Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ The Christmas from Hell --- Err, I mean, The Underworld o__O ( Chapter 26 )

Chapter 26: The Christmas from Hell --- err, I mean the Underworld o_O

Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!!!!! Except my demented mind. *cough cough*

Bakura: I should have KNOWN you'd do something like this >.>

Malik: sssshhhhUSH!! YOU'RE RUINING THE MOVIE! *is watching Beauty and the Beast Christmas Edition* O.O

Psycho: -_-' Yep well, I just HAD to update this fic somewhere along the line, and so if you don't want to participate then by all means---

Nyoko: O_O *slaps hand over mouth* what she really means is that err… well I don't really know what she means

RavenFire: -_-' you don't know much do you Nyoko?

Nyoko: *just blinks* …… THIS IS MY SECOND CHRISTMAS!!! :D

Bakura: *in monotone* Hallelujah -.-

Pegasus: *rushing around the house doing decorations* DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWLS OF HOLLY!! FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA LAAA!! TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY FALALALALALALAL---

Malik: *whacks Pegasus around the head* BE QUIET ALREADY!! I'm trying to watch TVVVVVV!! *whines*

FDC: -_-' I think you should just get this started before Malik goes into cardiac arrest

Psycho: Done -_-'

-*-*-*-*-Everyone EXCEPT the fangirls (just the fangirls, not their yamis) are at Pegasus' castle in Duelist Kingdom, looking forever scared-*-*-*-*-

RavenFire: Whyyyy must you have put us here? Why? Why? WHYYYY?!!!

Shizuka: I don't know, but what I do know is that this Christmas is going to be very different from others…

Ryou: Err yeah…so… now what?

Malik: *is laughing uncontrollably at nothing*

Isis: -_-' don't mind him, Marik has a tendency to crack jokes over their mind link around Christmas time that only Malik really finds funny

Yuugi: I don't think we want to know…

Nyoko: *appears in puff of pink smoke wearing a fluffy little Santa outfit which is pink with white fur around the edges* HI EVERYONE! ^_^ Pegasus is calling for you!

Jou: How do you know?

Nyoko: Because I do… *shifty eyes* ONWARDS AND UPWARDS PEOPLE!

Marik: @.@ *follows*

All: e_e *follow her too*

*everyone arrives in a room where Pegasus is sitting*

Kurama: Something about this place does NOT feel right…

Inu Yasha: O_O you're telling me…

Bakura: *to Pegasus* If you even THINK about trying anything… I might just have to rip out your OTHER eye instead!! FOOWAHAHAHAHA!!

Ryou: -.-

Pegasus: *gets a wary look* o.o Riiiight… anyway, I have a task for all of you to complete before you go back to Domino

Seto: Who says we have to do what you say?

Pegasus: Bearing in mind I still have these soul cards, Kaiba-boy…

Seto: Point taken -.-

Pegasus: Since your fangirls are not here, you are going to go back to Domino, find a place to stay, and throw the BIGGEST Christmas party for them as you can!

Mokuba: That's a first -.-

RavenFire: You really should talk mullet-boy

Jou: Yeah you've GOT no fangirls! HAHA!

Dark_Warrior: But we are in the middle of nowhere… and how are we supposed to scrape up money for this party?

Otogi: Yeah and how are we supposed to do this without them getting suspicious?

Seto: My God you actually said something intelligent for once -.-

All: Huh?

Seto: e_e never mind

Pegasus: Don't worry about that, I have a solution to keep the fangirls busy while you do the preparations

Nyoko: Yups!

Yuugi: What will they be doing?

Pegasus: They have gone to find Shadi from the last chapter if I recall… he's still missing

Isis: O_O he is?

Pegasus: YES! But you will help with the Christmas party, so don't worry about him

Isis: Okay…

Pegasus: You have 48 hours to complete this! GO!

*Everyone runs around in a frenzied panic and smashes into each other then lands on the floor*

Bakura: Oww… my head -.-'

~*In Greece*~

Authoresses: (((O_O)))..............

Lady_Washu: How in the HELL did we end up BACK in Greece?!

FDC: From memory… we just got back to Japan and now we got transported BACK here -_-'

Rowan Girl: I'm thinking Pegasus is behind this…

Yamifanner: Yea… but where is everyone else?

