I miss something?

Psycho: ^_^ nope!! Just in time for the fic to start!!

Pegasus: Can I host again today? *chibi EYE*

Psycho: o_O fine, you did a good job last time anyway.

Pegasus: ^_o yay!!!!!!!

Yami: ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!

Pegasus: Hey that was my line!!!!

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Duke Devlin: *reading from a mile-long scroll* A-ahem… so, let's start with the bishounens, first then, shall we? Now you do know, naturally, whoever is picked to be a royal citizen, then their partner is automatically a royal citizen to go with them. Clear?

All Bishounens: *grumbling, muttering*

Duke: RYOU BAKURA, you are a………… Head swordsman. You are the leader of our military force swordsmen which fight wars on the clouds against the evil Night Demons. We are known as the `Sky Warriors' and we protect our prized Diamond Castle against anyone who tries to destroy it.

Ryou: *girlish scream* A l-l-l-leader of the military force? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do I get treated with royalty?

Duke: Yes, in fact you do. Do bear in mind that if the Night Demons approach while you are on your stay here, which they most likely will, then you will be in for some blood shedding, carnage and decapitation.

Ryou: *feels faint and gets escorted to his room in the south wing of the palace*

F_D_C: Hey wait, Ryou come back!!!

Ryou: I will come back for you, dear F_D_C, I will return!! Remember, now that I am royal, so are you!!!!

F_D_C: ;_;…………… hey yeah!! Kewl!!

Duke: Now, on with the next - BAKURA!!!!!!!!!! You are a……… what in the hell? SOMEBODY HAS GOT THIS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: Got what wrong, fool?

Duke: It says here that you are a PRINCE

Bakura: ^_^ I don't believe I object to that!

Duke: *grumbles* Fine, whatever. SERVANT! Take this "prince" away to his bedroom.

Bakura: *gets escorted away with Psycho attached to his leg, dragging along the floor behind him* Let go of me, my lovely Psycho. I will be back as a prince, and you, as my princess or other royal lady.

Psycho: ^_^ *dreams of Bakura as a prince*

Duke: ALRIGHT!!! NOW……… Malik!!!!!! You are a……… ooh, you are a gardener. Your job is to keep the palace grounds tidy and deliver fresh white roses to all royal citizens' bedrooms every day.

Malik: *jaw drops* WHAT??!!! A…A…A… A GARDENER?!!! DON'T BE RIDICULOUS!!! I OBJECT!!!

Duke: Hey at least you aren't a dungeon slave.

Everyone: *gulps*

Duke: So, off with you now. *servant comes and takes away Malik to a room which is near the gardens*

Miko-chan: HOLD IT!!!!!!! *stomps foot on the ground which shakes the entire palace*

Duke: Yes?

Miko-chan: WHAT AM I THEN??!! If my Malikie baby is a gardener?

Duke: You'll get your turn. I assure you we will not separate you from your bishounen. Now, sit down and shut up!!!

Miko-chan: *muttering* Asshole….

Duke: A-ahem…. MARIK!!! You are a……… knight on unicorn-back!!! Well done, good chap.

Marik: I'ma what-what?

Duke: You're a knight on unicorn-back. You fight for the Sky Warriors just as Ryou does. Now, off with you!

Marik: But I don't know how to ride a unicorn!!! I had a bad enough experience in chapter 5 with the horses…

Duke: You will be trained. Now… *servant takes away Marik to his room at the bottom of the castle* SETO KAIBA!!!!! You already know what you are, you are a prince. But you will not go just yet.

Seto: Is that because I have a princess awaiting me?

Duke: Dammitt. You're rich AND intelligent. SERVANT!!! Bring out the princess of this castle!!!!!!!

Servant: *brings in a lovely lady in a HUGE pink dress…*

Seto: *jaw drops* Th-th-thAT is my princess?!!! WOOOHOOO!!!!

Princess: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! PRINCE SETO!!!!! YOU'VE COME FOR ME!! FINALLY!!!!!!! *glomps Kaiba* Let me introduce myself. My name is Princess Kitsune and I believe I have a very good friend here named Lady_Washu. HEY GIRL!!!! *reunites with L_W*

Psycho: Yeah, yeah. Do that later! Now get on with it you freaky-haired, green-eyed bug!! *referring to Duke*

Duke: *eyes Psycho suspiciously* A-ahem… JOEY!!!!! Since you are so very good with, err, eating… you shall be a chef. Off with you!!

