Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-NO! ❯ The Voice in the sky ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: Hi it's Yenchna and Kentuski here. *waving to the cheering fans*

Kentuski: I have fans? I got a chicken! (\(^v^)/)

Yenchna: If we don't now, we'll have some after they read this kick butt story! So hurry up and read it. Gotta go milk my cow and Kentuski's gotta find her chicken.

Kentuski and Yenchna: Just a note, the bold text in quotes represents the voice in the sky. That will be further explained in the story.

The following fan fiction is based on the story written by Kazuki Takahashi so therefore we only own Mr. McFuzzles. Every other reference is a trademark to Kazuki Takahashi. Thanks

"The Voice in The Sky"

Part One

(Whole cast is in a glass elevator in the mall. They are off to the Toys'R'Us dueling tournament. The current champion is a six-year-old Yu-Gi-Oh fanatic. The only question is who is destined to defeat him? Our bet is the shy nine-year-old girl in the corner she may look quiet but she cry to victory! )

(Meanwhile, Malik slowly walks over to Yugi.)

Malik (whispers): Precious… My Precious…

(Malik reaches for Mill. Puzzle)

Yugi: Uh… Malik, I'm sorry, but I already have a girl friend. Maybe when I come available….

Malik: No! (Points to the puzzle) P-precious!!!

( Malik grabs it)

Yugi: No, it's called the "Millennium Puzzle". Duh! It's my destiny to know what it's called, well at least that's what my horoscope said. Plus, you have to defeat me in a battle, so, ha, I win, `cause I'm Yugi Mutou! (Doing a victory pose)

Malik: I'm must have my… precious… Battle we must! Mwuahahahaha….

Jou: Hey, you've been watching too much Lord of the Rings. Hey, Kaiba, there are more copyright laws here. J.R.R Tolkien could sue, yah know.

Kaiba: If you mention one more copyright law, I'm gonna "beat you up".

Jou: Well, yah know what, Kaiba? You can just go to "the shadow realm". Hey, what just happened? Go to "the shadow realm". What the "heck"? "Shadow realm! Shadow realm!!! Shadow Rea~lm!!!!"

Bakura: We must be doing the dubbed. "Shoot!" Hey, I didn't know we could say shoot! Hey, let's "Searching for Replacement word…" Yugi! "Oh, snap!"

Anzu: Hey, Yugi, what do you think?

Honda: Uh, Yugi…?

(Yugi is the corner alone. He slowly turns around. He is picking his nose with the Millennium Rod…)

Rest of the Cast: Eewww!!!!!!!!

Yugi (In a moment of silence): It's stuck…. (Trying to pull the rod out of his nose)

(Everyone turns to Malik. He starts to twitch. Bakura is in the other side of the elevator and brakes out in an evil laugh. Then he falls on the ground laughing hysterically.)

(Morphs into Psychopathic Malik. Losing it once again.)

Malik: (in his slurred speech, from all the "windex"…) Yuuugggiii! I challenge you to a… THUMB WAR!!!

Voice from the sky: Nice call, Malik.

(Everyone goes quiet and looks up at the security camera. There was Mokuba, the voice from the sky.)

Mokuba: Hi, Seto! This is really funny! Warner Brothers is really gonna love this one!

Jou: So it was -you-, you lil' "genius." I think you're "the greatest kid in the whole world, who does not wet the bed, unlike me!"

Yugi: I knew these brothers were stalkers…

(Bakura is laughing on the floor, pounding on it.)

(Malik pulls out the dagger, but suddenly appears a pair of pink safety scissors. Now the Millennium puzzle is in his possession.)

Jou: Malik! Give that back! "Now remember, kids, stealing is wrong. And don't run around scissors, Malik, it may poke your eye out."

Bakura: (cough, cough) Pegasus. (cough, cough) That's what I did with my "safety scissors". (evil giggle)

Malik: Now you have to battle me! This will decide the fate of our world! It "destiny" that I win! If you lose, you shall be sent to the shadow realm at the end of this elevator!"

Yugi: Hey you "poopy head!" That's my line!!!

Jou: (cough, cough) copyright law… (cough, cough)

(Seto twitches)

(Malik and Yugi are grasping each other's hands)

Simultaneously: One, Two, three, four this is how we start a war!

Bakura: Well, actually, a war starts when two political parties have a disagreement about an issue that cannot be solved by communication in which leads to a more drastic confrontation in which finally leads to the destruction of two communities both physically and economically-

Anzu: Ryou, "Please be quiet."

