Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Olympic Games Chaos! ( Chapter 25 )

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Funny Bunny, Ronald McDonald or the Olympic Games! If I did then this fic would probably be real…!

Jou: *grabs his butt cheeks and waves them out the window*

Random Neighbours: *cover young children's eyes and give disapproving looks and get ready to call the cops*

F_D_C2003 & Psycho: x_X

Seto: You are one cruel and unusual mutt, Jounouchi.

Jou: What? It feels good! You should try it!

Psycho: And it also attracts the public authorities =_=

FDC: And flies e_e

Malik: You might as well just cock your leg and piss on a lamp-post, Jounouchi!

Ryou: o.O Well thankfully he's hasn't done that....yet....>_>

Noa: Keyword: "Yet" -_-

RavenFire: Don't give him ideas -_- And where did YOU come from? You're not in this fic!

Noa: Aren't I?

RavenFire: You won't be soon >.>

Cecelia: *sighs* Can we just get on with this so I can get my husband back to his normal self??

Psycho: Yes but first we'll do the gifts! From Lady_Washu_of_Evil… she changes her weapon from a whip to an Ancient Egyptian sword…like the really curly type ones o.O can't remember what they're called. Next she gives me, the oh-so-powerful almighty authoress, ANYTHING I WANT!!

Bakura: That can't be good -_-

Psycho: Hmmm *strokes imaginary beard* Well I COULD ask for KaibaCorp…

Kaiba: NO!!

Psycho: But that would be a bit mean… I could ask for the World to be mine to rule…

Marik: But that's my job!! >_>

Ryou: Why don't you just ask for an elephant?! ^_^ *still on his giant pink elephant*

Psycho: There isn't really anything that I can think of that I want…

Pegasus: Well that's a shame ^_^ can we start the fic now?

Psycho: WAIT!!

All: O.O

Psycho: I KNOW WHAT I WANT NOW!!

Malik: And that would be….

Psycho: For all my assignments to be finished and passed!!! ^_________^

All: e_e *anime fall*

Yuugi: Of all things…

LW: You wasted my grant on THAT?!

Psycho: O.O okay so sue me!! Nobody knows how hard it is… *sniffs*

FDC: Haww cheer up! ^_^ at least your wish is granted now :D

Psycho: YAY!! ^_______________^

Nyoko: OKAY so before my hikari starts with the smiling thing again… let's get a move on!!

RavenFire: YAY!! ^_^

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Yuugi: *has already thrown his watermelon to the onslaught of Ronald McDonald* AAAAHHHH THE CLOWN IS COMING FOR ME!!!!

Honda: *is too dumb and oblivious to know what's going on* What clown?

Funny Bunny: THAT clown!! *points to Ronald McDonald who is coming to save him*

Marik: *in slow motion* Nnnooooo!!! *jumps out in front of Ronald McDonald to stop him from saving Funny Bunny*

Isis: *is doing a traditional Egyptian rain dance to bring forth more evilness*

Bakura: Where is that rain coming from?!

RavenFire: *sniffs the air* I don't know but I don't like it!! EEW WATER!!! >_<

TV: *turns on with Ronald McDonald on it advertising the Olympics*

Psycho: AAAAAAAH HE'S EVEN ON TV!!!!!!!! *shape shifts to youko mode once more and disappears before the insanity rules all*

Malik: Nnnooooo she ran away AGAIN!!!

Bakura: -_- have a cry

Malik: I just might

Nyoko: The floods are getting higher here people!!

Ryou: And so is Yami!!

Yami: @________@

FDC: *has gotten up high on a shelf and is hissing at the rising water*

Shadi: *screams like a girl* THE WATER MUST DIE!!!!!!!!!!!! *stabs water with random sword*

All: OOOOOKAAAAAAYY…….!!!!!

Nyoko: Everyone knows that water isn't alive, Shadi!!

Pegasus: Ok so now that Shadi is nuts, we must go into epileptic shock now!! *starts having a fit*

All: O________________o

Yami: Was that supposed to sound wrong?

L_W: Who cares? But…GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!! *suddenly her arms stretch out around everyone here and she carries them to safety*

*flood bursts the riverbanks and all the villains are washed away with it*

Everyone except Psycho who mysteriously disappeared: *stranded on an overbridge in the middle of the city with raging rapids gushing beneath them* O.O

RavenFire: I told you water is evil!

