Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Anime Is It Anyway? YuGiOh! Style ❯ 2 Lined Vocabulary ( Chapter 4 )

[ P - Pre-Teen ]

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Kitty: Okay the next game is called 2 Lined Vocabulary. This is for Allister, Joey, and Yugi. Allister you can only say "I love you" and "I wanna go home." Joey, you can only say "When's lunch" and "What does that do."
Rika: The scene is, army troop leader, Yugi, is trying to lead his commrads through a war. Begin!
Yugi: We are about to lead a dangerous battle. What do we have to say, magets?
Joey: When's lunch?
Yugi: We don't get lunch! We're in a war here!
Allister: I wanna go home!
Yugi: Well, you can't!
Joey: What does this do?
Yugi: It's a gun! You use it to kill people.
Allister: (takes Yugi's hands) I love you.
Yugi: (jumps back) I'm already taken.Now we must serve our country. Even if we die donig it!
Joey: When's lunch?
Yugi: I told you! We don't get a damn lunch!
Allister: I wanna go home!
Yugi: If you make it through this war, you can go home!
Joey: What does thsi do?
Yugi: No, don't go out there! That's the battlefield!
Joey: (pretends to get shot and falls down)
Allister: (walks towards Rika) I love you!
Yugi: It's a trap! Watch out! You're about to get shot!
Allister: (pretends to get shot and falls down)
Yugi: Well, that takes care of my problems.
Rika: (beeps buzzer)
(everyone returns to seats)
Rika: That's great. 1,000 pointsfor everybody.
Kitty: Where's Inu-Yasha?
Rika: He left.
Kitty: Damn it! If you hadn't tied me up--
Rika: Inu-Yasha might have been dead from you squeezing him.
Kitty: I would not! (everybody stares at her)
Kitty: I might. (everybody still stares)
Kitty; Okay! I would...