Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Wingzero's Yu-Gi-Oh Outtakes ❯ Yugi's Little Secrets: Beach Blues ( Chapter 5 )

Wingzero: Oi! This fic needs to be updated.

Ray: You said it.

DS: *walks in with Seto dressed in a pink fairy costume made by Madison from Cardcaptor Sakura*

Wingzero: *blink, blink, blink*

Shinimegami: ^_________^

Wingzero: I take it you had fun.

Shinimegami: Yup!!!

Bakura: *can't seem to keep a straight face*

Yami: *laughing so hard he has to lean on Bakura for support*

Ishtar: *snickers before busting*

Malik: *busy taking pictures*

Seto: I resent this!!!! *gets blinded by two flashes*

Wingzero: *has an innocent look as she hides her camera*

Shinimegami: Could I get copies?

Wingzero: Sure!

Clip: Beach fun!

Yami: Aibou what do you want to do at the beach?

Yugi: Bury you.

Yami: YUGI!!!

Wingzero: --UU Typical.

Clip: Beach fun! Take 2

Yami: Aibou what do you want to do at the beach?

Yugi: A picnic.

Yami: ……………………….

DS: Tip, don't bring sugar.

Clip: Beach fun! Take 3

Yami: Aibou, what do you want to do at the beach?

Yugi: Make out.

Yami: ^____________________________^

Wingzero: NO MAKING OUT ON THE SET!!!!

Yugi: But it's the beach.

Wingzero: We'll be filming there!!

Yugi: I knew that!

Yami: Sure you did aibou.

Yugi: You're getting nothing tonight.

Yami: O.O But, but, but, but……………….

Clip: Swimming Trunks

Yugi: But Yami. Everyone is going to be wearing swimming attire, why can't you?

Yami: First of all, Aibou, I don't have any swimming trunks.

Yugi: Then we'll just go to a nude beach.

Wingzero: O_o You do realize this is a PG-13 fic!!!

Clip: Swimming Trunks take 2

Yugi: But Yami. Everyone is going to be wearing swimming attire, why can't you?

Yami: First of all, Aibou, I don't have any swimming trunks.

Yugi: I don't mind. *hentai grin*

Yami: *blushes several shades of red*

Clip: Swimming Trunks take 3

Yugi: But Yami. Everyone is going to be wearing swimming attire, why can't you?

Yami: First of all, Aibou, I don't have any swimming trunks.

Trunks: *pops onto the scene* What does this have to do with me?

Yugi: O.o I wasn't referring to you.

Trunks: Why did mom have to give me this name? *sighs and leaves*

Clip: Swimming Trunks take 4

Yugi: But Yami. Everyone is going to be wearing swimming attire, why can't you?

Yami: First of all, Aibou, I don't have any swimming trunks. Second, I don't look good in trunks.

Yugi: You look good in anything.

Yami: *blushes red*

Yugi: But I would like you in nothing.

Yami: *falls over not believing his hikari*

Wingzero: *falls over anime style*

Clip: Magic in the air

Yami: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: What just happened?

Yami: *wearing a pink frilly dress*

Yugi: *rolling on the floor laughing out loud*

Wingzero: *snickers*

Clip: Magic in the air take 2

Yami: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Yugi: What just happened?

Yami: *wearing a funny bunny outfit*

Yugi: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *runs off the set completely scared out of his mind*

Clip: Magic in the air take 3

Yami: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Yugi: What just happened?

Yami: *wearing a Dark Magician Girl outfit*

Yugi: *picks up his chair and starts thwacking Yami with it* DIE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE

FOR A DUEL MONSTER!!!!!

Yami: @_@

DS: I never knew he had it in him.

Wingzero: That's for us hikaris to know and for you to find out.

DS: --UUU

Clip: Magic in the air take 4

Yami: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: What just happened?

Yami: *wearing a really skimpy neon pink bikini*

Yugi: *rolling on the floor laughing*

Bakura & Ishtar: *taking pictures like crazy*

Yami: GRRRR!!!!!

Bakura & Ishtar: Eeep!!! *run for their lives*

Yami: *runs after them with a frying pan of death*

Wingzero: So that's where it went.

Ryou: Could you stop him before he hurts my yami?

Malik: Ditto.

Wingzero: *snaps her fingers and puts Yami in his usual attire*

Yami: *stops chasing the other two and goes over to his aibou but not before breaking their cameras into tiny pieces*

Clip: Magic in the air take 5

Yami: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Yugi: What just happened?

Yami: I do NOT do PINK!!!! *eyes his neon hot pink shorts*

Yugi: I think you look hot in it.

Yami: ………………. You're weird.

Yugi: And proud of it.

DS: You have been hanging around my aibou too much.

Yami: I do concur.

Wingzero: Is there anything wrong with that?

DS & Yami: No.