Bakura: We need to find Psycho…

Mary Ann: I wonder where she went.

Kaiba: Who knows, who cares?

All: <_< >_>

Nyoko: Unless you wanna get your ass outa here alive then we gotta find her!!

FDC: And the only way we can do that is if you contact her through your mind-link genius!!

Nyoko: Haw yeeeeeaaah…. Silly me! I'm so brainless sometimes! ^_^

RavenFire: -_- you THINK

All but Nyoko: *anime fall* X_x

Nyoko: //Hikari! Where are you?! We're gonna get stranded any moment!!//

Psycho: /I'm in Greece!/

Nyoko: O.O //Greece?! What the heck are you doing there?!//

Psycho: /I'm in the Olympics! Oh Ra! The horror! THE HORROR!!/

Nyoko: //We're coming hikari!!// Okay peoples, we need to get to Greece!

Jou: Greece?! Why Greece?!

Kaiba: What is Psycho doing THERE?!

Kitsune: Who knows? But we need to get her back!!

Nyoko: Indeed!! *throws arms up to the sky and creates a whirl-wind storm-type thing that sucks us up* TO GREECE, INFINITY, AND BEYOND!!!!

*all get sucked up and instantly land on their butts in the middle of a hot, dry land near the sea*

Shadi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Where are we?

Malik: Greece.

L_W: Sooooo where the hell are we supposed to go to find the Olympic stadiums and whatnot?

Jou: Uhh…

Ryou: *points in random direction* THAT WAY!!

FDC: Follow him! He's always right!

Malik: Let's do this!!

~**~

Emily: Ummm sooo now that we're here… what do we do?

Mokuba: We kill Jounouchi's grandma!

Jou: O.O huh?

Jou's Grandma: *goes running by with her walking frame* Don't kill me! I'm too old to die!

Nyoko: Oookaaay… getting back to the point here people…

Kaiba: I thought you said there was no such thing as a point?

Nyoko: No that's what my hikari said ^_^

Kaiba: -__-

Ryou: Uh, who are those people coming towards us?

All: *look at people dressed in sports clothing coming toward us looking angry-ish* o.O

Random man #1: Just where in the hell have you been? *stomps toward Ryou and Yuugi* I've been looking all over for you! It's almost time for your event!

Yuugi: o.O uhh… but…

Ryou: We're not… in the games… ^^;;

Random man #1: What? Of course you are! Imbeciles! Too much steak and fried eggs for you! *drags them off*

FDC: Ryoouu!!!

Yuugi: O___O

Ryou: Ah! Bakura! Save me!

Bakura: *drooling at the gymnastics girls walking past* O.O…

FDC & Rowan Girl: *cries*

Psycho: //OOOHHHHHH THE HORROR!!!!!!!!//

Nyoko: O_O /WE'RE COMING HIKARI!!/ Okay you stupid nuts! We gotta get Ryou, Yuugi AND my hikari back now!!

Someone: *creeps up behind Shadi* ^_^

Shadi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH who are you?!

Random Guy #2: What do you mean? I'm your coach you idiot! And that goes for you too! *points to Pegasus*

Pegasus: Huh? What? Refresh my memory!

Random Guy #2: Come on your event is about to start! *drags them off too*

All: O_O

RavenFire: Noooo now they're gone too!

All: *turn to Nyoko*

Nyoko: WHAT? You expect ME to know what to do about this?! I'm a dumb ass remember!

RavenFire: That's true -_-

*suddenly Nyoko, RavenFire, Yami, Marik, Malik, Kaiba and all the fangirls fall down a trapdoor in the ground, leaving Bakura the only one behind*

Bakura: O.O…

~…Meanwhile with Yuugi & Ryou…~

Random Guy #1: Come on Yuugi! I know you can do it! I didn't bring you all this way for nothing!

Yuugi: *trying to lift a 120 kg weight* @___@

Ryou: *biting nails* ……… how much do I have to lift, coach?

Random Guy #1 a.k.a "coach": Last time you lifted 140 kg! You'll be doing 145 kg next!

Ryou: O_O;;

~… meanwhile with Shadi and Pegasus …~

Pegasus: *prancing around on the floor in a leotard doing gymnastics* ^_^ I'm a pro at this!

Coach: Now that's what I like to see! Shadi, why can't you be as good as him?

