Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-NO! ❯ Build-A-Scare ( Chapter 3 )

Duel 3: Build-A-Scare

Setting: Golf Course

Malik tried to take up his career in golfing.

(Malik swings the golf club. the ball flies in the air)

Malik: (to himself) Here goes nothing. Ra please give me strength to get this hole in one.

( ball lands in a pond)

Malik: What NOOOO!

Trainer: Malik everybody makes mistakes and just cause you have a golfing score of six hundred and sixty six doesn't mean anything. As long as you have fun

Malik: You know &%#=$ right that golf ball should have gone in! The wind blew it the wrong way and the hole is too &%$#= small!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna kill you all! AHHHH!!!!

(He hit his instructor over the head with a golf club)

Trainer: THAT'S IT YOU'RE BANNED FOR THE SPORT OF GOLFING FOREVER!!!!!!!

(Malik then went to the mall and with in five minutes opened his own tattoo parlor)

Kid: Can I have a tattoo?

Malik: Sure I got the perfect design for yah. Now, just roll up the back of your shirt.

(The kid does)

Kid: Sir, what design are you doing?

Malik: It is called the Tomb Keeper Initiation.

Kid: Cool sounds creepy!

Other Kids: Yah, we want it too!!!

(Malik carves the tattoo on their backs)

Kid: Thanks Dude!

Malik: Hey kid whats your name?

Kid: Oh, I'm Ty and these are my buds A and Mike.

Malik: Cool yah wanna be my mind slaves?

A: Why?

Malik: Cause I'll give you duel monster cards.

Ty: Which ones?

Malik: Ra….

(he hands the boys each a counterfeit Ra)

(More kids enter the shop)

Rashid: (rushing in) Malik what are you doing?

Malik: (hiding the needle behind his back) Nothing…

(The kids peeked out behind her)

Rashid: Great how many did you initiate?

Malik: (playing stupid) What are you talking about???

(Rashid raises an eyebrow)

Malik: Ok only a couple…

Rashid: Master, exactly how much is a couple???

Malik: 3… plus 10.

Rashid: Great now I'm on over time!

Malik: Come on kids lets go to Build-A-Bear!

(Malik and kids leave the shop)

Rashid: (Leaving the shop) Don't fall Rashid… Don't fall…

(Rashid stands at the top of the stairs watching Malik and the kids)

(Malik and the kids are picking out bears. They happily prance around the store)

Bakura: (very drunk) I'm in the shadow realm. I'm in the shadow realm. (He runs around the mall with the box on his head)

(he bumps into Rashid)

(Rashid looses his balance and falls down the stairs)

Bakura: Huh? Uh… I'm in the Shadow Realm! Ha, ha, ha!

(Rashid broke both his legs.)

(Malik and kids go psycho)

Bakura: (as he is in front of Build-A-Bear, he takes the box off his head) Huh? What just happened? What, why a box? Hmmm… No , I didn't! Curses! They know my secrets! Ahhh!!! I must plan the most twisted and sickening death. Sniping? No, not original! Poison? Nope, too easy. Use man-eater bug? Hmmm…. Nah it's too boring? (Looks at the Build-A-Bear sign) Being attacked and torn to shreds by teddy bears? Yes, a definite that is just sooo sick and twisted!!!

(They all enter Build-A-Bear)

Malik and the kids are picking out bears

Shiska: Hey Otogi-san.

Otogi: Yah what, Shiska

Shiska: This is kinda an awkward question, but… is everybody drunk

(Otogi looks around)

Otogi: For the most part

Honda: (in slurred speech) Shiska, were not druunnkkk…. Wheee a birdie…(he falls over)

(Shiska sees her brother drinking a beer)

Shiska: Onisan! How could you??? You told me no one was drunk…

Jou: Exactly… they're not (as pulls Honda off the floor and hides the beer can)

Shiska: But you're drinking! It's so bad you're even in self-denial…

Jou: I'm not drunk…. Drinking doesn't necessarily get you drunk

Shiska: But it's bad for your liver!

Jou: It's not bad to have a drink once in a while…

Shiska: But your underage and you lied to me.

Jou: I only had one beer plus ummm… (tries to count on his fingers) Uh… I can't count!

