Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Rabies-Infested Lunatics on the Loose! ( Chapter 24 )

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Funny Bunny or Ronald McDonald or the Ronald McDonald house. This is purely out of fun!

Psycho: Boobie Pizzasniffer!!! *goes running through, uh, Top-Secret Shadow Realm Headquarters screaming senseless garble*

Malik: What ARE you talking about?

Psycho: YOU!! I have formulated all our new names due to one brilliant and very hilarious email ^_^

Ryou: How did you do it?

Psycho: With great difficulty! Working out all your names was hard work…

Seto: Pfft. You don't know what hard work is until you work at KaibaCorp.

Psycho: Shut it Tootie Appletoilet!

Seto: o_O

Psycho: Don't give me that cock-eyed look!

Seto: Why not? How could you do this to me?! I'm Kaiba! Seto Kaiba! Not Tootie Appletoilet!

Psycho: e_e get over it. Appletoilet. XD

Malik: So I'm Boobie Pizzasniffer? What are you?

Psycho: I am Dinky Hamsterchunks.

Yuugi: Ooh what is mine?

Psycho: *throws out mile-long list of names* A-ahem… Yuugi will now be known as Fluffy Bubblebubble.

Yuugi: -_- lame

Psycho: Blame the email! Next up, Yami will be Pink Bubblebubble, since you both have the same last names.

Yami: PINK?

Psycho: Goes well don't you think?

Yami: -_-

Psycho: NEXT UP… Ryou and Bakura. Ryou is now Goober Applesprinkles. Bakura is now known as Flunky Gorillasprinkles.

Ryou: ^_^ ooh I like it!

Bakura: O_o odd…

FDC: *comes strutting in* Hello all!

Psycho: Dorky Girdlefanny! You made it!

FDC: Sure did ^_^

RavenFire: -_- Do I HAVE to be in this today? So tired…

FDC: Yes you do… uh… *looks at list* Squeezit Cootiegirdle!

RF: o____O

Psycho: ^_^ next we have Nyoko and Marik Ishtar!!!

Nyoko & Marik: *walk in with chibis all over them*

Psycho: Yay! Nyoko your name is… Goober Pizzasniffer! And Marik is now Loopy Pizzasniffer. ^___^;

Marik: Suits me.

Nyoko: I'm not a goober!

Psycho: Are now ^_^ next we've got Jounouchi, Serenity and Mokuba… Jou will be Tootie Bubblechunks, Serenity is Loopy Bubblechunks and Mokuba is Flunky Appletoilet…

Mokuba: CURSE the Kaiba name -_-

Seto: Mokuba don't say that!

Psycho: Hmmm who else have we got…? Oh yeah! Fuzzykins and Otogi!!! ^_______^

Fuzzykins: *still playing in colossal empire of Kuriboh plushies* ^________^

Psycho: Fuzzykins is now known as Zsa-zsa Gerbilpants. Otogi is now Dorky Gerbilpants and Honda is Loopy Bubblenose. Mai, if she is in this chapter, will be known as Chim-chim Appletosh. Same goes with Anzu except her name is Zsa-Zsa Appleapple.

Otogi: Does that mean that my Fuzzykins is related to Anzu… since their names are both Zsa-Zsa??

Bakura: Gods I hope not! As the father of this child I have rights! I HAVE RIGHTS!

Kaiba: Shut it Gorillasprinkles -_-

Bakura: Appletoilet!

Honda: *picking nose* *laughing like a hick* Hea hea! My name is Bubblenose…

Psycho: -_- that guy is mentally challenged. ANYWAY! We've gotta get on with the gifts me thinks…

Ryou: I love this part ^_^

Psycho: Me too! So… to start off with from Lady_Washu, the authoresses get any large animal they want!! But nobody can have the same one… so L_W chooses a Snow Leopard ^_^. In that case I choose a Black Panther!! What are the rest of you gonna choose?

Bakura: I want a dinosaur!

Psycho: -_- you're not an authoress you dolt.

Bakura: But… aww! Can't you still give us big aminals?

Psycho: Its aNiMals… and… maybe later XD. Next up the bishies have to be chained up on a leash and be slaves to their fangirls…

Malik: I object!

Yami: You don't even have a fangirl Boobie Pizzasniffer.

Malik: i_i don't be mean!

Psycho: When you're ready… e_e next up still from Lady_Washu… to Mai, Anzu and Pegasus XD they get a Kitty bedtime suit (like in the fairy Odd parents), super glued onto them, dipped in gravy and the sent off to the mail man, then get thrown into a large cage with 10 man eating dogs…

Mai, Pegasus & Anzu: *instantly get kitty bedtime suits superglued onto them, dipped in a large pot of boiling gravy and thrown into the post-box… 5 days later they get shipped to Nigeria on a vessel in separate cages with 10 man eating dogs in each cage… a total of 30 Hellhounds*

Psycho: MOOOAHAHAHA!! *coughs* *gags* *chokes* I'm ok… ^-^ next up still from L_W… everyone gets cookies!! Everyone except Honda that is… he gets to toast marshmallows over a campfire with his pointy hair… o.O XD

Yuugi: Yay cookies!! *scarves down cookies*

Psycho: Finally from L_W, Otogi gets a mutilated die… and Fuzzykins gets whatever he wants as long as it's nothing predatory or bloodsucking that could do any bodily damage to other participants in this fiction.