Joey: ALRIGHT!!! At least I know I'm not gonna get MY head chopped off!!! *gets taken to his room which is close to the kitchen*

Emily: u_u;; phew…

Duke: Now, hmm… who do we have left? Ah, of course… Yugi and Yami… YUGI… since you are far too smaller sized for ANYTHING, you can be a stable hand. Your job will be to make sure the Unicorns both of Sky Warriors and royal citizens are in good, healthy shape. This means you need to groom them daily, polish the blue diamonds on their foreheads, smooth out their golden wings and make sure their manes and tails are silky and knotless.

Yugi: *mumbling* yes sir… *gets taken away to his room on the edge of the castle near the stables*

Duke: Now, the last of our bishounens… YAMI!!! You are in for a rude awakening… you are NOT going to be royal in this palace, but you WILL have a very important place in the Sky Warrior Army. You are an Archery Shooter. You may or may not choose to be mounted on unicorn-back if you do need to fight.

Yami: Do I still get treated like royalty? Ryou does and he's a swordsman!!

Duke: You will get treated well, but not to the extent of royalty as Ryou does because you are not the HEAD of the Archery Shooters.

Yami: Then, who is?

Duke: You'll find out soon enough. Now off with you! *servant takes Yami to his room*

Psycho: I miss my Bakura…

F_D_C: Me too… ;_;

Duke: Stop whimpering… *muttering* girls… NOW!! Who shall I start with? How about you, F_D_C?

F_D_C: Suits me. I've been gone the longest without my bishie!!!

Duke: Okay, you are the royal wife of Ryou, the head swordsman. So you sort of act like a princess but you aren't, since Ryou isn't a prince. Same diff.

F_D_C: Sounds good to me! Now take me to my Ryou!!!! *gets escorted to her room*

Psycho: Later F_D_C! See ya soon gurl!!

Duke: Err, okay now then. Psycho… you are, naturally, a princess, since Bakura has been mistakenly put down as Prince. But nevermind. So, off with you now!

Psycho: EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! ^_^ *gets taken to her room in the tippety-top of a tower which looks across the whole sky*

Duke: Now, Miko-chan. As your Malik is a gardener, you are a Fair Maiden. You pretty much play the role of Snow White. All you do is sing songs, pick flowers, bring in water from the well and talk to the birds and do the occasional cleaning, of course.

Miko-chan: Hmm…. Doesn't sound TOO bad I suppose… as long as I don't have to dress in rags!!!!

Duke: We have style, here in this castle. I assure you, you won't have to dress in rags. You aren't a FAIR maiden if you dress in rags, are you?

Miko-chan: *mumbles and gets taken to her room on the north wing of the castle which looks out across a beautiful water garden lined with willow trees and roses*

Duke: Okay, now for Mary Ann… *takes notice of Mary Ann's Cheese Rod which she is holding firmly* Since you have the ability to do magic with fire, ice and cheese, you will be the castle's sorceress. Just pretend you are the Dark Magician Girl… or something…

Mary Ann: ^_^ kewl! The Dark Magician Girl is soooo pretty and kewl and wicked!!! Do I get treated like royaltyyyyyyyy?

Duke: No but you get a room which is just as nice as Marik's. So there.

Mary Ann: KEWL!! *gets taken to the west wing of the Diamond Palace to a room with all sorts of wicked majiky stuff in it*

Duke: Hmm… *looking down scroll* Ah yes, now we have got the fair Emily. You are one of the Orchard Pickers of the castle. Out the back of the royal gardens we have apple, apricot, cherry, pear and peach orchards. Your job is to pick this fruit and take it to your husband Joey who works in the kitchen. You get a nice room with lovely clothes and EVERYONE loves you… how about that?

Emily: -_- as long as I'm not working ALL day… it sounds okay ^_^

Duke: GREAT! Now… for little Emiri. According to the scroll here you are…… a Countess of another land?!! That doesn't sound right!!

Emiri: O_o another land? Where is this `other' land that you speak of?

Duke: Hmm… I do not know. For now, I'll put you in a room near Yugi's room by the stables and find out tonight which `other land' you supposedly come from.

Emiri: *gets escorted to her room*

Duke: And, last but not least… Lady_Washu_of_Evil…

L_W: I DEMAND TO BE A QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Duke: Sorry, not this time! You are the Princess Kitsune's Royal Maid. You help her dress and brush her hair, do her nails and makeup and pretty much get treated like royalty yourself. Sound good?

L_W: Yeah, sounds great!! I gotta go catch up on some gossip now!! Bye-bye!! *skips off to her majestic room with glee to find Kitsune*
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Bakura: Uh… do I have to wear this? *looks at himself in the mirror wearing a red velvet cape lined with white fur with black dots on it. On his head is a crown which is a little too big*

Maid: If you want to let everyone know that you're Prince then you must wear these garments.