Shadi: Because I have never done this before in my life! *stumbling around in a way-too-tight silver 80's style leotard* O.o

Pegasus: *does a back flip and then lands doing the splits* TA DAA!!!!!!!! ^_____^

Coach: Now let's see you do that, Shadi!

Shadi: *cries* AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I can't do this!! *runs away screaming, running through a wall in the process*

~… meanwhile with Yami and Marik …~

Coach: And up and down! And round and round! And turn a-round! That's it girls! You're doing great! ^_^

Marik: o.O girls? I'm not a girl!

Yami: Neither am I! Err…wait…

Coach: Synchronized swimming is a girl's sport though! So I'll just call you girls anyway! ^_^

Marik: -__- why do we have to be here?

Coach: Because you're representing our country of course! ^_^

Yami: Which is?

Coach: Afghanistan! ^_^

Yami: o.o

Marik: Riiiight…

Coach: ^_^

Marik: Do you have to smile so much?

Coach: Yes! ^_^

Marik: *to Yami* Can I eat her?

Yami: You can't… this fic is only PG13… I think…

Marik: That hasn't stopped us before…

Yami: Well then go for it, but the authoress will get mad!

Marik: In that case I probably shouldn't… damn -__-

~… meanwhile with Malik & Nyoko …~

Malik: *cowering in fear* She's gonna kick my ASS! Do you realize how much of an expert this girl is at martial arts!?

Coach: Oh come on, this is Judo, not martial arts. And she's a girl! If you can't do it, nobody can! Loser!

Malik: -__-

Nyoko: *just standing opposite him on the judo floor smiling* Ready to go?

Malik: Hardly…

Nyoko: Yay! On with the show! *proceeds in kicking Malik's butt*

~… meanwhile with Bakura …~

Bakura: *walking around on his lonesome* Hmm… as soon as I find those moronic idiots, they'll be rotting in the Shadow Realm forever! Except for Psycho and Ryou of course… heh heh…

Psycho: *suddenly comes screaming past upon a rampaging horse* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura: O.O what the HELL?

Evil Horse: *mysteriously comes up behind Bakura and gets him up on his back* NEEEIGGHHH!!! *takes off after Psycho*

Bakura: Okay really this time, WHAT THE HELL?!!!!!!!!! Let me down you f***ing @$$!!!

Psycho: *now approaching a jump on the cross-country course* AAAAHH!! BAKURA CAN'T YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS?!?!! *proceeds to go over the jump and miraculously stay on*

Bakura: Well I could just send both of these horses to the Shadow Realm but then we would tumble to our deaths…

Psycho: You're already dead you white-haired chicken mullet!! e_e

Bakura: white-haired chicken mullet? Well in that case why don't we try to control these stupid ruminants?

Psycho: A horse isn't a ruminant for one thing, and secondly THESE ARE TOTALLY UNCONTROLLABLY UNCONTROLABLE HORSES!!!!!!

Bakura: Plan… C then?

Psycho: Nada =__=

~… meanwhile with FDC, Lady_Washu, Kitsune, Mary Ann and Jounouchi …~

FDC: Would anyone care to explain just WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Jou: *randomly appears in the judge's stand* What da… o.O

*arrow comes flying in Kitsune's direction*

Kitsune: Hey!! What the hell is this? `Let's Murder Kitsune' Day or something?!

Lady_Washu: Uhh… I think this is archery, people.

Mary Ann: Archery? As in like… shooting arrows with a bow?

FDC: Err yeah I guess so…

Jounouchi: As the judge of this event, I allow you commence!

All: O.O *pick up a bow and arrow and go to their stands*

L_W: Is this a team activity?

Jou: Nope, it's everyone for them self in this game! If you hit the bull's-eye you win 500 points! You get three goes each.

FDC: *grumbles and mutters before taking her aim* FIRE!!!!! *arrow hits just outside the bull's-eye* -__-

Jou: 400 points to FDC! Kitsune, you're up!

Kitsune: *aims and fire* *arrow misses completely* =___=

L_W: *snickers* Guess its' my go then! *also misses completely* >_<

Kitsune: HA HA!

Mary Ann: *aims and fires* *gets a bull's-eye* YES!!

Jou: Round one, over! The score at present goes like this: FDC: 400. Kitsune: 0. L_W: 0. Mary Ann: 500 Mary Ann is the winner!