Psycho: O_O we're the only ones here!

FDC: AAAH!!!! I think I'll die without Raven here!! NNNOOOO!!

Others: -.-'

Psycho: Don't fret! We'll be fine. FEAR NOT!

Pegasus' voice: YOU HAVE A MISSION!!

Mary Ann: About time he showed up

L_W: I'm gonna kick your ASS once I get back to Japan!!

Pegasus: You can try -.- ANYWAY!! You have to find Shadi, or I'll never get you back here in time for Christmas…

Psycho: Not even with our yamis' help?!

Pegasus: Not a bean! ^_^ good luck! *disappears* *reappears* Before I go, you might want to buy some hamster pellets for bait. BYE! *disappears again*

FDC: This is going to take a LONG time -.-

-*-*-*-Back in Domino-*-*-*-

Kurama: Where, why, what, who and how should we do this?

Hiei: Is everyone here for starters?

Ryou: Yup!

Hiei: Alright, good.

Marik: We need to hire out a place!

Nyoko: Or we could just gatecrash someone's place!

Seto: Why not just use my mansion?

RavenFire: Or my underground lair?

Nyoko: THAT would be in the Underworld

RavenFire: ExACTLY!

Otogi: That would scare the wits out of them!

Malik: Not to mention US too!

Nyoko: It's not really that bad…my hikari has been there before…

RavenFire: Yeah remember we threw our Halloween bash in the Shadow Realm?

Nyoko: Yah that was great! =^-^=!

Dark_Warrior: They'll get used to it!

Marik: They'll probably like it!

RavenFire: All in favour of using the Underworld as our Christmas bash location, say I!

All yamis, Kurama and Inu Yasha: I!!!

Ryou: I think they got us on this one -.-'

Malik: You can say THAT again o___O

-*-*-*-In Greece-*-*-*-

Emily: Where are we supposed to START looking?

Yamifanner: He could be ANYWHERE by now!

FDC: We will use bait! We just need to find a pet shop

Rowan Girl: A… pet shop? o_O

Psycho: Yup! Shadi has a figment in his imagination that he is a hamster… and that demonic dolphins keep following him

Rowan Girl: Uh huh… ((O__o

FDC: Don't ask -.- let's just go

*all tramp into the town centre of Athens*

Kitsune: Look! A pet shop!

Psycho & FDC: *take a deep breath* O.O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH LOOK AT THE LITTLE KITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =========^______________^========= *pet kittens*

Kittens: O_o mew?

Other fangirls: -.-'

Mary Ann: Come on girls, let's get this done so we can go home.

Fangirls: *step into the pet shop*

LW: We need hamster bait - err - food, I mean.

Clerk: *looks around nervously* *rips out a bag of hamster pellets from behind the counter* TAKE IT!! TAKE IT ALL!! *runs off laughing and screaming like a demented Christmas cake* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *passes out form laughter down the street somewhere and gets hit by a bus*

Fangirls: (((O_____O)))

FDC & Psycho: …………………………. *DIE laughing* AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

FDC: That's the most insane classic shit I've seen in ages!!

Rowan Girl: Ok children! It's time to go and get Shadi!

Emily: Operation: Find Shadi, COMMENCE!!

-*-*-*-In the Underworld-*-*-*-

Bakura: Home sweet home

RavenFire: Yeah really! Let me go find Shiva and I'll ask him about this Christmas celebration! Be right back! =^-^= *grabs Nyoko and disappears into an inky black void with her*

Yuugi: o_O now what?

Malik: LET'S TELL STORIES!

Dark_Warrior: Yes, let's do!

All: *sit in a circle on the black ground that seems to be transparent and floating beneath them, and not even solid at all*

Hiei: Are we sitting on a cloud?

Honda: Yay my first line! ^_^ I have no idea, but what I do know is that--

Shizuka: *whacks him* e_e let's get on with the stories, people

Honda: X_x

Bakura: I have one! It's about what happened last Christmas…

-*-*-*-In Greece-*-*-*-

-All fangirls are hiding behind a batch of trees near the Olympic stadium where Shadi was last seen-

FDC: *whispering* with this trace of hamster pellets leading here, he's BOUND to show up!

Mary Ann: I hope this works!

LW: Do you have the trap net ready?

