Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ Greenland, Ibiza and the Evil Banana ( Chapter 22 )

Psycho: Okay soooo… here we are again!

[Yami] Bakura: I can't believe what is about to happen now -.-

Psycho: Anything to please my lovely reviewers :D

[Yami] Marik: Viewers! Run while you still have the chance! *starts running*

Psycho: *grabs collar* Uh, uh, uh! You're staying RIGHT here ^_^

Ryou: Oh this will be so humiliating -_-;

Mary Ann: Oh I'm so excited! *glomps Marik* Can we PLEASE get on with it now?! ^_^

Marik: O.o

Psycho: Not just yet, first I have to introduce two NEW guests!

Bakura: *shifty eyes* I don't like the sound of this…

Psycho: ^_^ introducing, Rowan Girl!

Rowan Girl: Hello! ^_^

Psycho: And Dragon_of_1000_Lands! Who is male might I point out ^_^ and I will just call him DoL for short… if that's okay ^_^

DoL: Hi! *looking around for someone* Hey, there she is!! O.O *glomps Serenity*

Serenity: o.O uh…

Jounouchi (Joey): -.- better than Tristan at least

Tristan (who I will call by his Japanese name, Honda): Hey I heard that!

Psycho: e_e okay next are… the presents!

Bakura, Ryou, Malik & Marik: *jump up and down* YAY!!

Nyoko: Freaks -_-

FDC: *busts in* Sorry I'm late!! I got ambushed by very agro mutated underworld demons!!

RavenFire: ^_^ I'm to blame for that

Psycho: -_- don't even get me started on those things…

Nyoko: ^_^;;

Psycho: Okay, today instead of giving you all your presents, I'm going to let you open them for yourselves!

Malik: Aww but it's not fun that way!! *pouts*

Marik: Stop complaining -_-;;

Psycho: Right…Aaaaanyhoobobble… Nyoko, drum roll please?

Nyoko: *does a drum roll and then starts chanting as packages start falling from the sky*

Ryou: Ooooo lookie! There's one with MY name on it! *dashes to parcel on the ground*

Rowan Girl: Awww!! I love Ryou!! ^__^

FDC: >_> …

RavenFire: Happy place hikari… happy place…

FDC: >_<

Emily: Hey there's one for me!!! :D *goes to open present* Oooh… *finds chains, blindfolds, whips etc.*

Psycho: ALL fangirls got the same package… compliments to Lady_Washu! ^_^

L_W: Only trying to help ^_^ *glomps Yami*

Yami: O.O

Kaiba: *gets hit square in the face with a present* HEY!! *rubs head* Oh, it's for me. *opens* What the?! A Shadow Ring? To use ONLY on Kitsune? What the f-

Kitsune: Don't' you just LOVE it Seto baby?! ^_^

Kaiba: Yeah… sure -_-

Ryou: Presents for me! Presents for me! Presents for ME!! ^_^ *opens present* Ooh, chocolates! From… Rowan Girl? Oh ^_^ thank you!

Rowan Girl: *blushes* Its okay ^_^

FDC: >_<+ grrrrrr!!

Malik: Hey Marik, we get to have whatever we want! This note says so!!

Marik: Well in that case… I'm off to dominate the world! Bye! *goes off to dominate the world*

Malik: ^_^… what do *I* want then…? Hmm… *looks around* OH! I want a big beautiful palace to call my own!! *suddenly a giant palace made of white marble, gold and ivory rises up from the ground*

Psycho: WOW!! O.O

Malik: *grins conceitedly at Yami* Suck my [insert censored word here] Pharaoh!!

Yami: Okay!

Yuugi: O.O

Malik: …not literally… although-

Psycho: -_- NEXT!

*magically a chain and leash appears around Jounouchi's neck*

Kaiba: *snickering*

Jou: HEY! What the hell is this sh^t?!

Emily: Awww doesn't he look KAWAII?!

Kaiba: Yeah… real good look, mongrel.

Jou: >_<+

*suddenly a giant backbone appears next to Yuugi*

FDC: Err… uhhh…?

L_W: Ooh! The backbone has arrived! That's for you Yuugi!

Yuugi: I'm touched -.-

L_W: ^_^

*suddenly a room appears out of nowhere with all the nauseatingly romantic things in it that you can possibly imagine*

Nyoko: Ooooh it's so pink!!!! ^___^

RavenFire: Eww… it's so pink! My eyes! They burn!

Malik: Why can't it be purple?

Bakura: Or silver?

Kaiba: Or blue?

Yami: Or gold?

