Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Ronald McDonald Strikes Back! ( Chapter 23 )

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, Funny Bunny, Kurama, Hiei or Ronald McDonald or McDonalds for that fact either, or any of that shit. I do however own my rhymes, Nyoko, Kameko, Taji, the Evil Banana, and Fuzzykins… although Otogi is his mother >_< ON WITH THE FIC!!!

Psycho: *looking at Kurama x Hiei yaoi* O.O

Nyoko: Why are you so obsessed with naked gay bishies getting it on? >_<

Psycho: The question is, why AREN'T I obsessed with naked gay bishies getting it on?

Bakura: But you are…

Psycho: Egg-zactly!

Nyoko: >_> retard mortal hikari…

Kameko & Taji: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!

RavenFire: Ooh look it's my sweet little niece and nephew ^_^

Marik: SWEET?! Those kids are nightmares!

Nyoko: Might I point out that they are YOUR nightmares just as much as they are mine. -_-

Marik: *mumbling, muttering*

Psycho: *big long line of drool dribbles down from lip*

Bakura: >_> she's looking at the pretty-boy-girl again!

Kurama: *jumps out of yaoi picture* I resent that! *smacks Bakura then jumps back in*

Hiei: *sticks out tongue & blows raspberry*

Bakura: O.o

Ryou: Who's going to do the gifts? Psycho seems… distracted…

Nyoko: *hands are full with chibi youkos* You can!

Ryou: Ooh yay ^_^ okay, first we have presents for… Otogi: a dice gun and four pounds of poison cheese from DoL. Otogi also gets a day-care centre for Fuzzykins from Lady_Washu ^_^

Otogi: Thanks! But for now I'll just go and poison myself ^^ *goes off to eat poisoned cheese*

Fuzzykins: *big watery chibi eyes* …Momma?

Ryou: Moving right along, we have got presents for Bakura, my oh-so-adorable and loving yami ^_^

Bakura: *grumbling*

Ryou: ^^ from DoL, you get to share a book called `1001 Ways to Kill the Pharaoh'. You also get a coupon from Rowan Girl so I don't tell anymore embarrassing stories about you XD

Bakura: Thank RA for that *praises Rowan Girl*

Ryou: Also from Lady_Washu, Bakura gets a perfect wedding, as do all the other couples on this show ^_^ they also get to choose their own honeymoons ^_^

Bakura: How touching >_>

Psycho: *still looking at Kurama yaoi pics*

Ryou: Bakura also gets a chance to go on Trading Spaces to redecorate his soulroom, as does Yami.

Yami: Now THAT I could use!

Ryou: To Marik from DoL, he gets to share the book with Bakura on `1001 Ways to Kill the Pharaoh'.

Psycho: Give him an endless supply of food from me so he stops complaining he's getting anorexic >_> *food starts falling from the sky*

Marik: MY you ARE in a good mood today XD *chows down*

Ryou: And Marik also gets a dream wedding with Mary Ann.

Mary Ann: ^______________^

Ryou: Next up, Yugi! Yugi is awarded a 200lb boulder to drop on whomever he wants with a complementary instruction manual free! From Lady_Washu, Yugi gets a hug and a fangirl plushie XD

Kaiba: You need to get laid, runt.

Yugi: I know -_-

Ryou: Whatever happened to Emiri I will never know… hmm… ANYHOW, next we have presents for… KAIBA!

Kaiba: About time, I should have been FIRST in line >_>

Bakura: Gotta be quick.

Kaiba: Shut up.

Ryou: o_O… okay, from DoL, you get the entire 4th season of Funny Bunny manga! AAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

Kaiba: Excellent. I'll just give them to Mokuba.

Ryou: u_u; you're too smart for your own good, Kaiba. Anyway, you also get the perfect wedding with Kitsune. NEXT we've got dear Jounouchi. You get a dream wedding with Emily, and three Blue Eyes White Dragons.

Jou: WHOO HOO!! *goes off to structure deck and get married*

Ryou: To the hated trio, Mai, Pegasus and Anzu---four pounds of poisoned cheese from DoL, a jar of nuclear waste in it from Rowan Girl to Mai, from Lady_Washu, they get to be thrown into a container of nuclear waste, filled with plutonium, uranium, and mad cow disease!

Mai, Pegasus & Anzu: *all swimming about being burnt by acidic chemicals in container of nuclear waste and flesh-eating mad cow disease*

Ryou: And of course we get radioactive suits to protect us from any raging diseases ^_^ Now, for ME… I get a one-time-use-only magic wand and I get one wish to be granted by authoress powers… hmm… *makes wish* *giant pink elephant appears next to* Oooh, it worked! ^_________^ Ooh I get more chocolate too! *chows down* Yum yum! Okay, now to Serenity, the power to take over the world and be DoL's queen! To Fuzzykins, a lifetime's supply of Kuriboh plushies! Aaaaaaaawwwwwwww!!!!!!!