Psycho: *hiding up a nearby tree* Sure do! ^.~

*everything goes dark*

All: O_O

Kitsune: Omg! A solar eclipse!

Yamifanner: *squeals* Scary!

Emily: How will we get Shadi back NOW?

FDC: OO he's right there! *points to a cluster of white robes running toward us in the distance*

Psycho: Dude I never knew his bathrobes glowed in the dark!

FDC: Neither did I o_O

Psycho: O__o *shrugs and drops net*

All fangirls: *cheer* YAAY! We did it!

Shadi: AAAAAH!! LET ME OUT LET ME OUT LET ME OUT!! *rolling around getting tangled up in the net*

FDC: Calm down you ostrich egg! It's only us!

Shadi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

FDC: -.-' Psycho, hand me the meds

Psycho: *fishes around in pockets* …O.O Pegasus didn't GIVE us his meds!

FDC: *blinks* you're not SERIOUS?

Rowan Girl: WE'RE DOOMED!!!!

-*-*-*-In the Underworld-*-*-*-

Bakura: …and so in the end, the Christmas tree caught fire, fell on Marik, Marik caught fire, he rolled around in the snow outside, came back in, and proceeded to beat the Christmas tree to death.

All: ((o_O))

Malik: All while he was stark naked!

Ryou: O_O I remember that…

Marik: =__= we were playing Christmas strip-poker okay! And you could have told me that hairspray was flammable.

Ryou: You could have told ME that our cat was chewing on the Christmas lights!

Bakura: I did, you were just too drunk to remember

Ryou: Oh @.@

Marik: And then I got what they call a "cold" whatever the hell that is -.-'

Malik: e_e dumbass

Nyoko & Raven: *appear* we're back! =^-^=

Jou: Bout time!

Marik: What did Shiva say?

Dark_Warrior: Who the hell might I ask is Shiva?

RavenFire: He's my God! ^^ I'm Tibetan, remember?

All: o_O no…

RavenFire: -.-' ANYWAY, he said we can use my place to have our Christmas bash! We just gotta do all the preparations and wait for our hikaris and fangirls to come back!

Nyoko: And we're getting the other demons to help us out!

Marik: O_o you are?

Nyoko: Yes! Now let's go!

-*-*-*-In Greece-*-*-*-

FDC: Pegasus! I call upon thee to send down from the godly heavens, Shadi's medication!

Psycho: o_O *starts doing a rain dance*

-Shadi's medication floats down from the sky in a bubble-

Yamifanner: O_o how did this happen? And why is she doing a rain dance?

Emily: Yeah well she used to worship the mushrooms in her garden thinking they were holy, what's new?

Psycho: THE MUSHROOMS ARE ALL POWERFUL!!! SHOW ME THE LIGHT!!

*thunder and lightening crashes above and it starts to pour with rain*

FDC: -.-' *shoves meds down Shadi's throat* Yay now we can go home!

-A void of darkness opens up in mid air-

LW: Umm…

Rowan Girl: I think we should test this thing out first *pokes the void with a stick* O_O *the end of the stick comes back out again*

Psycho: It's like a two-way mirror! *pokes it with her finger* *gets sucked in* AAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Others: O_O *pokes the void* *get sucked in too* WEEEE!!!!! ^______^

-all fangirls and Shadi land on their butts somewhere in the far beyond of the Underworld-

Psycho: O_O *landed first* Where the hell am I?

Others: *come tumbling out of the void after her* >_< ACK! O_O what is this place?

FDC: *gets up* It seems… familiar

Psycho: I know… *clicks* OH! We're in the Underworld!! :D I wonder why we're here? O_o

Yamifanner: Let's go check it out!

-*-*-*-In the Underworld-*-*-*-

Nyoko: *hikari sense is tingling* O_O the fangirls have arrived!

Malik: We haven't finished everything yet! O_O

Bakura: O_O we must prolong their arrival!

RavenFire: I can put demons in their way to slow them down!

Kurama: Then by all means, do!

Raven: *disappears into her inky black void once more*

Ryou: HURRY PEOPLE! HURRY!! *rushes around hanging up decorations*

Marik: *is plotting evil plans for the Christmas tree for later*

Jou, Otogi & Honda: *are in the kitchen preparing the feast*

Nyoko, Bakura and Malik: *are wrapping presents*

Mokuba, Seto & Noa: *are setting the table*

RavenFire: *reappears* We've got about another fifteen minutes until they get their asses here! NOW CHOP CHOP!

