Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line Is It Anyway? the yamis style ❯ Intro ( Chapter 1 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

Intro/Song Titles
 
 
“Howdy and welcome to “Whose Line Is It Anyway”! Our contestants tonight are:
“ `My grin goes all the way across my fucking face', MALIK!!
“ `Ra-dammit it's the Pharaoh', YAMI!!
“ `Psycho and loving every minnit of it', BAKURA!! And
“ `Go to hell before I take it over', KIRA!!
“And I am your host, Kari! This is a game in which the points don't matter just like the Yu-Gi-Oh! plot lines!” The audience claps and cheers while the four yamis are waiting patiently for the game to begin.
Kari smiled and buzzed the buzzer.
“Our first game shall be-eth, Song Titles!! Bakura, Malik, yall are up!” she announced.
“ `What's My Age Again?' ” Malik asked.
“ `I Hate Everything About You.' ” Bakura hissed.
“I know!” Buzz! “Shit!”
“ `Drown'.” Yami started.
“ `American Idiot'.”
“I'm Egyptian!” Buzz!
“ `When I'm Gone'…” Malik began.
“ `Not Listening'.”
“ `Here To Stay'.”
“ `Right Here'?”
“ `Figure 0.9'.”
“What?” Buzz!
“ `Hit The Floor'.” Kira said icily.
“ `Headstrong'?”
“ `Burn'.”
“In hell?” Buzz!
“ `Nobody's Home'.” Yami said.
“ `Points of Authority'.”
“ `Dare'.”
“That's not a song!” Buzz buzz buzz!
“Back to yer seats, yamis. 1,000 points each, and Kira, `Dare' is a song by the Gorillaz.” Kari informed. Kira glared and Bakura chuckled. “Now to the shitty commercials!!”