*room suddenly changes to gold*

Yami: THAT'S more like it! ^_^

*L_W & Yami suddenly disappear into the golden room…*

Dark_Warrior: Who didn't see that coming -_-

Psycho: Waaaa! I want one!! ;_;

*suddenly a room appears out of nowhere with all the same nauseatingly romantic things in it that you can possibly imagine with the exception that it is silver not gold*

Psycho: O.O

Bakura: …

Psycho: *shifty glance toward Bakura*

Bakura: *looks away*

Psycho: Actions speak louder than words! ^_^! *grabs Bakura and goes inside locking the door and alarming and soundproofing the entire room*

FDC: O…KAY…. Oo lookie, here is one for Mai!

Mai: I thought I was dead?

Nyoko: Well if I remember correctly you were in the last couple of chapters… but you can die in this one if your really want to!

Mai: Suits me ^_^ *opens present* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

*Anthrax escapes out of envelope and infects Mai's body making her decay and rot*

Everyone: O.O ANTHRAX?!?!!!

Rowan Girl (who I will call RG for short): Fear not! *throws everyone a biological-suit-thingymugummy each*

Everyone: *breathes freely once more and watches Mai rot to a painful near-death*

DoL: *is mortified* Serenity… hold me!

Serenity: Okay ^_^ *squishes DoL*

DoL: ^________________^

Malik: Wait… NEAR-death?! Why isn't she dead already?!

Nyoko: Because L_W has one last present for her, Anzu, Otogi and Pegasus ^_^

Otogi: What have *I* done to deserve to die?!!!! I AM A MOTHER!!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!

Bakura: *from inside of the silver room* AND HE IS THE MOTHER OF MY CHILD!!!

RG & DoL: O____o

Nyoko: LOOOOOOOONNNNNNNG story…

Fuzzykins: ^_^ Momma! *slithers up Otogi's leg into his arms*

Otogi: My baby!! *huggles Fuzzykins* *big watery chibi eyes* You can't kill me! My baby NEEDS a mother!!!

Bakura: *still from inside the romantic silver room* Oh just let him off the hook!

Nyoko: Fine -.- but for the grand finale of this introduction-

Psycho: Excuse me while I interrupt but this introduction has been over 3 pages long!

Nyoko: WE KNOW!! *stares her icy stare at her hikari*

Psycho: MEEP! *disappears into silver room once more*

Nyoko: Anzu! Mai! Pegasus! Drop and give me 2000!

Anzu, Mai & Pegasus: *do as she says except they have cut wrists and stomachs and are doing press-ups in salt water*

Pegasus: AAAAH!!!!!! THE PAIN!!! OH THE PAIN!!!

Cecelia: Oh I can't watch! *hides eyes*

Mai: *is nearly dead anyway due to the Anthrax outbreak*

Anzu: DOING PRESSUPS IN SALTWATER WITH CUT AND BLEEDING WRISTS AND STOMACHS REMINDS ME SOOOOOOOOO MUCH OF FRIENDSHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FDC: Die!!!!!!!!!!!!

*all fangirls jump on the back of Anzu and Mai to make everything just that little bit harder*

Nyoko & RavenFire: *exchange glances* It's going to be a loooong day…

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*Marik, Malik Bakura, Ryou Kaiba and Yami are all currently in ballet tutus sitting on the top of coconut trees in the town square of some city in Ibiza*

Malik: Do I look pretty, you guys?

Kaiba: You look like a Ra damned [insert censored word here], fool.

Marik: Like you're one to talk, Kaiba -_-

Bakura: *whining* How much LONGER must we WAIT?!

Ryou: I'm quite enjoying the view ^_^

Yami: What about all the attention? *points to spectators down below from atop his coconut tree who think they have all gone mad*

Nyoko: *goes flying past on the back of her Winged Ice Dragon on her way back home* *stops dead in her tracks* What the hell are you morons doing up here?! *lands safely next to Bakura*

Ryou: *is cowering from Nyoko's Winged Ice Dragon*

Yami: We're waiting for our fangirls to come and get us! ^_^

Nyoko: Oh dear -_- how did you get here? And why under the name of Ra are you all wearing tutus?!

Malik: Psycho used her magic authoress powers to drop us off here and turn us into ballerinas! Don't we look pretty? ^_^

Marik: Oh shut up you fairy -_- *whacks Malik with M. Rod*

Nyoko: Just so all you freaks know, your fangirls are back home in Domino getting facials and massages by hot sexy muscly shoujo's.

All bishies: O.O…*shocked* >_>…*jealous* >_<+…*angry*

Bakura: It better not be that pretty-boy-girl Kurama!!!! *shakes fist*

Kaiba: You mean someone's got their hands all over-

Yami: Ooooh is Kaiba ACTUALLY owning up to the fact that he likes Kitsune?!