Mary Ann: ^____________^

~… meanwhile with Emily, Ravenfire, Rowan Girl, Yamifanner and Shizuka …~

Ravenfire: I absolutely REFUSE to take part in this, this HORRIBLE event!! I can't believe you actually DO this for FUN!!

Rowan Girl: *jumps into the pool* It's not as bad as you think, really!

RF: *crosses arms* Suuuure =__=

*bell goes off and all the swimmers start swimming one lap of freestyle*

Rowan Girl: *gets back*

Shizuka: *jumps in and swims another lap* *comes back*

Emily & Yamifanner: *do the same*

RF: *is the last one to go in* NOOOO I DON'T WANNA GO!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! *cries loudly*

Rowan Girl: We're going to lose if you don't do something now!

Shizuka: I say we push her!

RF: NO!!

All but RF: *push RF into the water*

RF: @___@

Shizuka: Go Ravenfire! Go! You can do it! Believe in yourself!

Emily, Yamifanner & Rowan Girl: *give her a weird look*

Yamifanner: Gods please tell me you're not going to turn into Anzu!

Shizuka: o.o oh goodness NO! I'd never be like … her… >_<

RF: *flapping about helplessly in the water* WAAAAAAAAHHHH!! *attempts to actually swim*

Emily: o.o wow she's actually doing it…

RF: *makes it back and jumps out of the pool really fast* That was the most traumatic experience I've ever had in my life!

Rowan Girl: And we came last…

RF: Yay! That's a good thing right?

All but RF: -_______-

~… Everyone has finally met up … ~

Jou: So, does everybody want to know what their scores are now?

All: I DO, I DO!!

Jou: Okay, the scores go as follow: Weightlifting: Yuugi - 0 Ryou - 0 you guys win… The Biggest Losers of All Time awards! ^_^ *hands them each a trophy*

Yuugi & Ryou: -____- gee thanks

Jou: Next up we've got Yami and Marik representing Afghanistan… *looks at score card* What da? O.o this can't be right. You get a gold medal each!

Ravenfire: And just what sport was that for?

Jou: *snickers* Synchronized swimming… XD

All: ……… O_O AHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!

Yami & Marik: =__=

Malik: *to Marik* I have officially disowned you.

Jou: Continuing… horse riding. Psycho - Second place with a silver medal. Bakura - first place with gold.

Psycho: O_o how'd he beat me? I was in front the whole way!

Bakura: They go on skill, rather than what time you get… I don't know why. But I guess I'm just better than you. *leans back all smug*

Psycho: -_-;

Jou: Onto the Archery peoples… we have got FDC in first place with 1300 points *hands gold medal*, Mary Ann in second place with 1255 points, *hands silver medal* and L_W and Kitsune were equal on 1000 points each ^^ *hands bronze medals* Finally the swimming team all get bronze medals as they were the third team to finish…

RF: O.O

Shizuka: What?!

Rowan Girl: I thought we came last!

Jou: Yeah well the other five teams mysteriously got struck down by a disease and couldn't make it to the ceremony. You should be thankful! *Five teams of mutated looking swimmers that have grown fins and their eyes out on stalks walk past groaning*

All: O.O

L_W: I wonder who caused that…

All: *shrug* YAY WE GOT MEDALS!! ^________^

Pegasus: Hey you forgot about me and Shadi!

FDC: Just where is that nutcase anyway?

Pegasus: I'm right here ^_^

FDC: -_- I meant Shadi

Pegasus: He ran away screaming in seeing me in a leotard doing the splits! ^_^

All: >_<

Malik: BAAAAAAAAAAD images >________<

Psycho: I suppose we should go after him…

Emily: Why?

Bakura: Can't we just leave him here?

FDC: He can't even brush his hair in the morning let alone survive on his own in a place like this!

Yuugi: Shadi has hair?

FDC: One strand on the very top ^_^

All: *shudder* e_e

Yamifanner: Sooo people let's go then! *jumps up*

Mary Ann: *clings to Marik*

Psycho: *clings to Bakura*

LW: *clings to Yami*

FDC: *clings to Ryou*

Kitsune: *clings to Seto*

Psycho: Are we right?!

All: YAH!!

Psycho: Then away we go! On a mission to find Shadi!!

FDC: And the fly!

Psycho: O.o … right… and the fly ^^;

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Psycho: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH its been such a LONG TIME since I UPDATED!!

Bakura: You're telling me -_-

Psycho: Anyway hope ya had fun reading and reviewing!! Til next time!!