Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Yu-Gi-Oh Survivor Egypt! ❯ The begining...Oo ( Chapter 1 )

Me: *going through random junk*

 

Jardina: What are you doing Hikari?

 

Me: Nada….O_O OMFG! I FOUND IT!

 

Chuckles: Found what?

 

Me: ^^ My first fan-fic! I KNEW it was saved somewhere!

 

Jardina: --U I thought I got rid of it for good.

 

Me: Well to bad! Time to reek havoc on the YGO cast once again!

 

Shana: There's only three chapters….

 

Me: I'll work on it!

 

Chapter 1 the beginning.

 

Jazz: Welcome to survivor Egypt I'm your host Jazz and-

 

Mokuba: Where's Jeff?

 

Jazz: he… uh… retired.

 

Pegasus: No he didn't Mokuba boy he was just afraid to work with Bakura.

 

Jazz: (curse the millenium eye) Right Pegasus any way were on survivor Egypt. You'll camp on the Nile. But before the cameras start to roll-

 

Camera guy: Ma'am the cameras are rolling.

 

Jazz: (crap) I mean while the cameras are rolling I'll just give some new rules: no killing, no sending people to the shadow realm.

 

Merik and Bakura: Da** it.

 

Jazz: no robbing the pyramids, no mind crushes, and no using millenium items during challenges.

 

Bakura: Why the F*** did I sign up for this?

 

Jazz: *ignoring Bakura* Now we will randomly select teams by pulling buffs from this pot, since we're in Egypt the tribe names are after Egyptian God/goddesses, Gold means you're on team Horus and silver means your on team Isis. Got it okay Kaiba you go first.

 

Kaiba: *steps up and reaches hand into jar then pull hand out*

 

Jazz: You're on team Horus now get into the gold boat.

 

It goes on pretty much the same way having the teams look like this

Horus: Kaiba, Serenity, Rex, Weevil, Yugi, Yami, Mako, Mai, and Pegasus.

 

Isis: Malik, Merik, Ryou, Bakura, Ishizu, Joey, Tristan, Duke, Tea, Mokuba, High priest Set.

 

Kaiba: The teams have different numbers…

 

Jazz: So?

 

Kaiba: -_-U

 

Jazz: Here's your Papyrus scroll maps now off to the camp.

 

Horus's boat

 

Mako: you need not worry about me I will just swim to the destination. *jumps over board and starts swimming*

 

Yugi: No Mako the water is full of crocodiles.

 

Mako: *sees crocodile* AHHHHHHHH *swims back to boat*

 

Kaiba: *smirks* Fool.

 

Isis's Boat.

 

Tea: do you know what will keep our team strong?

 

Everyone: (don't say it)

 

Tea: friendship.

 

Bakura: I have a rule of my own, no saying the word friendship.

 

Everyone except Tea: Hurrah!

 

Tea: what will happen if I do?

 

Malik: I will make you do incredibly stupid thing using my millenium rod.

 

Horus's camp.

 

Yami: now that we've made it to the camp sight, Kaiba and Pegasus go get

water.

 

Kaiba: Who put you in charge.

 

Yami: I thought it would make sense since I'm the pharaoh.

 

Kaiba: *walks off with Pegasus* mumble…kill...mumble...Yami…mumble.

 

Mako: I will go get fish. *runs to river and checks to see if there is any crocodiles in it before diving in*

 

Yami: Yugi and Weevil get wood and start building a fire.

 

Weevil: (I'll follow his orders now but soon everyone shall fall thanks to my perfect strategy) Mwahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!

 

Everyone: *stares at weevil*

 

Weevil: I… uh… had just remembered a joke that you all wouldn't get.

 

Yami: just help Yugi get the fire started, and everyone else help me pitch the shelter.

 

Mai: you expect me to work!

 

Yami: yes Mai I do.

 

Team Isis

 

Merik: Now that we've made it to the campsite Ishizu go get water.

 

Ishizu: I'm older so I don't have to do what you say.

 

Merik: yes you do since I'm going to be Pharaoh.

 

Set: *smirks* Sucks to be you.

 

Ishizu: I've predicted that I shall win this argument thanks to my millenium necklace.

 

Malik: maybe I should just force her.

 

Merik: Good Idea.

 

Malik: *uses rod to make Ishizu get water*

 

Joey: I'll go get some food.

 

Tristan: and I'll make sure he doesn't eat it all.

 

Duke: I'll make the fire * glares earing so sunlight hits pile of wood*

 

Merik: I'll just sit here and bark orders.

 

Horus

 

Serenity: Hey guys guess what I was just exploring the camp and I discovered we already have tree mail.

 

Yugi: what does it say?

 

Serenity: You think you know duel monsters we'll see.

If you don't it will be unpleasant for thee.

 

Mai: I don't know what's worse; having to share a camp with bug brain and dino breath, or the producer's ability to rhyme.

 

(Me: hey!)

 

Immunity challenge.

 

*Both teams enter*

 

Jazz: How was your first five hours at camp? Yugi.

 

Yugi: It's going pretty well Yami took charge right at the start and the camps coming along real well.

 

Jazz: Okay *cough*corney*cough*, Mokuba how's it going at Isis?

 

Mokuba: we had an interesting start. Malik made Ishizu get water and Merik didn't do anything.

 

Merik: What are you talking about? My throat still hurts from giving orders!

 

Jazz: umm okay, well here's your challenge. You'll answer questions about duel monsters, if you get one wrong your number one fan will be released from a cage and you'll be out of the game. Team with the last person standing wins Immunity. *pulls up cloth on table to reveal a gold statue*

Okay lets go. Mokuba, You first.

 

Mokuba: *gets up and walks to stand*

 

Jazz: we'll start off easy. What is the weakest duel monster?

 

Mokuba: Kuriboh.

 

Jazz: Correct next is Yami, what does Yu-gi-oh stand for?

 

Yami: King of Games.

 

Jazz: correct, next up Duke. What is the ritual for Crab turtle?

 

Duke: Crap, uh crab ritual?

 

Jazz: wrong! Release the fan *Fan comes running so fast that they tackle duke knocking him unconscience*

 

It goes on like this for a while, till Pegasus and Merik are left.

 

Jazz: Okay Merik, What is the ritual for relinquished?

 

Merik: Da** it, I don't know.

 

Jazz: Release Merik's fan, Team Horus you're the winners. Security get the mad fans off them. As for you, Isis, I'll let you deal with them till tribal counsel.

 

Okay that's all I have. Review and I'll post the next chapter soon!