Bakura: Hey, Mazaki! I listen to your speeches!

Anzu: You always say the same thing over and over again.

Bakura: Like you should be talking.

Anzu: Yugi tell him he's wrong.

(Bakura giggles)

Yugi: It's my destiny to tell the truth, Anzu...

Anzu: Well, tell him, Yugi.

Jou: Well, Bakura has a point; you always say the same "stupid" thing. Urgh… I "highly dislike" this.

Anzu: TELL HIM HE'S WRONG!!!!!!!!! YUUUUGGGIIII!!!!!!

Yugi:…(Sweat drop)

Anzu: I thought we were friends… (she starts to sob) Remember the time we…

Seto: "Oh, sugar boogars" not another FRIENDSHIP SPEECH!!!!

(He hits her on the head. She falls to the ground unconscious)

Rest of the cast: (underneath their breath) You rock, Kaiba, you finally made her "stop talking".

Yugi: It's a miracle. Kaiba, I guess your not a bad guy after all, but I'm still the hero, cause I'm Yugi Mutou. (Strikes a pose)

Malik: (Annoyed) I WANT MY PRECIOUS! MUST START THUMB WAR!

Yugi: Ok, ok, you ruin all my fun.

(They continue the battle. Malik is losing)

Malik: Must have Precious…

(He leans over and bites Yugi's thumb off. Yugi starts to cry like a little girl as Malik rips the rod out of his nose with much struggle.)

Malik: How high did stick up there?

Yugi (blushing): Only a little…

Malik: You tainted my millennium rod, you villain.

Otogi: Isn't that a coincidence?

Malik: Now you must go to the shadow realm that was strategically placed right below this floor for this moment in time, because it is destiny!!! Wa ha ha!

Mokuba: Hey guys wanna here Seto's favorite song?

Seto: If you do, I'll shove you out another window.

Mokuba: Hey, NO FAIR! YOU WENT TO FAST! I COULDN'T CUT THAT. I'm telling Noah. And just for that, now, I gonna play the version you sang on 15 birthday when you sang it to your doll, Mr. McFuzzles!

Seto: MOKUBA! I'M GONNA "hug you, rascal, `cause your so cute."

Mokuba: Oh, Seto! You didn't need to say that, big brother.

Seto: I didn't say that you little piece of "sugar love".

(Mokuba presses play and everyone looks at the screen of younger Seto holding Mr. McFuzzles singing "We are family!")

Younger Seto: I'm so happy I have friends! (in denial) Let's sing it, Mr. McFuzzles! (holds him, covers side of his face)

Mr. Mcfuzzles: I love you, Seto!

Younger Seto: I love you, too, Mr. McFuzzles!

(Seto brakes down and cries in the elevator. Malik begins to twitch once again)

Seto: (sobbing) I have no friends!

Mokuba: (smirking) I know I song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. Oh I know I song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. Oh… (he continues singing and locks the door)

TWO HOURS LATER

Mokuba: (finding it still hilarious as the entire cast goes insane) I know I song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. Oh I know I song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes. Oh…

(Malik twitches and wildly laughs)

Malik: You demon child! You are worse than me. NOOOO I'VE FINALLY BEEN DEFEATED! I can't take it any more. I summon the great and mighty RA!

(Ra blasts the screen)

Malik: Ha, I've finally released the mighty Ra and now I can take over the world! Wa ha ha!

(Bakura has an evil smirk on his face and is twitching.)

Bakura: That was my job, "oh curses" why didn't I join sides with him. Ah well, now he'll suffer my sinister plot. Somehow, I have to steal that card. Oh, I know! When he's not looking, I'll do a backflip with a handspring over Yugi's head and then use Man Eater Bug to eat Malik, but then all the bones and the millennium rod will be coughed back up. Eveyone will faint, I'll get the card and the items, change my name to Mr. McFuzzles, to penetrate Kaiba's home to take over Kaiba Corp and then blowup Russia. And then I'll hide low in Canada for six months. My plan is flawless no one can be more ingenious than I! Wa, ha, ha!

(Shiska approaches Malik)

Shiska: (with puppy dog eyes) Nice, evil man, can I please see your ugly, gold dragon thingy, so I can remember it before I go blind forever? So I can forever remember your greatness? The doctor said I only have two more days. Please? By the way, I love your hair. It's much better then Yugi and Bakura's.