Bakura: Well okay then. When do I get to see my Princess Psycho?

Maid: We are all to be gathered in the dining hall at precisely seven tonight for a feast. You shall see her then.

Bakura: Hmph. Fine then. What am I to do `til then?

Maid: Well ah, you could, err, order people around, take a walk around the beautiful gardens, pick out a Unicorn to call your own, navigate your way around the castle, play pool and have some drinks in the bar or, frankly, whatever you desire. It's up to you, your majesty.

Bakura: Never before have I been called `your majesty'! That feels great! I order you to leave!

Maid: As you wish, Prince Bakura. *leaves*

Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! THE ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura's Conscience: You're not King yet, stupid.

Bakura: Shut up. I'm Prince Bakura. That's good enough for me!

Bakura's Conscience: *rolls eyes* [A/N: Do Conscience's have eyes?]
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Psycho: What a beautiful view!! *looks out at the view from the top of the tower which her room is in* Ooh look a wardrobe! I wonder what's in it… *eyes widen at all the beautiful fairytale princess dresses in her wardrobe* O! O! O! THEY'RE ALL SO PWEETY!!!!!!! WHICH ONE AM I GONNA TRY ON FIRST???!!!! *hopping up and down with excitement*

Maid: Whichever you desire, my lady. Take your pick.

Psycho: *picks out a dark red dress and hat (like the DMG's hat) which has a silk train thing hanging down from it…* [A/N: You know like the one that Minnie Mouse wears in Fantasia?]

Maid: That colour suits you well, my lady.

Psycho: You really think so?! SQWEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!! *twirls around holding her dress out* I'M A PRINCESS!!! I'M REALLY A PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!

Maid: Yes, you are a princess, Princess Psycho.
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Ryou: Is this really necessary… *is being shown how to kill a Night Demon on the spot with his sword by striking at the base of the neck*

Trainer guy: If you wanna keep your ass from goin' to hell then yes Sir!!

Ryou: *sighs* Oh boy… I command you to leave.

Trainer guy: Sir! Yes Sir! *marches out*

Ryou: *flops onto his bed and puts on some normal clothes and goes out on a mission to find F_D_C*
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F_D_C: OMIGOD!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THIS BEDROOM!!!!!!!!!! *stares at the bedroom with stars in her eyes as everything is made of gold, diamonds, ivory and different coloured precious gems*

Maid: Yes I know it's beautiful. Now let's get you dressed into some proper Palace-type garments. Our feast begins in an hour.

F_D_C: Alllrighty then… let's see… whatta we got here? *pulls out dark purple dress from the walk-in wardrobe*

Maid: That's one of my personal favourites. It would look marvelous on you!

F_D_C: If you say so. *goes and tries it on* Hey, this DOES look good! I'm going to go and show Ryou!!! *runs off to find Ryou*
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Malik: What's with all the flowers in my room?

Maid: Well, you ARE the castle gardener, Sir Malik.

Malik: *mutters* So what am I supposed to do until seven o'clock?

Maid: I believe King Duke has asked you to arrange some flowers for the dining table, Sir Malik.

Malik: *grumbles* Fine. *goes down to the Throne room*

Duke: Ah, Malik. Just the boy I've been waiting to see.

Malik: Get on with it, shit-for-brains.

Duke: Yes, I ORDER you to pick three hundred Azaleas in assorted colours from the garden and place them in vases on the dining table before seven o'clock. If you don't do it, I'll feed you to the Castle Monster - Lisa.

Malik: Lisa?

Duke: Lisa is a crocodile in the Castle's moat. She is very vicious and I assure you she doesn't take things lightly with her meals.

Malik: *over mindlink* /Marik, start plotting an evil scheme to feed Duke and Mai to Lisa the crocodile in the moat/

Marik: //Later maybe.//

Malik: /You are so lazy/

Marik: //Nah just busy. This Ra-damned Unicorn is not being friendly to me// *is struggling to get up on his new-found "friend".*

Malik: /Meet me at the dining room at ten to seven before the annual feast and I will tell you more about what I have planned/

Marik: //Sure, hikari. Over and out.//

Malik: *goes off to the garden with two large baskets and starts picking azaleas*
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Seto: No, no, NO!! This simply will NOT DO!!!!!

Maid: Then, what will do, your highness?

Seto: I demand only pearls and opals for my beautiful Princess Kitsune!!