Fuzzykins: ^___^ *romping around in colossal pile of Kuriboh plushies in day-care centre*

Ryou: To Honda, a piece of cheese to cut his pointy hair with from Lady_Washu.

Honda: TOTALLY BOGUS DUUUUDE!!

All: -______-

Ryou: *nearly at the end of 99 mile-long gift list* … to Yami, you get to rule the entire Ancient Egypt time with Lady_Washu. Also, to Psycho, ANYTHING SHE WANTS!!!

Psycho: An endless supply of Yaoi porn!!! XD

*endless supply of yaoi porn appears*

FDC: Uhh…

Psycho: Uh, I was joking, but hey, might as well take advantage of it!! ^_^

Ryou: ^^;; and last but not least, to all the fangirls, a coupon to a male strip club for free entrance for whenever they like!

Malik: So… I didn't get anything? Nothing at all?

Ryou: Not a bean ^_^

Malik: That SUCKS. >_>

Psycho: Want a gift? Here. *chucks a vegetarian pie to*

Malik: I'm happy now ^_^

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Jou: THE BANANA IS COMING FOR US!!!!

Kaiba: What banana?

Anzu: This one! *uses evil friendship powers to bring forth the evil banana*

Psycho: She's on its side!!

Shadi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! He's come for ME! Me I say!!! *cowers in fear*

Isis: MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Go banana! Go!!! Attack with Banana Skin Slide!! *is suddenly on Anzu's side*

Banana: *making squeaking banana noises*

Jou: Uhh… didn't that thing used to speak English?

Psycho: Apparently not. Anyone understand Banana?

Ryou: I do! He's saying something about coming for our blood!!

Malik: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!

Everyone: *runs for their lives*

Kitsune: Uhhhhhhh why don't we just fight back? We mutilated Barney! We can take on an evil banana too you know!

Nyoko: I was about to suggest that.

FDC: RONALD MACDONALD!!!!!!!!

Psycho: WHERE?!! WHERE?!

Bakura: *narrows eyes* …there… *points*

Psycho: *craps her pants, shape-shifts to youko-mode and does the jit, leaving a trail of silvery glittery shimmer behind her*

DoL: Uhhh okay?

Serenity: I think she's afraid of Ronald Mc Donald.

Pegasus: Who wouldn't be?

Marik: Uh, you practically ARE Ronald McDonald you queer!!

Pegasus: Exactly! *transforms into Ronald McDonald*

RMD: Hey! Get the hell out of my costume! You me-wannabe!

Others: O.O;

Pegasus: Never! Pegasus McDonald and Funny Bunny will unite in the world of cartoons and rainbows!

Yugi: You sick freak!

Kaiba: Aaahahah that's the biggest load of crap I've ever heard!

Evil Banana: Cringe before us, mere mortals, for we WILL dominate your precious mother Earth!

Mother Earth: Aww hell naw! Let's see you try then, G!

DoL: Has anyone besides me noticed that this has gotten totally out of control?

K_O: I don't even know who to kill anymore!!!

Mokuba: Kill them all! Kill them ALL!! *starts stabbing random people*

Bakura: *gets stabbed* Hey that kind of hurt you know! Ooh blood…

Kaiba: Uhh…. Do any of you see what I'm seeing?

*everyone looks to see a hoard of fake looking women stampeding their way*

Yugi: YEAH! Hookers!!

Malik: Err… okay, why don't we go and find Psycho and then plot out a plan for what to do about these mutations of our mother earth?

Mother Earth: Save me! You're my only hope before this world is destroyed!

Ryou: We're getting there alright!

Shadi: Let's get out of here before Isis plots evil plans with Anzu, Pegasus and Ronald McDonald and the Evil Banana!!

Yugi: And don't forget the hookers!

Lady_Washu: We don't know if they're evil yet, Yugi.

FDC: The fact that they're hookers is evil enough for me!

Ryou: I agree! *clamps to FDC*

FDC: ^_^! Let's get out of here and find Psycho and make a plan before the world is dominated by evil hookers, Ronald McDonald wannabes and evil bananas!

Mary Ann: I second that!

~5 minutes later~

Kitsune: THERE you are psycho! We were looking all over for you!

Psycho: *looks up with large sky blue youko eyes from behind magazine*

FDC: What the hell are you doing here? *is standing outside ice-cream parlour*

Psycho: *shrugs and flicks silver youko tail* I missed my yaoi-fix by three minutes.

Bakura: What about Ronald McDonald?

Psycho: Oh yeah, and his scary face makes me transform into youko mode and run for the hills so, naturally I did.

Mokuba: Like when a werewolf sees a full moon?

Psycho: You got it.

Mary Ann: Can we stop rambling and get on with the plan please?!