Kaiba: Never!

Nyoko: Oh give it up already -.-;

Ryou: How are we going to get out of here?! ;_;

Nyoko: Dunno but I'm outa here! ^_^ bye! *boards Winged Ice Dragon and disappears into the night*

Bakura: Great now I'm stuck up here… alone… with… YOU!! (A/N: *coughcough*Weknowyouloveit*coughcough*)

Ryou: Think on the bright side yami ^_^

Kaiba: WHAT bright side? -_-

Malik: We can play games! ^_^

Yami: Oh that REALLY did not sound right -_-

Marik: It COULD be fun… *thinking evil thoughts*

Kaiba: Well firstly, I'm going to take off this STUPID blue tutu -__- *gets up and notices it is glued to himself and he is naked underneath anyway o.O;* Ugh…

Ryou: Let's sing songs! ^_^

Bakura: No… not the evil songs that make me- *realizes what he's saying and shuts up*

Marik: Make you what?

Ryou: Bakura falls asleep when I sing to him ^_^

Marik & Yami: *snorts* XD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Bakura: He's lying! It's all lies I tell you! Lies! Lies!

Malik: Okay okay… whatever. Let's play truth or dare!

Marik: Or we could tell stories! Stories are much more fun ^_^

Kaiba: I'd rather do mathematical equations in my head -_-

~*…Meanwhile in Domino, Japan…*~

Psycho: Aahh… SO good! ^_^ *is sitting in therapeutic spa*

Kitsune: I wonder what all the bishies are doing on the top of their coconut trees in Ibiza. ^_^

Emily: But we didn't send ALL of them there… where did you guys put Jounou and Otogi and the others?

L_W: Oh, we took Jounouchi, Honda, Otogi, Mokuba, Yuugi, and Pegasus in Greenland ^_^

Anzu: GREENLAND IS LIKE FRIENDSHIP!!!!

All: >_<

Mary Ann: Isn't that place totally freezing?!

Psycho: Ice and snow galore ^_^ my yami Nyoko is flying back from there now.

Cecelia: And all the while we are sitting here in this spa…without them… ;_;

FDC: I want Ryou back…

RG: Me too! ^_^

FDC: *eye twitches*

Serenity: I really like my new boyfriend guys ^_^

Psycho: Speaking of which… where IS he?!

DoL: *is spying on Serenity outside with his [female] yami Karen_Osiris* O.O

K_O: This is really wrong you know -_-

DoL: I don't care! Serenity's in a bikini! O.O

K_O: -_-

Cecelia: Waaaaahh I want my Peggy back!!!

Kitsune: And I want Kaiba!

Psycho: Must have Bakura!

FDC: Ryou! My love!

Mary Ann: Marik, you will soon be back in my arms! *corny music starts up*

L_W: Yami will be mine once again!

Psycho: We're going to Ibiza! *jumps out of spa in triumph*

Serenity: Well while you guys go and do that I might go and find DoL ^_^

DoL: Uh-oh…

K_O: Hide!

DoL: *jumps behind random bush*

Emily: Err… what about the bishies in Greenland?

Psycho: We'll find them too ^_^

~*…Meanwhile in Greenland…*~

Jounouchi: *is turned ice cold* I don't know h-how s-someone c-can l-live in a p-place l-like d-dis…

Yuugi: ACHOO!!!!!!

Otogi: *holding Fuzzykins* Bless you -_-

Peggy: Hey look! An igloo! Eskimos!

Honda: We can find shelter in there!!

Mokuba: S-so c-c-cold… need… big b-brother-r-r…

Pegasus: Your brother can't save you this time, Mokuba-boy!

*suddenly a banana randomly falls from the sky*

Mokuba: Ah! Get it away! Get it away! Aaah!! SSSSEEETTTOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

~*…in Ibiza…*~

Kaiba: *ears are twitching* MOKUBA?!!

Bakura: What the hell are you talking about? Has the heat finally got to you, Kaiba?

Kaiba: I heard Mokuba screaming!

Yami: Whatever -_-

Malik: And so there you have it…Marik fell in love with a rock when he was 8.

Bakura: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *keeling over in fit of laughter*

Marik: *is shamed* You just told them my biggest secret hikari! Hmph! *sulks*

Ryou: It's not as bad as what Yuugi once told me about Yami ^_^

Yami: No don't! Ryou! I beg of you!

Kaiba, Marik & Bakura: Oh please do… *gather around*

Ryou: Yuugi told me that he once read Yami's diary ^_^

Kaiba: I'm surprised he even knows how to write -_-

Yami: No! Please stop this torture!!