Maid: *thinking to herself* I have never met such a perfectionist of a Prince before… *out loud* Very well then, Prince Kaiba. I shall call in to the castle's miner and ask him to prepare a necklace made of peals and opals for your princess.

Seto: That's more like it!! Oh and while you're down there, why don't you go and ask that damned King Duke where my little brother is? I haven't seen him this entire chapter!

Maid: Yes, your majesty. *leaves*
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Joey: Yo I need some more potaytas over `ere!

Kitchen Hand: Incoming!

Potatoes: *fall magically into Joey's boiling pot*

Joey: *thumbs up* Thanks! Man I really hope I get to eat some of this food too…

Emily: *is standing in doorway in sexy sheer satin black dress* Let's hope that you get to finish this food on time baby… *licks lips*

Joey: *stops what he's doing and drools halfway to the floor*

Emily: *grins seductively and seduces him*
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Emiri: *is making out with Yugi on her bed suite*

Maid: *walks in* Ahem… King Duke wishes to see you after the annual feast, Lady Emiri.

Emiri: *goes all embarrassed* Oh, ah, okay! Thanks!

Maid: No problem. Now, what do you wish to be wearing for the feast tonight, Lady Emiri?

Emiri: I dunno. Anything and everything!

Yugi: Hmm… *thinks sexy thoughts of Emiri* Hehehe how about you go naked?

Emiri & Maid: O_o o_O

Yugi: Guess not. Well I'll just go and err… talk to my unicorns! *leaves*

Emiri: *thinking* and I thought Yami was the darker half…
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Yami: Err, I must say, I've never had to use one of these before. *looks at bow and arrow set*

Head of Archery Shooters: *is wearing a mask* you'll get used to it…

Yami: *eyes HoAS suspiciously* Why don't you take that mask off and show me who you REALLY are?!

HoAS: Fine… as you wish… *takes off mask*

Yami: Ahh! Mokuba?! How in Ra's name did you get the position as the Head of the Archery Shooters?!

Mokuba: *shrugs* I dunno. Blame Pegasus. He's hosting this crazy chapter. *walks off*

Yami: Oh boy… I'm gonna go find Lady_Washu… *goes on his massive journey through the palace to find L_W*
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Lady_Washu: *is combing Kitsune's hair*

Kitsune: Man, I sure am lucky to be a princess. Don't you think so?

L_W: *mumbling* Yea I guess so… *thinking* damn you stupid Pegasus host of this stupid STUPID fic… I AM ROYALTY!!!!!!!!

Pegasus: Hey you're a royal maid, aren't you?

L_W: Yeah but I'm supposed to BE served, not SERVE others!!! >.<

Pegasus: Well, too bad! Would you like Funny Bunny to cheer you up?

L_W: O Ra please no… *funny bunny appears*

Kitsune: AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!! What the hell is that thing??!!!

L_W: It's Pegasus' scary little obsession…

Kitsune: e_e oh….

Funny Bunny: *in hillbilly voice* OOoOOoO!! Don't you ladies look mighty fine this night??!!?

Kitsune: GET THE HELL OUTA MY PALACE YOU FLUFFY HILLBILLY FRAUD!!!!!!!!!

L_W: Fluffy Hillbilly Fraud?

Kitsune: *shrugs* I dunno it sounded kewl at the time.

L_W: O_o *shrugs*

Kitsune: o_O *shrugs*

FB: e_e *disappears in a puff of smoke*

Maid: Err… forgive me, my ladies, but it is now time to report in the dining hall for our annual feast. May I escort you now?

Kitsune: there is no need for you to escort us to the dining hall, miss. Instead, fetch our lovely gentlemen, Seto Kaiba and Yami Yugi. They will take us to dinner.

L_W: Ooh, very well said!

Kitsune: I think so too. Now, off with you maid! And fetch our bishounens!

Maid: As you wish, Princess. *leaves quickly and returns with Yami and Seto*

L_W & Kitsune: ……O.O you guys look great!!

Seto & Yami: We know. Now, shall we? *links arms with their fangirls and goes off to dinner*

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Hey guys, hope you liked that one. Told ya I'd put you in this chapter Kitsune! And Lady_Washu did you like how I put you guys together in it? I hope I haven't offended you by not putting you as a Queen! You know you deserve it anyway!! P.S - anyone, if you don't like what position you are in in the palace, just tell me and I'll think of something else, if it's possible.

Next chapter: The annual feast. Everyone unites and sees each other in their new fairytale outfits. Ryou, Yami and Marik get trained to fight and do the Night Demons come and attack? All ideas are most welcome and will be considered!!