Clip: Mob Scene

Yami: //What am I going to do with you?//

Yugi: /Come and have fun!/

Yami: *gets surrounded by the mob*

Yugi: *pouts through their mental link*

Yami: *sends the mob to the shadow realm*

Wingzero: NO SENDING THE EXTRAS TO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!

Yami: *whistles innocently*

Clip: Mob Scene take 2

Yami: //What am I going to do with you?//

Yugi: /Come and have fun!/

Yami: *gets surrounded by the mob* I challenge all of you to a shadow game!!!

Yugi: >.< Not this again!!

Wingzero: Not again!!!!

Clip: Mob Scene take 3

Yami: //What am I going to do with you?//

Yugi: /Come and have fun!/

Yami: *gets surrounded by the mob*

Tea: *runs out of the mob* YAMI!!!! *glomps Yami*

Yami: O.O!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Tea: *runs after Yami*

Yami: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: *glares daggers at Tea*

DS: *chases Tea, while wielding her plasma scythe*

Wingzero: How did she sneak that weapon on the set?

Clip: Mob Scene take 4

Yami: //What am I going to do with you?//

Yugi: /Come and have fun!/

Yami: *gets surrounded by the mob*

Mob: *picks up Yami and runs away with him*

Yugi: *runs after the mob* COME BACK HERE WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!!

Wingzero: I should really screen our extras.

Ray: Yah think?

Wingzero: Shat up!

Clip: Water Fun!

Yugi: *pounces on Yami*

Yami: O.O *falls into the water*

Yugi: *pops back up*

Yami: *loses his swimming trunks*

Yugi: *holds them up*

Yami: Hey thanks.

Yugi: *runs onto the beach while holding his yami's swimming trunks*

Yami: >.< YUGI!!!!!

Clip: Water Fun! Take 2

Yami: *pulls Yugi under*

Yugi: O.O!!!

Yami: *pops back up*

Yugi: *no where to be scene*

Yami: *feels something strange*

Yugi: *pulls down Yami's swimming trunks*

Yami: >.< Not again!!!!

Clip: Water Fun! Take 4

Yami: *pulls Yugi under*

Yugi: *no where to be scene*

Yami: Aibou? *frantically scans the area*

Yugi: *on the beach buying ice cream*

Yami: Aibou!!!!!! *freaks out*

Yugi: /Yes, Yami?/

Yami: *sees Yugi on the beach eating ice cream and nearly collapses with relief*

Yugi: ??????

Clip: Water Fun! Take 5

Yami: *plays with Yugi*

Joey: *swims with a shark fin on him*

Yugi: O.O!!! SHARK!!!!! *grabs his yami's hand and runs onto the beach*

Yami: !!!!!!!!

Joey: *surfaces and starts laughing his head off*

Yugi & Yami: GRRRRR!!!!

Joey: Eep!!! *runs as if his very existence depends on it*

Yugi & Yami: *chase Joey*

Clip: Tossing Yugi

Yami: *tosses Yugi into the limo*

Yugi: *hits his head on the opposite window* OWWIE!!!

Yami: Gomen, gomen, gomen!!!!

Yugi: @_@

Clip: Tossing Yugi take 2

Yami: *tosses Yugi into the limo*

Yugi: *lands on top of Seto's lap*

Seto: ^____________________________^

Yami: *hauls Seto out of the limo and maims him*

Clip: Tossing Yugi take 3

Yami: *tosses Yugi into the limo*

Yugi: *goes through an open window and lands on top of Ray*

Ray: OW!!!!

Yami: Oh CRAP!!!!!! *runs for his life*

Wingzero: *very pissed off and starts chasing Yami with her zero system activated*

Clip: Tossing Yugi take 4

Yami: *tosses Yugi into the limo*

Yugi: *lands on top of Mirai*

Mirai: Ooof!!! *blink, blink* Master, how did you enter the shadow realm?

Yugi: Yami.

Mirai: Oh.

Clip: Tossing Yugi take 6

Yami: Huh?

Yugi: *wearing a football helmet*

Yami: *twitches* Why are you wearing that? *points to the helmet*

Yugi: I don't want any more brain damage.

Wingzero: ARGH!!! Can't think any more.

Ray: She had a major paper due today and spent more than four hours writing it nonstop.

Shinimegami: Ouch!

Wingzero: @_@

Ray: *catches Wingzero before she hits the ground*

DS: AIBOU!!! *eyes Ray*

Ray: *panics as he is holding DS's aibou* Where is Kai when you need him?

DS: Don't you drag him into this!!!

Shinimegami: *grabs a bowl of popcorn and watches*

Kai: *mysteriously makes an appearance*

Ray: THANK GOD!!!!

Kai: *blink, blink*

DS: *forgets about Ray and glomps Kai* o^-^o

Ray: *brings Wingzero to her office*