Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line is it Anime? ❯ Show 2: Hoedown ( Chapter 6 )

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or “Whose Line is it Anyway?” I do own Ayumi.

 

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Ayumi: *standing on stage with Tristan, Pegasus, and Mai* Hello and welcome back to “Whose Line is it Anime?” Tonight's winner - Téa Gardner!

 

Most of Audience: *applaud*

 

Rest of Audience: Boooooooooooo!!!!!

 

Téa: *sitting in Ayumi's chair* *to booing part of audience* Well, screw you!!!

 

Ayumi: Nice job, Téa! *gives Téa a hug*

 

Téa: *proud smile*

 

Ayumi: So, while she gets to rest in the comfy chair, the rest of us are going to play the “Whose Line” cast's favorite game - “Hoe-down”! *applause* What I need from the audience is something that you would want to keep secret.

 

Audience: Fired! You're a secret agent! Have a yami!

 

Ayumi: That one's appropriate... We'll do the “yami Hoe-down.” *music starts*

 

Pegasus: *confused* I don't know what a “yami” is,

 

But I'll sing this anyway.

 

I guess I should pay more attention

 

To the episodes on Saturday.

 

I'm betting it has something to do

 

With the Millennium Items.

 

After all everything else mysterious

 

Has to do with them!

 

Ayumi: My boyfriend is a yami,

 

But not an evil one, oh no.

 

He protects the world

 

Everywhere he goes,

 

From thieves like Bakura

 

Who try to take it over.

 

Once they had a fight

 

With my neighbors' lawnmowers!

 

Mai: I take it from Ayumi's verse

 

A yami is an evil spirit.

 

Would someone please tell me the truth?

 

I'd really like to hear it!

 

I don't know why Kazuki

 

Makes me so oblivious.

 

I've been to the Shadow Realm,

 

I should really know what it is!!!

 

Tristan: Bakura is a yami.

 

How do I know this, you ask?

 

He told me just yesterday,

 

While stealing my favorite hat.

 

He also stole everything else.

 

Why didn't I try to stop him?

 

Well, I was in such a state of shock -

 

He was dressed like Michael Jackson!

 

Ayumi: *trying desperately to stop laughing* We'll see you next time...*pause while laughing* On “Whose Line is it Anime?”!!! *waves*

 

Téa: *waves from desk*