Fuzzykins: *Bakura in a Gorilla suit appears in playpen* ^______________^ Daddy!!!

Bakura: O____o get me out of here!!

Psycho: How sweet ^-^ next up from DoL we've got presents for me ^-^ Serenity (of course), Marik, Otogi and Anzu. To Serenity: Every Shadow power imaginable! To Marik: an "unruly dragon" … *coughcough* … to Otogi: a size 9 left shoe o.O … to Anzu: the matching right shoe XD weird…

Anzu: WE CAN BE TWINS `TOGI!!! FRIENDLY TWINS!! BEING TWINS IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!

Psycho: -.-; ah… Karen_Osiris a.k.a K_O a.k.a DoL's yami… wants to be in competition for Marik with Mary Ann…

Mary Ann: >_> you're on biatch!!

Psycho: Anything else before the insanity begins…? *flicks through reviews* Ah yes! We have a special guest ^-^ please give a warm random welcome to Yamifanner!

Yamifanner: *waves* Hi!!

Psycho: Ok now let's get rollin'!!

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Serenity: *comes running in with newspaper*

DoL: Ooh look its reporter Loopy Bubblechunks!

Serenity: *dies of exhaustion* LOOK ON THE FRONT COVER!!!

*everybody looks to see a picture of a pink rabbit otherwise known as Funny Bunny running down the road with a machete with his sidekick Ronald McDonald holding a chainsaw. Above the picture is the title of: "DERANGED RABBIT AND CLOWN DIAGNOSED WITH RABIES".*

Malik: O_O What does the article say?! Someone read it out!

Mary Ann: Why can't you read it?

Malik: Because I can only read hieroglyphs >_>

FDC: I'LL read it… -.- "Domino Police got a call from two extremely frightened gerbils in a neighborhood apartment at 5:30AM this morning, saying they had witnessed a "pink rabbit holding a machete", a "clown with red hair in a yellow suit with big red shoes holding a chainsaw", "three skinny girls; one blonde with balloon tits, one uncoordinated brunette and one sly looking Egyptian each holding weapons of war". Also another criminal known as "Pegasus J. Crawford-McDonald" was seen with these people. Police found the records of the pink rabbit, whose alias is known to be "Funny Bunny" and the clown is known to be "Ronald McDonald". These criminals and sidekicks are on the loose and are known to be infected with rabies. APPROACH WITH CAUTION: These looney-bin escapees are ARMED AND DANGEROUS. If found, call the Domino Police immediately or return to the Domino Zoo for Special Animals."

*disfigured silence*

Psycho: … O… my God.

L_W: We have to do something quick!!

Kaiba: Two gerbils called the police?! But how?

Shadi: You will be amazed of the power that gerbils and hamsters have…

Kaiba: But my inventions at KaibaCorp can't even do that! Are you saying that gerbils can outsmart my technologies?

Shadi: It's right in front of you, Seto. The gerbils will rule all!

Emily: Enough with the gerbils already!

Ryou: Domino will crumble under the reign of rabies-infested mutants if we don't stop them soon!

Otogi: Do you think we could put them to a stop with the Millennium Items?

Yami: I doubt it… their mutated evil exceeds the power of our items…

Jou: Well that's Plan A out the door. Plan B?

Psycho: How about I shape-shift and spy on them to see what their plans are?

Marik: I think that's the smartest thing I've heard all day.

K_O: Ooh you are so right Marik!! ^-^ *glomps*

Mary Ann: HEY!! Get offa my man!!

*big cloud of dust*

Yamifanner: Does this mean I can glomp Yami too?

L_W: NO!

YF: Well I'm going to anyway! *glomps Yami*

L_W: *bares fangs* DIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!!!! *another big cloud of dust*

Kitsune: -_- this ISN'T the time to be fighting!!

Psycho: I guess all that praying to Ra that nobody would try and take Bakura off me paid off in the end ^_^ Shot Ra!

Ra: *appears* Hi-5 baby. *disappears*

Serenity: Aren't we digressing a little here?

DoL: I tend to agree.

Marik: Well do YOU have a better plan to corrupt the evil within this town?

Psycho: Domino isn't a ghost town you know…

Marik: Aren't you supposed to be spying on our villains right now?!

Psycho: O_O geeze… shitty Pizzasniffer… -.- *shape-shifts into an eagle and goes off to find the creators of wrongdoing*

Jou: So what else are we supposed to do while we wait around for her?

Kaiba: Let's watch TV ^-^

Ryou: Wait, didn't Psycho say that we could have any big animal we want from L_W?

Yamifanner: Can I have one too?

LW: Sure why not? ^_^ *pets snow leopard*

Yamifanner: In that case I want a giraffe! *giraffe appears* ^_________^

LW: I didn't say you could have one but anyway -.-;

Ryou: I want an elephant! *elephant appears* But it has to be pink! *elephant changes colour* ^_^ yay

Bakura: I want… a dragon! A silver one… *big silver dragon appears* Alriiight!!

