Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Very RAndomNeSS YUgiOH stOrY!!!!! ❯ The Dining Hall - REUNION OF THE YEAR!!! ( Chapter 21 )

Peggy: In the last chapter...Bakura became a daddy!

All together now: Aaaawwwww!

Bakura: Shut up!

Fuzzykins: ^__^!

Peggy: And Otogi became a mother…

Fuzzykins: Momma!

Otogi: ^__^

Psycho: *finally finishes YGO manga* COMPLETED!

Peggy: Finally! Would you like to join us?

Psycho: Yup! But first I would like to give all bishies and fangirls their presents since I have been lazy and haven't for ages -_-. SO! First off I will start with…… Kaiba!

Joey: -_- why does HE always get to go first?

Kaiba: AAAAhahahahahahaha!

Psycho: *shrugs* Anyway to Kaiba from Kitsune (who didn't see that coming) she gives you all the God cards, and some sexy black boxers. She also gives [Yami] Bakura ALL the Millennium Items and-

Bakura: I'M RICH AT LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All: -_-;;

Psycho: *ahem!* Like I was saying… she gives Bakura all the Millennium Items EXCEPT Yugi's puzzle and Malik's rod.

Bakura: Aww…

Psycho: She also gives Mai a haircut so that she is totally bald!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA~!

Mai: *in slow mo* NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *runs away screaming*

Psycho: And finally she gives ME an Egyptian gown and jewellery ^______^ and gives Yugi two more Dark Magician cards cuz she doesn't want hers…

Yugi: YES!!!!! *kisses DM cards*

Psycho: Now, presents from Washu-Washu!

Yami: Is that my fangirl?

Psycho: As a matter of fact it is. To start with she gives Bakura a book called "How to get all the Millennium Items without leaving the bed".

Bakura: Ra bless you! *runs off with book to find his bed*

Psycho: e_e next she gives Ryou an F_D_C2003 plushie!! Gooooo Lauren!! Tee hee…

Ryou: Thanks!! *runs off behind Bakura squeezing plushie to death*

Psycho: Aww… next she gives Kaiba… A PENNY! And a pair of BEWD boxers. Like he hasn't got enough of them -_-. Next she gives Yugi a latter… or did she mean ladder? I don't know. Anyhow, next she gives Yami a pair of sexy leather boxers ^_~ and to Malik and Marik she gives a set of fun knives to kill Mai, Otogi and Anzu with.

Malik & Marik: *runs off on killing spree* WEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*a bald Mai goes running past screaming in terror*

Psycho: O_o next she gives ME (yes me) free coupons to freeze time and make passionate love to Bakura…… weeee that's my cue outa here! *runs off to find Bakura on his bed*

Nyoko: Perhaps I better do this from now on -_-; okay finally Washu gives all the fangirls ten coupons to do the same with their bishies-

*suddenly all bishies and fangirls are out of sight* *crickets chirping*

Nyoko: e_e and with that she gives all fangirls a finger ring which gives them the ability to breathe fire… Ra help us all… Ahem…. Next in line we have got Mary Ann's presents. To all of us she gives an endless supply of Pixie Sticks… on Ra this doesn't sound good -_- and to Marik she gives a hardcore make-out session. ~in thought~ Lucky this isn't the OTHER fic where I'm married to him… ~out loud~ She also gives everyone a big bag of their favourite food!! *suddenly giant bags of KFC, Burger King and assorted types of chocolate fall from the sky* Oh well there goes my hikari's favourite foods…

Peggy: Are we done yet?

Nyoko: Not yet. ONE MORE TO GO! We have got…… a present for Joey from Emily… which is a leather dog collar and some red rose petals! And she also gives Otogi a wonderful new dress since he is a mother!

Fuzzykins: ^_^!

Otogi: -_-

Peggy: NOW are we done?

Nyoko: Yeah that pretty much sums it up…….

Peggy: Finally! Okay then ON WITH THE FIC!!!

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RavenFire: OOOO this place is so creepy… feels just like home!

Bakura: I agree… but I think my home now is much better.

Ryou: My yami is scared of the dark ^___^

Bakura: Am not!