Ryou: Aww… okay…

Bakura: NO!!! TELL US MORE!!

Ryou: Okay well… there was this one time when Yami decided to go to Wal-Mart…

~*…In Greenland…*~

Mokuba: *clutching onto Jounouchi*

Jounouchi: Why me -_-

Mokuba: Because you're as close to my big brother as I can get right now! (A/N: Emily and Kitsune… let's just pretend you didn't hear that.)

Honda: Getting back to the case of the Banana… what IS it doing here?!

Jounouchi: Well… Eskimos are like monkeys right? Monkeys eat bananas! (A/N: No offence to any Eskimos out there! Jou has a big mouth!)

All: *sweatdrop*

Otogi: I'm glad no Eskimos were around to hear that -_-

Eskimos: *heard everything*

Yuugi: Hey look! Maybe those people can help us! *runs to igloo*

Otogi: Hey! Over here! Can you people help us? I have a child here! *holds up Fuzzykins*

Banana: ~in thought~ Those fools will pay! I will get my revenge! NOBODY ignores the Evil Banana!!! MUWAHAHAHAHA!!

Eskimo 1: *talks in native language to Eskimo 2* What should we do with them?

Pegasus: *whispering* What are they saying?

Eskimo 2: Skin them alive and feed their innards to the sled dogs.

Honda: I don't like the sound of this…

Eskimo 1: *in English* This way.

All: *walk into the igloo of doom*

~*…In Ibiza…*~

Malik: Okay so let me get this straight… Yami bought thirty leather thongs, five hundred cans of hairspray, three jars of Total Effects Plus Oil of Olay, 89 copies of limited edition Playboy magazines and 71 My Little Pony figurines?!

Ryou: That about sums it up ^_^

Kaiba: *turns to Yami* I will never, EVER let you live this down.

Yami: I don't care! I am the proudest owner of My Little Pony figurines I know!

Yuugi: *over mindlink* /I am so sorry for telling Ryou about your secrets!/

Yami: //Nevermind. You will die sooner or later, aibou.//

Yuugi: *gulp*

Yami: At least I didn't fall in love with a rock…
Marik: Hey you shut up about that! That's not HALF as bad as buying thirty leather thongs in one day plus three jars of women's face cream!

Yami: That's not as bad as what Thief Bakura did!!!

Bakura: I swear you will rot forever in the underworld if you mention ANYTHING about that day!

Yami: I'm already dead so you can't hurt me! *pokes out tongue*

Bakura: Oh damn…

~*…in Greenland…*~

Jounouchi: NOW look what ya did! So much for trusting those untrustworthy people of the arctic! *is tied to a pig skewer as are the others*

Fuzzykins: Mama!

Otogi: *dramatically* MY BABY!!!

Honda: *looks towards the pack of hungry sled dogs* *gulp* I really don't like the look of this…

Yuugi: Would you stop saying that?!

Honda: Totally bogus dude!

Others: >_<+

Mokuba: ~in prayer~ Please… if you take me away… let Seto be okay! I really don't wanna die! But if I do get eaten by Eskimos and their dogs then… oh I don't care! Just let Seto be okay!

*a puff of smoke and Emily and Cecelia pop out of nowhere*

Emily: Hello! ^_^

Jou: EMILY!!! SAVE MEEEEEEEEE!!

Emily: *karate chops one Eskimo in the neck making him pass out cold* There we go ^_^ *unties Jou*

Jou: Uh… hehe….heh…*blushes* Thanks… ^_^

Emily: …^__________^!! *glomps the blonde*

Cecelia: *unties Peggy and the rest* Maximillion… my dear, are you alright?!

Peggy: Cecelia! How glad I am to see you!

Otogi: MY BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *holds onto Fuzzykins for dear life* Oh I'm so glad you're safe…

Fuzzykins: O.O…

~*…in Ibiza…*~

Bakura: *hiding face in coconut tree leaves* This is so humiliating -_-

Ryou: *staring in horror* I …I simply can't….I can't believe it! Bakura! How could you?!

Bakura: I was drunk alright! Very… VERY drunk…

Marik: *sighs* I will never forget that night…

Kaiba: It's so… disturbing! Even *I* am disgusted!

Psycho: *appears* What? What did he do huh?

Bakura: Nothing! Nothing at all!

Malik: That's not what WE heard…

Psycho: Welllll?

Yami: Bakura got extremely drunk one night and ran through the town centre of Memphis exclaiming that the Priestess Isis is very good in bed and that the possessed horny giraffes will soon unite and dominate over Egypt… oh and did I mention he was naked when he did all of this?

Psycho: O___________O…………………*speechless*< /div>