Bakura (spazing): NOOOO!!! I have the best hair! I'm the hott one!

Jou: Actually, I am.

Bakura: No way.

Jou: You have a stinkin' mop on you head. GO BACK SCOTTLAND WITH YOUR "STUPID" CHEAP ACCENT!

Bakura: At least I'm not the dumb blonde.

(Malik feels all warm and fuzzy inside. He felt as if he could finally open up to some one. He decided Shiska would finally be his friend.)

Malik: (handing the card to Shiska) You can be my evil bride of darkness and we can plot to take over the world together. (He finished blushing)

Shiska: Cool! (She rips the card in half)

Malik: (Stunned) How could you…

Bakura: (jealous) FINE, DO IT THE EASY WAY, SHISKA! Mine was still cooler….(sticking his tongue out)

(Malik starts to cry)

Malik: Ra… Ra… I love you, Ra…

Shiska: Ah, don't worry about it, Malik. It was counterfeit, anyways.

Malik: WHAT?! I spent a good $8 at the flea-market for this card! That lady actually lied to me? There are some real creeps in this world!

(she pats him on the back)

Shiska: Don't feel bad all Yugi's Exodia Cards are fake, too.

Kaiba: YUGI YOU FRAUD!!!!! NOT ONLY DO YOU USE "THE HEART OF THE CARDS", BUT THEY'RE FRIGGIN' FAKE, TOO!!!

Shiska: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR USING E-BAY, YUGI!!!

Yugi: You weren't supposed to tell anybody….

Malik: Curses, now I can't take over the world, but I guess I'll just take up my other dream.

Shiska: What's that?

Malik: Golfing…

Shiska: Wow, that's really depressing.

Jou: Not as bad as Mr. McFuzzles

Kaiba: SHUT YOUR TRAP!

(Honda starts to bash his head on the elevator door)

Honda: I'm surrounded by idiots…(hits his hair on the door its starts to dent) idiots( he hits it again) Pure downright idiots (hits it again)

(Yugi taps his on the shoulder)

Yugi: Uh…Honda

Honda: What the "heck" do you want?!

Yugi: Wanna use my cement hair gel?

Honda: Sure why not?

(Honda applies the gel and dries it)

Honda: Absolute pure… Hey my head feel heavy. What the "Heck" I'm shrinking… (He tips over and slams into the door it breaks down)

Everyone: We're free!

Jou: I'm hungry! Lets go to that new seafood restaurant.

(They all head to the restaurant. Outside it, is a giant ceramic statue of a deranged bunny.)

(They all take a table. Suddenly, the owner approaches them, tipsily.)

Drunken Man with eye patch: Ar… ye mates up for some grub? It's the best in the sevens seas on the great lady of Bozo Bunny.

Anzu: AHHHH!!!! THERE'S AN EYEBALL IN MY SOUP!

Drunken Man with eye patch: Oh, Yugi-Boy, Kaiba-Boy can one of a yah be a dear and pass me the eyeball?

(Bakura falls off the chair in a state of shock.)

Bakura: Jesus Christ! I thought I killed you. "Uh.. sorry I meant gave you some krill for your new restaurant." Pegasus, I thought I "beat you up with my safety scissors and gave you that eye patch for a gift." Yah right, I didn't do that! MOKUBA, I'M GONNA "give you some krill."

Pegasus (Whispering to Bakura) : That only happened in the Japanese version, not the dubbed, so shh… don't give it away to the younger audience. They might be sad.

(He, secretly under the table, slips Bakura a fifty-dollar bill)

Bakura: Sure, ol' chap, I'll keep it a secret.

Yugi: When did all this happen?

Bakura: You're kidding, right?

Yugi: No, I'm serious. I thought you (to Pegasus) were sent to a foreign country, like my hamster my mom gave me. Wait, do I have a mom???

Bakura: DO I CARE? Anyways if you wanna catch up on it, it's in Vol. 4 of the Japanese series. It's really good. I highly suggest you watch it.

Pegasus: I hated it. You killed me.

Bakura: Hey, I got killed in Battle City Finals so don't worry about it.

(He gives Pegasus a comforting hug and stabs him with his safety scissors "dagger").

Otogi: I LOVE YOU, PEGASUS! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH!!!!!

Jou: Dude, he's "playing" dead, again.

Otogi: Ah well maybe I'll just keep his eye.

End of Part One

To be continued….