Marik: I tend to agree.

Yami: Fine, as Pharaoh of this community, I will be in charge.

Malik: Says WHO?

Yami: Says me.

Bakura: Fine, I am the thief of this community.

Marik: And I'll just be the psychotic dude who stands in the background looking…

Mary Ann: Psychotic?

Marik: Yeah ^_^

Otogi: We need a plan! Ronald McDonald with his sidekicks are plotting and coming for us as we speak!

Psycho: Right, well we have to find out what they want, first, before we plan anything. Any ideas?

Ryou: The banana wants our blood.

Shadi: And he's coming for me!!! >_<

Cecelia: My husband wants to be Ronald McDonald.

Kaiba: Or Funny Bunny.

FDC: And they speak of this realm of the rainbows and cartoons…

Kitsune: Well that must be their base! The Realm of the Rainbows and Cartoons!

Psycho: Or RRC for short. NOW… WHERE would the RRC BE?

Malik: Well…where are rainbows and cartoons usually found?

Fuzzykins: *squeal squeal*

Otogi: From a child's day-care centre or something!

Psycho: *major light bulb alert* IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!!! The RRC is the Ronald McDonald House!

L_W: Well we can't exactly bomb THAT place! There are heaps of sick kids in there!

Emily: So we have to find a way to drive them OUT of it…

Bakura: Live bait!

Psycho: We'll capture Funny Bunny!

Yugi: And Pegasus will come after him!

Malik: But how do we get Funny Bunny without the other evil beings seeing us?

Otogi: We'll kidnap him in their sleep!

Bakura: And leave a note written in blood!

DoL: And have fun torturing the mutilated animal before he gets found!

K_O: Ooh how I DO benefit from my hikari! ^_^

FDC: So what happens when they find him?

Serenity: We blow them all to smithereens!

DoL: Poison them with my toxic cheese!

Psycho: Infest their clothes with jumping fleas!

FDC: Put firecrackers in their undies! (AN: I'm trying to rhyme here)

Yami: Cast every curse from the Book of the Dead!

Shadi: Make their blood run blue not red!

Kaiba: And not give Mokuba his meds!

Kitsune: That really is a bit too risky…

Psycho: Hurry! Someone, get me my whisky!

Ryou: You want to accomplish this stunt while drunk?

Psycho: Of course, you deranged and demented skunk!

Bakura: *interrupting very skilled and catchy rhyming song* Uhh… what is all the point in this?

Psycho: RUIN the song then why don't you >_>

FDC: It's a fun way of brainstorming and giving lethal ideas for our victims ^_^

RavenFire: I second that. Summon the demons from the deep!

L_W: We'll get them while they're all asleep!

Bakura: OKAY enough of the rhyming! We get the idea…

Others: Aww..

Psycho: And now to commence our evil plan!

Mary Ann: Be nimble!

Nyoko: Be quick!

Kaiba: It won't take long, just give me a tick!

Ryou: When midnight comes, we'll capture the bunny!

Malik: What should we use for bait? Skittles or honey?

Psycho: Or how about a lipstick or jumping green frogs?

Yugi: Or crack-fucked hookers or a pack of barking dogs?

Marik: Wouldn't you say they're both the same thing?

Mary Ann: Whatever you say my sweet darling!

Psycho: We'll use them all, we're stir them up good and boil it long!

Yami: A mixture tough, a mixture strong.

Yugi: And then, high-ho! Away we go!

Malik: Poor Funny Bunny, will he go pop or even explode?

Ryou: Will he go flying down the road?

Kitsune: Will he go poof in a puff of smoke?

Otogi: Start fizzing like a can of Coke?

FDC: Oh Funny Bunny and Pegasus, if only you knew,

Psycho: What we have got in store for you!

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Psycho: Rhyming is fun!

Malik: Yes it is. Even Kaiba was having fun!

Kaiba: ^_^

Psycho: He's cute when he smiles!

Kitsune: I know ^_^

Kaiba: ^_^

Psycho & Kitsune: AWWWW!! KAWAII! *both glomp*

Ryou: How am I a deranged and demented skunk?

Psycho: Sorry… the only thing I could find that rhymed with drunk… besides junk…and I thought you'd rather be called a skunk than a pile of demented junk.

Ryou: Yes, that would be right ^_^

FDC: *glomps* You're MY skunk! And Shadi is my hamster!

Shadi: Squeak squeak!

Nyoko: Morons. REVIEW OR THE BISHIES STARVE!!!!

Psycho: Oh and incase you didn't know, I have the ability to shape-shift. Yes I do… heh, its fun ^_^

RavenFire: *sulks* Even *I* Can't do that! *pouts*

Psycho: I'm gifted ^_^ *shape shifts into a raven and flies away*

RavenFire: Hey now she's using my name! >_<