Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line is it Anyway? Yu-Gi-Oh's! ❯ Ch 5 ( Chapter 5 )

Whose Line is it Anyway? Yu-Gi-Oh's!

Part 5

Liger: And we're back!

Houou: We are playing World's Worst! Today is the World's Worst Teacher!

Yami: And Roanoke Island was destroyed by…[falls asleep]

Kaiba: Canweblowupthelabcanwecanwecanwe?

Malik: I love you, you love me…

Pegasus: [just stands there and raises his eyebrows]

Malik: I am Sailor Moon!

Kaiba: Oooh, what does this button do?

Pegasus: [in a girly voice] And we're back! [Liger throws the plunger at him.]

Malik: Mwmph Mwmph Mwmph Mwmph Mwmph.

Yami: Timmy!

Liger: What have we come to?

Houou: Ancient Egypt?

Liger: No, Remote Control!

Houou: Okay, we need a noun!

Crazy Hand: Super Smash Brothers Melee!

Liger: Okay. Each of you is a TV show or channel and the subject is SSBM. Yami, you are the Springer show.

Yami: All right!

Houou: Kaiba, you are Comedy Central. Malik, you are The Weakest Link. And Pegasus, god help us, you are the Food Channel. Lets start with Yami.

Yami: Mewtwo, you think you so cool cause you got psychic powers but I saw you [beep] Roy without them! [begins whacking himself]

Crowd: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

Yami: [takes a baseball bat and whacks himself on the head] Now I'm gonna [beep] Jigglypuff!

Houou: Malik.

Malik: Who has a headless hammer? It's time to vote off the Weakest Link. Hey, Link, that means you!

Liger: Pegasus.

Pegasus: And now we add a little pepper to our roasted Kirby. Bam!

Houou: Kaiba.

Kaiba: What's with that Sandbag? All it does is sit there. Did a Scizor saw off its legs? [Crowd laughs]

Liger: Malik.

Malik: Besides Battlefield, what is the other special course? Final Destination. Correct. Gannondorf. Bank. Falco is the clone of which character. Mario. No, Fox.

Houou: Pegasus.

Pegasus: We have a special guest, world-renowned chef, Samus Aran.

Liger: Kaiba:

Kaiba: Ziggy, Yoshi, Ziggy, Yoshi, ho, ho, ho!

Houou: Yami.

Yami: Yeah, I'm Popo and yeah I'm [beep] my sister Nana, but she enjoys it and so do I and if anyone has a problem with that they can kiss my [beep] [beep]

Liger: Kaiba.

Kaiba: Screw you, fatass. Shut up, Jew. I'm keeping the Poke balls. Oh my god! The Bob-Omb killed Kenny! You bastards! [in a Timmy voice] Zelda!

Houou: Pegasus.

Pegasus: And there you have it, fried Mr. Saturn!

Liger: Yami

Yami: And now my final thoughts, Pichu pi Pichu pi pi Chu chupi Pichu!

Houou: Last one, Malik.

Malik: [in an Anne Robinson accent] Bowser, you are the Weakest Link, goodbye!

Okay, we hate to do this, but the next chapter is the last one. All good things must come to an end after all. Sorry we couldn't fulfill all requests.