Marik: And from what I heard he would much rather cuddle up under the blankets with a certain authoress and hikari than go out tomb robbing.

Bakura: Shut it Ishtar!

*freaky noises from dining hall*

FDC: Should we go and check it out? *is curious*

Ryou: Are you CRAZY?!! *quivering in fear*

FDC: Pretty much ^_^

Peggy: Suddenly a slimy blob thing (let's just say its Fuzzykins since you already know who it is) comes sliding down the wall…

Fuzzykins: *looks at Otogi* Momma!

All: o_O

Nyoko: It's a baby Argus! ^_^

Psycho: What the heck's an Argus?

Nyoko: A form of monster that was used to fight in battle in the Dark Ages. This one looks like it's crossbred with something though because it's got a bunny tail!

Fuzzykins: *wiggles fluffy white bunny tail*

All: AAAaaaaawWWWwww!!

Fuzzykins: Arg arg!

Serenity: Does it want us to follow it?

FDC: Let's go!

~… with group number 2 …~

Peggy: Everyone are playing Need For Speed Underground on PS2 thanks to Seto hooking up his PS2 to the car in some complex way…

D_W: I'm gonna WHOOP your ass Yami!

Yami: I agree. *is trying to figure out how the heck these things work*

D_W: Well that wasn't much of a challenge -_- *sulks*

Seto: So much for your "King of Games" title.

Yami: Hey that does NOT include Playstation games!

Seto: JUST Playstation games?

Yami: Well…

D_W: *evil thoughts* If you say so! *chucks out PS2 and pulls out a Nintendo 64*

L_W: Hey that's not fair Dark_Warrior!

D_W: Hmmmm?

L_W: -____-;;

Seto: Let the games begin!

Yami: o_O

~… with group number 1 …~

Peggy: Fuzzykins has now (after claiming Otogi and Bakura as its parents) lead the first group through the dining hall. At the dining table the people see a man with pink hair who resembles me… HEY STUPID SCRIPT!! NOBODY RESEMBLES ME!!!

Psycho: *looks up* Peggy calm down! I'm not paying you to throw mental spasms you know…

Peggy: Right… and at the other end of the table is… CECELIA?!?!?! OH MY DARLING CECELIA!! WE MEET AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!! *jumps down from the narrator's platform*

Psycho: Or emotional breakdowns -_-

Peggy: *goes to run into Cecelia's arms*

Guy with the pink hair: What the hell do you think you are doing? Cecelia is MY wife!

Cecelia: EXCUSE me?

Peggy: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!!!

Gwtph: Let me introduce myself, my name is Jeek… or Jix, I don't really know for sure, but just call me Jeek. I am from the future… in the KC Grand Prix series of Yu-Gi-Oh. And as for dear Cecelia… well I love her… and she loves me…

Peggy: *is boiling up* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *punches in face and uses powers of the M. Eye to destroy Jeek*

FDC: GOOOOOOOOOOOOO PEGGY!!!!!!!!!!

RavenFire: OBLITERATE THAT JERK!!!

Psycho: Claim back your wife!!!!

Serenity: Isn't she like, totally dead though?

Psycho: Shut up! *slaps Serenity*

Serenity: >_< I think I'm blind again…

Psycho: Good stay that way.

Peggy: *finally manages to assassinate Jeek* *looks to Cecelia* My love…

Cecelia: We meet again, Maximillion…

Peggy: Cecelia… *all dreamy eyes*

Cecelia: Maximillion…

Peggy: Cecelia…

Cecelia: Maximillion!! *jumps into arms and kisses*

Psycho: All together now……

All there: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Marik: *sniffle* That's so… sweet… WAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryou: Sounds like Marik needs some loving…

Otogi: *holding Fuzzykins* In that case we should get back because Mary Ann is what Marik is wanting.

Psycho: And no doubt things are getting out of hand anyway…

FDC: So let's go find a tow truck and get outa here!!!

Isis: *appears* Hello!

Shadi: OH FOR THE LOVE OF RA!!!!!!!!!! *hides behind RF*

RF: -_-

Cecelia: Who is that strange woman with large ears?