Marik: Hippopotamus! *hippo appears*

Malik: *summons Winged Dragon of Ra* I've already got one =P

Serenity: A big pink Phoenix! *phoenix appears*

Otogi: I want a Cyclops! *Cyclops appears*

Kaiba: *still watching TV*

Psycho: *reappears and converts back to human form* You'll never believe what they're up to!!

Bakura: What WHAT? Tell me now!! O_O

Kaiba: We must know!

Psycho: They're planning on putting the rabies virus into our water supply! Everyone in the world is going to die!! Then once they've accomplished that, they're going to make a vaccine and inject themselves so they're rabies-free!! Then Isis, Mai and Anzu are going to pose as hookers and give every man in Domino herpes!

Kitsune: O_O and then what?!

Psycho: And the only way we can stop them is by destroying Ronald McDonald and the hookers! Their base is no longer the Ronald McDonald House… it is now underground! And you can only get there by sailing through the underground canals…

Nyoko: O.O *gasp* You don't mean…

Psycho: Yes! The sewers!

Malik: Those disgusting rats!

Ryou: Filthy brats!

Kaiba: Rotten scum!

Bakura: Chewed-up, spat-out gum!

Serenity: Horrible scody fags!

Jou: Wretched flea infested bags!

Mary Ann: Let's get invade them!

DoL: Crush them!

Yamifanner: Fumigate them!

Marik: Terrify them!

Bakura: Petrify them!

Psycho: ELECTRIFY them!

Yami: TO THE SEWERS!! *superman pose*

~5 Minutes later… in the sewers~

Ryou: *riding giant pink elephant* This place smells worse than Bakura's armpits!

Psycho: *has shifted into a black panther so she is walking beside her pet black panther too* Grr roow grr!

L_W: Does anyone understand Panther here?

Ryou: I do! ^_^

Nyoko: Gods what language DON'T you speak mortal?

Ryou: Actually there isn't ONE I can think of that I can't speak ^_^

Cecelia: My husband is in for a wakeup call when I deal with him!!

*somewhere in the distance*

Mai: MOOAHAHAHA WE'VE DONE IT!!! 50% of the male population of Domino have got herpes!!!

Isis: Now all we have to do is give them rabies and Domino is "ancient history"!! FWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Malik: NOOO we're too late!!

Mary Ann: FEAR NOT!! *uses her ice powers to freeze the whole sewer and everyone in it except for us*

Ryou: Job well done I say!

FDC: Now that the evil slutty infested villains are frozen, let's go check it out!!

~5 minutes later~

Marik: Now that we've capture Funny Bunny, it's only a matter of time before we drive the rest out of their base. *has got Funny Bunny hog-tied and gagged at our top-secret Shadow Realm headquarters that was mysteriously established just 5 minutes ago*

Psycho: Has everyone got their weapons ready? *cranks up chainsaw*

Ryou: *holds up rifle*

Malik: *holds up Rod*

FDC: *holds up crowbar*

Mary Ann: *holds up Cheese Rod*

L_W: *cracks whip*

Bakura: *cracks Kurama's Rose Whip*

Psycho: >_> BAKURA! When did you steal that?!

Bakura: WHAT? It's a good weapon… better than that stupid thing. *points to M. Ring around Ryou's neck*

Ryou: i_i meanie!

Psycho: -_- next!

Serenity: *holds her fists up out in front of her*

K_O: *snorts* That's not going to be enough if we have an evil banana, two rampaging clowns and three deranged hookers attacking us.

DoL: *transforms to dragon mode*

Joey: *holds up celery stick*

Kitsune: *holds up sledge hammer*

Kaiba: *holds up red-hot pokers*

Yamifanner: *holds up trampoline*

Psycho: o.O ok…keep going… *ticking off names and weapons as she goes*

Yuugi: *holds up watermelon*

Yami: *holds up duel disk*

Emily: *holds up dagger*

Psycho: Looks like we've got a good line of defense… *shifts into the most evil looking black dragon you've ever seen*

Nyoko: Wow, for my hikari, I'm impressed!

Everyone: O.O;

Psycho: Bet ya haven't seen something like this before!!! *spreads wings*

Bakura: Especially one that is armed with a chainsaw…

*knock on the door*

Marik: Hellooo? Top-Secret Shadows Residence.

Cecelia: It's them!!

Joey: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

Emily: …no we're not!

Funny Bunny: I'mf infh ere!!!

Yuugi: Shut it you! *pokes FB with his watermelon*

FDC: *puts on war paint* This… is… WAR!!!!!!!!!

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Nyoko: OOOH that was soo fun! I can't wait to find out what happens!

Bakura: I think I actually had fun…

Psycho: Of course you had fun! It's all ABOUT fun!!

Ryou: And torture…

Malik: And mutilation…

Bakura: And blood.

FDC: And GUTS!

Psycho: Alright, alright… fun, torture, mutilation, blood and guts. REVIEW OR THE BISHIES STARVE!!!!!!!!!! FFFOOOOWWWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!! x_X