Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Whose Line is it Anyway? Yu-Gi-Oh's! ❯ Ch 4 ( Chapter 4 )

Whose Line is it Anyway? Yu-Gi-Oh's!

Ch 4

AN: Sorry for the huge delay! I had tons of schoolwork!

Liger: Wake up! It's time for more Whose Line!

Houou: And we're having fun with Questions Only! You can only speak in questions about a certain subject and the subject is how much you hate Tea!

Everyone: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Tea: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!? [Goes to strangle the hostesses but Long and Shenlong hold her back.]

[Malik and Pegasus come out.]

Pegasus: Do you hater Tea?

Malik: Who's Tea?

Pegasus: Do you remember the annoying brunette?

Malik: Oh, her! [buzzed out]

Yami: Aren't her friendship speeches boring?

Pegasus: Does her preaching about how evil I am get to you?

Yami: Did you know I nearly killed her for those speeches?

Pegasus: Can I?

Yami: Why not?

Pegasus: All right! [goes to kill Tea and is buzzed]

Kaiba: Why is Pegasus killing Tea?

Yami: Wouldn't you after hearing her boring friendship speeches?

Kaiba: Oh, aren't they annoying?

Yami: You mean you didn't notice?

Kaiba:…No. [buzzed]

[Pegasus is still killing Tea]

Yami: Pegasus, your turn! [buzzed]

Pegasus: I'm busy! [buzzed]

Malik: Think Pegasus enjoying that?

Kaiba: What do you think?

Liger: Um…Pegasus…Pegasus…You can stop beating up Tea now.

Houou: [in Pegasus's ear] MAXIMILLIAN PEGASUS! GO TO YOUR SEAT!

Pegasus: Augh! I'm deaf!

Malik: Only in one ear.

Pegasus: That's true.

Liger: Kireihana Sentret Houou Olivia Bastet Maxwell! You better fix Pegasus's ear!

Houou: Fine. [throws an ear trumpet at Pegasus]

Liger: Now we will have Yami and Malik play Sound Effects. Soooo, we will need two people from the audience.

Houou: I'll get them! [drags two people out of the audience]

Liger: And you are…

Mason D: I'm Mason.

Mason M: I'm Mason.

Liger: Okay. We are playing sound effects. While Malik and Yami act out a scene, Mason and Mason will provide the sounds. Mason will provide the sounds for Malik and Mason will provide the sound for Yami.

Houou: Keep in mind that we can't write good Sound Effects.

Liger: Yami and Malik are Kaiba's new chefs and must cook him dinner.

Yami: Bossman's hungry.

Malik: Let's make him a salad. I'll cut the tomatoes. [pretends to cut tomatoes]

Mason D: Clang clang clang.

Malik: Must be those fancy new tomatoes. Made of metal and rich in iron!

Yami: I'll go pick some lettuce.

Mason M: Shuu shuu shuu

Yami: Helicopters! Run!

Malik: He will want wine.

Mason D: Glug glug, glug.

Yami: Bakura! Quit drinking the wine! [Allenby holds Bakura back again] I bet Kaiba wants burgers!

Mason M: Fwoosh!

Malik: Yami? Yami! Oh well, roasted Yami anyone?

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Mewtwo: Okay, I'm stopping it there because we have requests of three more scenes from a hat. So Mason and Mason aren't there, let's have Kaiba and Malik there [he moves them] and Yami and Pegasus there. Now, when I disappear, they will not know they played Sound Effects and are still playing Scenes from a Hat.

[He disappears]

Houou: If Yu-Gi-Oh was not a cartoon

Pegasus: I will have your soul Kaiba!

Kaiba: [acts like someone's pulling his hair] OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! PEGASUS THAT HURTS! [go back]

Yami: I play the Dark Magician.

Malik: [with a Dark Magician headdress he got from God knows where] Hang on, I'm coming!!!! Okay, what do I do again?

Yami: ….Attack Pegasus?

[Malik beats Pegasus on the head with a Dark Magician Staff]

Liger: What a fangirl would do to see the bishies

Pegasus: ["flashes" the audience but the creepy thing is he really has boobs!]

Houou: I told you Pegasus and Xion were related!

Liger: PEGASUS DON'T DO THAT!

Pegasus: Just complying with the card.

Houou: What would make the audience drool

[Yami and Malik strip naked. Some of the guys and all the girls start drooling, cheering, etc. They French kiss. Everyone drools. Yami and Malik begin screwing each other. All yaoi fans <Houou,Houou,Houou!> begin cheering, all the homophobes nosebleed, and the rest are still drooling.