-*-*-*-With Fangirls-*-*-*-

Fangirls: *are all huddled together screaming at the sight of the demons* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-*-*-*-With the Others-*-*-*-

Ryou: Will they be alright?

Seto: I should think so.

-15 Minutes Later, all the yamis and bishounens are hiding behind doors and furniture; all the lights are out in the castle where the bash will take place-

Psycho: *comes to the castle* Um… should we go in?

Yamifanner: *looking at the statues of gargoyles on the roof* It looks freaky…

Emily: Nothing could be worse than those retarded demons we came across before!

LW: I nearly went blind they were so ugly >_<

FDC: Come on, let's see who's inside…

All: *creep slowly up the steps*

Psycho: *goes to knock*

Front doors: *open by themselves*

All: *try not to squeal in fright* >.<

Rowan Girl: *trembling* Come on…

All: *reluctantly step inside*

Mary Ann: It's so dark I can't see ANYTHING…

-lights go on-

Fangirls: *blink blink* O.O

Bishounens and Yamis: *jump out from their hiding spots* SURPRISE!!!!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!

Fangirls: (((@_____________________@))) *die of cuteness* AAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! *go to glomp their yamis and bishies*

Psycho: This is the best Christmas ever! Where are we?!

Nyoko: XD this is the underworld!

Raven: Ain't it great?!

FDC: Yes!

Psycho: :D *glomps Bakura and kisses him passionately*
FDC: O_O *does same with Ryou*

-everyone is suddenly making out with everyone-

Jou: *comes out from the kitchen* o_O dinner's up everyone!

All: O_O! *runs to the table*

Psycho: YAY TURKEY AND CRANBERRY SAUCE!!

Ryou: YAY CREAM PUFFS!!

FDC: YESSS APPLE PIE!! :D

-One hour later, everyone has stuffed themselves with Christmas food and is ready to open presents-

All: *gather around the Christmas tree*

Nyoko: Alright listen up peoples! Let's start by giving our presents to the fangirls since they are the ones that are being spoiled today!

Bishies and yamis: *grumble then agree and hand their gifts over*

Psycho: *reads the tag out loud* TO: Psycho… FROM: Bakura… AWW!! ^_^ *glomples Bakura* :D *opens present* O_O what the… a ring?!

Bakura: *skids down on one knee* Psycho, throughout this fiction we have been courting since the very start… we have been through thick and thin together! MARRY ME!!
Psycho: X____________x … OK!!

All: *are at a standstill* (((!!O___O!!)))

FDC: About TIME!!

Ryou: Ra dammit, why did he have to steal my idea? FDC! Marry me too!

FDC: @_@ *faints*

Raven: -.-' *throws water over her being careful not to get it on herself* WAKE UP HIKARI! You've just been proposed to, now wake up and say yes!

FDC: *wakes up* I WILL MARRY YOU RYOU!!!!!! *glomps*

Ryou: X_X *gasping for breath* O…kay…

-after about half an hour, everyone has exchanged their gifts. These are the people so far that have been engaged-

Psycho and Bakura

FDC and Ryou

Lady_Washu and Yami

Emily and Jou

-after the gift-exchanging, people are sitting around doing nothing or having some drinks, watching the freaky things in the realm of the underworld go by and some are even singing carols…-

Ryou: Silent night, holy night, all is calm, all is bright…

Bakura: *falls asleep immediately*

Psycho: -.-

FDC: ^____^

Honda and Otogi: *are also stumbling around drunk* Grandma got run over by a reindeer…

Jou: *is drunk* Jingle *hic* bells…. Batman smells… Robin *hic* laid an egg… Muscle woman lost her *hic* bosom and that is the *hic* End…

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Psycho: PHEW!! Finally done! Wow, that was fun! And please, the idea about getting married came from Lady_Washu in a review AGES ago… so I decided I might just do it now. If you didn't get to marry your fave bishie, PLEASE DON'T BE OFFENDED!! FDC, Emily and LW are three of my best pals and have supported me through the entire fic! I think they deserve a little treat ^_^ Don't get me wrong, all you other guys have been great!! UNTIL NEXT TIME, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!!!!!!!!!!