Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Why Yami Yugi Failed Woodshop ❯ Why Bandsaws Should be Banned ( Chapter 3 )

Why Yami Failed Woodshop

Chapter 3: Why Bandsaws Should be Banned

Aleuwolf: ^_^ Next chapter!!!

Stephwolf: Why do your fics usually center around Yami?

Aleuwolf: O.O;; Heh heh heh...

Jordan: I think I know!

Snowfang: ^_^ Me too!

Snowfang + Jordan: *singing* Aleu's got a crush on Yami! Aleu's got a crush on Yami!

Aleuwolf: *blushes* I DO NOT!

Snowfang: HA! By denying it, you just prove yourself guilty!

Aleuwolf: -_-;; You are pure evil.

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Yugi: You CAN'T have forgotten the Bandsaw!

Yami: Sorry, I don't really remember.

Bakura: Let me refresh your memory pharaoh. It was kind of bloody...

Yami: O.O Oh, THAT Bandsaw.

***FLASHBACK***

Mr. Mortenson: Now remember, NEVER cut dowelling rods by hand with the Bandsaw. Use this thing here... *pulls out weird looking wood-thing with a long cut down the middle* It's called a V-Jig, okay?

Everyone: Okay. *runs off to work*

Yami: *pulls out dowelling rod* Ah now, let's see... *places it in the path of the blade, without a V-Jig, like we didn't all see that coming, right?*

Yugi: O.o Uh, Yami? Aren't you supposed to use a V-Jig?

Yami: What's so dangerous about cutting dowelling without a V-Jig? Uh oh...

*The dowelling starts spinning and pulling Yami's hands towards the blade*

Yami: Oops...

Mr. Mortenson: AHHH!!! *runs and grabs the dowelling just before Yami chops his fingers*

Yami: O.o Um, Mr. Mortenson? The dowel rod is still spinning...

*Dowel Rod pulls Mr. Mortenson's fingers into the blade*

Mr Mortenson: *blood flies around* YEOW!!!!!! {curse} That stupid {curse} {curse} MACHINE!!!!

Yami: *shirt is flecked with large spots of blood* Mr Mortenson? Will my grade drop because I dismembered your hand?

***END FLASHBACK***

Yami: It wasn't THAT bloody...

Tristan: -_-;; I was standing on the other side of the ROOM and blood landed on my shirt!!!

Yami: At least it wasn't THAT bad...

Joey: HE WAS IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A MONTH!!!

Yami: It could have been a year.

Yugi: -_-;; And what about the Disc Sander?

Yami: I thought we agreed NOT to speak of that!

Yugi: But don't you remember?

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Snowfang: ^_^ See? You didn't want Yami's fingers to be cut off, so you had Mr. Mortenson take the pain!

Aleuwolf: I just didn't want to torture the main character!!!

Snowfang: ^_^ If Mr. Mortenson was to get ahold of this story, you would fail the course!

Aleuwolf: O.O You wouldn't! I have an A in the class!!!

Jordan: Aleu, face it. You have an A in EVERYTHING!!!! And you are the Teacher's Pet in EVERY CLASS!!!!!

Aleuwolf: ^_^ I miss the part where that's a BAD thing.

Jordan: You're so perfect it's scary.

Aleuwolf: ^_^ How can I be perfect if I write these sadistic stories?

Jordan: -_-;; Whatever. Next chapter; DISC SANDER: 1, YAMI 0