Isis: Bitch! It got bored down at the swamp so I decided to teleport myself here with the porthole in Seto's flowy trench coat! Also, my Millennium Tauk tells me that Seto's car is going to blow up any minute so there is no point in trying to find a tow truck ^_^

*a loud BOOM!!! Is heard from a few miles away*

Marik: Why is she always right -_-

~… back with group number 2 …~

D_W: BWAHAHAHAHA I KICKED YOUR ASS!!!!! *finishes 38th lap of NFS Underground*

Yami: So what? That doesn't make you the King of Games. Plus I still have my fangirl who happens to be your hikari so what have you achieved?

Kitsune: Why do his wise words always make so much sense?

Mary Ann: Why isn't he getting high for once?

L_W: He IS getting high… *looks at Yami who is just now smoking a bong*

Emily: Maybe that's why he's making sense…

Seto: So you're saying that Yami ONLY makes sense when he's stoned?

Kitsune: But he wasn't stoned two minutes ago…

Malik: Stop making sense my brain is hurting!!

Seto: Poor simple-minded child…

*suddenly a Cinderella-like coach pulls up with six white horses carrying it. Otogi is the driver and Cecelia and Peggy are inside*

Peggy: Hi all! *jumps out and helps Cecelia out of the carriage*

Joey: What da hell are YOU doing `ere? You're supposed to be narratin'!

Mokuba: Where is everyone else?

Otogi: Cecelia turned them all into horses ^_^

Malik: So who is the pumpkin carriage?

Otogi: Oh, Isis got turned into the coach because she called Cecelia a bitch ^_^

Isis as a coach: Bitch!

Mary Ann: I didn't know Cecelia knew magic…

Yami: I didn't even know she was alive!!

FDC as a horse: Shush! Peggy is kinda sensitive about that you know!

Psycho as a horse: Can we get changed back now?! I'm about to take the biggest crap ever!

Cecelia: Oh right, sorry! *changes all back except Isis*

Isis as a coach: Bitch!

Cecelia: You can stay that way! You big-eared psychic Egyptian!

Isis as a coach: My Millennium Tauk tells me you're going to be eaten by a swamp monster in two minutes if you don't change me back!

Malik: I'd do as she says!

Cecelia: Eeep! Fine… *changes Isis back*

Mary Ann: So where to now then?

Psycho: Onto our next destination!!

Bakura: *puts arm around Psycho's shoulders* Which is…?

FDC: Hmmm… how about we let Peggy decide?

Peggy: Well actually I'd rather go somewhere… ahem… private… to reunite "properly" with my dear Cecelia ^__^

RavenFire: Thank RA he's found someone!

Peggy: But you can come too if you want ^_~

RavenFire: *shudder*

Kitsune: Then where should we go?

Otogi: The cheese factory!!

Fuzzykins: ^____^!

Ryou: The moon!

Mokuba: Jupiter!

Psycho: Mars!

Nyoko: Saturn!

Bakura: *in prayer* Ra please don't let this be a crossover…

Isis: Let's go to Egypt!

Malik: Sorry sis but that's getting old =__=

Emily: I agree! I know…… let's go to…………ROMANIA!!!!!!

Serenity: Where the hell is that?

Seto: I don't know but I'm the king of Mongolia so there.

Kitsune: Were you being SERIOUS when you said that?

Seto: Aren't I always serious?

Psycho: Then to Mongolia we go!!!!!!!!

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Peggy: Weeeeeeeeeee that was fun!!!!!!! *glomps Cecelia* *goes off with her somewhere*

Psycho: Yeah but who's going to be the narrator for now on?

Bakura: *still reading book*

Malik: Who really cares? Do we NEED a narrator?

Psycho: *shrugs* That reminds me… I still haven't used up my coupons yet! *jumps on Bakura*

Bakura: *devious smirk* Sorry Malik… you're too slow.

Malik: *rolls eyes* Get a hold of yourself you baka. Anyway, since everyone is busy going at it like rabbits except me, I guess I'll have to end it this time. *has just given away the fact that he is single* *is raided by fangirls* HELP ME!!!!!!!

*anti-fangirl shield activates*

Malik: Aaaahhh… much better ^_^ okay so, UNTIL NEXT TIME FOLKS!!!!!!!!