Shiska: (in tears) This is really bad. I always idolized you. You used to be my hero. Who wants to be like a drunk!!!! I'm disappointed in you. Mom's right, you are a problem child. You're grades are slipping cause you have the worst G.P.A. in school and you used to be in a gang!!!! The first step is to admit you have a problem. Admit it!(grabs the collar of his shirt) ADMIT IT!!! (starts shaking him) ADMIT ONISAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Shakes him harder)

Jou: Shiska….. Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(she continues to shake him and he throws up on her)

(Shiska runs to the bathroom in tears)

(Back to Malik)

Malik: You killed Rashid! Nooooo! (goes crazy) Mwuahahahaha!

Rashid: No! I'm still alive! Save me!

Malik: Ahhhhh! I will take revenge!

Rashid: Take revenge later! (tries to move) AHHHH!!!

Malik: (goes crazer) Mluh ha ha

Bakura: heh heh heh I will take your millennium rod! I will fight you! (summons his sick and twisted killer teady bears with his blank cards.)

Malik: Oh, yeah? I SUMMON THE KILER TODDLERS!!! (The killer toddlers and sick and twisted killer teady bears duke it out. The toddlers rip off the teddy bears' heads, stuffing falls out and chokes on the stuffing.)

Bakura: (walks up to Malik.) Isn't this cool?

Malik: Yeah. Can I have some of your popcorn?

Bakura: Sure! It's not like I paid for it. (stole it, cough cough, from the restaurant.)

Malik: This is priceless. Lil' kids beating the living souls out of each other and killer teddybears… hahaha

Bakura: So… what now?

Malik: I dunno, let's just watch!

Bakura: ok!

Bakura: Animalaes get the tomb keepers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Malik: Millennium Battle Wa-ha, ha, ha!

Bakura: (Drukenly) Ok I give you my millennium ring pop and you have to give me your millennium nose picker, but I don't want the boogers. (he tips over into the stuffed animals cart)

(She comes back and they all enter build a bear)

Shiska: Stay here Honda. I'm gonna pick out the perfect one!

Honda: Uh… Sure (blush, blush)

Shiska: Oh, a monkey! He'll love it!!!!!

(She does a voice recording)

Shiska: (hitting record) "Hi, I'm Tristan"

(She hurries back and gives it to Honda)

Shiska: Honda, Honda guess what?

(She hands him a monkey)

Shiska: I named him Tristan and I gave him the heart of love.

Honda: (blushing) Aw.. Thanks. But who's Tristan?

Shiska: Duh??? Your dubbed name!!!

Honda: (under his breath) monh muh monkey…. I'm not a monkey! STOP PICKING ON ME!!!!

Shiska: Uh? What?

Honda: Can I and Tristan-Mah Monkey be alone for a moment? (when he's alone) DIE MONKEY DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tristan Monkey: Hi, I'm Tristan.

(Honda steps on it)

Tristan Monkey: Hi I'm Tristan! Hi, I'm Tristan! Hi I'm Tristan!

Honda: Ack! It won't stop!

Tristan: HI, I'M TRISTAN! NOW I KILL YOU! HE, HE,HE!!!!!!!!!!

Oblivious parents: Oh this is sooo cute.

Jou: Who do you have your bets on?

Otogi: Those kids got moves.

Jou: Gambling kicks butt! I bet you 20 on the Kung Fu bears.

(Malik and Bakura watch the possessed little kids and kung fu teddy bears beat the living !!@#$ out of themselves)

Malik: You know what? I don't really want your ring. Its too girly.

Bakura: Yeah, well yours is tainted!!!!

(Kids bite off the bears' heads and stuffing flows out. They knar on the on hearts and choked on stuffing)

Malik: This is priceless.

Bakura: @#$%&, Ya!

(Honda rushes into the room)

Honda: DIE MONKEYSDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(He head butts all the monkey stuffed animals and stabs them through the heart)

Honda: DANG MONKEYS JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Suddenly a crashing sound was heard. The giant ceramic bunny enters Build-A-Bear. Its starts smelling things.)

Malik: (munching on popcorn) Did you do that make that Bakura?

Bakura: Dang straight, I did `Cause I'm Bak-Ura-Oh! (he takes another sip of vodka) I'm a stinkin' evil genius. What do ya expect I'm smart and hott! I should have my own show. I'd much better ratings than that shrub Yugi! I don't preach about friendship.

Malik: Mwuahahahahaha!!! BUUHHHHNNNNYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

Otogi: (sipping beer) I won the staring contest. You blinked! Ha, ha, ha!

Jou: How the @#$% did you pull that off?!

Pegasus: (randomly appears out of nowhere) Hi! I'm back from… uhh… someplace… hidden in some ocean.. again…. PEOPLE DON'T LIKE ME!!!!

Bakura: (whispers and mumbles) I should I tied more weights on him and let him drown…. Must have swam back up… His head was a big floaty since he only had ONE EYE!!

Pegasus: (waves) HI, KIDS!!!

Kids: OMG!!!! LOOK AT THAT FREAK! HE HAS ONE EYE!!!! AHHHHHH!!! (runs to their moms and no longer possessed.)

Pegasus: (looks at bunny) Bozo Bunny, my love! You came to rescue me!

(Bunny steps on him….)

Pegasus: Bakura, you'll pay!

HIS LAST WORDS(again): Has anyone seen my eyeball?

Otogi: No! Pegasus, I love you!!! (Pegasus dies YES DIES!!!! DEAL WITH IT CHILDREN!!! …Mokuba isn't here… hahahaha) NOT AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Bakura: Yes!

Otogi: (glares) …what'd you say….

Bakura: ummm… KETCHUP!!!

Otogi: …mmm… mustard…..

Yugi: Where is this conversation going?

Bakura: mmmm…. BUSH! MUST EAT!!!

Yugi: I'm sending you to the SHADOW REALM!!!

Bakura: Ok! *puts box back on* I'm in the Shadow Realm! I'M IN THE SHADOW REALM!!!!

Meanwhile….

Setting: Kaiba Corp. Nursery AKA Mokuba's jail cell

Mokuba: (waking up from his nap) *yawn* ah…. What a nice dream.

Noah: I'm glad you slept well. I even dyed my hair green again.

Mokuba: Aww… that's great brother. Wanna here the song I wrote. I wrote it just for you.

Noah: Awww… I always knew you adored me!! *blush, blush*

Mokuba: Ready? Oooohhh… Who built the ark? NOAH! NOAH!!! Who's built the ARK??? NOA DID!!! Here come the DUEL MONSTERS two by two!!! Here's come DUEL MONSTERS two by two!!!!!!

Noah: Oh my god… ummm…. THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! I BUILT NO ARK!!!! I built a VIRTUAL WORD with AN ARK!!! (thinks) … I'M A FRAUD!!!!

Mokuba: I had the strangest dream… It's was about monkeys and BUHneeeeeeys…

(looks on the screen)

Mokuba: OH MY GAWD!!! $%^%^ MONKEYS AND BUNNIES!!!! What the @#$% did they do!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(he logs on to the cutting board)

Mokuba: Your going down bunny! (he hits delete)

(The bunny disappears!!!!!!!!!)

Mokuba: I'm so disappointed at you guys!!! I can't turn my back on you for two minutes with out you screwing up!

Kaiba: Bro it was more like two hours….

Mokuba: Ooooo…. What about me time?! It's always about YOU!! YOU! YOU! YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: Bro relax..

Mokuba: Oh by the brother the bank just called they claimed that we're bankrupt? What did you spend all that money on?

Kaiba: A sticker?

Mokuba: WHAT?!!!!!! You know what after today I'm retiring!!!!!!!

Kaiba: But its holographic!!!! Its one of a kind! I've finally out done Yugi! (Yugi waves the gel pen around. Kaiba starts to twitch!!!!!!!) YUGI YOU FIEND!!!!!!! I'M GONNA HUG YOU TOOOO THE SHADOW REALM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Mokuba: Ya know what big brother! Now I can't retire! I wanted to be the only nine-year-old kid to ever retire! But no cause you're an idiot and you spent all our money on a @#$% sticker!!!!!!!!!! Brother I hope you die in shame!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now at nine years old I can't even support myself and Warner Brother's is gonna fire me! I can't take the pressure! By the way I put Kaiba Corp. and Mr. McFuzzles on Ebay cause we need the money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kaiba: Not Mr. McFuzzles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!